Section 164 Examination I.
In the ninth year of Tang Wude, the first day of August, the weather, this seems to be a sunny day, history has not recorded, after a three-day break at the end of the month, His Majesty the Founding Emperor Li Yuan came to the Xuanzheng Hall early in the morning, today is the day of the chief of the cow from Dongsheng Shenzhou!
Recently, in the past two months, this foreign short-haired road has been mixed in Chang'an, and whether it can continue to be mixed in the future depends on the results of today's examination!
Dongfang Ma Ma Liang time, Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng and others have already eaten a good meal [instant noodles], with this thing, as long as the kettle is hot, it is a meal, it is indeed a blessing for people who are in a hurry!
However, the meal that a few people had just eaten was almost digested, and a group of people were in a hurry in the courtyard, and Li Er and Wang Lao Dao asked anxiously on the walkie-talkie, "Where did Niu Dabao die?" “
Lao Yuan couldn't stop complaining, he knew that he didn't let his uncle go home yesterday, what did he say that today was a big day, go back and get good-looking clothes, now it's okay, now it's almost to the court, this hasn't seen anyone yet, and the baby is in a hurry! Knock on the back of your hand while spinning in circles!
The peddler had already gotten up at this time, and yesterday he went home to find out the suit he had bought before for marriage, and he was standing in front of the mirror with Lao Huang to dress up!
Looking at the somewhat handsome face in the mirror, he asked Lao Huang, "Lao Huang, am I okay wearing this?" “
Lao Huang took a bottle of gel water and sprayed it on the vendor's head, "It's okay, Taoism pays attention to nature, don't you see that I am also a big pants flip-flop all day long, you say that you mortals still pay so much attention to what are you doing, don't you find guilt yourself?" After speaking, the short hair comb on the hawker's head was erected, and the spirit was doubled!
The peddler straightened his tie again, swiped his hands up his cheeks, looked at the image in the mirror, resembling Wang Jing's duck king, sighed twice, turned his face and looked at Lao Huang, "Okay, that's it, come to Lao Huang Givemefive!\"
"Smack!" The two of them slapped their palms, and Lao Huang held the peddler's shoulder, "Dabao, I can't help with the things over there, it's all up to you, don't lose the face of my Daomen, always remember that there is a fairy standing behind you!" After saying that, pat the hawker on the back!
The peddler pursed his lips and nodded, "Don't worry, we will never drop the chain, I'm leaving!" After speaking, he turned his head and drove downstairs and drove away, Qingyangguan here, Yuan Tiangang and others had already stepped on the yard, and finally two rays of light pierced the sky in the morning light!
Lao Yuan hurriedly greeted him, "Uncle Shi, you are finally here!" ”
The vendor didn't get out of the car, and said through the glass, "Wait, get in the car!" ”
After a group of people got into the car, they closed the door with a bang, and the van roared all the way, killing Daming Palace with the morning fog! After arriving, the guards guarding the door did not stop them, and hurriedly led the way straight to the Xuanzheng Palace!
Huang Men, who was on duty at the entrance of the hall, saw the hawker and shouted inside, "The cow road has arrived!" ”
In the Xuanzheng Palace, the dozing monarchs and ministers who knew the topic of today's conference suddenly came to their senses, and Li Yuan, who was sitting on the top seat, was excited, and shook his dragon robe, "Xuan!" ”
After hearing the movement, the vendor sorted out his clothes again, took a deep breath, and secretly cheered himself up, "Remember, there is a fairy standing behind you!" Then he strode into the Xuanzheng Hall with his head held high!
By the bright candlelight in the hall, I was stunned when I saw the peddler's dressed monarchs, curious, so weird, but it seemed to have an indescribable sense of beauty!
Although there are a lot of things to say and want to ask, but out of awe of the royal majesty, everyone is holding back in their hearts, the hawker Shi Shiran walked to the steps of Li Yuan's dragon case, and suddenly found a question, how to salute wearing this body?
Submissively? Square peg! Kneeling down on one knee, he didn't propose, and besides, he looked at the bearded old man Li, he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, so forget it, save yourself from losing your appetite for a while!
