A sergeant did not eat after getting his rations, but watched the movements of the two Taoist boys under the peddler, it turned out that this bottle was opened like this, and after learning the movement, the sergeant began to destroy his own lunch, "Well, this steamed bun is boiling, and there is meat, it's delicious!" ”

After two bites, I went down to my stomach, and I saw the people around me swallowing saliva! I can't wait to go up and grab it and eat two bites by myself, and I like to show off and hold it in my hand without eating, so I scream at the people around me, and then take two small bites, and make a mouthful, so that people just want to go up and give them two mouths!

Just when the hawker was pouting and giving people food, Lao Yuan came over and said that Li Er was coming, and the vendor handed over the stall to Lao Yuan, and before he could stand up to greet him, Li Er ran forward, and the hawker saw it and didn't take it!

Li Er waved his hand and motioned for the others around him to play, took a hamburger from the hawker's box and looked upside down, and sniffed it with his nose, "Dabao, what is this?" ”

"Hey, hamburger, eat, it's noon, I see that the sergeants are hungry, and I didn't have time to eat, so I prepared some fast food to make do with it!"

"Well, if you have the heart, I'll taste it!" After speaking, he picked it up and took a bite, and then raised his thumb up, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, there is so delicious in the world!" ”

Burst! The vendor who was pouring salt soda into his stomach squirted "Stop!" stop!“

"Hiccup!" Li Er, who was eating happily, looked at the vendor for some reason, almost choked to death, look at the hamburger in his hand, is this thing poisonous? The vendor handed Li Er a bottle of salt soda, Li Er took it and poured two sips, stretched his neck and swallowed the contents in his mouth before he had time to ask the vendor, "Why did Dabao interrupt me?" ”

"This, Prince, it's okay for you to praise it for being delicious, but don't use that sentence just now!" To be honest, although the hawker didn't graduate from junior high school, he occasionally watched an issue and stood to the end, it seems that Li Er's sentence is a compliment to meat sandwich buns, we can't let the emperor's famous words be used in a foreign fast food, although meat sandwich buns and hamburgers don't seem to be any different! But we can't worship foreign flattery!

Li Erbai glanced at the peddler, "I know, isn't it just a compliment!" After saying that, he finished the hamburger in his hand, grabbed another one, and found a shade to eat with salt soda!

Not long enough, Lao Niu and Lao Cheng also changed their clothes and came over, and the hawker had a premonition that there was not enough to eat, and if the hawker knew that there was a Murphy's Law, he didn't want to have this premonition, and then the hawker ran several more times to make this group of people eat and drink!

After feeding a group of hungry ghosts to reincarnate themselves, the vendor asked Lao Yuan about the grand prize draw, and Lao Yuan replied that he had not finished the lottery yet, of course, he inevitably complained in his heart, the style you designed is estimated to be unable to draw the grand prize today!

Since you don't need this group of people to present awards, then you can't drive people back, this group of people is not the masses who come to receive poverty alleviation funds, this is to ask the leader to do something, so the hawker gathered this group of people under the shade of the tree, as the host to accompany these people to play mahjong, and then the hawker regretted that he did not choose a place to die!

We have been reading novels for a long time, especially through novels, it seems that once the protagonist has crossed over, it will be like superman possessed, and whatever you want to do will be envied by the ancients to death, and then cry and shout I want me to want, and then invent some mahjong, kill all sides on the card table, and the hawker will be bored, in modern society, people who have achieved nothing in modern society are really higher than the ancients in IQ? I can only think that I will have thousands of years of more knowledge in knowledge, but the problem of IQ is solved by playing mahjong by a hawker!

After three laps, the hawker felt like a thief in his pocket, and the hawker thought of why Lao Cheng hit his right hand with his left hand that day, and he was in the mood to chop off his own hand! However, the vendor is better than Lao Cheng is that since we can't beat you in mahjong, then let's play the other, and then grope two in his arms, and pull out two decks of pokers, "Come on, mahjong is boring, I'll teach you a novelty!" ”

A few people at the card table looked at the pieces of paper flying up and down in the hawker's hand, Li Er also took one out to look at the villain on it, and pointed at the vendor, "Dabao, you can't play tricks, if you lose like you and change the way you play, then we can't play you!" ”

"Hehe, it's gone, there's absolutely no other new way to play, come on, look at it, this is A234... These two are big and small....ghosts! "This product originally wanted to say that the king, but when he saw that there were a few princes around, he changed his words to say that he was a big and small ghost, "The four of us, let's play double buckles!" ”

After teaching the rules of the three people, the hawker followed Li Ji's family, Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji's family, except for the hawkers who didn't know the rules very well at the beginning, the hawkers were fiercely despised by Li Ji after a few laps! The hawker wants to throw away the cards.,Don't bring such a bully.,These people play too smoothly.,Bullying me didn't graduate from junior high school! At the same time that the hawker vomited blood, Li Er and the eldest grandson won another game to K, and he and Li Ji were still wandering around, no wonder Li Ji despised him, if Li Ji knew what it meant to be not afraid of a god-like opponent, but a pig-like teammate, he would definitely give this sentence to the hawker without hesitation!

Seeing that the vendor with a bad card in his hand began to scratch his head again, he touched it in his arms, and the eldest grandson Wuji kept staring at him, and quickly grabbed his hand, "Niu Xian Chang Mo is going to brush up again, change to a new way to play?" ”

The peddler sneered, "How can it, there are bugs on the body, scratch, well, scratch itch!" "In fact, the hawkers are anxious to get a rash all over their bodies, this Nima is embarrassed to be thrown into the Tang Dynasty, if you brag to your friends in the future that you have played cards with Li Er, others ask how to win or lose, how to have the face to say? Besides, the hawker really can't think of anything other than poker mahjong, it seems that today is going to break the fortune, forget about sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman, anyway, this group of people makes them comfortable to win and do things later!

The hawker who let go of his mentality unexpectedly killed all sides, it seems that this person can't be nervous, and it is easy to have an accident when he is nervous, just like a man's first time, don't be nervous, if you are nervous, you will be nervous....cough! We don't have this experience, and the experienced reply is described!

When the hawker and Li Er started to fight ghosts, Lao Yuan came over to tell the hawker that the prize had been drawn, and asked Lille and the adults to prepare for the award ceremony! The hawker threw the cards in his hand, dragged Lao Yuan and withdrew, and Li Er shook his head, swearing in his heart that he would not play cards with this product in the future, the cards were too bad!

rushed to the rostrum and grabbed the microphone, "Ahem, Chang'an's fathers and fellow villagers, hello!" Happy today? ”

The people below heckled "Rejoice!" ”

"Have you won all the prizes?"

An idler with patriotic stickers on his cheeks held ice cream in his hand, and replied vaguely, "It's pumped, it's sweet!" ”

"Well, don't talk, choking!" The people around laughed!

"Okay, now we have to invite the crown prince, the crown princess and the generals to the stage, everyone applauds!"

PS: The steel pot is tearful to repair the scoop pot Today I begged for a recommendation with tears in my eyes, and I sincerely asked for it!