Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, there are too many things in the world, how can you know it." Let me tell you, this is to say that marriage means that I let the king of the mountain marry whoever he wants, that is, let him marry a sow as a mother-in-law, and he doesn't even say that he has a big belly. ”

When Mrs. Liu heard this, she turned her anger into joy and said, "This feeling is good." Monk, you said that you need those things for marriage, and I will let those guys prepare for them. ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head and said: "The old man and I monks don't do things so much, as long as there is wine and no meat." ”

When Mrs. Liu heard this, she said, "That's great." Then he instructed the man to bring two large plates of beef and three jugs of wine.

Lu Zhishen sat back at the table, took a big bowl, came a large piece of meat, drank wine in a big bowl, and ate the wine and meat in his stomach in a moment.

Mrs. Liu was dumbfounded, and said in his heart: "It seems that this monk is indeed not an ordinary monk, how can ordinary people eat what four or five people eat." A monk who can eat very well must have extraordinary skills. Only then did he put down his heart again.

Lu Zhishen stood up, patted his belly and said, "Hehe, I'm finally half-full." ”

As soon as Mrs. Liu heard something, he ate so many things before he was half full, and said, "Monk, if you don't eat enough, there is still one in the kitchen." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Forget it for the time being, wait until I finish talking about marriage and then continue to eat." He said to Mrs. Liu: "Old man, you go and tell your daughter, let her go to another house to avoid first, and I want to tell the king of the mountain about marriage in the new house." ”

Mrs. Liu nodded again and again: "Okay, good!" Lu Zhishen was led to a room in the backyard and said, "Monk, you see this is a new house." ”

Lu Zhishen looked at it and said to Mrs. Liu: "Old man, you go and tell the guys to put out all the lights in the yard, only leave the one at the door, and then turn on the lights when you hear the movement." ”

Mrs. Liu was a little confused and said: "Monk, can you say that the black light is blind when the lights are out?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "The light is dark, the heart is quiet, it is best to talk about marriage." ”

Mrs. Liu said fairly: "Okay, good." I'm going to tell the guys to go. ”

After Mrs. Liu left, Lu Zhishen pushed the door and walked into the new house, looked left and right, blew out the lights, and jumped on the bed without taking off his shoes and said: "Hehe, this bed is good, the futon is soft, let me lie down for a while." I grabbed the pillow and lay down, and after a while, I felt a little hot. Sit up, throw off the robe on your body, and start meditating cross-legged.

After about two cups of tea, I heard the sound of gongs and drums outside the village, as well as the sound of firecrackers beeping and beeping, needless to say, the king of the mountain came.

Besides, the two kings of Peach Blossom Mountain are wearing big red robes and big red flowers on their chests, and even the big red horse has a big red silk knot with a big red flower on his head.

This real horse is also red,

Behind the horses were followed by more than two dozen people carrying boxes. A little minions beating gongs and drums.

As the saying goes, people are in good spirits on happy occasions, and I saw the two kings sitting on a big red horse, with a red face. With a happy smile on his face. looked at the village when he was about to arrive, and saw a red light held high there, and the second king said: ", Mrs. Liu, the rich man of the land." is a miser, today is obviously a happy day for his daughter to get married, and he is just lighting a lamp. It's dark in the middle of winter, and I'll bring him a few big barrels of lamp oil tomorrow. Then the two kings shouted, "Boys, start singing!" ”

The twenty or so minions hurriedly opened their throats and shouted: "The second king, it is the groom, riding a red horse to marry the bride." "The second king, the bridegroom, rides a red horse to marry the bride." "The second king is the groom, riding a red horse to marry the bride." While shouting and walking towards the village, when he came to the front of the village, he saw Liu Taigong leading four or five villagers to greet him, and the second king hurriedly jumped off the horse, hugged his fists and smirked: "Hehe, there is Lord Lao Taishan to greet him." ”

Mrs. Liu said fairly: "The second king, please come in quickly." ”

The second king walked into the courtyard and said, "Old man, what about my bride, the peach blossom girl." ”

Mrs. Liu said fairly: "I'm waiting for you in the new house in the backyard." ”

The second king couldn't wait to push away Mrs. Liu and rushed to the backyard, but it was a dark night, so he laughed and said: "Peach blossom, peach blossom, peach blossom sister, brother is here, why don't you light the lamp." Ha ha! So you're still shy. Haha, after tonight, we will be husband and wife, so I'm ashamed. Open the door, I'm coming. Kiss the baby! ”

Lu Zhishen sat in the curtain and covered his mouth, forced himself not to laugh, and said in his heart: "Okay, you dog mongrel." Today, during the day, you threw a big stone on the top of the mountain to hit your monk grandfather, and I will invite you to eat and punch in a while. ”

The second king screamed to kiss the baby in his mouth, slammed open the hidden door, rushed to the bed, lifted the curtain and reached out to touch Lu Zhishen's big belly, and said: "How can a big girl with yellow flowers have such a fat belly." ”

Lu Zhishen stretched out his big hand and pressed the two kings on the bed and said, "Blind thief, eat me with a punch." Raised his fist and hit the back of the two kings, smashing a few old fists, but fortunately, the two kings were tall and strong, otherwise the backbone would have been broken a long time ago.

