Chapter 50: The first batch of parkour trainees
Wu Qiang couldn't help but miss Yu Qingyan a little, and he didn't know when she would come back.
"Let's say that the martial arts heroes are light and famous, jumping through the house and jumping the ridge, flying the eaves and walking on the wall, like walking on the ground, many officers and soldiers were played by him, but he was helpless, I saw him fly up to the house with a swish, and the officers and soldiers could only look at his back and sigh......"
As soon as Wu Qiang walked to the corner of the house, he heard as if someone was talking about commenting on the book, and after listening to the content, he unconsciously called for me to rub it, didn't this mean me? said that my brother is so heroic and brave, is my brother so powerful?
You have to take a look, who is spreading rumors, no, who is killing my brother?
"Pu-Guang, who told you to brag for me? Is the image of my brother so tall and glorious? ”
In later generations, when you become famous, you will make money, but in this era, it is easy to die faster if you are famous, and Wu Qiang still understands the truth of shooting the first bird. And Wu Qiang felt that he was just a mortal, and he didn't want to stand on the altar and be worshipped.
Being overly deified by Puguang is easy to distance himself from others, Wu Qiang doesn't want such a situation, that's why he is so angry.
Wu Qiang's brave performance in Jiading County, after Ling Yuqiang and Xu Yong came back, they told the other five teenagers with added fuel and vinegar, and also took out a few actions learned from Wu Qiang to show off their feelings, and the five people's admiration for Wu Qiang was almost like the water of the Yangtze River, endless.
After Puguang came back, he boasted about his and Wu Qiang's experience in Kunshan, and the teenagers' admiration for Wu Qiang was like the Yellow River flooding, out of control, and they were simply greedy for Wu Qiang's light skills.
In the face of Wu Qiang's reprimand, Puguang didn't care, but said to Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers with a big grin: "Don't you want to worship him as a teacher?" If you don't worship now, when will you wait? After speaking, he kept glancing at Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers.
Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers immediately understood, and all of them knelt down to Wu Qiang, and said in unison: "Master is above, please accept the disciple's worship." ”
Wu Qiang lowered his face and said: "I said fake monk, are you playing a trap on Lao Tzu?" ”
Puguang smiled dryly: "You see, these boys are very sincere, you can accept them, I promised them on the chest." ”
Wu Qiang was unmoved, and pointed to Puguang and said: "That's what you promised, let me tell you, I, Wu Qiang, will never accept apprentices in my life." ”
Seeing that Wu Qiang's tone was resolute, not like a joke, Puguang said with some loss: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault for being abrupt." ”
"Stop!" Puguang drooped his head and was about to leave with Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers, but was stopped by Wu Qiang, and there was a divine turn, "I said I wouldn't accept apprentices, but did I say I wouldn't teach you?" ”
Puguang grabbed Wu Qiang's arms, and said with some surprise and inexplicably: "Really? Are you telling the truth? ”
Wu Qiang shook off Puguang's arm and said with a stinky face: "Nonsense, do I look very unserious?" ”
Wu Qiang and Puguang have a three-month appointment, and he will leave Puyuan Temple in three months, and everything in the future will depend on Puguang himself. There is no record of Puguang and others in historical materials, which proves that these people have never even made waves, and the end must have ended in failure.
The textbooks of later generations have been clearly written, knowing the general direction of historical development, Wu Qiang does not want to be a small praying mantis, in a vain attempt to use weak arms to meet the crushing of the wheel of history.
People are emotional animals, even if they only get along for a few days, Wu Qiang does not want to see these fresh lives, one by one falling under the butcher's knife of the Manchu Dynasty. After some consideration, Wu Qiang decided to teach them parkour, hoping to change their fate, even a little.
"Hey...... Hey, what do you want to do? Don't come, don't come......" Wu Qiang seemed to be a girl who had been played, and retreated back in panic.
Originally, Wu Qiang thought that he had made this decision, and Puguang and the others had to smile if they were not happy, but the result was much beyond his expectations. After seeing that Pu Guang and the others were surprised, Pu Guang suddenly waved his hand lightly and made a suggestive action, and Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers immediately surrounded Wu Qiang.
Although Wu Qiang didn't know what the meaning of Puguang's action was, he was also aware of the danger, and was caught by Puguang and others just when he wanted to escape.
The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the dragon stranded on the beach was played by shrimp.
Wu Qiang felt the ups and downs of the blue sky, and his body also went up and down, at this moment he was accepting the group of Puguang and others, cough cough...... Puguang and the others were excited and excited, so they wheeled Wu Qiang's body and threw it into the sky again and again, and let out cheers and screams from time to time.
"Let's eat, there is salt and oil in the dish today, and the rice is full." The old monk Puhui shouted loudly at the top of his voice, and knocked a broken pot lid.
"Oh, let's eat......" Ling Yuqiang and the other teenagers were all half-grown children, and when they heard that they were eating, they immediately dispersed.
