Chapter 64 Six whistles
It turned out that Chai Qigu thought that their plan of action had been exposed and was known by the people in the rivers and lakes, which would cause more trouble, but they didn't know that this was just the private action of Luda and Ma Ling. That's why I made a tentative speech.
Monk Huiru said: "Do you two go up together, or come one by one." ”
Ma Ling thought about it, how could he be the opponent of the opposite Huiru monk, so he patted his chest and said: "You still need to fight your bald donkey, the two of us are enough." ”
As soon as Huiru heard ****** what this kid said, he took a detour or two people went on together, then come on, one chicken is also catching, two chickens are also catching, and it is more convenient to catch two together: "Little rabbit cub, don't play tricks there, the Buddha doesn't have the time to accompany you to talk nonsense." Hurry up and die. ”
Ma Ling pulled Luda and said: "Dude, let's go up together, give this old monk a personal heart to move, take off the bald head and kick the ball, let's also be Tony, Messi, and be addicted to football stars." ”
As he spoke, he pulled Zhao Liang to rush up, and Monk Huiru also showed a bright posture and prepared to take down these two boys.
Chai Qigu on the side said: "Let's do it slowly, I still have something to ask." ”
Hui Ruxin said: "My ex-lover, ex-wife, and current Dao Gu What's wrong, what's more to play." In the past, everything was done with eggshells to wipe the butt of Qi Likara's neat and neat, why is it grinding now, it is impossible to enter menopause. ”
Monk Huiru continued to think about it, and Chai Qigu spoke.
Chai Qigu looked at Ma Ling and said: "Young man, the Tony and Messi you just mentioned are the heroes of the road, where are the swordsmen, how come this Daogu has never heard of it after walking the rivers and lakes for many years." ”
Ma Lingxin said: "You haven't heard of it, I haven't seen it yet." I can't beat you here, so it's not bad to tease you here and have fun. ”
Thinking of this, Ma Ling deliberately grinned contemptuously and said: "There are many things you haven't heard of, these two big chivalrous people are outside the world, outside the world, dealing with you little old people, you don't use your hands at all, you can kick you all over the ground to find teeth, everyone lies on the ground and can't find the north." The north, the north, my Great Northern Wilderness. ”
Chai Qigu was even more confused when she heard it, why is there a more powerful Great Northern Wilderness behind her. Let's not worry about the Great Northern Wilderness behind this, let's figure out the Messi and Tony in front of you.
Chai Qigu said: "Since the kung fu on their feet is so powerful, they must be the masters of the Southern Xinjiang Iron Leg Sect." ”
Ma Ling heard it and said even more energetically: "I don't know if it's someone from the Iron Leg Gate, but the kung fu on people's feet is quite quite good, you can use your big toe to twist the bed bug, you can use two toes to pick flowers, you can use three toes to thread needles and lead sewing socks, and you can use your heel to stomp down your White Horse Temple." ”
Monk Huiru heard himself next to him and muttered to himself: "There is such a person with such good leg skills, Buddha Mito, why haven't the Buddha heard of it." ”
Ma Ling said: "You hide here all day long and play with Tibetan cats, what can you know, if people fly with their feet, it will be even more powerful." The left kick can kick a rhinoceros to death in the great African forest, and the right kick can kick a thousand-ton whale hiding under the Nicaraguan Falls. ”
The kid added a few movements as he spoke, his left foot up, his right foot on the ground, his right foot up, his left foot on the ground, and Bibi painted. If the earth had no gravity, he would probably have his feet off the ground and flying.
This time the monk Huiru and Chai Qigu said that the head was covered, this is worth it, such a powerful person, how can we afford to provoke the fire, and besides, our ultimate goal is to overthrow the Great Song Dynasty, and we must not make enemies with all factions in the rivers and lakes, so wouldn't it become an enemy in all directions and be embattled.
Thinking of this, Chai Qigu waved her hand and said, "Let's go, let's treat each other as if we didn't face each other tonight." ”
Ruda was surprised: "You...... I ......"
Ma Ling hurriedly pulled Luda to turn around and walked through the passage that the Nine-Tailed Heavenly Dragon had away, jumped over the courtyard wall, and ran away.
Not to mention that Luda and Ma Ling ran away.
Let's talk about Huiru monks.
