Lao Huang took the cup and touched it with the vendor, "To be honest, Dabao, you kid, I like you more and more!" “

This thing stretched out his head and looked at Lao Huang, "What's wrong, am I very smart?" “

"No, it's you stupid people who have stupid blessings, I really didn't expect you to be able to open up the situation like this in the Tang Dynasty, a toast to this!"

"!" At that time, the hawker was drunk, and after thinking about it, Lao Huang didn't seem to be a good thing, but what about him, just like Lao Huang said that stupid people have stupid blessings, and the old sow arched Artemisia with a stingy face!

In the end, the peddler also relied on the drunken strength to ask Lao Huang, "Lao Huang, what kind of fairy are you?" But all the gods I know don't seem to have your number, at least they don't go to the widow at once. Bed's! ”

Lao Huang was not angry, and smiled mysteriously, "You still don't want to know this, just when I am Huang Daxian who can accompany you to drink beer and eat the night market, life, why do you have to understand so clearly, remember that it is rare to be confused!" ”

"It's rare to be confused, Lao Huang, I found that you speak so reasonably, you are worthy of being a fairy, come and drink another one!"

Lao Huang took a sip of beer and shook his head and looked at the goods, "Dabao, let's read more books in the future, I'm really afraid that you will get away with it, that sentence just now was said by Zheng Banqiao!" ”

"It doesn't matter what kind of bridge it is, the boat will naturally be straight when it reaches the bridge, and the gods will be straight when they see the beauty!"

In the morning, the hawker and Lao Huang slept in the living room, someone knocked on the door downstairs, this goods once again took Lao Huang's feet stretched out to his face, walked to the balcony and looked down, it turned out to be Xiao Zhang, who built a house, "You wait for me, I'll open the door for you!" ”

Walking past Lao Huang, he kicked twice on his ass and called him up, Lao Huang snorted and chirped and stared at the toilet and went to the toilet, and the vendor went downstairs to open the door for Xiao Zhang, "Dude, why did you come so early?" “

Xiao Zhang didn't speak, first put a cigarette on the vendor, "It's not that the house has been fully completed, I'll send you the key as soon as possible!" ”

"So fast! Come on, show me how you decorate it! "I shouted in the corridor that Lao Huang also came down to watch, Lao Huang was wearing big pants and was shirtless, dragging flip-flops on his feet and came down!

Xiao Zhang took the two of them to the small villa in the courtyard, and the hawker noticed that the villa had been turned into a local tyrant gold, which he did for his own bad taste, of course, the more important emperors don't all advocate yellow color, maybe Old Man Li will be good at this!

After Lao Huang went downstairs, he patted the vendor, "What are you doing, go in!" ”

Xiao Zhang hurriedly led the vendor to the door, and instead of opening the door, he took out a tablet first, "Mr. Niu, let's set a password first!" "'The peddler found out that the door lock still needs a password, this is too careful, who dares to break into the emperor's bedroom! But since they asked for it, the hawker had to operate step by step according to Xiao Zhang's request!

After the end of the hawker heart of a burst of envy, the house is so good, are reluctant to give away, not to mention how the interior decoration, just a door lock, their home is still hanging three rings, this is good, password, fingerprint plus face recognition, this Nima is three defense! The three rings are more than the three defenses....

When they were ready to enter the house, the vendor quickly put out the cigarette, because at a glance he saw the carpet on the floor, which took his own small million to decorate, in case of a cigarette butt not distressed to death, take off the shoes before entering the door, rub the feet of each other, and then carefully go in to visit!

With Xiao Zhang's introduction one by one, one by one, the vendor's saliva flowed more and more, and at the end of the introduction, Xiao Zhang handed over the key to him, and this product had not yet come out of the dream! Even later, after the car seller sent his modified car, the hawker just swept it lightly, a "palace", how can it be compared with the dormitory?

After everyone else had evacuated, the vendor connected the water and electricity in the dormitory, and when it was all turned on, the whole house suddenly lit up with fantastic colors!

The hawker and Lao Huang each have a can of beer, leaning on the terrace on the third and a half floors, while looking forward to finding three or five hot girls on a moonlit and starry night, opening a small party upstairs, only talking about Fengyue and nothing else, when the sex is strong, go downstairs to take a shower, and then the big bed downstairs is the final destination of the night.

In the face of temptation, it is inevitable that there will be two sides in human nature, and now the hawker and Lao Huang are the two opposites of human nature, in human terms, one is a bad villain, and the other is a good villain!

The bad villain Niu Dabao said, "Lao Huang, why don't we hack this house, and don't prepare anything for Lao Li?" ”

The good villain is naturally a fairy Lao Huang nodded his head like a sewing machine, "Okay, good!" ”

"Uh..."The peddler also knew that what Lao Huang said was unreliable, and threw the beer bottle out in frustration, forget it, in order to prevent himself and Lao Huang from doing something hurtful because of their red eyes, they took advantage of the dark night to transfer all these things!

Zhu Laoba on the Chang'an side has built a large flower bed on Zhuque Street according to the requirements of the hawkers, with a cement base in the middle, and directly put the statue of Li Yuan on it, of course, in order to keep the mysterious statue itself wrapped in red cloth, and specially explained that Zhu Laoba used the fence to surround it again, took two good cigarettes and asked Cheng Yanjin to arrange a few soldiers to be on duty day and night, and he must not leak the news!

The residents of Chang'an expressed dissatisfaction with this roadblock, and they all guessed what it was, even Li Er asked the hawker, this goods were not revealed, the only thing to tell was Li Yue'er, which she took a kiss in exchange, for which the girl finally paid the real first kiss, the hawker kissed her mouth while she was not paying attention, of course, Li Yue'er also kicked his waist while the hawker was not paying attention!

The rest of the time, in order to cope with the upcoming Li Yuan exam, the hawker fidgeted for a few days, and Lao Yuan also asked if this product was hemorrhoids, and the hawker threw a slipper to let him go!

In his spare time, the hawker began to think about his life, since he was a child, he has never treated a thing so formally, even when he dropped out of school, he also walked very indifferently, although he knew that there would never be a friend who would force our hand to press the female classmate's chest in the future!

But this is the first time I've done such a big thing, and I've been hovering in my head for a few days of sleeping! I don't know which of the two plans is more suitable for Li Yuan, what if he is not satisfied with the two plans? A man-made rebel with a door?

This estimate is not good, the world has just settled down, and people are determined, not to mention that they are not willing to rebel with themselves, even if there is, can we play Li Shimin with our IQ? In the end, maybe he was escorted to Chang'an and abandoned the city!

was entangled like this, Li Yue'er could also see the hawker's nervousness, and took advantage of no one's time to hold the hawker's hand to comfort the goods, and the hawker wanted to go on like this forever, and finally came the news of Li Er, and the school entrance examination will start tomorrow morning!