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Li Er chatted for a while, seemed to be more energetic, touched the cigarette and handed it to the vendor, "That's right, Dabao, Dabao, don't fall asleep, when I came to the time, I saw a lot of prosperous and spectacular buildings on the side of the road with a word in front of the door that served xx, what is that for, welfare?" ”

The hawker lit a cigarette and pouted, "Welfare? That's the place to earn benefits, known as the most profitable place on our side, many of us who graduated from college have broken their heads and want to work there, in order to get a position in it, they don't hesitate to spend more than 10,000 yuan"

Li Er: "Oh, it looks so powerful, so what exactly do they do?" ”

"It's for xx"

Li Er: "..... does this have anything to do with making money?" ”

"You think of the four words of promotion and fortune, and you can understand it as a word, okay, I'm sleeping, good night" Li Er squinted at the vendor who shrunk into the bed, and finally understood why this product had to divide the word into two when it was time to raise funds for those ministers.

Li Er sighed, extinguished the cigarette, no longer had the urge to watch the news, thinking that he would have to operate on his eldest grandson tomorrow, and also lay down to sleep.

When he got up in the morning, the vendor took four ancient people with pink eye to buy breakfast: "You haven't slept all night?" ”

Wei Chigong nodded, "Well, I watched TV all night"

"What about the two of you?"

Lao Cheng "I want to sleep, I can't stand the old cow's snoring, so I drag him up and watch TV together"

……..

When I arrived at the hospital, the maid had already gotten up, the nurse was doing the final examination for the eldest grandson, Dr. Qiao had a stethoscope pinned to his pocket, his hands were in the white coat and chatting with the eldest grandson, and when he saw the vendor coming, he beckoned him to the door, and the vendor handed Li Yue'er the morning and followed Dr. Qiao out of the door.

"Mr. Niu, Huang Fengfeng's surgery is scheduled for two hours later, I will be the main surgeon, and I will also call an expert to help."

Hawker "Thank you so much, you can rest assured, the operation was successful, and the red envelope is indispensable to you"

Dr. Qiao nodded, "But I said in advance, cardioencephalopathy surgery is relatively risky, so I hope you can be prepared to a certain extent, in case, I said that if there is any emergency during the operation, and the patient has any bad ending, you can't blame me for not trying my best."

"Doctor ....., isn't there any way to avoid emergencies?"

Dr. Qiao smiled at the vendor, "I understand Mr. Niu's feelings, the only way to avoid emergencies is to keep the patient's body function the same as now, stable and unmoving, does Mr. Niu think it is possible?" ”

"Indeed, that's fine, doctor, you're tired"

"It's okay, where the responsibility lies, come, this is the surgical exemption letter, you ask Huang Fengfeng's family to sign the exemption clause, just take it to my office after signing, I still have something to prepare, so I'll be busy first."

"Doctor, you go, I'll send it to you in a while" Seeing off Doctor Qiao, the vendor pushed the door into the house, and Li Er fed the eldest grandson with a spoonful of porridge, "Slow down, hot"

The hawker looked at the small half bowl of porridge, "Eat less, lest you have to draw blood for testing during the operation for a while, which will affect the results"

Li Er put the porridge bowl aside and comforted the eldest grandson, "Then let's listen to Dabao and eat less, and when you get better, let's let Dabao take us everywhere to eat, eat poor him"

The eldest grandson smiled, and Li Er looked at the peddler, "What did that doctor do with you just now?" ”

"Oh, the doctor gave me a waiver of liability for the operation, I need you to sign it"

Li Er took the exemption letter handed to him by the vendor, "What is it?" ”

"Oh, that is to say, during the operation, if there is any unexpected situation and any bad consequences, it is all normal and has nothing to do with the doctor"

"What?" Li Er blew up at that time, "How can it have nothing to do with them, is it obviously the operation they did?"

The hawker hurriedly comforted, "Brother Li, don't be angry, this is actually a formality, under normal circumstances, there will be no accidents, and the hospital is now to avoid some unnecessary troubles"

"That's... Isn't there a way to avoid the unexpected? ”

Hawker "Why is the emergency called a sudden, it is something that no one expected, of course, the doctor said, if you want to avoid the emergency, you can do it, that is, let the sister-in-law maintain the current body function, is it possible, the gods can't do it"

Li Er looked at the eldest grandson a little sadly, and the eldest grandson took Li Er's hand, "Erlang, if we don't do it, let me stay with you for another five years, okay?"

Li Er shook his head vigorously, "No, I want you to accompany me for the rest of my life, we have to do the surgery, I don't believe that God is blind, looking at such a good person as you and saying no, it's gone"

The peddler blew from between his teeth, so sour, Li Yue'er picked her chin and didn't speak, and suddenly she clapped her hands, "Dabao, you just said that if you want to avoid emergencies, you must ensure that your sister-in-law's physical function is always the same as now, right?" ”

The peddler didn't know what to say, "That's right, didn't I say it, the gods can't do it, and I told you that although Lao Huang is an immortal, he is constrained and can't use spells at will, so don't count on him"

Li Yue'er looked at the hawker: "If the gods can't do it, doesn't it prove that you can't do it?" ”

"What?" Not only the hawkers themselves, but a room full of people looked at the hawkers, Li Er let go of the eldest grandson's hand, "Dabao, do you really have a way?" Brother please, help me, help your sister-in-law, okay? ”

The peddler cried with a sad face, "But I can't think of how I can help, Yue'er, you give me a hint."

Xie Hongjun also had a straight brain when Li Yue'er was talking, so he answered the hawker "Immortal Pill in this life" instead of Li Yue'er

The peddler was knocked on a stick at that time, yes, this life is not old, the role of this thing is to keep a person's physiology and appearance in the current state, until the end of life, if you take it now, it can indeed ensure that the eldest grandson's body will not suddenly deteriorate during the operation, but, this thing does not change the life expectancy, if you wait for five years, the eldest grandson suddenly burps, who is it!

No, I can't make up my mind about this matter, so the vendor stretched out his hand and made a stop gesture at everyone, "Hey, Lao Huang, I want to ask you something....what do you think?" ”

"Well, yes, as for what you're worried about, you can rest assured, people's life span is actually not fixed, it is made up by various chances, this is the so-called Hades told you to die in the third watch, and you can't keep people until the fifth watch, since the eldest grandson has the opportunity to take this life immortal pill, then she won't burp suddenly after five years"

"Oh, I see, thank you."

After the hawker hung up the phone, he pretended to have a heavy face, and a room full of people looked at him worriedly, and the hawker suddenly laughed, and laughed very suddenly, "The fairy agreed, haha"

The angry Li Erzhao slapped his head, "Give me back the guanzi, hurry up, take out that thing and give it to your sister-in-law to eat."

"Wait a minute" The hawker took out the box containing the pill of immortality in this life from the ring, Li Er and the third fool and the eldest grandson on the bed all looked at it expectantly, opened the lid with the person on their backs, the hawker pinched one out, and then stuffed the box into the ring again, "This is the pill of immortality in this life" Li Er and the third fool and the eldest grandson looked at the small pill in the hawker's hand incredulously, and really couldn't figure out why this thing could fix the face!

The vendor shook the pill in his hand, "Brother Li, there is only one left, do you eat it or sister-in-law?" ”

Li Er: "I eat..." (To be continued.) )