Chapter 616: Haha Beauty Enema

The detectives began to report. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Detective A said: "Our department is mainly responsible for the safety and security of Madame Song during the speech and procession. After she arrived in our country at the end of last year, she was treated in the hospital for a little more than two months, more than 70 days to be exact, and then, after her illness was cured, she gave a speech to the National Assembly in February, which received a good response. Members of parliament enjoyed listening to her speech. Later, it was the same, as long as there was a chance, everyone had to come to listen to her speech and listen to the speech of this oriental beauty. At this, an imperceptible smile appeared on Detective Armor's face.

Official A said: "To be exact, it is Mrs. Jiang, not Mrs. Song." Of course, no one can figure this out. Say important. ”

Detective A said: "Our agent can almost memorize her speech, and even imitate his accent. Everyone felt that there was nothing out of the ordinary, that no one was going to assassinate her, and that she was safe. During the march, some people tried to get close to her, but we subdued her. Later interrogation, they were looking at beautiful women and had no political motives. All of our decisions are in the report, and the report is very thick, and then it is presented. It's over."

Officer A said: "Didn't the Japanese make any moves? ”

Detective A said: "The Japanese are all under surveillance. Because the vast majority of Japanese were already in concentration camps. The few who weren't imprisoned were Americans and Japanese, so they didn't move. ”

Another agent said: "There are 110,000 Japanese in the United States, all in concentration camps, ten concentration camps. They are honestly staying inside, where is it possible to come out and make trouble? There weren't a few Japanese people out there, and they were all identified as non-dangerous people. ”

Officer A said, "Very good. The Chinese are very enthusiastic about her, and there can't be any problems. So what does the person in charge of personal security have to summarize? ”

Detective B said: "In charge of her personal protection are several of our female detectives, one of whom has been following her and protecting her with the help of the president's wife, and the others are only responsible for the defense of one city. That is, we always have two agents close to her. ”

Officer A said, "What's special and important?" ”

Detective B said: "The special thing is that in private she is very annoying and has a big temper, although there is a bell in the house, but she is screaming." Our agent was so annoyed that she didn't want to do it for a day, and she persevered with our comfort. In addition, Mrs. Song has a very special health preservation method, which is enema. ”

Officer A said: "Enema? ”

Detective B said, "Yes, enemas." She does it every day before she goes to bed. It is said that I learned it while studying abroad in the United States. It is said that this is a habit of hers, and it is incomprehensible to do this every day, just like a constipated person. We looked into her and she wasn't constipated. ”

Detective C said: "How to pour?" How to pour? How to pour? Everyone's interest was aroused at once. Originally, there was nothing surprising about this meeting, it was routine, and there was no interest. It's a little interesting to suddenly come to such a topic.

Detective B said: "How to pour?" Prepare a pound of warm water, use a tube, swish, pour it in... ”

Detective C said: "Pour it in? Where to pour it from? The kid asked a little knowingly. No wonder, as long as there are jokes, there are jokes.

Detective B put his hands down, then down, and said, "Just pour it down there." Below. You get the idea, right? Okay, you get the idea. Then, drain it again. ”

Detective C exaggerated and said, "I see. ”

Officer A said, "What else is important?" He obviously wanted to gossip too, so he didn't interrupt his enema lace news.

Detective B said: "There are important things, too. Our people think that she is corrupt, and so is her husband. Our reason is not just that she is not silk sheets not used, mainly cigarette incidents. ”

Detective C: "Cigarette incident? "He praised it to the end today.

Here's what happened with the cigarette incident.

One day at the end of February 3, Song Meiling told the head of the reception office at the White House: I hope that the US Treasury Department and New York Customs will be exempted from tariffs on a batch of special British cigarettes, because she ordered that batch of cigarettes. The Americans did so.

One day at the end of February this year, Song Meiling told the head of the White House reception that she hoped that the US Treasury Department and the New York Customs would be exempted from tariffs on a batch of special British cigarettes, because she had ordered that batch of cigarettes. The Americans did so. Due to the threat of German submarines, the steamer arrived several days late. Soong Meiling's entourage kept calling to urge the White House, and the White House reception received N phone calls, so annoyed that they had to order the Treasury Department to "immediately unload the cigarettes and send them to Washington by plane." ”

Maybe the media is very powerful, or maybe someone deliberately leaked it and the media reported it. After that, Mrs. Chiang's questioning voice also came. The Washington Post said: "While the people of this country are still hungry to fight their enemies, their first lady is enjoying duty-free cigarettes from airplanes in the United States, thousands of miles away." "Madame Chiang's behavior does not show her willingness to steer her country toward a democratic future." "The president ,...... at this time I just want her to leave the United States as soon as possible. ”

