Chapter 148: Let's sleep together
In the end, the hawker found a regular barber shop for the three of them and repaired their heads, and the three people who were originally repaired by the hawkers indiscriminately did not have a straight shape, and now they finally have a shape, just like the one who has just been released from prison, a head of stubble, and Lao Cheng's still has a heart-shaped, which is very happy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Back in the ward, Li Er and the four were eating, and when they saw the new image of the three fools, Li Er was stunned for a moment, "It's quite refreshing to look like this"
After eating, a few people sat together to chat with the eldest grandson, and the nurse pushed the cart with the medicine over, "Huang Fengfeng, it's time for injections, and you who accompany the bed, if you don't go back in advance, just leave the two of you, let the patient rest early, and the operation will be performed tomorrow"
Waiting for the nurse to hang up the potion, Li Er looked left and right, "Dabao, how do you get it at night, me and your sister-in-law are here?" ”
Li Yue'er helped the eldest grandson tuck the quilt, "Brother, you and Dabao and they can rest, Hongjun and I will stay here, and there is a small bed here, which is enough for the two of us to sleep."
The peddler nodded, "It's okay, then let's go first, and take care of my sister-in-law at night"
"Well, don't worry, come early tomorrow and don't forget to bring breakfast"
"Okay" took Li Er out of the hospital, it was already dark outside, and the vendor took out a cigarette and gave it to the four people, "What's the matter, do you want to play for a while, or find a hotel to rest?" ”
Li Er took advantage of the fire to light a cigarette, "Find a place to rest, and turn around when you are free"
"That line" took the four of them to the hotel where they stayed, "beauties, and open two more double rooms"
"Okay, please show your ID"
The vendor handed over his ID card and said, "Use mine."
The waiter smiled "Sir, this is not in accordance with the regulations"
The vendor took out a few sheets and handed them to the waiter, "These are all yours, this is in accordance with the regulations."
The waiter smiled even brighter, "Wait a minute, okay, give you the room card"
"Thank you, let's go, follow me up" The vendor glanced at the room card, which was exactly the same floor as his big bed room, and brushed open the two rooms respectively, "How do you four divide them?" ”
Wei Chigong stood beside Li Er, "My Majesty and I are in one room," Niu Jinda and Cheng Yanjin glanced at each other, "Then let's have one room."
"Yes"
Li Er stretched out his hand and signaled, "Dabao, why don't I stay with you, I want to talk to you about something at night, is it convenient?" ”
The vendor clutched his chest, "What do you want to do?" ”
Li Er: "Get out, I'm not interested in you, I just want to know about the situation"
The vendor put his hand down, "Say it early, scare me, that's okay, you guys go to sleep, don't call me if it's okay, don't call me if there's something, by the way, someone called you at night and asked if you want to serve, don't ask for it, forget it, just in case, I'll still unplug the phone line for you" As he spoke, he went to the room and unplugged all the phone lines.
Then perfunctory instructs how to use the electrical appliances and bathrooms in the three fools' houses, and then took Li Er back to his big room, turned on the light, and the vendor turned his face and asked Li Er behind him, "Brother Li, do you want to wash it?" ”
Li Er raised his arm and sniffed his body, "It's okay, you guys are too dirty, just like this, the smell of tails"
The vendor said that he gave Li Er the hot water, "There is no way, society has to develop, and some pollution cannot be avoided, okay, you wash it first, I will wash it after you wash it."
After the two of them washed separately, the hawker rubbed his head with a towel, Li Er's waist was surrounded by a bath towel and stood in front of the window to watch the night view, I love to see, the hawker lay on the bed and turned on the TV to see if there was any good TV, but the screen was full of jumps, turtle grandson, the hawker's egg hurts, Nima, people are really playing and making money!
Change the channel, hey, this is interesting Hey, the daughter-in-law of a famous actor ran away with the agent, and the hawker gave the agent a thumbs up,, spending the boss's money, sleeping with the boss's wife, this day is chic!
You said that my brother is also an agent, can you also learn from others, but think that your boss is a fairy, and the boss can be your own mother, and the hawker will lose interest.
Li Er, who was in a daze at the window, heard the movement of the TV, and turned back to the bed from the window, "What are you looking at?" ”
"It's okay, some lace news, Brother Li, if you're sleepy, you can go to bed early"
"It's okay, I can hold on" Li Er said as he sorted out a quilt for himself, got in, put his hands behind his head, and watched the vendor change the channel randomly, "Dabao, isn't this TV a disc, right?" ”
"No, it's live"
"Oh, it's similar to our broadcast, except that this one can transmit images and sounds, and ours can only transmit sound, right?"
"Brother Li's comprehension is very good"
"Thanks for the compliment, by the way, can you show me your emperor, I'm curious"
The peddler pressed the channel button to find the news channel, and explained to Li Er, "Brother Li, we don't have an emperor, only one can be the chairman for ten years, Yao, that's it"
Seeing a very kind little fat man on TV, Li Er suddenly came to his senses, bowed himself like a shrimp, and stared at the TV with his eyes.
Li Er listened very carefully, and then the camera was everything, and the next piece of news was replaced, Li Er hurriedly shouted, "Don't change it, I'll still watch it"
The peddler "It's gone, that's all, the big guys, the common people just listen to it, how can you know it clearly"
Li Er lay back again, "Yes, by the way, Dabao, tell me, how does your government work?" For example, it's the same as Datang's side, three books and six books or something, what is this structure, can you tell me about it? ”
knew that Li Er would ask these things, and the hawker also followed Li Er's example, with his hands pillowed behind his head, "This, I don't know much either, I heard that people say that it is from all over the country. Great, good and evil, and then the kingdom. What kind of mess is made up of the council, I am not a small person who is not a village chief, how can I know these things"
"Well, you've been living too leisurely, aren't you?"
The hawker threw Li Er a cigarette, "We have a saying here, don't talk about state affairs, so you ask me in vain, oh, the remote control board is for you, don't change this station, look at it yourself"
Li Er took the remote control board and put it on the side of his pillow, the vendor lit a cigarette, took out his mobile phone, turned it on and shook it, and began to shake the girl with a click, but he shook it until his hands were sore, and all the men he met were all men, and it was estimated that the girls who were good to shake were shaken away, and there was a group of men who were left with nowhere to send the evil fire and insisted on not "venting".
In the end, the hawker was angry and went to sleep directly, and when he got up in the middle of the night to relieve himself, he found that Li Er was still watching TV, "I'll go, Brother Li, are you hysteria?" Still not sleeping? ”
There was no light in the house, only the flickering of the color of the TV, Li Er turned his face to look at the vendor, giving the vendor a ghost-like scene, "Oh, I'll look at it for a while, I find that your world is very different from ours"
"Oh, what's the difference?" The peddler had just slept for a while, and he was also a little refreshed, wanting to hear what Li Er had about his amazing view of his world.
"First of all, you are not happy."
Hawker "...... You can see this, hey, no, everyone who can appear on TV is very happy, where do you see that you are unhappy? “
Li Er stretched out his finger and pointed to a shot on the TV, "Look, that person fell, and no one was willing to help him, so I thought that you people were not only unhappy, but also had no morals"
Hawker "Jinling Judge, dry. Your mother, this person has been thrown to the Tang Dynasty" (to be continued.) )