Monk Huiru looked at Chai Qigu and asked puzzledly, "Senior sister, why did you let those two little rabbit cubs go so easily." ”
Chai Qigu sighed and said, "Alas, what can you do if you don't let them go?" ”
Monk Huiru said: "What should I do, take it down and chop it into meat sauce and throw it into the Luoshui River in the backyard to feed Wang Ba." ”
Chai Qigu hated that iron could not become steel and said: "My ex-husband, now senior brother, what is good for me Yingyu to say about you." Bai has a big bald head, you don't want to think about it, if you really start to move, it's better to say that if you can't take them down immediately, and then fight for a while, then wouldn't it alarm the government, isn't it a cocoon. And do you know what kind of backers those two boys have behind them? Don't say it's the Great Northern Wilderness, it's Tony and Messi who are coming, can you resist that kung fu on your feet? ”
Monk Huiru said: "So what should I do now?" ”
Chai Qigu said: "What should I do, at present, we can only transfer all the gold and silver treasures to our next stronghold; You are leading the eighteen big disciples there, eating and reciting scriptures honestly, and waiting for changes. Leave everything here to Faran to take care of. ”
Monk Huiru nodded again and again: "It's still Senior Sister Yingyu, who is smart, not shocked in distress, and not chaotic in danger." ”
Chai Qigu gave him a roll of his eyes and said, "Don't be flattering there and slap my ass, if you hadn't made those messy swords, would we be like this." Hurry up, it's getting dawn. ”
"Buddha Mitabha! The apprentices dispersed, do as my senior sister Yingyu, your aunt said, without delay. ”
"Ga" is another goose-like hiss.
Ma Ling pulled Ruda, and the two ran a few streets around the corner, returned to Ma Ling's house, and climbed into the wall, for fear of disturbing others, the two did not dare to go back to Ma Ling's room, but hid in the firewood shed.
Ma Ling sat on the pile of firewood and grass, holding his stomach in both hands and was out of breath, Ruda leaned against the wall and looked at Ma Lingweng and said angrily: "You kid can really speak in the vernacular, Nicaragua is there, Africa is there, why haven't I heard of it." ”
Ma Ling said: "You haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it." ”
Ruda said: "Then how do you know that there are bison and big whales there?" ”
Ma Ling laughed and said: "Haha, I made it up blindly, this is called only unthinkable, not unspeakable." Look at that stinky aunt who was stunned for a while, otherwise the two of us could run home smoothly. Not to mention, sleep, sleep, tossing for nearly a night, tired and sore in the buttocks. ”
The two slept until dawn.
After Ma Ling's mother got up, she came to the firewood shed to hold firewood and grass for breakfast, pushed open the door of the empty firewood shed, and frightened her old man. ”
Ma Ling said: "Mother, you don't have to worry, I just went out to eat all night with this Luda brother last night, and I didn't do anything bad." ”
Ma Mu said: "I'm not worried that you will do bad things. It's just that you will catch a cold when you sleep in this woodshed, do you entertain friends like this? Hurry up and go to sleep in your room, and my mother will call you to breakfast in a while. ”
Ruda stepped forward and saluted, "So, thank you so much, aunt." ”
When Ma Mu saw that the young man in front of her was well-shaped, dignified, and behaved decently, she said happily: "Yo! What a simple lad. ”
Ma Ling said: "Mother, just hurry up, Brother Lu and I will go back to the room and sleep for a while." ”
Mother Ma said lovingly: "Okay, well, then you can sleep with confidence, and my mother will call you when the meal is ready." ”
The mother of the horse walked away with firewood and grass.
Ma Ling pulled Luda and said, "Let's go, let's go to the room and go back to sleep." ”
The two of them came to the room, and the drowsiness had already run away.
So the two of them sat down in their chairs, drinking water, and talked about what happened last night.
Ma Lingdao: "Brother Lu, I don't know where the road girl in the White Horse Temple came from last night, and his martial arts are also high. ”
Luda said: "Brother Ma, you haven't fought with her, how do you know that her martial arts are superb." ”
Ma Ling shook his head and said: "This is called the expert as soon as he makes a move, he will know if there is one." The hidden weapon she used to hit me turned out to be a thin ponytail from the dust, such a thin ponytail, so far away, not to mention that there was a layer of window paper in the middle, she was able to follow the sound and hit my eyes accurately, if I hadn't dodged quickly, I would have become a one-eyed dragon a long time ago, and I would not have scared my mother to death. ”
Luda said: "A ponytail secret weapon can't prove that her martial arts are superb, how high can it be?" ”
Ma Ling said: "My brother Lu, you don't need a hidden weapon, don't you know, the hidden weapon is based on eyesight, second, wrist strength, and third, there is a certain family, of course, this is just the work of ordinary practitioners." The real master is to listen to the sound and follow the shadow, with internal force to shoot, there is no fixed household at all, anything can be used as a hidden weapon to play, this is called picking flowers and hurting people, flying leaves and hitting things. ”
Luda said: "I see, I have heard the master say it, but now there are few people in the rivers and lakes who can do it." I'm not worried about her martial arts, I'm worried about what she said to Monk Huisuo. ”
Ma Ling said: "What's the matter, why don't I know." ”
Ruda said: "We were outside the back window of the abbot's room last night, didn't you hear it?" ”
Ma Ling patted his head and said: "Look at my stinky head melon, I almost forgot, after you said this, I remembered that Dao Gu said what soldiers to recruit and what horses to buy." That's right, it's recruitment. What are they recruiting for? ”
Luda said: "What can you do when you recruit troops?" Not for the sake of rebellion. ”
Ma Ling said: "Who are they going to rebel against?" ”