Section 8: Goodbye to modern times

After listening to the old man's explanation, the vendor was completely dizzy, and it was hard to read less! "Dizzy, it turned out to be that thing, I thought your immortal magic weapon had to open the eyes of heaven to see it!" Now that you know that the panda is a Pixiu peddler, you have begun to lose interest in the so-called Qiankun bag! The old man doesn't dwell too much on this!

After a while, Xiaoyi moved a box of gossip mirrors and came over, "Dabao, come and count some points, a total of one hundred and ten, and give you two gadgets!" “

"Okay, I won't order it, this is the money for you, I'm leaving!"

"Well, I often come when I have time!"

Walked to the car, closed the door, made sure no one paid attention, the vendor asked the old man to demonstrate how to use Pixiu, that is, the panda, the old man held up the panda with one hand, and the box on the seat of the car was gone! The peddler was very curious about this, and hurriedly gave the old man a cigarette, begging his grandfather to ask for the mantra back! After learning it, I had a lot of fun playing there!

Finally played enough, this goods only remembered that back to ancient times always need something to give gifts, so I took the old man to the supermarket, bought some tobacco and alcohol, after all, tobacco and alcohol are not separated, this goods this time is also considered to be hemorrhage, cigarettes are bought by the Furong King, not that he doesn't want to buy better, smokers are clear, now the cigarettes are generally named after the place name, and generally rarely sold to other provinces, so the hawkers in order not to show the stuffing in ancient times, can only buy the Furong King, if you buy Yuxi, Yellow Crane Tower, then how to explain, as for the more bullish China, After all, he didn't want to tell the ancients that he was from the afterlife, for fear of scaring those people!

Wine is also not very famous, three hundred and one boxes, I heard that the ancient people love to drink directly brushed twenty boxes, the distressed hawker almost fainted, thinking that if this trip does not earn back the principal, come back must strangle the gods, and then hold the reluctant child can not catch the wolf, fruit candy snack drink bought a lot, out of the supermarket time the small boss also very intimate called two security guards to help move to the car, so that the hawker can't help but sigh at the service, worthy of opening a supermarket, and he can only set up a stall!

Things are neat, you have to refuel, the price increase prompt on the price list makes the hawker hurt again, according to this trend, you can only ride a bicycle in the future!

After sighing, the vendor took the old man back to his home, after all, he was going to go far away, and he had to say no to his parents! It happened that his parents were at home, "Dad, Mom, this is my boss, I won't set up a stall in the future, I will run with the boss, I may have to go far away!" “

The hawker's parents looked at the old man, glanced at each other, the old man rarely sat very seriously, which gave the hawker's parents a lot of reassurance, just afraid of following an unreliable boss "That's okay, don't put it, don't put it, go out while you're young, and just bring me a daughter-in-law back, you see who in the next village hasn't been mixed in Dongguan for two years, the girls who come back every year for the New Year are very beautiful, you also learn a little, but let's bring a person who can live, ah!" “

The peddler said with concern to his mother, and gave a very real example, the peddler knew about it, but he didn't dare to tell his mother that the buddy in the next village didn't play with him anymore, and it was said that he was infected with AIDS! "In addition, pay attention to your body outside, if you can't do it, you will come back, and we will continue to set up a stall!" My mother is worried, but if his mother knows about this goods for a thousand years, I don't know if he will ask his father to discount his legs!

His father was not as worried as his mother, so he took out a bottle of wine from the house and poured it for the old man, "Brother, I am this one son, I have been staying at home and have never seen the world, you can take care of it, I respect you!" After saying that, he and the old man drank with each other, and the vendor finished eating silently, went upstairs to change clothes, and said a few words to his family, and then took the old man away!

After leaving the house, the peddler asked the old man, "Tell me, how to go to the Tang Dynasty?" “

This was so free and easy that the old man was a little unbelievable, and he looked at it for a long time with a cigarette in his mouth, as if he didn't know him, "You find a straight road first, it's best to have fewer cars, don't scare others!" “

"Say it early, there is a national highway in the back mountain, there used to be a lot of traffic, many villages around the road to open a small restaurant, car repair shops have been issued, now after the high-speed repair is less, the rich have moved to the city, the poor go into the mountains to plant trees, not to mention the night, it is difficult to see ghosts during the day!" The peddler muttered as he drove onto the abandoned national highway, where there was no one, the environment was like a wasteland, the artemisia grass was taller than people, and the road had not been crossed for a long time, leaving only a little asphalt in the middle to hold on, and both sides were covered with vegetation!

"That's it, right?" The peddler pulls over into a straight stretch of road!

"Yes!" The old fairy nodded with satisfaction.

"So what's next?"

"It's very simple, run the car, hang it to the high end and press the accelerator hard, do you see the pointer of the computer? Once you've crossed the red line, you're ready to put on the brakes! ”

"It's easy!" After the hawker finished speaking, he started directly in gear, let go of the handbrake and loosened the clutch, one, two, three, four, five, and coaxed out directly with the big throttle, the computer flew directly to the head like crazy, and the engine made the most violent roar since birth, which may be the most open time since the car left the factory, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, and the car made a swing, and the scared hawker stepped on the brakes to the end!

"Squeak...."The car listened, and the vendor looked out, this is it? Could it be that there were asphalt roads in ancient times, but how do you look familiar, nothing has changed except for a few dead grass, and then I saw the old man sitting in the passenger seat, "Hey, why did you come with me?" “

The old man snorted, "It's a shame that you didn't make it, otherwise we will both be wiped out, I don't know if I can't go over, but my performance is good, I have the demeanor to hit my time, try again!" “

The peddler forgot about this, and smiled at the old man embarrassedly, "That one is nervous, the brakes are pressed early, you wait for me to reverse the car!" Park the car again, shake your hands, get a cigarette on the light, calm down, this time the old man pushed the car door and took the hawker's mobile phone away, which line, the hawker grabbed it, "Don't take this, you won't use it, in case you open the traffic and forget to turn it off, it's not enough to sell you, give you this!" After speaking, the vendor threw the Nokia artifact to the old man!

The old man can be regarded as having seen the character of Scrooge, but the fairy, after all, he is a little more atmospheric, and he has no general knowledge with him, so he put the artifact in his pocket and took all the cash in the hawker's wallet by the way, and then said to the hawker, "Get out!" “

After giving the old man a middle finger through the window, he took a puff of cigarette hatefully, popped out the cigarette butt in a chic manner, slammed the accelerator a few times like in the movie, and shouted "Datang, I'm here!" when the computer crossed the end of the meter! Then the hawker made a bang after the exchange of light and dark, and the hawker's heart was cold: something happened!

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