Luda said: "Of course it is to create a rebellion against the current emperor, didn't you hear them say, they want to take back the rivers and mountains of the Great Zhou Dynasty from the hands of the old Zhao family." It seems that they are the descendants of the Chai family. ”

Ma Ling said: "This is a good anti-creation. Originally, this country was surnamed Chai? That day, I seized the opportunity to rebel and get a dragon chair to sit on, but unfortunately I didn't grow that dragon ass. Besides, dragons only have tails, not buttocks. What a real dragon emperor, all of them are impostors. What the are you doing with that idleness? Their old Chai family rebelled against it, and it was not your family's country. ”

Luda said: "Although this is the truth in the Tao, it is not tolerated by heaven. ”

Ma Ling jumped and squatted on the chair and said, "What is outside the world, I really don't understand, you can talk about it." ”

Luda said: "Brother, if you think about the past dynasties, ambitious people fought for the world, and the most hurt were not those dragon sons and grandsons of the previous dynasty, but the people of Dawn who suffered the most. There is nowhere to run, there is nowhere to hide, and there are a few people who can survive after the war. ”

Ma Lingdao: "That's right, but today's emperor is not very good, making the people miserable and complaining about the good Song Kingdom. ”

Luda said: "Although the people are not living now, there are many complaints. But the people are quite stable after all. ”

Ma Ling said: "Then what do you say?" ”

"The only way now is to stop them and prevent their plot from succeeding." ”

Ma Ling said: "If you want me to tell them to give them a crisp one, bring sulfur, flame salt, and lamp oil to touch it in at night, burn him clean, and see what else they use to rebel." ”

Ruda said: "That's not good, they can't just be such a stronghold. If you burn the White Horse Temple and the Black Horse Temple, and if you burn the Black Horse Temple and the Green Horse Temple, you can't burn it endlessly. Besides, if you put a fire, it will not only burn a White Horse Temple, but if you can't set fire to the company camp and burn the entire Luoyang City, we will not become sinners through the ages like Dong Zhuo back then. ”

In the first year of the early peace of the Han Dynasty, the traitor Dong Zhuo decided to move the Han capital Luoyang to Chang'an in order to avoid the joint crusade of Cao Cao and other princes of the Eighteen Routes, and set fire to Luoyang City in order to force the people to move. Burning of residential houses, Jongmyo Palace. Luoyang City, which is burned like flowers, is paved with scorched earth, two or three hundred miles, and there are no chickens and dogs.

Ma Ling patted his head with his hand and sighed: "Alas, I said Brother Lu, Brother Lu, set fire to you, I'm afraid that others will scold you for being Dong Zhuo, and you can't beat others if you beat us, what can you do!" ”

Luda said: "At present, the only feasible way is for us to find a way to get the evidence of their rebellion, and then report it to the government yamen, and the government will come forward to solve them." ”

Ma Ling said: "It's easy to say, can we go to the White Horse Temple again, and it won't be so easy to get out if you let people surround it." ”

Luda said: "We just want to give him a second visit to the White Horse Temple, but this time let's give him the opposite." ”

Ma Ling said: "How can you do the opposite." ”

Luda said: "The first two times we sneaked in late at night, this time we went in in broad daylight, and we walked in from the main gate of the temple with a swagger. ”

Ma Ling said: "Brother, why do you talk in your dreams in the middle of the day, there are many monks in the White Horse Temple who know our brothers." ”

Luda said: "Didn't you learn the disguise technique from your master, let's put it in disguise." ”

Ma Lingdao: "That's a good idea, but it's more appropriate for us to disguise ourselves." ”

Luda said: "Just disguise yourself as a young couple and worship Guanyin Bodhisattva to ask for an heir." ”

Ma Ling said: "Then you pretend to be my wife." ”

Ruda stretched out his hand and patted him on the back of the head and said, "It's a big ghost, have you ever seen a daughter-in-law of my size?" ”

Ma Ling said: "So I still pretend to be a little daughter-in-law." ”

Luda said: "You don't pretend to be anyone, is there another person in this room besides the two of us?" ”

Ma Lingji reluctantly said, "Then you can carry me to the White Horse Temple." ”

Luda said: "As long as I can find out the situation inside, don't say carry you on my back, I can carry you to go." ”

Ma Ling said: "Okay, that's it, I'll go to the kitchen to see if my mother is cooking, and we'll set off after eating." ”

After breakfast, Ruda and Ma Ling returned to their room.

Ma Ling took out his leather bag and poured it on the table, and there were long, short, flat, and round ones, some made of porcelain, some made of iron, and some carved out of stone, and a table full of them. He first used color to change Ruda's face from red to purple, changed single eyelids to double eyelids, and glued a willow beard to Ruda's chin, even people who are very familiar with him can't see that it is Ruda standing in front of him.

