Chapter Twenty-Five: Career Spike Kill
"Hey, it seems that Young Master Ben has to let you have a good look at what Chinese kung fu is today? Uh, no, it doesn't seem like it's Chinese. Yes, let you guys who are out have a good look at the legendary 'postmodern mainstream play'. ”
"Less nonsense, take people's money, and eliminate disasters for others. Today, Lao Tzu will teach you a good lesson! ”
"Okay, there is a kind of going head-to-head with Lao Tzu first, do you dare? It's to fight alone with Lao Tzu! Forgive me for not daring! ”
Bananas, I said why Lao Tzu is so famous, it turns out that someone bought Lao Tzu dark flowers. It's best not to let Lao Tzu know who it is, otherwise Lao Tzu will definitely comfort her daughter. However, although Lao Tzu is strong in martial arts and his martial arts are world-famous, it is a bit too much to give them face when he beats them alone for the first time, and if Lao Tzu can't beat them, wouldn't Lao Tzu also lose face; Of course, it's mainly because of the former.
"Haha, you're going to fight me alone? Well, Uncle Ben, I really have this interest today, so I'll play with you. You guys aren't allowed to come near for a while. ”
"You Liang, Brother Feng, you two stand aside and watch how I use the 'Tianyu-style post-modern mainstream play' to kill pigs today, you have to take a serious look at it later, I'll demonstrate this today! Hey, it's a pity that you two can't sing Jay Chou's 'nunchucks' or 'Dragon Fist' and 'Chou Daxia'. Otherwise, I'll be more passionate about fighting in a while. ”
"I said Tianyu, are you really good? If it doesn't work, I'll go with Brother Feng. You're not alone in the fight! ”
"Yes, young master, don't be injured yourself, otherwise how will the little one explain to his wife when he goes back?"
"An-la! Ben is less out of the horse, it is definitely Noproblem! Also, Youliang, you have to remember that as a man, don't say no in the future! And 'you're not fighting alone' also has ambiguity, and it's forbidden to say it. Look ahead, ladies andgentlemen! It's time for all the excitement! ”
"Fuck me!"
I saw that Li Tianyu had just recited the first sentence of the mantra of "Tianyu-style postmodern mainstream play", and he used his golden right hand to make the "Tianma Meteor Fist" that was proud of Shengping gallop towards "Mao Eighteen" with lightning speed. At this moment, I saw that Li Tianyu's small universe was as high as hundreds of thousands, and his attack power was still as high as millions of combat values!
In the face of such a fierce tsunami-like offensive in Indonesia, our "Mao 18" greeted it with his own chest lightly. It's just that he seems to be petrified at the moment he arrives, and then he takes two or three steps back, coughing twice by the way, but unfortunately there is no urgent syrup for him to drink.
"You TMB want to beat Lao Tzu!"
Just as "Mao Eighteen" was about to make preparations to fight back, Li Tianyu said the second mantra. And he didn't follow the routines and rules at all, but it made Li Tianyu even more like a standard gangster and professional thug. Of course, this time Li Tianyu used his own Hong Kong foot. After Li Tianyu's dismal management in the taekwondo club of the university, he has already practiced a Hong Kong foot second only to the student coach of the club, needless to say, it is naturally the right foot, and any foot of the coach is better than Li Tianyu's right foot, no way, people were already black belts two years ago when they became coaches.
This time, Li Tianyu's foot almost kicked in the face of "Mao Eighteen", there was no way, who made "Mao Eighteen" grow taller, and the equipment Li Tianyu was wearing hindered him from doing this difficult action. Therefore, this kick rubbed the chin of "Mao Eighteen" and passed. But the force is still very good and powerful, of course, the scene is also very fierce and violent.
This kick lifted the spirits of everyone present, of course, the smell is one thing, and the more important thing is the visual effect. However, it made "Mao Eighteen" very faceless, so when the five little brothers brought by "Mao Eighteen" reacted, they obviously had the urge to rush towards Li Tianyu.
"Hey, I said that you all heard your eldest brother just now, and he told you not to come close. So, I advise you to obediently watch how your eldest brother is cleaned up here, right? ”
After speaking, Chen Youliang erected the five fingers of his right hand at the five little brothers, and then slowly pulled his thumb back, followed by the little thumb, then the index finger and ring finger. Finally, he tried to pull his middle finger back, but after all, perhaps because the strength of his left hand was not enough to overcome the strength of his right middle finger, he was about to move over, and his right middle finger flicked back with a "bang", and then swung back and forth. That's how cheap it is.
After the leading brother experienced such unforgettable twists and turns, he no longer dared to underestimate Li Tianyu in his heart. Originally, when he took over this business, he didn't take Li Tianyu to heart at all after hearing that the other party was a son-in-law. Because those boys are actually usually bragging and farting, eating, drinking, and occasionally visiting nightclubs, taking a girl, on a whim, and then yin on a good wet song, since then famous in the town, famous for centuries. If you really teach them a lesson, you can do it without much effort.
And my employer didn't tell me yesterday that he was such a tough person. That's right, in fact, this "Mao Eighteen" was hired by a son who did not disclose the real name of the person concerned in Yuexiang Building yesterday. Of course, it was because of Li Tianyu's outstanding performance yesterday and his sincerity to Miss Feng Mengyao. Of course, Li Tianyu, he is also familiar with it. Therefore, he didn't really want Li Tianyu to do anything, because after all, Jiangsu is now Li Jiacheng's territory. I just want to be angry. Because he thought that although Li Tianyu was no longer the Li Baoer before, after this lesson, he believed that he would return to his previous state, and he would be relieved at that time.
