Chapter 51: Is it tiring to knock on the door?
Wu Qiang's legs and feet were inconvenient and he couldn't do the demonstration in person, so Ling Yuqiang and Xu Yong did it for him.
These basic movements can be quickly learned by those who have talent.
Excluding Puguang, Ling Yuqiang and Xu Yong barely passed, and the remaining five people were a little miserable. This has nothing to do with talent, the main thing is that the learning ability of the people at the bottom of the Qing Dynasty is really maddening.
Perhaps it is because the rulers of the past and present did not want the common people to be too smart, and have been unremittingly pursuing a policy of fooling the people, and still firmly controlling educational resources in the hands of a few people, which has caused the current situation.
When Wu Qiang instructed Puguang and others to learn parkour, Jiang Fang hid from a distance to watch, and her eyes showed a touch of envy.
After a day of training, even when he was in his crazy youth, Ling Yuqiang was deeply tired, and when he dragged some heavy steps into the residence, he found that Ling Xiuzhu seemed to be waiting for him.
"Sister, why are you here?" Ling Yuqiang is extremely fond of his only relative in the world.
Ling Xiuzhu asked eagerly, "Brother, I heard Jiang Fang say, are you learning light body kung fu from Brother Wu?" ”
"yes." There was nothing to hide, Ling Yuqiang admitted it very simply.
Ling Xiuzhu was so anxious that tears immediately came down, and said in a complaining tone: "Why don't you talk to me about worshipping Brother Wu as a teacher?" ”
Ling Yuqiang was stunned for a moment, and immediately laughed, Ling Xiuzhu couldn't help but be annoyed, stepped forward and beat Ling Yuqiang with a small fist, and blamed while beating back: "Everyone is in a hurry to die, do you still have the heart to laugh?" ”
"I worship Brother Wu as a teacher to learn parkour, this is a good thing, what are you anxious about?" Ling Yuqiang pretended to be confused.
Ling Xiuzhu's fist swung even more urgently, and she said angrily: "You worship Brother Wu as your teacher, and you will call Brother Wu Master in the future, then how should I call him, don't we have no chance at all?" ”
Ling Yuqiang hurriedly begged for mercy while explaining: "I learned parkour from Brother Wu, but I didn't worship him as a teacher, Brother Wu said that he didn't like to be our master, and only let us call him an instructor, we only have the reality of master and apprentice, and we don't have the title of master and apprentice." ”
Ling Xiuzhu turned her anger into joy at this time, wiped her tears and changed the topic with some embarrassment: "By the way, what is parkour?" ”
"It's the light body kung fu taught by Brother Wu, I heard Brother Wu say that parkour was something he learned from Westerners......"
Since he traveled to this era, Wu Qiang felt that he had never stopped, and he finally rested, still because of his injury.
The training in the basic stage was temporarily led by Ling Yuqiang and Xu Yong, and Wu Qiang took advantage of his leisure time to enter the basement and count the items he had brought over.
There are six boxes of 10 pairs of running shoes sponsored by the company, for a total of 60 pairs of running shoes, and because several female parkour runners participated in the event, the running shoes range in sizes from 36 to 43. Wu Qiang's feet can be worn in sizes 41 and 42, but fortunately, all running shoes are the most in this size.
One hundred and twenty sets of sportswear, one hundred and two sets of men's models, and eighteen sets of women's models, respectively, have several colors such as red, blue, black, white, orange, and green, and have super elastic functions, some are shock-resistant and tight-fitting, some are sweat-absorbing in the wild, and some are women's yoga.
Wu Qiang considered that the women's sportswear could be given Yu Qingyan when the time came, Jiang Fang and Ling Xiuzhu, but they didn't know if they could like the clothes of the later generations.
In addition to the running shoes produced by the company, the prizes of this event also provided a large amount of prize money, and in view of the fact that it is impossible for everyone to win a prize in the event, the company also prepared some souvenirs such as toothpaste, towels, soap, shampoo, nail clippers and so on.
In addition, there are some small benefits provided by the company, such as ten high-end cigarettes, five boxes of instant noodles, six boxes of biscuits, three boxes of chicken and ham sausages, and seven first-aid kits.
It's normal to have a first-aid kit for a parkour event, but each first-aid kit comes with a pack of 10 condoms. Could it be that parkour can still run and get pregnant? At first, Wu Qiang scolded his mother when he saw the condom, but now he can't help but think about it.
There was no signal in the Qing Dynasty, and the mobile phone brought by Wu Qiang was useless, and he originally planned to throw it away, but considering that he downloaded some songs in his mobile phone and was equipped with a solar charger, it would be good to listen to songs in the future, so he was reluctant to throw it away.
After eating Xiaozao at noon, Wu Qiang went out to prepare for a walk, and due to the use of bone-setting medicine, his injuries recovered quickly.