The key is that Wu Qiang is still in mid-air, Puguang has passed the age of gluttony, and he didn't go away, but he saw Wu Qiang in free fall, falling firmly to the ground, he hurriedly covered his eyes, and even felt that the earth was faintly trembling.
"Pu-light." Wu Qiang couldn't help but roar in anger, no matter how powerful the parkour master is, he can't break away from gravity.
"Oh, it's windy and thundering, it's going to rain soon, and the poor monk's clothes haven't been confiscated."
Puguang was like a rabbit, jumping and jumping to escape, Wu Qiang lay on the ground, raised his eyes to look at the sky, and couldn't help scolding: "Puguang, you bastard, there is not even a cloud in the sky, you are a fool." ”
However, Pu bald head ran all the way without looking back, and soon disappeared without a trace. Because Wu Qiang was defenseless just now, Ling Yuqiang and the others threw him high because they were excited, and his butt almost fell in half.
Who knows that the disaster is not a one-way line, when Wu Qiang went back and took out the bone-setting medicinal wine to prepare for his own use, he happened to be bumped into by the visiting Jiang Fang, and Jiang Fang ate a lot of Wu Qiang's tofu openly in the name of helping to apply the medicinal wine.
was put on the table for no reason, of course Wu Qiang wanted to get back on the field, although Puguang passed the best age for parkour training, but he strongly asked to participate in the training, so it is no wonder that his hands are black.
As for Ling Yuqiang's boys, your good days have begun, and the devil's hellish training doesn't know how long they can carry it, thinking of this, Wu Qiang grinned, revealing his eerie white teeth.
In the morning when the air was fresh and the birds were singing, led by Puguang, eight people barely stood in a row, waiting for Wu Qiang's lecture.
Although Wu Qiang was still limping when he walked, he pretended to say: "This light body kung fu is called parkour, the ancestor is a Westerner, named David Bell, and now I have brought parkour to China, which is similar to the Dharma patriarch who brought Zen Buddhism to the east." ”
Originally, parkour did not appear until more than 300 years later, and Wu Qiang can be called the ancestor of this era, but he still respects intellectual property rights, and he is not cheeky enough to even occupy the naming rights.
"Hey, it's a little windy today, be careful with your tongue flashing." Puguang has been a fake monk for a few years, and he has been exposed to some Buddhism, so he can be regarded as half-understood, and he immediately gave sarcasm to Wu Qiang's shameless spirit.
Ling Yuqiang asked, "Brother Wu, so you are our ancestor master of Huaxia?" ”
Wu Qiang immediately reprimanded: "Ling Yuqiang, are you a pig brain?" How many times have I said that? When learning parkour, call me instructor. ”
"I'm sorry instructor, student Ling Yuqiang forgot." Ling Yuqiang straightened up.
"Qin Guang." When learning parkour, Wu Qiang also called Puguang's common name, "If you have a problem, you can ask it, deliberately say something strange, cool and cool, you are deliberately despising the authority of this instructor." ”
Puguang pretended to be respectful and said, "Report to the instructor, Qin Guang doesn't dare." ”
Wu Qiang said deliberately with a straight face: "If you want to learn parkour, you must first have a good physique, so that you can easily climb over any obstacle in the future, and the first class today is to train for cross-country ten-mile long-distance running......."
"What for, what for?" Before Wu Qiang's words fell, someone was eager to try and almost rushed out, "Since you don't have to listen to the instructor's speech, today's training volume will be increased by five miles per person, Ling Yuqiang and Qin Guang will run ten miles more each because of their mistakes, and they will start now." ”
"Ah......" Everyone let out an exclamation, Wu Qiang relied on the eye-beating distance measurement method learned in later generations, and had divided the route from Puyuan Temple to the bottom of the mountain, they knew that it was not easy to run ten miles, and now double it, then don't want human lives?
Wu Qiang was thinking about how to make an example of how to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, and these guys exposed their problems one by one, Puguang and Ling Yuqiang also bumped into his gun, giving him the opportunity to stand up for power, and he naturally had to seize it.
"Don't listen to orders, do you? After that, don't learn parkour. Wu Qiang also released a big move.
"Don't, don't...... Let's run ......" led by Puguang, under his leadership, everyone tore their feet and ran out.
Looking at the backs of Puguang and the others, Wu Qiang rubbed his buttocks and grinned, "Hiss...... These bastards, finally let Lao Tzu find a good opportunity for revenge, I have to exhaust your grandsons. "Yesterday I really threw Wu Qiang enough.
After Puguang and the others finished their long-distance running training, they stuck their tongues out like dogs one by one, fell to the ground and gasped, but they were kicked up by Wu Qiang one by one.
People who have a little common sense of exercise in later generations know that resting in place immediately after strenuous exercise can easily cause sudden death, and you need to jog or walk for a while before you can stop and rest.
Impressed by the ancient respect for teachers and martial arts, Ling Yuqiang and Xu Yong learned several movements such as lazy jumping, cat fluttering and monkey jumping, but without Wu Qiang's permission, they were not taught to other teenagers.