The White House is inclined to accept the views of American officials and journalists who have worked in China that "the KMT is a corrupt, incompetent, unrepresentative, and flawed ruling party" and that "the serious deterioration of the situation in all aspects of the Chongqing government is leading to some kind of eventual collapse." ”

"In addition to his personal anger over the cigarette incident, the President wants Madame Chiang to leave the United States immediately, and fears that Madame Chiang's increasingly unseemly private behavior will further affect her image in the public and thus undermine the President's China policy," one person revealed. ”

However, the White House has not changed its policy on aid to China because of this trivial matter.

Official A said: "This Mrs. Jiang is very vicious. It turned out that the official of the White House said that her attitude towards the strike leader, with his beautiful hand, gracefully crossed the neck, and we did not believe it yet, and then we did. What progress has been made by the people investigating finance? ”

Detective C said, "Our results are abundant. We found out that President Chiang himself did not have any deposits, and the deposits were deposited in the bank in the name of Mrs. Song, who had just given a speech. Of course, don't worry, all the details, including how much money is in that bank, when it was deposited, and how it works, are there. In addition, Mrs. Song's sister's family, her sister, brother-in-law, sister's son, and sister's daughter all have deposits in their names. Madame Chiang, I'm sorry, Mrs. Song's younger brother is a diplomat, Minister of Finance, and he also has deposits in American banks. Of course, the exact number is confidential. At the moment, the investigation is basically closed. ”

Officer A said, "What happened to the investigation into the financial activities of other Chinese?" ”

Detective C said: "Those Chinese communities in Chinatown are organizing donations. Donations were sent back to China, or supplies were bought and shipped back to China. This is normal. In addition, a Chinese company sold some medicines to our country and replaced some machines. The matter is under investigation, but General Stilwell, who is in India, testified that he knew that it was a company run by a Chinese general named Zhang Xueliang. The company's profits were used in the war of resistance. ”

Official A said: "I know this General Zhang Xueliang, who kidnapped Mr. Jiang in 1936 and asked him to fight the Japanese. Later, Mr. Jiang didn't treat him well, but he was not very successful. ”

Qiao said: "Several of our groups are very hard, I just want to ask, this Mrs. Song, or Mrs. Jiang, when will she leave the United States?" We had a lot of work, catching Japanese spies, investigating communists, and we were too busy to take care of his enema, silk sheets, and duty-free cigarettes. ”

Official A said: "Speaking of the Communist Party, what is the itinerary of the Chinese choir? ”

Qiao said: "The report has just arrived in my hands. They are actually a bunch of intellectuals. The musician studied in France, played and sang, and studied in the United States. They wore tattered clothes, refused to spend money, and gave all the money they gave to donate to China, except for buying musical instruments. In addition, they worked well with musicians from our country, and the musicians adapted their chorus, and the performance was a success. As a result of our investigation, they did not publicize the trend of redness. The basic conclusion is that they are a bunch of idealists. Finished. ”

Officer A said, "Okay. Departments continue to work. Meeting. ”

Everybody left. It was only Joe and the officer. Joe said, "Do we really want to help this corrupt government?" ”

Officer A: "Yes. This corrupt government held back a million Japanese troops. If they surrender, then the Japanese will have more forces against us. The situation in the Pacific has just improved a little, and we must maintain this momentum, not on our own. ”

Qiao said: "It is said that some people have proposed to revoke the Chinese Exclusion Act? ”

Officer A: "Yes. This is a matter for politicians. We don't have to give anything to win the friendship of some people, and that's good. ”

Qiao said: "I think, for the sake of politics, these people's money can't be touched. ”

Officer A: "Yes. This is a matter for politicians. I just hope that something happens in favor of the Pacific theater. ”

Qiao said: "This Mrs. Jiang, Mrs. Song, have you noticed, she has a very strange place." ”

Officer A said, "What? Do you wonder that her entourage is mainly his relatives? ”

Qiao said: "Although Madame Chiang is patriotic, she never promotes her national flag. ”

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1. The U.S. did investigate several of their deposits in the U.S.

2. Millions of Chinese soldiers who died, tens of millions of Chinese people who died, were sold by them in the United States for a cabbage price.

3, Song Meiling was riddled with diseases in middle age, but she didn't expect to be a long-lived person.