Suddenly, Puguang hurriedly came over with a meal, and Wu Qiang stepped forward and quipped: "Okay, you can't eat enough in the canteen, and you have to prepare one for yourself, you are really a rice bucket." ”
Puguang was suddenly stopped by Wu Qiang, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and when he saw Wu Qiang speaking in such a tone, he said unhappily: "You are only a rice bucket, your whole family is a rice bucket, and I am making food for Bingbing." ”
"Huh? Who is Bingbing? Wu Qiang really can't remember that there is a person in the entire Puyuan Temple with the word ice in his name.
Puguang realized that he had missed his mouth, and hurriedly explained: "It's Mrs. Dong, her girlfriend's name is Dong Bingbing." ”
Wu Qiang seemed to have discovered a new world, and deliberately said with a straight face: "A woman's name, except for her husband and relatives, is generally not easy to tell others, tell me quickly, how do you know?" ”
"I've been taking care of her for the past few days, and out of gratitude for saving our lives, she told me her name. ”
Wu Qiang bluffed: "Haha, are you having an adulterous affair with her?" ”
Puguang said in a bit of a panic: "Don't talk nonsense, Bingbing and I are innocent." ”
Wu Qiang pressed step by step: "You have nothing to do, your dirty thoughts are almost written on your face, and you still say that you are innocent?" ”
Puguang's eyes suddenly became a little rosy, and he said emotionally: "I admit that I like Bingbing, but I am affectionate to her, stop at courtesy, and never cross the thunder pool half a step, you can buckle all the basins on my head, but if you slander Bingbing again, don't blame me for turning my face with you." ”
"Brother Guang, I was wrong, don't be angry, I'm joking with you." Wu Qiang saw that Puguang was angry, and immediately apologized with a smile on his face.
Pu Guang saw that Wu Qiang had a good attitude, and his anger immediately subsided a lot, so he said: "Bingbing is in this situation now, you still make fun of her and me, how can you bear it?" ”
"How is she now?" Since Wu Qiang has been busy with the parkour training of Ling Yuqiang and others in the past few days, he is not clear about Dong's situation.
Puguang said with some concern: "Her current situation is very bad, on the surface she is the same as usual, in fact, her body is getting worse and worse, and she has no appetite recently, it seems that she still can't let go of the past." ”
"Nonsense, what woman can let go of this kind of thing right away? How big is that? ”
Puguang rubbed his temples and said with a headache: "No, if it goes on like this, her body will soon be unable to hold on." ”
Wu Qiang hiccuped at this time, and suddenly had an idea: "I'll give you something, you can take it and try it, maybe it will work." ”
"Heart disease still has to be treated with heart medicine, she is heart disease, and it is useless for you to send her." Puguang obviously didn't have much confidence in Wu Qiang.
"If you don't give it a try, how do you know if it's useful?" Wu Qiang patted Puguang's shoulder very confidently.
Originally, Puguang was skeptical, but when he saw what Wu Qiang prepared for him, he immediately had confidence.
What did Wu Qiang prepare? A red and blue plaid towel, a lemon-flavored soap, a toothpaste, a toothbrush with a cartoon rabbit printed on it, and a box of bucket noodles, and Wu Qiang also soaked it by the way.
Modern people have abundant material resources, and they are baptized by various condiments, so the taste naturally becomes picky and harsh, and a bucket of cheap instant noodles in later generations may be too tempting for ancient people.
You don't see it, Puguang smells the taste, his throat is moving, and he is obviously swallowing. In the end, the power of love was strong, Puguang endured the temptation, carefully carried the bucket of instant noodles, and left with the things given by Wu Qiang.
At dinnertime, Wu Qiang finished eating the small stove and was picking his teeth, and Puguang broke in from the outside in a hurry.
Wu Qiang reprimanded: "You guy is a little polite, okay?" Tired of knocking on the door? ”
Puguang didn't care, and said with a smile: "What, bring me another bucket of instant noodles?" ”
"Roll out of the calves, I don't have much food left." Although instant noodles were once regarded as junk food in later generations, they are much more delicious than the meals of this era.
Puguang said flatteringly: "Bingbing ate your instant noodles, her appetite was great, and she also liked the things you gave me very much, and it was rare to show a smile." If you save someone's life and win the seventh-level floating slaughter, you will be merciful and give me another bucket of instant noodles. ”
Wu Qiang said sarcastically: "You take a bite of Bingbing, you call it so affectionately, don't you feel numb?" ”
Puguang had a request for others, so he had to swallow his anger. Wu Qiang heard that Dong's situation had improved because of his own things, so he naturally couldn't be stingy anymore, because Puguang couldn't make instant noodles, so he soaked another bucket.
After Puguang left with the bucket of noodles, Wu Qiang couldn't help but think about it, it is not a long-term solution to always take convenience and pay it, and the instant noodles will eventually be eaten up one day, it seems that this food problem has to be solved by himself.
"Wang Baogang, are you a monkey jumping? I think the toad jump is about the same, a simple monkey jump can't do it well, and the pigs are smarter than you. ”
"Lu Guiping, Zhang Tongyi, what are you laughing at? You're not doing very well, and you're still smiling at others? ”。
"Yang Yi, Liu Zhu, although you have done a good job, don't be too proud, if you don't work hard, you will be surpassed by others in the future, and then others will laugh at you."