Chapter 1: Don't mess with me

[New January, new chapter, cheeky to ask for tickets, monthly pass recommendation tickets will not be refused]

Zhenguan three years, autumn, it has been a year and a half since the hawker destroyed the Buddha, Chang'an City can be seen everywhere wearing all kinds of Taoist robes, no longer see a big bald head, of course, bald people are not counted, monks have completely lost their foothold.

Niufu, early in the morning, Li Yue'er lost her temper at the hawker again, grabbed a pillow and slept hard, the hawker quickly shrunk into the quilt, this girl's temper is not a day or two, as for why she lost her temper today, the hawker also knows.

Since the two got married, whether it is Niu Ma or Li Er in the palace, they have been looking forward to the two of them giving birth to a boy and a girl as soon as possible, but it has been almost two years, Li Yue'er's stomach has been deflated, except for eating and supporting, she has never seen a drum, and there has been no movement, and the hawker sometimes can't figure it out, and he has not saved plastic for the country.

At first, I thought there was something wrong with the two of them, but I went to the hospital to check it, and there was nothing wrong, the doctor said that the timing might not be right, and from then on, Li Yueer would pull it to breed as long as she saw that the hawker was empty, in order to let the hawker cooperate, relying on the foundation of martial arts, the posture was all unlocked, and the hawker is now living on January 31, but I don't know what the reason is, the child has not come.

Didn't Li Yue'er get up yesterday morning and saw that her body came again, after changing Sophie, she took the hawker and began to get angry, knowing that the woman at this time was unreasonable, the hawker had to shrink into the bed and let him be beaten and scolded.

Finally, Li Yue'er was tired, let go of the vendor, got up and got out of bed, and the vendor heard the sound of opening the drawer, and then there was a crisp sound of loading, and his body shrank even rounder.

This is this girl's recent problem, and when she is angry, she copies her own small pistol and goes up the mountain to beat the birds, saying that the hawker's bird is still useful, and the birds on the mountain are annoying, and a few people are killed.

The peddler gently recited a sentence in the quilt Infinite Heaven is an innocent bird, and then went to sleep, isn't it who is sleepy in spring and lacking in autumn, brother is lacking, just in the past few days Li Yue'er has come to relatives, rest his body, and nourish his essence!

Li Yue'er pin the gun to her waist angrily, and the maid standing at the door saw her like this, pinched her fingers and counted the days, and then disappeared silently like an old turtle in the water.

Coming out of Niufu, Li Yue'er stopped driving, the road outside the city was not good, the car couldn't run, riding a white rabbit on Suzaku Street, passers-by dodged one after another.

At this time, a group of barbarians came in from outside the city, looking like they were dressed like they came from the grassland, since Tuli was annexed, the people of the Western Prairie were divided into three pieces, and they were happy to fight every day, Li Er promulgated a series of policies, pulling one to fight another, but it also weakened the combat effectiveness of these grassland people to a certain extent.

So now everyone on the entire grassland is in danger, even the grassland people on the hawker Fengzhou Mutual Market, now they don't dare to go home, always afraid of being killed by other tribes on the way, and finally under the leadership of the yellow paparazzi, they gritted their teeth and directly attached to the Tang Dynasty.

Li Yue'er didn't know where the group of grassland people in front of her came from, with a frosty face, Li Yue'er shouted from afar to let them get out of the way, and a group of people were still talking and laughing in the middle of the road.

When Li Yue'er rushed over, a half-shirtless man took a good posture and hugged the head of the white rabbit, saying that this horse has been pampered in the hawker's house for several years, and he couldn't break free from the man's enthusiastic embrace at all.

Li Yue'er jumped off the horse angrily, "A few of you are blind, and this princess's horse dares to stop you?" ”

Li Yue'er has always looked like a little girl because she has eaten the Immortal Pill, and when she saw that it was a girl from a few grasslands, she suddenly came to her senses, and excitedly laughed in half-baked Chinese, "Yo, it turned out to be a girl, or a princess, haha, didn't we come this time to ask for a kiss for the Great Khan, just right, I think this princess is good, so it's better to bring it back directly."

When several other people in the company heard this proposal, their eyes lit up with "Well, that's good"

Li Yue'er's face immediately turned cold, these people laughed at themselves, and they still thought about bringing themselves back to the grassland to give their Great Khan as their wives, which really ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall.

"What tribe are you from?"

An old man who looked like a leader walked out, "We are the subordinates of Zhenzhu Viga Khan"

"It turned out to be the barbarian of Yi Nan, no wonder"

"Bold, the name of my Great Khan is what you can call a girl's family casually?"

Li Yue'er pointed at the person who spoke with a horsewhip, "Get out, you don't have the right to intervene in this princess's speech, a little chief, this princess is not in her eyes"

The old man stopped his subordinates, "Princess, although my subordinates are a little rude, but the princess is so contemptuous of my family's Great Khan, I'm afraid it's inappropriate."

"Yo he, you old man is talking like that or something, I'm just talking like that, what's the matter with you" This girl has been used to by her master since she was a child, and when she returned to Chang'an, she was used to being used to Li Er and the hawkers, and she belonged to a sideways character in Chang'an, and now she was embarrassed by a few grassland people, and the small universe was about to explode.

"First of all, you have to apologize in front of us, and secondly, you have to compensate, I think your horse is good, of course, you can not choose either, just follow us, when we are the thirty-seventh concubine of the Great Khan, we have to be polite when we meet you in the future"

Li Yue'er was angry, "Then what if I don't choose it?"

The old man waved his hand, and the man holding the head of the white rabbit next to him made a lot of effort on his waist, "See, kill your horse first, let your emperor give marriage, I think it's just a princess, the emperor of the Han family must be very light."

"Okay, okay, it's just that this girl is angry today, if you dare to touch my horse's finger, I'll make you look good" As she spoke, she pulled the gun out of her waist, and she didn't believe that this group of people who had been armed in the post house outside the city could match the power of the pistol.

Several grassland people had never seen a pistol, thinking that Li Yue'er was just carrying a toy in his hand, and the man holding the white rabbit exerted his strength again, and the white rabbit screamed heartbreakingly.

"Bang..."A crisp gunshot, the white rabbit immediately jumped away, and then looked at a man who was extremely powerful just now, his head was already like a broken watermelon, red and white flew everywhere, fell to the ground with a bang, his body twitched a few times, and there was no sound.

For a while, the scene was the same as the examination room of the college entrance examination, silent, and a ticking sound broke the calm for a long time, Li Yue'er looked at it, frowned in disgust, and among the grassland people, a few of them were already scared and peed their pants.

Glancing at a few people with contempt, "Is there anything else to say now?" ”

The old man woke up from a brief loss of consciousness, no longer had the arrogance just now, and shouted in panic, "Monster, run"

ran away without a trace in an instant, Li Yue'er cut it, stuffed the gun back into her waist, and whistled, the white rabbit ran back from nowhere, Li Yue'er knew that she might be in trouble, and after turning over the horse, she patted the white rabbit's head "Go, go home" (to be continued.) )