Outside the complex, café.

The two of them did not go in to sit, but stood outside the door, looking in the direction of the community, with a look of anticipation, they couldn't wait to see Xu Yan, to be precise, they couldn't wait to get the pill from him.

The army is special, there is no place, stimulate potential, pretend to be forced to step on people to be in the limelight... As soon as they thought of these words, their hearts were hot, and their saliva was about to flow down, especially the big mouth, and they didn't know what they thought of, grinning silly there, an already big mouth, at this time it became more and more prominent, and one mouth took up half of the face.

Just when he was talking silly, Xiao Dashing suddenly stared, and when he saw Xu Yan walking out of the community, he couldn't help but remind excitedly, "He's here!" ”

"Where's the pretending pill?" The big mouth pretended to be a pill, and the head pretended to be in the limelight, and when he heard the chic words, he reflexively asked, and as soon as the words came out, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, smiled, and changed his words: "Oh, I'm asking where Xu Yan is." ”

Of course, this is nonsense, because when he asked, he had already seen Xu Yan coming, so without waiting for a dashing answer, he quickly greeted him and complained: "Why did you come down for so long, we have been waiting for you for a long time." ”

Ay!

Xu Yan sighed and said, "Don't mention it, I almost can't get out." ”

"What's going on?"

"What's the matter, it's not because of you, my mother heard that you were waiting for me outside, and she didn't let me come out, saying that you two IQs are hard injuries, and your quality is not very high, I'm afraid that I'll be with you and bring me bad..."

Big Mouth: "..."

Chic: "..."

The two were dumbfounded, stunned for a few seconds, and raised their middle fingers in unison. Retorted: "you, you're pretty much bad for us." ”

"How can Auntie be like this, how can words be said the other way around."

"That's it, we're going to take you bad, don't tease you, okay, do you still have room to continue to be bad. Auntie is really, she doesn't go out to inquire, and she treats you as a good baby. ”

"I finally understand now, why Uncle Xu is such a bright and wise soldier tough guy, there is such a despicable and shameless son as you, it turns out that the roots are here, and doting ruins your life!"

"Hey, such an unconditional doting mother of her children, why haven't I met it!"

The two of you, you say a word to me. Shaking his head and saying that his attitude towards Xu's mother who doted on Xu Yan excessively was called envy, jealousy and hatred.

", you guys." Seeing that the more the two of them talked, the more outrageous it became, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, scolded him, and pretended to say: "I'm about to break my mouth in vain, just to sneak out and give you pills, don't you say thank you." is still sarcastic here, no love. I'm back! ”

The big mouth quickly shut up, the two glanced at each other, took a step forward at the same time, opened their arms to make a hug, and said exaggeratedly: "Xu Yan, good brother." You're finally back, and you miss us to death. ”

"Get out!" Xu Yan stretched out his palms and pushed on the faces of the two, blocking the advancing figures of the two, and said in disgust: "Dead glass." Stay away from me, my sexual orientation is normal and I don't have the slightest interest in men. ”

"Beautiful you, do you agree that we don't want to!" The two of them lowered their arms, rolled their eyelids at the same time, and said in unison: "We are not interested in your sexual orientation at all, we are only interested in your pretending pills, what about the pills, have you brought them, hurry up and show us." ”

"Of course!" Xu Yan nodded, took out the porcelain bottle containing calcium tablets, and shook it in front of the two, when the eyes of the two were hot, shouting to grab it, Xu Yan suddenly put away the porcelain bottle, and said: "Look at your monkey anxious, the so-called wealth is not exposed, how can this kind of good thing be revealed outside, go, let's go to the café, talk while drinking coffee, I will tell you how to take the pill and the precautions." ”

At this time, the two of them were all focused on pretending to be forced pills, and they wanted to get pretending to be forced pills in the future, so they could pretend to be in the limelight in the future, where would there be the slightest opposition to Xu Yan's words, even if Xu Yan said at this time that he wanted to go to a five-star hotel for a big meal, the two gritted their teeth and agreed, let alone go to the café for a cup of coffee, so the two nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, go in and say, go in and say." ”

The two of them hugged Xu Yan, entered the café, and after ordering three cups of coffee, they couldn't wait to say, "Xu Yan, pretend... Can you show us the pill? ”

"Good refreshments at this café..."

Before Xu Yan finished speaking, he raised his mouth and shouted: "Waiter, come to a plate, no, come to two plates of dim sum..."

After ordering coffee and snacks, Xu Yan's posture was also sufficient, so he took out the porcelain bottle containing calcium tablets and carefully poured out one.

The two of them reached out at the same time, and finally the big mouth took a step forward, cherished and took the calcium tablets in his hand, looked at them over and over, and the more he looked at them, the more he looked at them, the more he looked like calcium tablets, and he couldn't help but be curious: "Xu Yan, this is what you said... Potential pills, how do they look so much like calcium tablets? ”

As soon as he heard this, Xu Yan couldn't help but look at the big mouth, when did this eyesight be so good, he actually guessed it at once, of course, he thought so in his heart, but he didn't admit it, but praised: "Good eyesight, there are also some calcium supplements in this pill." ”

"Calcium supplementation!"

"That's right, it is calcium supplementation, stimulating people's potential, exerting far more strength and strength than usual in an instant, doubling the load on the body and bones, in order to prevent injury to the bones, so there is naturally calcium supplementation."

"I see!" The two suddenly realized.

Seeing that Big Mouth was pinching the pill, he looked at it again and again, but he didn't give it to himself, so he couldn't help urging him, and under Big Mouth's unwilling expression, he took the pill over, looked at it casually, and said: "Such a valuable item, I think it can't be exposed to the air for a long time, so it's better to put it away." ”

As he spoke, he took out a bottle of chewing gum from his body, poured most of the box on the table, carefully wiped the inside of the bottle with a napkin, and put the calcium tablets into it with great care, and then - directly into his pocket, directly into his pocket, directly into his pocket...

"Hey, what are you doing?" The big mouth whispered, and by the time he reacted, it was too late, and he had already put the calcium tablets close to his body.

"Isn't there still Xu Yan over there, this one is mine, you ask him for it again." Chic haha, there is no intention to take it out, pretend to be a pill, it is better to put it on your body first.

The big mouth glared at him angrily, but there was nothing he could do, so he could only salivate and ask Xu Yan again, Xu Yan didn't refuse, anyway, this kind of calcium tablets, he has it at home, he feeds the dog on weekdays, and he is not stingy with this one, so he poured another one to the big mouth, afraid that the two of them would continue to ask and expose this matter, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Okay, the pills are also given to you, it's time to talk about the business!" ”

"What's the matter?" The big mouth played with the pretending pill and said absent-mindedly.

"Of course, it's about soaking school flowers, I'll be gone for three months, isn't that what I'm doing, I'll tell you, the potential pill is given to you, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge, you must help me soak her!" (To be continued.) )