Lao Huang pursed his mouth, "Magic weapon, this thing is difficult to do"

The peddler knew that the old guy was holding a shelf, so he quickly took out a cigarette and flattered him, "You see if you immortals have a second-hand magic weapon that has been eliminated, get me one, like the golden hoop stick used by the great sage, the second-hand three-pointed two-edged knife used by Erlang Zhenjun, it's really not good, Hou Yi can also shoot the bow and arrow of the sun, it's a big deal that I spend some time practicing and practicing."

Lao Huang pouted and looked at the vendor, "Are you a picky eater?"

"That's it, we're notoriously easy to raise, we didn't eat a mouthful of milk, and we can grow so big because of rice soup."

"Cut, blow it, you just do, Dabao, how long have you been with me?"

"This, you let me calculate, the time to know you is about April of the lunar calendar, and now there are two months left for the New Year, and it will be half a year after it."

Lao Huang nodded, "Well, from the perspective of time, it's time to pay you another salary, since you took the initiative to ask for a magic weapon, I will count this salary for you as a magic weapon, anyway, you are not short of money"

The hawker originally had the mentality of having dates and no dates to hold two poles to ask for a magic weapon, but he didn't expect to be able to really get it, and he was immediately overjoyed, "Okay, okay, what kind of magic weapon do you think for me?" ”

Lao Huang glanced at the peddler, "You ask me, don't you want a magic weapon, what do you want?" ”

Dizzy, Lao Huang kicked the ball to himself, this is difficult to do, the hawker thought for a while, "I don't know what kind of magic weapon you immortals have, I said my requirements, first of all, it is simple to use, and it is best to use it when you pick it up, and secondly, there must be movement, because I generally don't like to use force, and my brother is a cultural person"

Lao Huang pouted, "You're still a cultural person." Can you memorize the three-character scripture? ”

"Lao Huang, don't scold people, do you have such a magic weapon?"

"Yes. Do you want a long or short one? ”

"If possible, both long and short"

"Cut, I know that you kid is greedy, okay, for the sake of you drinking with me today, I will meet your requirements, look at it, the heavenly spirit is spiritual, and the old monarch is as anxious as the law. Edict"

When Lao Huang was making movements, the hawker sat upright, rubbing his hands excitedly. Lao Huang actually gave it without consulting with the heavenly immortals this time, atmospheric! Finally, Lao Huang waved his hand, and two magic weapons, one long and one short, appeared in front of the hawker.

The peddler fell off the couch one by one, and was pitted again. Half a year's salary. Changing these two things, I really want to cry without tears, "Lao Huang, you play with me, is this a magic weapon?" Do the gods use this? ”

Lao Huang pouted, "Do you really think I'll give you a magic weapon, you should be glad to have these two things, if I hadn't bought two of these things on a whim when I went out a few days ago, you wouldn't have given it to me?"

Looking at the two "magic weapons", the peddler said angrily, "I knew that your magic weapon was this thing." I need you to give it, and one day I can buy it in bundles when I go abroad."

Lao Huang stretched out an index finger and shook it in front of the vendor, "Wrong." Remember, in the future, until your mission is completed, it is better not to go abroad in your time."

Now it's the turn of the hawkers, and the crossing is dry, and they are not allowed to go abroad" Hey, why is this? ”

"You have to remember your own identity, the spokesperson of the Daomen, I have my protection in our territory, no eyeless Mao God dares to think anything wrong about you, but once you go abroad, I'm not sure if the Mao God outside will set up any pit for you, although people won't kill you on the surface, but it's very simple to let you go wrong and die unexpectedly."

The hawker was scared out of a cold sweat, but fortunately, as a domestic turtle, he didn't even know where to get a passport, and he didn't know where to open the embassy door.

After thinking of the consequences, the hawker angrily asked Lao Huang, "This restriction is too much, I still want to go to the Maldives to play in the sun, I heard that the girls in Hawaii are more enthusiastic, I also want to experience it."