The second king was subjected to a few years of old fists and asked in the dark, "Who are you?" ”

Lu Zhishen laughed when he heard this: "Okay, you bandit, didn't you still show off your martial arts on the top of the mountain this evening and hit your monk grandfather with a stone!" Why did you forget about it for so long? Hit! Saying that, with two hard punches, he beat the two heavens with "oops" and "oops" screams.

Mrs. Liu, who was hiding outside, hurriedly ran out and shouted loudly: "Monk, don't you want to marry him, why did you fight?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Taigong, I am marrying him." As soon as the two kings got out of bed, they ran out of the house, and Lu Zhishen shouted: "Run there." ”

Reaching out to grab it, he grabbed the collar of the second king, the second king struggled, and the big red robe on his body was torn off by Lu Zhishen, and the second king jumped out of the house and jumped to the gate of the village courtyard in a few arrows, flew up and jumped on the horse and scolded: "Okay, you old donkey head of Mrs. Liu, you dare to find a bald donkey to secretly harm me." I'm not done with you. As he spoke, he tore off the reins and flew away as if he were a horse.

Mrs. Liu looked at the two kings who were running away on horseback, sat on the ground, and said with a grin: "It's over, it's over, these two kings must have gone back to the cottage to move troops, what should I do?" ”

At this time, Lu Zhishen chased out of the backyard with a Zen stick and said, "Taigong, where is the bandit!" ”

When Mrs. Liu saw Lu Zhishen running over, she was immediately furious, stood up, grabbed Lu Zhishen's arm, and said angrily: "You damn bald donkey, say it's about marriage, talk about marriage, what do you say about this marriage." Seeing that the bandits' brigade is about to be killed in a while, what can I do! ”

Lu Zhishen waved the Zen staff in his hand and said: "Old man, the soldiers are coming, don't be afraid, there is a monk here." ”

Liu Taigong sighed and said: "Alas, monk, you are alone, how can you resist those two or three hundred bandits." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Isn't it just those two or three hundred bandits, what's the big deal, tell your old man, my Zen staff can withstand thousands of troops." Let's go, lead me to the head of the village and meet him. lest you disturb the villagers by entering the village. ”

Mrs. Liu led Lu Zhishen to a small bridge at the entrance of the village, only to see a lantern and torch shining in the night.

More than 200 bandits were rushing towards the village with two tall horses.

Lu Zhishen stood at the head of the bridge with the wand of the water mill and the wind descending and shouted: "Stay, bandits, you stop me." ”

The bandits heard the shouting and hurriedly stopped.

The thief riding a green horse next to the second king on the big red horse said, "Big brother, this is the bald donkey who injured the younger brother. You want to avenge your little brother. ”

The one riding the green horse said: "Second brother, don't worry, see that my brother takes a big gun and pierces a few bloody holes in his big belly first." ”

As he spoke, he rushed over with a big gun and a horse, and said, "Bald donkey, shoot!" ”

Lu Zhishen said loudly: "Good come!" Raising the Zen staff to meet him, the two had just fought two rounds, and the lap horse withdrew from Zhangyuan and said, "Stop!" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Haha, why are you scared." ”

The man said, "Monk, who are you, how familiar is your voice?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Bandits, don't make a fool of yourself there, grandpa is the great monk Lu Zhishen." ”

The one shook and said: "No, no, although the one I know is also surnamed Lu, he is not a monk." Monk, do you know a man named Luda in Weizhou? ”

Lu Zhishen laughed and said, "Haha, bandit, how do you know my name before I became a monk." ”

The man hurriedly jumped off his horse and said, "Tiha, I'm Li Zhong." ”

Lu Zhishen put down his Zen staff and said, "Oh, it turned out to be Shi Dalang's master, Li Zhong, the tiger general." ”

Li Zhong, the tiger general, nodded again and again: "Yes, it is Li Zhong." As he spoke, he clasped his fists and saluted.

Li Zhong's gift scared Mrs. Liu so much that he almost lost his pants. I thought to myself****** what kind of world is this, the monk and the thief have become brothers, old man, I'm not leading the wolf into the house to kill myself. But even if I think so, I can only stand there and stare dryly, silently, I can still make a sound there, the fat bald donkey who provoked the anger, and then give the old man a fist, the old man doesn't have the body bones of the second king, let alone four or five punches, even a finger can press the old man apart. Thinking of this, he stepped forward and said flatteringly to Lu Zhishen: "Great monk, you see how inconvenient it is to talk in the open space, let's invite the two kings to the village to talk." ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said, "Okay, okay, it's still your old man who understands things." He turned to Li Zhong and said, "Let's go to the Zhuangzi to drink." ”

The two kings were behind their backs, and they bared their teeth and said, "God, it seems that this revenge can't be avenged." ”

When everyone came to the hall, Mrs. Liu hurriedly instructed the guys: "Hurry up, hurry up, if there is anything delicious to eat and drink, just go up, and serve these three grandfathers well, even if you burn high incense." (To be continued.) )