Chapter 24 Postmodern Mainstream Play

"Really, Brother Tianyu, I saw it too."

"Wow, there really is. Yaxingda, broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, the road is facing the sky, each walking half of the way! Let us take ours, and do not dump them. As I said before, Young Master Ben has always grown up unusual. I'm in a hurry, Lao Tzu is playing parkour on the spot, uh, but it is estimated that this place, this equipment, especially shoes, is still forgotten. ”

"Young master, be careful, there are six of them."

"Hehe, is Brother Feng afraid?"

"Youliang, look at what you said, I didn't blow it, just these six together are not my Brother Feng's opponents, right, Brother Feng?"

"Don't hide it from Chen Gongzi......"

"Brother Feng, call people friends Liang! Don't be so outward! Everyone Youliang treats you as their own and as a brother, right, Youliang? ”

"Haha!"

"Don't hide it from Youliang, they are really not my opponents, but I'm worried that if we really start with them in a while, we won't have time to be Guan Youliang and the young master!"

"An-la! Brother Feng, if you really start fighting for a while, you just have to be busy with you, You Liang and I have nothing to do to bet on the side, and bet that you will get them in a few seconds. The young master has always believed that killing them in seconds is not a problem for you at all. By the way, if you really start fighting, remember to leave the most difficult one for the young master! Finally, let the young master have a second kill and a lore! The young master hasn't done it since he entered the Zhenguan years, and I think I will never forget the moves taught by the taekwondo coach and the physical education teacher in the college club back then! And I don't know why, the young master now looks at the cowardice of a few of them, and his hands are a little itchy! He's a banana! ”

That is, young master, you have been like a big girl since you were born, not to mention doing it with others, that is, it has become different recently. But is the young master really as powerful as he says? Although I don't really understand what the young master said, what kind of taekwondo, sanda! I don't know if it's the kung fu of that sect.

"Hehe, I said Brother Tianyu and Brother Feng, don't worry too much about the two of you, it's not certain that people will mess with us? Even if it really provokes us, do you still need to do it? I'll do it alone later, isn't that 'Brother Xinliang, get eternal life'? (Ah Liang: That's natural, but it's just a belief in Lao Tzu!) It's not you stupid A! So you don't move for a while! ”

"Hey, I said Youliang, in fact, I've always advocated people-oriented, and I've always advocated peace, so if you really go up later, just beat them down casually, the kind that can't stand up! You don't have to unload someone's arm anymore. The noisy also let them know how serious it is to rob the provincial highway that Lao Tzu often takes in Jiangsu Province! Especially with that hanging look, you think this is National Highway 107, bananas! Lao Tzu emphasized again that Lao Tzu has always taken an unusual path. Yes in Jiangsu, and so in Datang! ”

Wow Ka Ka, why has Lao Tzu been teaching them in YY since he saw this group of stupid A now? Isn't Lao Tzu a little bad! Yaxingda, Lao Tzu will come out to mix in the future, and sooner or later he will have to pay it back? Pīŧ Lao Tzu is saying that sooner or later you have to go through it, you have to go through it sooner, you have to experience it sooner or later, you have to go through it sooner or later; Hit one more, one less, one more hit. Besides, Lao Tzu has long wanted to set up a pole for himself and Tianyu Alliance, and build a prestige. It just so happens that you don't need to hire someone to shoot a commercial now, banana, I hope the effect of the public service advertisement can be as good as the commercial!

Wow, how can Chen Youliang pretend to be A and walk to the front to learn Lao Tzu not to take the usual road, banana, now Lao Tzu seems to be the horse boy led by his kid. But it's just a servant.,If you want Lao Tzu, it's estimated that you'll put your hands in your pockets.,Or put your right hand in your pocket.,Take a cigarette in your left hand and walk the cat's steps over.,Uh,Cat's steps are still counted first.,It's a bit difficult.。 Yaxingda, it's getting closer and closer, but Lao Tzu's heartbeat is getting faster and faster, the egg is set! If you don't have an egg, the egg hurts! No, I have to count to adjust my heartbeat and set my balls! Countdown, let's go!

10 meters!

9 meters!

8 meters!

7 meters!

6 meters!

5 meters!

4 meters!

3 meters!

2 meters!

1 meter!

0.01 cm!