Lao Huang hated the iron and pointed at the hawker, "Look at your little interest, why do you have to go to travel with the visa officer like your grandson, you can't fight for a little anger, and ask Li Er to occupy all these places, when the time comes, you want to in Hawaii, or you want to pee in the Maldives, who dares to say nothing to you and immediately pull it out and cut it, which is like eating instant noodles in the Maldives now, there are people who have three to four"

Lao Huang's words planted a seed in the hawker's heart, yes, why do we have to ask for help, the Tang Dynasty does not have a fixed global territory, whoever has a big fist will occupy a large territory, and the living space will be abundant, can you completely follow Lao Huang's method.

When the time comes, not to mention pooping in Hawaii Maldives peeing, or even further, it is not difficult for my brother to occupy land in those places, and I heard that the ancient foreign magnates had a very sexual privilege - the beginning. Night. Right, you can experience it yourself!

Tsk, this day, beautiful! Thinking of the smugness, the peddler's tongue licked his lips and saliva flooded, and Lao Huang woke up in time, "Hey, don't think about beautiful things, do you want these two magic weapons?" ”

The peddler woke up from his dream, looked at the two guns, one long and one short, on the ground, and forgot it, two of these things can also scare people, "Yes, how can you not, but you have to teach me how to use this thing"

Lao Huang picked up the spear and pulled the bolt "It's very simple, load it before using it, adjust the speed and slow machine, and the rest is to fire directly at the target, don't forget to open the safety of the short pistol."

Sure enough, it was really simple, the peddler took the spear, followed the old Huang's appearance, fiddled with it in his hand for a while, and looked at the familiar livery "This is AK47?"

Lao Huang nodded, "Yes, this is Crook"

Looking at the two legendary weapons in front of him, the hawker was disgusted for the first time, this thing seems to be able to be bought in the game without recharging money and using game currency!

Now he was actually given to himself by the gods as a magic weapon, Zhen Nima pit, but he couldn't take something to the consumer association to sue Lao Huang for fraud, in line with the mentality that mosquitoes are also meat, the hawker put away the two guns and "get me more bullets if I have nothing to do in the future"

"Don't worry, there are enough bullets"

"That's good, Lao Huang, do you think it's good, you buy me more weapons, I'll recruit a group of people in the Tang Dynasty, let's overturn Li Er, I'll be the emperor, don't talk about preaching the world when the time comes, it's no problem to let people have the surname Huang, it's a good idea, right?"

The old Huang Dynasty peddler spat and foamed, "I'm sorry, you still want to be the emperor, and you don't look like a prince when you wear a dragon robe, and you die of your heart."

"Yes, I didn't say it, by the way, it's almost the New Year in the Tang Dynasty, I'm going to propose a marriage, do you have a ring in the store, it's okay, give me a pair"

Lao Huang smacked his mouth, "You are coming back to collect debts today, did you get the letter, I just exchanged the two diamond rings back, and you smell fishy and ask for it"

Damn, the hawker's surprise this time is bigger than seeing a gun, is he really not a prophet, but as soon as he heard that he could black and yellow rings, the hawker immediately said, "That's, our fortune-telling skills are much better than yours, you are resting at home, I'll go to the store to get the ring."

Lao Huang's face hurts, "you"

The hawker killed all the way to Daxian Jewelry like a dog who had taken off the reins, and the smile on the face of the clerk in the store was not yet complete, and the hawker saw the two rings that Lao Huang said at a glance, and rushed directly to the side of the rings, "Wrap these two for me"

The waiter in Smecta nodded mechanically, "Okay"

After taking the ring packed by the waiter, the vendor walked out of the store proudly, and just now a customer who was looking at the ring and was going to buy it asked the waiter messily, "That person didn't pay just now, right?" Could it be that this pair of rings is a giveaway, why don't you tell me? ”

The waiter pouted, "That's my boss" (to be continued.) )