Chapter 203 This Life Is Not Old

After approving it, Li Er wrote the holy decree on the spot, knocked on the big seal and handed it to the hawker, this is a kind of trust, the hawker respectfully accepted the holy decree, with this official red-headed document, there is no obstacle to the destruction of the Buddha.

Elder Wang, who was pushed by the senior brother, came over and stretched out his hand to take away the holy decree, "Dabao, Uncle Shi's time is running out, let me do this wicked man"

"Uncle Shi... Don't be like this, you have a clear name in your old life, but you can't be unsure of the late season."

"What do you say, what is the late festival, Uncle Shi doesn't want you to get any bad comments, besides, do you know anything about the Buddhism of the Tang Dynasty? Can you completely cut the grass and eradicate it? ”

"Uh, then uncle, be careful."

"Don't worry, I have thousands of disciples, and I am not afraid of a small loss, but if it is you, pay more attention in the future, lest any fish slip through the net and take advantage of the loophole"

"Knowing Uncle Shi, I'll be careful"

"Well, then that's it, wait for the good news from my uncle" After speaking, the old man took his apprentices to arrange the destruction of the Buddha with his apprentice Huixuanduguan.

Li Er enthusiastically pulled the peddler, "Dabao, what kind of hot air balloon are you, can I sit for a while?" ”

Seeing Li Er's eager gaze, as well as the eager eyes of the group of people around him, the peddler didn't dare not disagree, "Okay, but everything is up to me, I don't want to have another example like Mei Changsu, you know?"

Li Er nodded excitedly, the sound of the upper teeth touching the lower teeth was clearly audible, and Mei Changsu was not happy, "Uncle Shi, why do you keep arranging me, can't we mention this matter?"

"Who told you to be disobedient, come and help raise the ball"

"Hey, okay, by the way, Uncle Shi, I want to change my name"

The vendor casually asked, "Oh, what do you want to change it to?" while arranging the balloons. “

Mei Changsu looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, "In the blue sky, that's my home, I drop heaven"

The hawker knocked him on the head and "spoke human"

"Ao, in the future, my uncle will call me Mei Changkong, I have decided, I will rush to the road of conquering the sky in this life, and the skyline is my goal"

"Fuck your uncle"

scolded Mei Changsu, oh no, it should be called Mei Changkong, and he didn't change the baby's mind, and the hawker went to him, but I don't know if the household registration police at this time are good to talk to, do you need a neighbor to testify to change your name, write a certificate and press your fingerprint or something, if you need to go yourself, you can help him write a certificate.

Everything was ready, the vendor reached out and pulled Li Er into the pod, and selected three or five ministers to board the pod together, and when the hot air balloon slowly rose into the air again, Li Er looked down at the edge of the pod curiously at first.

Wait until the high point is over, and Niu Jinda, who is unstoppable on the ground, is actually afraid of heights, a face that is not visible to the true color of flying sand, and there is no blood at all, and it is soft at the bottom of the pod like a high paraplegia.

Li Er was bold, and even once made the hawker suspect that this product was really a dragon, otherwise standing so tall and being blown by the wind, Ya would have become excited.

Holding the binoculars, Li Er excitedly pointed at Chang'an City with the eldest grandson Wuji, and even at the highest point, Li Er wrote a poem with deep meaning:

The spring dew condenses the palms, and the light is green. The jagged and beautiful shuangque shines full of weight. The immortal driver rotates with the wheel, and the spirit black flies with the shadow. The light of the waves is fixed, and there is a round glow in the gap. Also be Kwai Huo Zhi, tilting leaves and relying on each other!

After finishing the assignment, Li Er turned his head and asked the peddler, "Dabao, how is my poem?" ”

Can the emperor open his mouth "Your Majesty, it's great"

"Haha, if you think it's good, then I'll give you this poem, what's the name?" Li Er lowered his head and pondered for a while, "It's called "Fu Spring Day Hanging Clear Light and Giving Niu Dabao" Okay"

The peddler replied weakly, "Your Majesty, you stand up, we should go down"

"Hey, I'd like to stay a little longer."