"Aren't you going to beat Lao Tzu! I'll let you MB hit! I'll let you MB hit! I'll let you MB hit! You TMB hit! Hit! ~”
Although there is a word for fist in taekwondo, in fact, taekwondo is mainly based on the feet. This is not in order to make "Mao Eighteen" understand the true meaning of this, Li Tianyu came to the front of "Mao Eighteen" with the smile of Pudu sentient beings and spurred the poor "Eighteen Elder Brother" again with the principle of convincing people with virtue. Yes! What a painful realization~~ When he said it, before "Mao Eighteen" could recover his strength, Li Tianyu first rushed over and used his "Hong Kong foot" to kick "Mao Eighteen" in the stomach again, "Mao Eighteen" didn't have time to snort, and then Li Tianyu took advantage of the electric light of "Mao Eighteen" leaning over and wanting to cover his stomach to instantly lift his pork knuckle, known as "Elbow Li", and smashed it fiercely at the back of "Eighteen Elder Brother". Then there is the hands together, Amitabha, the donor, the old man has always been to convince people with virtue, and then he picked up his fist and smashed the head of "Mao Eighteen". There are a lot of classic movements in that series of movements, such as what to make a fire across the mountain, the old man's cart, Guanyin sitting on the lotus, the old tree coiling roots, etc., integrating the essence of multiple schools of martial arts, like judo, karate, sanda, tai chi, etc.
But this time, "Mao Eighteen" was really conquered by Li Tianyu's fierce and surging offensive, and suddenly, his legs were separated and sat on the ground like the female pig's feet in Korean dramas, panting again and again. From this, we can know that behind every successful Li Tianyu there is a "Mao Eighteen" who is silently beaten.
And then what? Let's see what experts think about it now?
The difficulty coefficient of the action is 9.9, the total completion time is 0.02 seconds, and the highest score of 9.90 points is removed, and the lowest score of 9.90 points is removed, so Li Tianyu's final score is zero. Because the only effective judges present were Chen Youliang and Li Feng, after their scores were removed, then, after all, Li Tianyu finally ended the battle with a score of zero. But in this world, who are the professional gamers?
Okay, let's take a look at the report from the little brother's side. Seeing this, I saw that the little brother of "Mao Eighteen" really couldn't sit still anymore, although they didn't really sit themselves. Especially after seeing Li Tianyu's arrogant hanging appearance and the pure expression and gentle and elegant words during the final killing, they rushed directly towards Li Tianyu together.
But before they could rush over, Li Feng and Chen Youliang had already rushed up to stop the group of younger brothers. After just seeing the copy that Li Tianyu played, their bodies also began to heat up, and the two uneasy hearts also stirred. Then he confronted the five younger brothers like this, and the line of fire was about to break out.
"MB's, it just so happened that the eldest aunt of Lao Tzu came today, and she didn't play at her real level. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you so that your aunt doesn't know you today, grass! Aren't you going to buy Lao Tzu Dark Flowers? Go back and tell your master. It doesn't matter if you mess with Lao Tzu, but don't mess with the entire Tianyu League behind Lao Tzu. If you have any comments in the future, come directly to the Tianyu League to find your father! Grass! Phew! A bunch of stupid B, don't let Lao Tzu see you in the future! Otherwise, when I see you once, I will see you twice, and I will beat you three times. Next time, Lao Tzu will only need half the time to destroy you. Also, remember Lao Tzu, Jiangsu, Lao Tzu is the most hanging! ”
At this time, Li Tianyu said fiercely to "Mao Eighteen", and saw that Li Tianyu's eyes were full of killing intent, which was enough to destroy the entire galaxy. Could it be that there is something in the legend that is not angry and arrogant, and makes people surrender to those old-fashioned appearances? Anyway, all the pig's feet and spectators present, as well as those passing by to make soy sauce, buy vinegar, and tear cloth, all suddenly couldn't move, of course, they all immediately respected Li Tianyu. The heart of the gang came naturally. Hallelujah, so dazzling, no, you can't stop it with your hands, faith is born. Even the little brother's face was shrouded in a layer of holy light.
"Brother admits planting this time, if the brother sees the people of the Tianyu Alliance in the future, he will hide and go. However, your Excellency is not complacent, there is a huge Jiangsu, and there are not a few people who hide the dragon and crouching tigers. It is not easy for you to dominate Jiangsu. Brethren, let's go! ”
"Mao Eighteen" finally spoke, he really didn't expect that today's kick could be regarded as kicking on the steel plate. The other party is obviously a son-in-law, but he didn't expect to be more professional than himself in the fight, and he completely belongs to the gangsters in the market, and he was killed in seconds by his previous style of play. Right now, I have suffered a big loss, and I see that there is a person on the other side who is more V5 and more rippling than himself. Therefore, I had to go ahead with thirty-six strategies. After all, at this time, he didn't know the other party's situation very well, especially the "Tianyu Alliance" in his mouth. Although he has been smashing for a living for a long time, if he really wants to let himself destroy the group, it must be a tragedy. When the time comes, if it's better, I just won't be able to stay in Jiangsu, and if it's bad, I guess I'll die sooner or later. It's really "unfavorable for the passing years"!
"Big brother, are you okay, big brother......"