"Hey, old man, what should I do if I get an infectious disease in Datang? I don't care about myself, I'm afraid that those turtles in the Tang Dynasty who haven't seen the big scene in 02 can't stand this germ on my body! "To be honest, as long as people who have experienced that big scene in 02 encounter similar things again, they are very determined, you don't see what Maris is popular in the south stick this year, the entire Seoul has become an empty city, and my Great Celestial Empire is still singing and dancing, this is the spirit of a great country!

"Hey! I can't see that you don't read much, but you know a lot! But don't worry, this won't happen, what exactly I want because of what I said is profound, just rely on your head to estimate that you can't understand, take a simple example, the south stick and the north stick are like modern and Tang, no one can get to each other, but hot air balloons can! Don't you look at that three fat people who are arguing with the southern stick every day and then releasing balloons? The hot air balloon itself does not affect the North Bar, it affects what it carries! ”

"I'm the balloon, I can bring some chocolate, a disc or something, right?"

"Opposite"

"Hey, I said old man, you've been down for a few days, do you know a lot about this?"

"Hey! It's hard to say, after going down to earth, I found that the world has changed greatly, at first I was going to learn from Huangshi Gong, throw a shoe to see if I can find someone like Zhang Liang, and after throwing two, I found out! ”

"You've found out, why are you forcing me to do it?"

I found that I could only walk barefoot, "I'll go for it, the old guy's brain is rusty, modern people don't pick up their own shoes if they lose them, who will pick your broken shoes!"

"And what happened to you?"

"Every day in a crowded place, waiting in the park, people who are destined to wait didn't wait, and when a group of old ladies threw flattering eyes at me every day, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the mountains, didn't you hit it."

"I deserve to be unlucky! Park Pie, I hate you! Okay, I got it, one last question; I went to the Tang Dynasty, did anyone pick me up? "People Tang Seng went to the West Heaven and led the Buddha, the hawker single-handedly broke into the Tang Dynasty, no one answered, and it is estimated that he didn't know how to die! Don't look at many people who cross by themselves, you have to know that those individuals are either soul piercing, occupying other people's bodies, and having parents! Either it's wearing, looking the same as whom, being misidentified, this is equivalent to a foreigner coming to China, everyone has a passport, this goods is single to go without a passport and no identity, and drive to the past must not be caught as a monster!

"Yes, I already gave my dream to someone yesterday, and you'll know when you arrive!"

Well, that's okay! The peddler extinguished the cigarette, got up and put on his clothes, "Go, old man and eat!" "Dabao's mother knows that he gets up late, and every day the old couple puts the pot after breakfast, when to get up and when to eat, hey, I don't think I need to put it in the future!

After eating, the vendor drove and was about to leave, and the old guy also climbed up, "Hey, why are you not staying at home and coming along?" ”

"There's still something to explain, let's talk!"

On the way, the old man told the vendor that he needed to use the gossip mirror to collect the power of faith, and when he heard this, the hawker was anxious: "Then why don't you hurry up and make a few!" “

The fairy's answer was completely unexpected: "No, just buy some in the market!" And told him that he had seen someone selling that thing on the pedestrian street before!

"Dizzy! You can buy anything from the emotional magic instrument, I knew that I would buy it directly before, I always thought that I would open the light when I bought it, but the group of bald heads charged, and I didn't buy it because I was reluctant to pay for sesame oil! “

When I arrived at the county seat, I found a place to park the car, and the hawker took the old man to go shopping, just like the hooligan knows where there are many beautiful women, and the hawker is also clear for the pedestrian street where there is a sale of this thing, and it will not be possible to find a stall, and when I see that the stall owner actually knows, the vendor will be excited!

"Hey, Xiaoyi, why are you a turtle grandson, when did you start selling this thing?" This export is dirty, all because the stall owner used to be classmates with him, but it is not a village, and there is a little contradiction in school time, but now it is bigger, and it feels very naïve to think about the contradiction at the beginning, but it is still very unkind to meet him!

But Xiaoyi didn't expect to meet this product at all, "Dabao, I damn it, I haven't seen you for a long time, come and smoke a cigarette!" “

The vendor took the cigarette and said, "Why haven't you seen me for a long time, I set up a stall at the intersection every day, don't you see it?"

"No, hey, my mother used to be in this stall, and my grandma went back to take care of her when she was sick these days, I'll help take a look!"

"I said I know all the stalls on this street, why haven't I seen you, hey, by the way, I just want to buy something, it's this thing with a small mirror hanging on your top, how much is it?"

Xiaoyi pointed to the gossip mirror with his finger, "You said this, hey, my own house is in, it's not worth much, let's give you one to play!" "It seems that the purchase price of this thing is indeed not expensive, Xiaoyi took one off and handed it to the vendor as he spoke!

"Don't, don't, I don't want one, you tell me the real price of this thing, I bought more!" The hawker refused Xiaoyi's free delivery, of course, if it was for his own use, this product would never be refused!

"You really want a lot, then I'll add five cents to you according to the purchase price, two yuan and five one, and the single sale is ten yuan, even if you make a hard money, how much do you want?"

"Wait a minute!" To be honest, the peddler didn't expect this thing to be cheap at all, but he was afraid that he couldn't make it too cheap, so he turned his head and asked the old man, "Uncle, do you think this can work?" “

The old man took it and flipped through it to see, "Yes, you can decide how much you need!" The old man pulled the vendor to the side as he spoke, and whispered, "Let me tell you, in addition to the space of your van itself, I also put a Qiankun bag on your car, which is the Pixiu on the front of your car, and then you bring something to take it down, and just chant a spell on the head of what you want to load, the initial is a cube, and the length of the three sides is doubled every time you upgrade, and the upgrade requires the number of believers, and the next level is ten times that of the previous level!" It's beginner at the moment, and I think you'd better buy 110, just enough to get two upgrades! “

Let's not talk about other problems, since the number has been determined, the hawker will turn back, "That's it, Xiaoyi, give me ten of the big ones of yours, and one hundred of the small ones, how much money you calculate, and the price will be calculated according to what you say, and I will get the goods from you in the future!" “

"Okay, but there aren't so many stalls, you help me watch me go to the warehouse to get it for you!"

"Okay, there you go!" When Xiaoyi left, the peddler turned his head and asked the old man, "Old man, I remember that you didn't throw anything on my car, and besides, I didn't have Pixiu in my car?" “

The old man looked at the vendor with a painful face, "If you are young, even if you have a problem with your brain, why are your eyes not good, and you can't see such a big Pixiu in front of the car?" “

The vendor was even more depressed, "How can there be, there is only a panda in the car, or I can't afford to buy a magic weapon, so I just bought one and put it there!" “

"Yes, yes, that's the panda, your name is really nonsense, that thing cracks tigers and leopards, likes to eat pig iron, it's a kind of Pixiu!"

PS: Happy New Year, book friends! Move your little hands to add a collection, thank you!