The old yellow wind on the other side of the phone calmly faced the hawker's roar, "Oh, is this taking gunpowder, or was it provoked by a girl?" ”

In a word, the hawker immediately withered, followed by an unserious fairy, you are embarrassed to get serious, "Nothing, I just want to ask where are you?" ”

"What's the matter, there's something, you come to the park, don't talk about business"

The peddler really couldn't remember what kind of business a fairy selling jewelry could have in the park, so he hung up the phone in frustration and drove to the park.

The dance songs of the aunts have changed from the most dazzling ethnic style to small fruits, it is really ugly, the hawker got out of the car and looked around the square and did not see Lao Huang, took out the phone and prepared to call Lao Huang again, this old guy will not run away, I saw a fortune-telling stall at the corner of the park, and there was an old man sitting in front of him, looking at the wind and bones like Lao Huang.

The peddler put the phone in his pocket, with the mood of being a thief, approached the fortune-telling stall with the action of being a thief, and took a closer look, I relied on, sure enough, it was Lao Huang, the old man was wearing a gray coat today, and he was wearing a sunglasses that could directly see the welding sparks on his face.

Hearing the movement, Lao Huang's ears moved, and he made a very hidden stop movement towards the vendor, and continued to hold the hand of the girl in front of him, "Little girl, I see that you belong to water, the five elements are gold, and you will be a rich and noble person in the future."

The peddler pouted, but the girl liked Lao Huang's comments very much, and then collapsed with joy, "That master, but how do I feel that I have been doing everything badly lately?" ”

Lao Huang stretched out his right hand, pinched and calculated back and forth with a few fingers, and then pretended to be sudden, "Oops." I've already figured out one or two things about the girl, and life is inevitably tortuous. As long as you cross this hurdle, you will definitely go all the way in the future. It's smooth sailing, soaring into the sky, but this hurdle is difficult to overcome" After speaking, Lao Huang deliberately shook his head and added a few more difficulties, difficult!

The little girl who listened was very anxious: "Then what is the master's solution?" I heard that you fortune tellers will help people exorcise evil spirits and take refuge, so please help me, master."

The peddler covered his mouth and almost got happy, this girl also said it, and sure enough, he used his toes to think that Lao Huang's words must be resolved and can be resolved, but this....and then rubbed his fingers and waited for the little girl to understand.

When the little girl took out her wallet, drew a red ticket and put it in Lao Huang's hand. Lao Huang took out a few triangular bags wrapped in yellow paper from his arms, "Take this back, get a sachet to put it up, and hang it on your body, so that you can naturally seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."

The girl held the triangle bag in her hand as if she had a baby, "Thank you, thank you, master"

Lao Huang sat cross-legged and nodded slightly, "Go"

The girl nodded sideways at the old man and walked away, the vendor threw the cigarette into the flower bed, and sat down in front of Lao Huang to "help my brother calculate"

Lao Huang didn't even say anything, "You don't have to forget it, the eight characters belong to dogs." The five elements lack virtue, what are you looking for me for? ”

After being scolded, the vendor knew that he was shameless, but Lao Huang said, "It's okay, I just invite you to dinner"

"That's a good feeling. Walking" Lao Huang threw his guy Shi Bao Bao Bao into the hawker car, and the two of them found a hawker restaurant to order a few dishes and drink.

Lao Huang took a sip of the wine glass, put down the glass, "It's been a long time since I've drunk so comfortably." Dabao, you don't know. This person's identity has changed, and he has to beat around the bush to do everything. I'm tired."

The peddler nodded, it was true, he used to rampage in the Tang Dynasty as if he was a second force, and now he is also afraid, but "But Lao Huang, you are a fairy, tell me about this dry egg?" No matter how many people have their hearts, they can't play with you who has lived for thousands of years."

Lao Huang glanced at the hawker, and the hawker directly ignored it, "By the way, you are so good that the jewelry store doesn't run out to cheat the little girl out of money, don't you feel ashamed, don't you feel ashamed of the gods?"

Lao Huang shook his wine glass, "It's like a dream, it's like a bubble, it's like a shadow, it's like I'm going to say, uh, it's just idle and have nothing to do, come out and relax, do you really think I care about that money, just to have fun"

Thumbs up to Lao Huang, "I'm convinced, your method of distraction is really different, why didn't you go to Aunt Zhang?" ”

"People are at home with grandchildren, do I have any relatives here, I want to say a few intimate words, but I can't find anyone, and I don't dare to talk nonsense, so I have to come out and play alone"

Hey, the hawker lit a cigarette for Lao Huang, the empty nester, it is estimated that Lao Huang has seen and heard more of the world's sufferings this time than he has seen in the past thousands of years of practice, after all, the hawker has only lived for 20 years, the earthquake that has not been encountered in a thousand years, the flood that has not been encountered in a hundred years, or something that has not been encountered in a hundred years, has been encountered seven or eight times, it is really a legendary generation.

The smoke swirled in front of the two, and Lao Huang chattered chopsticks dishes, "By the way, you guy's okay not to accompany your girlfriend over there, why are you willing to come back to me?" ”

Only then did the hawker collect his thoughts, and patted his leg, "Hey, I forgot about business, can Lao Huang help me get the lathe drilling machine for machining?" “

Lao Huang waved his hand, "That's it?" Damn, you're embarrassed to ask me to do it."

What words are coming out of the mouth of this Nima fairy! Could it be that I learned badly from myself, I rarely greet other female relatives directly now, but I didn't expect to be learned by Lao Huang "Isn't there no way out, you can help, come and I will toast you"

Lao Huang drank the wine, "Okay, I'll help you get it, I didn't see anyone who used a glass of wine to worship the gods, I deserve to be unlucky to know you, have you drunk well, okay, let's go home, I'll go back and squint for a while"

"Then let's go, by the way, you earned Zhang Hong just now, you can pay for it!"

After arriving home, Lao Huang fell on the sofa with his head over, "Bring me a glass of water, by the way, Dabao, what do you want those beds for, according to your plan, Li Er shouldn't be exposed to these things at this time."

The vendor pressed the water dispenser switch and replied, "Aren't I also forced, last time I proposed to Li Er what kind of front-loading gun, I thought it was very easy, but I went to see it today and found that it was difficult, and then I simply thought about it, and I can directly play with machining, isn't this just asking you to help me buy some beds or something?"

Hand the water cup to Lao Huang, Lao Huang is not too hot, just drink it all, the hawker wonders if this product is a pig demon in his last life, and it is the kind that transforms after death, such hot water can be dried in one go, greasy!

Lao Huang's spirit is obviously better after drinking saliva, of course, it may be that the previous drunkenness was pretended, after all, the empty Lao Huang may have reached the realm of being drunk without being drunk, and everyone is drunk, "Then Dabao, do you mean to give Li Er a rear-loading rifled gun directly?" ”

"This, let's talk about it if you have the conditions, it is estimated that the rifling is a bit troublesome, at most it would be good to play a smoothbore, and if you play with black powder, you won't be laughed at, right?"

Lao Huang smiled, "You're still afraid of being ridiculed, I always thought that you put the left side of your face on your face is a two-skin face, okay, I don't know about your science and technology, you can do it yourself, my only requirement is that the more people who believe, the better."

"Well, don't worry, I've been helping you do it, by the way, I suddenly remembered something, you said that I helped Li Er research these hot weapons, what if anyone can't get used to me and shoots me with a black gun, can you give me a magic weapon to save my life?"

Lao Huang asked suspiciously, "Want a magic weapon?" ”

The peddler nodded firmly, "Hmm" (To be continued.) )