In the end, I really couldn't think of it, the peddler simply stood upright, and saluted a non-standard military salute, "Report to Your Majesty, Dongsheng Shenzhou Taoist Niu Dabao has arrived, I wish Your Majesty Jin'an a thousand blessings!" ”
"Poof!" The ministers present really couldn't hold back this time, they were all amused by the hawker's nondescript salute, even Li Yuan, who was sitting in front of the dragon case, stuck his head on the table, and he had seen the military formation salute improvised, but he had never seen the hawker salute like this!
The reason why it is not said that the hawker's etiquette is improvised, because as the founding monarch, Li Yuan actually saw that there was a kind of momentum in the hawker's action, although it was different from all the etiquette methods of the Tang Dynasty, but it could also bring a kind of respect to people!
After figuring it out, Li Yuan didn't pursue it too much in this regard, and waved his hand to signal the vendor, indicating that your etiquette has been received! The peddler saw Li Yuan waving his hand, and quickly put his arm down, to be honest, wearing a suit and saluting his arm is really uncomfortable!
After the baptism of the hawker's ceremony, the atmosphere in the Xuanzheng Hall was also much more harmonious, and the ministers below were whispering, as for the vendors who were discussing, they didn't have to think about it to know that it had something to do with themselves!
Li Yuan also touched his beard and organized his language for a while, and when he felt almost it, he coughed twice, "Okay, everyone is quiet, Niu Dabao, I invited you to meet you today, what is the so-called matter, I don't think I want to repeat it, I don't know the four things of food, clothing, housing and transportation, how did you solve it?" ”
Hearing Li Yuan start to talk about business, the ministers stopped whispering, and the peddler also cleared his throat, "Back to Your Majesty, the five things that Your Majesty explained to the poor Dao, the poor Dao has been resolved, as for whether it is in line with Your Majesty's wishes, please ask Your Majesty to decide!" ”
"Hmm, it seems that Erlang really didn't see the wrong person, that Niu Dao chief, please present his solutions one by one, and Zhong Aiqing will also help me make a reference together, how about it?"
Including the hawkers, they nodded together, "I'll save it!" ”
Li Yuan nodded: "Then let's start!" ”
The peddler changed his hand this time, but he turned to Li Er, "Trouble the prince, how about calling the princess to the palace?" ”
Li Er pulled a eunuch under Li Yuan's puzzled gaze and whispered for a while, the eunuch trotted out of the palace gate all the way, and after a while, there was a shout outside, "The crown princess is here!" ”
Then the light and shadow at the entrance of the hall turned from light to dark, and the hawker saw the eldest grandson walking into the Xuanzheng Hall in a palace costume quite imposingly, followed by a group of eunuchs, carrying things and carrying sacks, and the whole hall door was blocked tightly, and the morning light penetrated into the formation of sharp swords!
When the eldest grandson walked to a position parallel to the hawker and greeted Li Yuan, the hawker looked at the eldest grandson's face, "Damn!" The hawker was almost scared to death, and he fell down with a back, and Li Xiaogong beside him hurriedly helped him, "Niu Daochang didn't eat in the morning?" ”
The peddler's head fluttered, "No! Then approached Li Xiaogong's ear and asked, "Lord Wang, are the Tang Dynasty women dressed like this on important occasions?" ”
Li Xiaogong also looked at the eldest grandson's face, the bun was high, and a big red palace flower on the top of the forehead covered the entire bun, of course, this is not the most important, the most important thing is that the eldest grandson's whole face is now like a putty, white and scary, and the cheeks are deliberately painted two circles of plateau red, the most strange thing is that the eyebrows are completely gone, replaced by two black spots the size of melon seeds, and the lips are only two points of red in the middle!
After reading it, Li Xiaogong said to himself, "The crown princess is really radiant today, and she is beautiful!" ”
The hawker's eyes were like donkey eggs, and he didn't understand the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty people at all, and the outfit of the eldest grandson reminded the hawker of a professional ----- geisha in Japan! At the same time, I also thought of another question, why can foreign people remain unchanged for thousands of years after learning the Han and Tang cultures, but I do not have an authentic Chinese heritage?
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