Chapter 156: Confession 2 (Ask for Subscription)
"Of course."
When the two of them heard this, they hurriedly patted their chests and said: "Look at what you said, what is the relationship between us, don't mention what pills are not pills, cheesy, don't you give us potential pills, won't we help you?" Apparently impossible! ”
Seeing the righteous and awe-inspiring appearance of the two of them, they had completely forgotten their previous anger, the corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched slightly, his stomach was about to explode with laughter, but he pretended to say: "That's good!" ”
"Tell me, how are you going to let us help?" Xiao asked in a chic way, although his heart is on pretending to be a pill, but at least on the surface, he still has to care about it.
"I want you to help me get a romantic courtship scene." Xu Yan said.
"Romantic pursuit scenes, this is not needed." Big Mouth was skeptical.
"That's it, didn't you make a bet with the school girl, saying that as long as you can become a regular soldier within three months, she will be your girlfriend, now that you have become a soldier, just go and accept the gambling contract, what are you doing with all those bells and whistles, it's too wasteful." Chic also echoed it, and I also felt that it was unnecessary.
"It's because of this kind of thinking that you're still single dogs." Xu Yan hated that iron could not become a steel road, glanced at the two of them, met the angry eyes of the two, and continued: "Do you think a single gambling contract is enough, I tell you that this is far from enough, the gambling contract is just an opportunity and a beginning, if you want to completely embrace the beauty, the most important thing is to care about romance..."
"In these days in the army, I thought about it a lot, and found that what the book says, it still makes a lot of sense, women are emotional animals, and they are easily moved by rhetoric and romance, haven't you seen Christmas, Valentine's Day and other festivals, are the hotels outside overcrowded? Why. Isn't it because these two festivals are flowers and gifts, romantic..."
"Wait, when you confessed before, you also sent flowers, but you couldn't catch up with the colonel's flowers." Big Mouth interrupted his words and stabbed Xu Yan in the heart.
Xu Yan's eyelids rolled. Said: "How is this the same, the flowers I sent before, they were picked in the flower beds, they were too casual, and they gave people a feeling of not paying attention to them at a glance, which is why I am such a handsome and excellent person, but I have not chased the school flower." ”
Vomit!
The two vomited.
Xu Yan turned a blind eye and continued: "So this time. I decided to make a formal romantic confession, so that the school flower felt my sincerity and care, and then hugged the beauty in one fell swoop, wow! ”
Hearing Xu Yan say a lot, they haven't gotten to the point yet, and the two couldn't help urging: "Don't talk so much useless, just tell us what you're going to do, and let us help!" ”
"Okay!" Xu Yan is waiting for this sentence. When I heard them say this, I stopped going around in circles. Rubbing his hands, he said: "That, what about the way, I've already thought of it, just like in the TV series, rent two helicopters and sprinkle roses in mid-air." Make a rain of roses, absolutely spectacular, absolutely romantic..."
Rent a helicopter! Make the rose rain!
Hearing these two words, the two of them rolled their eyelids at the same time, and said angrily: "Can your imagination be richer?" Rent a helicopter to rain roses, and rent two at a time, do you think you don't need money, do you have that much money? ”
Xu Yan rubbed his hands shyly, admitted very calmly that he didn't, and then stared at the two of them with blank eyes, and said, "Isn't there still you!" ”
The two were dumbfounded, and now they realized that they had said a lot of things together with Xu Yan, they were waiting for them here, and the purpose was to get them to pay.
If it's one and a half stars, they will come out, but if it rains roses in a helicopter, although the two don't know the specific price, they know that the price is very high, and it must be worth a lot of money, where can they get so much money.
Therefore, the two glanced at each other and got up with a tacit understanding, "That, you have been on the train for a day, and you have just returned home, you must be tired, go back to wash and sleep early, we won't bother." ”
Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, Xu Yan stood up and shouted: "You stand for me, treat me as a good brother in vain, come back from the army, and bring you such important good things; As for you, I'm just asking you to do a small favor, and you won't agree, it's too unrighteous! ”
"Is this a small favor, so much money, we can't get it out if we sell it!" Big Mouth spreads his hands.
"You don't have to sell you, you can get it." Xu Yan stabilized the two of them and said to Big Mouth: "Just say Big Mouth, you just need to open your mouth with your father, three thousand five thousand, he will definitely give it to you." ”
"Don't be funny, it's still 35,000, I asked for 2,000 last time, but my dad didn't give it to me." Big Mouth pouted.
"That's because your method is wrong, and asking for money is also strategic." Xu Yan pursed his lips and began to give him advice: "When you look back and see that there are only you and your father, tell him that when your mother was driving, she found a long hair in the passenger seat, and asked if you knew what was going on, and you said that you told your mother that it was your female classmate who took a hitchhiker, and then accidentally left it, and then asked your father for money, I don't believe he will not give it, let alone 35,000, even if it is 120,000, he will give it to you." ”
Hearing this, Dazui's heart moved, and he wrote down this method, but said: "Since this method is so good, why don't you ask your father for money?" ”
"My dad is different from your dad, just as serious as my dad, do you think it's useful for me to say this, I'm afraid that the money won't arrive at that time, but I will have to be beaten fat... Don't talk so much, just say whether you can help or not. ”
After some negotiations, the two sides finally reached an agreement, the rose rain is still there, but in order to save costs, the helicopter was canceled and became fully manual.
After the three of them finalized the plan, they dispersed and prepared.
Out of the café, Xu Yan saw that Big Mouth was touching his pocket, with a look of excitement and excitement, afraid that he would really treat calcium tablets as potential pills and cause trouble, so he couldn't help but remind: "Big mouth, that stupid... That potential pill, you don't treat it as a calcium pill, just eat it casually, although it can stimulate the potential, but the sequelae are also not small, after stimulating the potential, at least lie in bed for a week, more than a month can not recover the vitality, until you have to do it, don't take it, remember! ”
"Okay, I got it!" Big Mouth nodded, and the three of them said goodbye and went to prepare.
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The next afternoon, the day when students return to school.
Xu Yan and the three of them came to the school with the prepared things and high spirits, wanting to make a huge pursuit scene and cause a sensation in the whole school!
PS: The second chapter is here, it's still today, the critical moment has arrived, hehe! (To be continued.) )