Lu Zhishen put away his cane and replied with a "dang" sound, and then dissolved this trick.

Two monks and a layman, one horse and one horse, the gun came to the cane block, the staff went to the gun to hit seven or eight rounds, the face of the two kings was sweaty, and gradually the tricks of the big gun were also chaotic, just when one person, one horse and one wrong body, the two kings turned the horse's head and shouted: "Children and cubs, the idea is too hard to run." The horses ran up the hill, and the little minions followed the horse's butt and ran up the hill, leaving only the guy stuck in the tree shouting, "Second king, why did you throw me here?" ”

Lu Zhishen saw that this group of thieves had run away, and they were chasing after him with a Zen stick.

Lu Zhishen's body is fat, and he is not used to mountain roads, so there are bandits who run fast, and when he catches up halfway up the mountain, those bandits have already run to the top of the mountain, look at Lu Zhishen chasing from behind, the second king jumped off the horse, lifted a stone the size of a grinding plate and said: "I told you to chase, smash you into a meatloaf, see if you can chase." As he spoke, he smashed the big stone on the top of Lu Zhishen's head, and Lu Zhishen yelled: "Open!" Swinging the Zen staff, "Pangu Open the Sky", only to hear a loud "boom", the big stone was actually split by Lu Zhishen's water mill wind wand, and the bones rolled down the mountain.

When the second king saw that this fat monk had such divine power, he exclaimed: "Okay, what a powerful monk." ”

After Lu Zhishen knocked the big stone away, he raised his feet and stepped towards the mountain again. The second king said: "Children, the time has come to work hard." Before he could speak, he saw the rolling wood on the top of the mountain, and the stones came down one after another, and Lu Zhishen had no choice but to wave his Zen stick and retreat to the foot of the mountain.

Lu Zhishen retreated to the foot of the mountain, took a moment of respite, stood at the bottom of the mountain and scolded: "Straight Niang's bandit, dog mongrel." There is a kind of down the big war of three hundred and. ”

The second king also went down the mountain to fight again, and stood on the top of the mountain and scolded back: "Bald donkey, you are not powerful, you can climb up the mountain if you have a seed." ”

One was on the mountain and the other was at the bottom of the mountain, and the two sides scolded each other for half an hour.

The second king of the family scolded him tiredly, so he asked the little minions to bring a jar of wine, and let the little minions continue to scold Lu Zhishen.

Lu Zhishen was playing a one-man show there, and his mouth was dry when he scolded.

Seeing that it was already dark, Lu Zhishen had to stop scolding. When he came to the big tree, he pointed at the little minion's head and said, "The Sprinkler family asked you if there is a village near here." ”

The little minion Rod said in a hurry: "Grandpa monk, there is." You go down the hill from here, and there is a village more than two miles south. Just go! ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Dog thief, the Sprinkle family will spare your life for the time being today, and let me meet you in the future if you do something lacking in virtue, and the Buddha will not pick your dog skin." ”

So saying, he turned the corner of the hill and walked in the direction that the little minions were pointing.

After walking more than two miles, I saw that several red lanterns had been raised high in the night in front of me. Lu Zhishen came to the lantern and saw that there was a village gate surrounded by a high wall, and several people dressed as Zhuang guests were busy carrying things.

Look at the village. It also seems peaceful and rich. Some people may ask, why is this village at the foot of Peach Blossom Mountain, not afraid of the bandits there coming to rob and harass?

Actually, not only will the bandits there not come here to harass. And it will protect the nearby villages.

At that time, the bandits also had rules and exquisiteness, that called rabbits did not eat the nest side plain, good dogs guarded the four houses, where some gangs like now specialize in doing evil at the door of the house. This is because there is often a gangster umbrella at the doorstep, and now, it can be said that the world is declining.

These are strange times. This is the era when cats stand guard for rats.

Lu Zhishen walked up to a Zhuang guest and asked: "Amitabha, this eldest brother, the poor monk is passing by, because he can't get up to the village store, can I borrow a night from you." ”

The dealer said: "Go and go, don't you see that we are busy here, don't bother here." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "This big brother, there is only one village in the vicinity, so let the monk rest here for one night." ”

The dealer stretched out his hand and pulled Lu Zhishen and said, "I said, monk, why are you so ignorant, because you are tied up there!" ”

Lu Zhishen said angrily: "Why are you unreasonable, the Sprinkle family just wants to borrow a night, so you will stare at me, annoyed me, and give you a moment of old fist to eat." ”

The dealer threw down the things in his hand and said, "Ouch, I didn't expect you to be so angry as a monk, brothers come and help me cook this wild monk." ”

Then I heard someone shouting, "You guys don't work well, what are you making noise about?" ”

The Zhuang Ke hurriedly ran over and said, "Taigong, don't be angry, I don't know that a wild monk has emerged from there, so he has to spend the night with us." ”

The man was too fair: "You take me to see, it's a monk from there." ”

Lu Zhishen followed the sound and saw Zhuang Ke walking over with an old man who was getting older, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Old man, there is a lot of disturbance." Amitabha! ”

The old man who opened his dim eyes looked at Lu Zhishen and said, "Monk, where did you come from, and where are you going!" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, I came from Wutai Mountain and went to Tokyo to do business. It's getting late, so I'd like to spend the night here. ”

The prince nodded and said, "It's easy to say, monk, please come with me." ”

Lu Zhishen followed the prince into the manor, and saw a group of people in the lamp, busy non-stop.

