Just when the hawker thought everything was fine, after a few trips, the hawker found something that made him even more angry, because the scene of the hawker's festival is not only the scene of the lottery, but also equivalent to a casino, because yesterday some people played mahjong addicted, and today it is still on the scene, but there are too many people, and a lot of itchy hands are not on the stall, so they look around the Tai Chi painted by Lao Yuan to watch the excitement!

At first, it was just two people betting to guess what direction the hawker would rush to the front of the car next time he came, and then it was made into a business by a clever person, one didn't know whether it was a show or a run, holding a gong, and beating around the Taiji diagram, "Come on, bet, bet, one to one, one to one, one to two, buy and leave, about to bet, Niu Xianchang is coming, eating and drinking female tickets have to spend money, only Bei Zhebo has a back and forth, small gambling pleasure, big gambling fortune!" “

Two people looked at the two who had a little spare money and threw two strings of money to the gong, pointed to the position they wanted to press with their fingers, and after watching the gong, they pointed to the position that the person bought, "Hey, this person buys a dry position in twos and twos, is there any, hey, which position do you buy?" Hey, it's a good class, ah, does anyone else buy it, hurry up, take a donkey to become a BMW, it's time to bet, hey, the cow fairy is here, I'm sorry for the two of you, the cow fairy is rushing this time! ”

The peddler almost choked to death with a mouthful of old blood when he saw this scene, who said that the ancients had inflexible brains, and this is all about playing with tigers. Machine,Can't let these people play like this anymore.,And then there's such a teleportation although it's at a point.,But there's no directionality.,It's okay to say on the flat ground.,In case of which teleportation brake doesn't brake in the river, it's troublesome!

After unloading the goods, the hawker called Lao Huang on the way back to ask about this matter, and asked Lao Huang if he could have a more accurate transmission method, Lao Huang was hesitant on the phone, and the hawker scolded him, Lao Huang had to ask him to wait for a while, and asked someone from heaven to ask, it seems that Lao Huang didn't know, and the helpless hawker could only wait for the call!

But this time the time was very fast, and Lao Huang called back, "Dabao, I asked the Roaring Sky Dog just now!" Here's how! "Ya's speed is really fast, could it be that the immortals have mastered the quantum winding technology? It is understood that this technology is super good, we don't know what it is, but a simple explanation for an analogy, there are two boxes, one on the moon and one on Mars, it is known that one box is empty, when you open a box on the earth, you will immediately know what the situation is on Mars, so this technology proves that information transmission can exceed the speed of light, is the old fairy using this?

The peddler said in amazement, "What do you say?" By the way, dogs can also talk? “

After listening to what the vendor had to say. The old fairy was angry, "I usually let you read more, but I don't read it, since the roaring dog has become a god, it can naturally transform into a human form, don't worry about this, what was the situation when you urinated?" ”

"Damn, this one also asks, of course it's standing to pee, how can you still drop it while lying down?"

"Hey, that's right, I forgot that the Howling Sky Dog was short when I taught you the spell, and it didn't matter which direction the head was heading in, but your body was long, and you also needed to brake, so you had to control a direction!"

"Don't talk nonsense, how to solve it?"

"Can you respect the old man a little bit? I said you didn't graduate from junior high school, right? ”

The old peddler's face turned red, and he really didn't graduate, but the old man couldn't see it through the phone, so he said confidently, "How to solve it?" ”

"My bad, I shouldn't have found someone who didn't graduate from junior high school! Do you know that there is a certain ray and the shortest line segment between two points? ”

"Don't say anything about one or two o'clock, my favorite is three o'clock or leaky point, so you mean I urinate two bubbles at a distance of one place?"

"No brains, don't you waste two coordinates if you pee two bubbles, I combined with the advice given by the roaring dog to come up with the best way, that is, along the road to pee a straight line, about a car commander on the line, so that it is not only directional, but also only once marked, how about I be smart!" The old fairy smoked proudly on the other end of the phone, expressing the superiority of his IQ to the vendor!

Although the hawker wants to complain about the old fairy, but I have to say that the old fairy's trick is really good and cheap, forget it, just want to thank the old man, the hawker remembered a question, "Lao Huang, I lost the dough to send the book to the male frequency, I am also a man, if you think of this trick in the book of the female frequency, what do you let the sisters do?" After saying that, the hawker who pulled back the city hung up the phone directly, leaving Lao Huang stunned on the other side of the phone!

Nima, this problem is so sharp, Lao Huang thought about it for a long time and didn't think of how to solve it, and then he thought about being taken into the ditch by the hawker, at least now this can stand and pee, and the fairy who has figured it out continues to smoke.

ran to the supermarket to load the goods that Lao Xue urgently transferred, and the vendor went back, it was almost noon here, and there were no fewer people around, you must know that it is summer here in the Tang Dynasty now!

Squeezed through the crowd to find two acquaintances and asked about the situation, only to know that many outsiders who entered the city in the morning also heard about the hawker method, so they spent a few pennies, Shangzhuxiang came to try his luck by the way, and the hawker who understood the situation let it go, anyway, the consolation prize of this meeting was replaced by ice cream, and that thing prepared a lot by himself.

Find the time of the two girls, Qingfang was busy giving people awards, Mingfang hid behind and ate secretly, and when Mingfang ate Qingfang and then changed back, the hawker hurriedly went over to explain to the two of them to eat less, this thing eats too much and can't stand it, who knows that the two little girls pouted, "Brother Dabao, I ate too early in the morning, I didn't rest this morning, dinner was still early, I can only eat some ice cream to fill my stomach!" ”

"Can't you see, you two are quite ambitious, why don't you plan to eat at noon?"

"Brother Dabao, do you still have food at noon?" The two little girls asked in surprise!

"Why don't you eat at noon?" Don't blame the hawkers for not understanding the habits of Datang, after all, it's only been three days, and they're still busy at both ends, so they don't care about understanding these customs!

"I don't eat in the first place, we all eat two meals a day!" I went, and the hawker realized that most people in the Tang Dynasty only had two meals in the morning and evening, "You wait, I'll go and get you food!" "Poor boy, it's noon, none of the people in the cow trough have come to beg for food, it turns out that they are used to it!

Driving back to the time vendor originally wanted to follow the Tai Chi diagram drawn by Lao Yuan in a straight line, and when he saw the full crowd of people around, he still forgot it, although we were usually drunk and we were not civilized, but they were all in a place where no one was.

When I went back, I received a call from KFC, the burgers were delivered, and I called the drink seller and delivered 2,000 bottles of salt soda, asking for ice! Loaded into the car and flashed, and when they got there, the two little girls hurriedly surrounded them, and called a few sergeants to help, just right, let the group of people go down, and the sergeants and Taoist priests got the burgers and soda after another year!

PS: The ranking is very tight, the noodles are frightened, don't say anything, update is the king, everyone pay attention, the tickets are smashed, click on the collection to get it, and the noodles decide to change three times a day! Let's fight for the rankings