"Hey, boy, how do you walk, didn't your mom teach you how to walk? Are you looking for death? Dare to rob Lao Tzu's way! (Audience: Why is it so much like a postmodern statement?) Liang: Don't you see the title of this chapter? A bunch of old illiterates! īŧ‰â€

A shaved head in his thirties with a black tight vest in the middle of the walk? Of course not, it was a rugged man who looked a bit like Mao Eighteen style and Li Feng, a big man with the physique of Zhongnanhai's bodyguard, blocking Chen Youliang's way, and it seemed that he was going to issue a ticket to adopt the toll. However, this also proves that in fact, usually the people who pretend to be A are very dangerous and have to pay the price. Of course, Lao Tzu believes that this group of stupid A's will pay a greater price!

"Hehe, this son, I see that you have an extraordinary bearing, and your speech is even more imposing, less than one or two ~~ sentences greeted my mother three ~~ side (Li Tianyu: Wow, the word greeting can't be used casually, especially not casually with my mother. To tell you, my mother really didn't teach me how to walk, but I'm really interested in inviting you to visit the prefect of this county, Chen~~, that is, home~~. ”

It's noisy, I said what's going on, it turns out that your kid relies on the power of the family, but you're smart and know how to use resources reasonably, but it's a pity that Lao Tzu can't be active today! Dry! If you don't go to the Yellow River, you won't take off your shoes, and if you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears! It's really not good, Lao Tzu will take the initiative to find you for a while! I believe that Lao Tzu's ability to find trouble should be no less than that of you prefecture-level city bullies who have not read the thirty-six strategies! It can be regarded as a harmonious socialist Jiangsu under the jurisdiction of my father, and a few rampant and domineering river crabs will be dropped! By the way, I told them that the "Eight Honors and Eight Shames" issued by the secretary of the Jiangsu Provincial Party Committee and the son-in-law of the Provincial Party Committee were noisy, and the headline was "Proud of loving and harmonious Jiangsu, and ashamed of opposing harmonious Jiangsu." ”

"You are the son of the prefect Chen's family?"

"That's right, it's just the ones who are despicing me!"

Banana! Why is Chen Youliang more shameless than Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu, the son of the provincial party secretary and governor's family, only used a four-star title, and you, the son of the municipal party secretary and mayor's family, actually used a five-star title! No, we have to reform! The revolution is not thorough enough, and it still needs to be reformed! Although Lao Tzu has never despised himself, so he has never been contemptible, but he is also allowed to have people who have better things than Lao Tzu on the territory of Jiangsu, even if it is a title and toilet paper!

"I've never heard of it! But Lao Tzu wants to ask you, where is Li Tianyu, the son of Governor Li's family? ”

Wow, is Lao Tzu that famous? How can even this kind of evil uncle be a fan of Lao Tzu, no, Lao Tzu only needs the beauties after Zhenguan to be a fan of Lao Tzu, in addition, let you be Li Shimin, uh, Li Shimin can think about it, you want to be a fan of Lao Tzu. However, an evil uncle like him is quite suitable for Li Feng's yuba!

"Yaxingda, don't you want to be confused, you haven't even heard of my Chen Youliang's name, but I decided to let you stupid A people remember Lao Tzu's name for a lifetime from today! But I said Brother Tianyu, it seems that you are still a little more famous than me! ”

"Where is it, Youliang laughed, mainly because I have an extra Li Feng here, and I am a little higher than you. But I guess I'll still be a little higher than you ~~ in the future. Feed. You stupid A, Lao Tzu is the person you are looking for, if there is anything to do, Lao Tzu doesn't have the American time to accompany you to live here, Lao Tzu will have to take a special plane to the north of the city to inspect in a while. ”

"You are the Li Tianyu who made a fuss in Yuexiang Building that day?"

"That, I said this is Brother Ren, are you a little cultured, as the saying goes, 'hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated', people like you come out and mix, you don't understand anything, and it's easy to get into trouble. What does it mean to make a fuss'? Lao Tzu is not Bi Ma Wen, he came out to mix, we have to say 'hegemony'! ”

"TMD! Lao Tzu is looking for you!"

Fortunately, our pig's foot Li Tianyu had already expected this, so he avoided it very easily and low-key, and said that there was no pressure on it.

"Hey, it seems that Young Master Ben has to let you have a good look at what Chinese kung fu is today? Uh, no, it doesn't seem like it's Chinese. Yes, let you guys who are out have a good look at the legendary 'postmodern mainstream play'. ”