Ruda looked in the mirror, saw himself in the mirror beyond recognition, and said: "Can this work, on a hot day, if you sweat, you can't wash the color one by one, one by one, and then it will have to be exposed." ”

Ma Ling said: "Don't worry, my color is the secret recipe of the master and his old man's ancestors, if you want to remove it, it is impossible to wash it without a special potion, unless you peel off the skin on your face." ”

Luda said: "Then I can rest assured." ”

Ma Ling said: "I'll do something, don't worry." I can't let you die. ”

Luda said: "Go, I'm about to break into the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den, don't say such unlucky words." ”

Ma Ling said: "What's unlucky about this, we are blessed by God." Don't be afraid, if you have a daughter-in-law, I will escort you, and you will definitely succeed. ”

Luda said: "It's not early, don't play around there, dress yourself up immediately, and let's go." ”

Ma Ling learned to sing the opera, and said with a blessing: "Yes, Xianggong, the slave family will go." ”

As he spoke, he sat down in front of the mirror and began to disguise himself.

He first picked up a sharp little blade, shaved off a few of his thick eyebrows, and then carefully retouched them to make a pair of willow eyebrows. Then he rubbed a layer of tea oil on his face, poured some incense powder on the tea oil, and rubbed a thin layer of rouge on the incense powder, and the original slightly black face turned into a pink and delicate face like a big girl's face, and then he took out a piece of paper and sucked it a few times between his lips, and the originally slightly white lips were immediately bright and eye-catching.

After doing all this, he took out a pink embroidered jacket from the wardrobe, and said while putting it on his body: "This is what my mother wore when she was young, but unfortunately it is a little outdated. ”

Ruda didn't laugh out loud when he heard it: "Look at your beauty, why do you still want to mix new clothes to wear." It's good to have this outfit, but it's strange to let my aunt know that you, a stinky boy, dare to steal her clothes and not give you a big broom pimple. ”

Ma Ling said angrily: "I didn't do all this for you, a damn father-in-law, even if I was beaten, you had to bear it for me." Let's go, my father-in-law. ”

As he spoke, he walked out with small steps.

Ruda hurriedly followed with a basket on the table, which contained incense candles and props for the performance.

When the two of them came to the gate of the White Horse Temple, they saw that the lively scene the day before yesterday had become deserted, and the pilgrims who had been rubbing shoulders did not know where they had gone.

Luda and Ma Ling walked into the open temple gate, and as the only dozen pilgrims walked towards the temple, they found that the monks who were standing on both sides were gone.

Ma Ling whispered to Luda: "Strange, why is the monk guarding the gate missing." ”

Ruda said: "I also found that this situation is indeed a bit abnormal. ”

Ma Ling said: "Then should we go inside?" ”

Luda said: "I've come here, I have to go in and have a look, if I don't enter the tiger's den, I will get the tiger." Let's go to the Daxiong Treasure Hall to have a look. ”

Ma Ling squatted on the ground and coquettishly said: "Xianggong, people are tired, can you carry me in?" ”

Luda said: "I'm really not shy, I really think of myself as a little daughter-in-law." ”

Ma Ling simply sat down and said, "If you don't carry me, I won't leave." ”

Luda said: "You can really play the leper dog, so if I carry you, you are not afraid that I will throw you to the ground and break your ass in half." ”

Ma Ling sneered: "I'm not afraid of falling while riding a horse, and I'm afraid of you stupid big man." ”

Ruda went to that station and said, "If you have the ability, you can come up." ”

Ma Lingdao: "Do you think that if you are tall and tall, I won't be able to go up, and I underestimate my daughter-in-law." As he spoke, he stomped his feet and rubbed it, jumped on Luda's back, stretched out his hands around Ruda's neck and said, "There's nothing to say now." Riding a big horse and carrying a big knife, boasting a few is flirting. Gotcha, drive! ”

Luda carried Ma Ling into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, and the pilgrims and the monks who chanted the scriptures set their eyes on their husband and wife, what age was it, this is too immoral.

Ma Ling said in a sharp voice on Luda's back: "What do you see, haven't you seen your husband carrying his wife, haven't you seen Zhu Bajie carrying his daughter-in-law, it's really rare and weird." ”

Luda really couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to say: "Ling'er, the place where the incense is put on has arrived, come down and burn incense and worship the Buddha." ”

Ma Ling simply pretended to the end, stretched out his hand and patted Luda's wide back: "Xianggong, you squat down, such a tall slave family doesn't dare to go down." ”

This time, those monks looked even harder, the wooden fish didn't knock anymore, and they didn't read the scriptures, and the two thief eyes stared straight at Ma Ling's body.

Ma Ling jumped from Ruda's back and said, "Phew, I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless." A large group of monks do not recite scriptures to see what others do. Look! It's better to go back to see your mother. ”

These monks were scolded one by one, their faces were flushed, and they didn't dare to say anything, were you monks at a loss!

The monk who led the chant hurriedly withdrew his gaze, raised the gavel and struck the wooden fish and chanted: "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha......"

The majestic and loud voice that immediately filled the hall of the Mahavira Treasure Hall.

There is no true Buddha in the world, it is a clay statue.

There is no shortage of fake monks in the world, it is a human outfit.