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, it seems that you have someone here who wants to do a happy event!" ”

The prince shook his hand and said, "Hugh asks, Hugh asks." As he spoke, he led Lu Zhishen into a room and said, "Monk, I have wine and meat here, I don't know if you might be able to eat it?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, I am a monk of wine and meat, and I don't quit drinking, if there is any good wine and meat, just serve it." ”

The prince smiled bitterly and said, "Monk, I didn't expect you to be a monk and be happy. Wait a minute, I'll let the guy bring you the food and drinks. ”

After a while, the prince led a Zhuang guest over, and the Zhuang guest put a large plate full of beef and a pot of wine and two wine glasses in front of Lu Zhishen.

The prince poured two cups full of wine and said, "Monk, my old man is also a person who respects the Three Treasures, you are a monk, and the old man respects you with a cup." As he spoke, he drank the glass of wine. Then he sighed.

Lu Zhishen sprinkled a pot of water, and a large plate of beef was also swallowed into his stomach, and when he saw that the prince was still sighing with a sad face, he said, "Old man, I don't know why I sigh." ”

The man said: "Monk Xiu asked, no matter what movement there is outside, you don't make a sound, just sleep." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "I look at the lights outside, as if you want to marry, why are you unhappy." ”

The prince sighed and said, "Alas, since the monk asked like this, the old man will tell you the truth." To tell the truth, night is the day of the little girl's marriage. ”

Lu Zhishen said: "This marriage was originally a great joy, I don't know why you are sad." ”

The man was too fair: "Monk, listen to me." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, you speak slowly." ”

The man said fairly: "Monk, this mountain villa is called Peach Blossom Village because it is next to the Peach Blossom Mountain in front of it." My surname is Liu, because of my age, so everyone in the village respectfully calls the old man Mrs. Liu. The old man has a daughter named Peach Blossom, who is only seventeen years old this year, and one day he went out to visit his relatives and unfortunately invited the two kings on Peach Blossom Mountain, Zhou Tong, to see it, the thief had to marry my daughter Peach Blossom, and had sent a little minions to tell us that he was going to come here tonight to marry my daughter Peach Blossom. Monk, do you say that the good man is willing to marry his daughter to a thief? This can make my old man how good. ”

Lu Zhishen smiled and said: "Hehe, uncle, according to my monk, it's not bad for you to find a mountain king as a son-in-law, first, no one dares to bully you, and second, you can have endless money." ”

Mrs. Liu was so angry that she knocked on the table leg with a cane and said, "Monk, if I don't look at the face of you as a monk, I have to beat you out with a cane." How can you talk like that? ”

Lu Zhishen was really angry when he saw Mrs. Liu, those few beards were running and trembling in his chin, his mouth was panting outward, his eyes were round, he was blowing his beard and staring, and he almost took off his pants and farted. Hurriedly stood up from the stool and bowed deeply, "Amitabha! Sins, sins, sins! Just now it was a monk joking with you, don't get angry, get angry. ”

Mrs. Liu glared at Lu Zhishen and didn't pay attention to this fat monk.

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Haha, old man, since you are not happy with this family business, then I will help you resign from this family business." ”

Mrs. Liu said fairly: "Monk, are you drinking too much and talking drunk there?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, don't say that your pot of soju, even ten more pots will only be enough for me to moisten my throat?" ”

Liu Taigong shook his head and said: "Since you haven't eaten and drunk, then you are the maternal uncle of the king of Nashan, or his second uncle, and he is also his third aunt." ”

Lu Zhishen shook his head and said: "No, no, I'm not the thief's uncle, not his second uncle, not his third aunt." ”

Mrs. Liu said fairly: "Since you are not related to those two kings, how can he listen to you." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Old man, you don't know, didn't you say it when I entered the manor just now, I am a monk of Wenshu Monastery in Jinxiufeng of Wutai Mountain, and my master Elder Zhizhen is a Taoist monk, I once got the true inheritance of my own abbot Zhizhen, and I feel that there is a law of marriage." ”

Liu Taigong was surprised: "Monk, what do you mean by marriage, I have lived for such a long time, why haven't I heard of it." (To be continued.) )