"I want to too, but there's not much oil in the can, so let's go down for safety."

"Okay"

Back on the ground, Li Er called the guards to carry down Niu Jinda, who was about to vomit, and stomped his feet vigorously, "It still feels good to be down-to-earth, Dabao, come here, I will arrange a few things for you"

After packing up the balloons, the vendor came to Li Er's side, "Brother Li, you say"

"I have done a lot of firearms in the Ministry of Industry, but for the use of firearms, we people are all seven tricks and six tricks, and we don't know anything, I really want you to help me train me on the army's tactics under the condition of installing firearms, how about it?"

"No problem"

"Okay, happy"

A few months have passed, and since the hawker received Li Er's order, he has been staying in the barracks to help train the soldiers, and he has no time to take care of the matter of destroying the Buddha.

The two of them have been tired in the car, and when they got home, they were going to take a mandarin duck bath or something together, only to find that Lao Huang was actually talking on the balcony, what a bad scenery.

The hawker suddenly fell on the sofa with no interest, and as far as his eyes could see, there was a box of dim sum on the coffee table, and when he opened it, he saw that it was round, and there was a fragrance, could it be that Aunt Zhang made it for Lao Huang, hehe, let's try it first.

After thinking about it, the vendor pinched one and threw it in his mouth, "Well, it tastes good, Yue'er, you can taste it too"

Li Yue'er stretched out her head and put one in her mouth, and her eyes lit up after eating, "It's delicious, let's have another one"

The vendor pinched a new one and was about to send it to her mouth, Lao Huang just hung up the phone and saw this scene, and shouted "stop (mouth)"

"Cut, isn't it just a few snacks, is it necessary to shout so loudly?"

The vendor depressedly put the dim sum back into the box, Lao Huang quickly snatched the box, took a look at the two missing inside, and asked nervously, "She ate two?" ”

Li Yue'er replied, "No, one of us"

Lao Huang patted his chest, "It's okay, it's okay, Dabao, do you know what this is?" ”

The peddler shook his head, and Lao Huang said, "This is your reward for destroying the Buddha, the pill of immortality in this life"

"What, the elixir of immortality, I'll go, hurry, give me a few more"

", it's immortality in this life, not immortality, do you understand?"

"What do you mean?"

Li Yue'er pinched the peddler's thigh, "Stupid, I don't understand this, immortality is not limited to age, this life is not old, there is an age limit, but your appearance in this life will not get old" After speaking, Li Yue'er suddenly came to her senses and covered her face excitedly, "Wow, I won't get old in this life, great, great" After speaking, regardless of Lao Huang's presence, he hugged the hawker and gnawed.

The hawker pushed the girl away depressedly, of course she was excited that a woman was not old all her life, but if a big man had a little white face all his life, he wouldn't look good, right, "Lao Huang, I'll be like this for the rest of my life?" No cure? ”

Lao Huang nodded, seeing that the hawker had a tendency to pick up the ashtray and smash himself, Lao Huang hurriedly explained, "Dabao, don't worry, think about it, if you fancy which girl in the future, give this thing to her, with the character of a woman who can die for the one who pleases herself, you are not 100% successful in flirting with your sister"

The hawker heard it, but Li Yue'er next to him copied the ashtray again, Lao Huang ran away, and there was an echo behind him, "That thing can't eat more, one person can only eat one, otherwise it will become a child, and it can't be changed in a lifetime, think about Lao Jun's two boys, how many years, it's still so big"

The peddler cautiously put away his things and looked at the little beauty in front of him, "Beauty, will you take a bath?" ”

Li Yue'er snorted, "Go, I have to squeeze you dry, see if you are still in the mood to flirt with my sister"

The peddler knelt down and said, "Woman, spare your life"

[End of this volume] (To be continued.) )