Chapter 62: Open Defecation

After Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang finished today's main task, it was much easier, and the rest was just some things to do in the mountains and rivers. So the two of them were now riding on their horses, playing their farts and walking to the north of the city.

"Tianyu, I didn't expect you to pretend to be quite similar today. Especially the two names you think, what Xie Wendong and Chen Haonan. How did you come up with these two names? ”

"Uh, Youliang, it's good to pretend to be stupid, I'm still not used to you using a word. Because a word is usually not a fool. However, my performance just now should be described in four words: wise and foolish. ”

"Yes, yes, not pretending, wise as foolish, wise as foolish!"

"As for the two names, their owners will cause a stir in the Tao in the future, just like the names of you and me. Maybe it won't cause a sensation for a while, but thousands of years later, it will definitely resound on the road. Trust me, because these two names have been used by you and me temporarily, nothing more. ”

"Oh." Although Chen Youliang knew why Li Tianyu disguised the two of them under other names, he was very disdainful of Li Tianyu's explanation just now. He replied with an "oh", but he didn't seem to believe it at all.

The two of them were about to walk out of the hillside path leading to the Black Wind Village when they heard the sound of horses' hooves coming from the tree-lined road at the end of the trail. It sounded like three people, but the two didn't care much, after all, this road was not only allowed to go by themselves. So the two continued to walk forward, and when they heard the sound of the horse's hooves getting closer and closer to him, Li Tianyu became concerned. Could it be that this person went to Black Wind Village?

"Youliang, do you have this sound of horses' hooves?"

"Hear me, what's wrong, Tianyu?" Chen Youliang replied with a look of concern for me.

Li Tianyu was completely defeated when he heard it, how could this Chen Youliang be sometimes smart and sometimes stupid? Is Lao Tzu so boring, just asking you if you heard that voice, it must be meaningful to ask you like this. "Did you hear the sound of the horse's hooves getting closer and closer to us?" Li Tianyu then asked patiently.

"Hear that, what's going on, Tianyu? Is there anything strange about it? Chen Youliang asked curiously.

"Youliang, you said that the sound of horses' hooves was near. Doesn't that mean that the people on horseback may have come to us? ”

"So what?" Chen Youliang still didn't understand what Li Tianyu wanted to express for a while, could it be that this road was built by your family, and if you can walk, no one else can walk?

"And where do you think they are going if they come this way to us?" Li Tianyu resisted the urge to beat Chen Youliang violently, gritted his teeth and said.

"Needless to say, of course it's Black Wind Village!"

Bananas, the answer is so fast, accurate, loud. But you don't understand what your sister means? "Youliang, when we went to Heifeng Village before, do you remember what Zhao Tianba told us that their owner forbade outsiders to enter Heifeng Village. And their village owner also developed their usual freedom, the most important point is that do you remember Zhao Tianba told us that their village owner went out today. Li Tianyu really couldn't stand Chen Youliang's appearance that was not only relaxed physically and mentally, but also relaxed in his head, so he went crazy in a row.

After thinking for a while, Chen Youliang's face suddenly changed and said, "Tianyu, you mean ......?"

"Yes, exactly. It is very likely that these horseback riders are the owners of Heifeng Village, and they have returned to the village. In a moment, you and I will meet him. ”

"Tianyu, how is this good?"

"There's no hurry, we're almost at the intersection now. Now let's get off our horses and walk into the grass next to us. With that, Li Tianyu began to dismount.

"Tianyu, why is this?" Chen Youliang followed and dismounted, and asked puzzled.

"This is close to the intersection, and you and I will turn our backs to this path in a moment." Li Tianyu explained to Chen Youliang as he walked to the grass inside.

At this time, Zhao Tianba, who was standing on the top of the hillside, was very puzzled when he saw such a strange scene. Since he stood there to see his brother Xie and Brother Chen, he found that his owner had already returned home, so he had been sweating tightly for Brother Xie and Brother Chen from that moment on. He didn't want today's events to be known to his own owner. If you really wear a goof, you can't be sure what will happen. So he has been secretly praying in his heart, hoping that his village owner will not care too much about the two, but just treat the two as ordinary people who come out to play or tourists who go the wrong way. Seeing that the two suddenly stopped and dismounted and wanted to walk through the grass next to them, Zhao Tianba was stunned. Based on the feeling he had spent with Brother Xie and Brother Chen for a short time today, he thought that such a smart two would never do these things for no reason. Rao can think like this, but he just can't guess why Brother Xie and Brother Chen did this.

"Untie your hands?" Chen Youliang was almost thundered by Li Tianyu after hearing Li Tianyu's "untie" son. Could it be that Tianyu was so frightened by the situation in front of him that he was and urinated?

"Yes, that's right, it's closer to the junction. If you and I can break up here, it makes sense. ”

"Does it make sense to get rid of it here?" Chen Youliang still didn't quite understand why Li Tianyu said this, but after a while, Chen Youliang immediately thought of the reason. "Ah, I see, Tianyu. You want you and me to pretend to be tourists, and then when you come to this intersection and need to be relieved, so you run here to relieve yourself, because there are trees planted on both sides of the road, so that you and I will not be discovered by the people on the road. Yes and no? ”

"You know too much, Youliang. I'm getting a lot closer to the sound of horses' hooves, so I'm probably going to be at the intersection soon, so I'm going to get ready. After that, Li Tianyu really unbuttoned his clothes and pants, and took out his magic weapon to really shush.

After Chen Youliang saw it, he didn't say a word and did it. The two of them really did such an elegant thing in this pristine natural environment.

"I'll go! So yellow! It seems that Lao Tzu is a little angry! Wow! Youliang, yours is too exquisite! ”

“……”

"Hahahaha, I see, I didn't expect it, it seems that Brother Xie and Brother Chen are quite anxious. Pretend to be a tourist to pee, and you two can think of it. Zhao Tianba, who was on the top of the hillside in the distance, suddenly laughed from ear to ear when he saw this scene. Because he knew that Brother Xie and Brother Chen should be able to avoid this catastrophe, but more importantly, he didn't expect the two of them to be so interesting, and they could even think of this way.

"Look, owner! There are two horses here! I saw a flattering little brother-looking person say this to the so-called owner of the village.

After hearing this voice coming from behind them, Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang didn't need to look back to know that it was indeed the owners of Black Wind Village who had come over.

"Oh, the owner of the village, you see that there are still two people there who are unraveling!" Another younger brother saw Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang who were shushing not far from Li Tianyu, so he said to the owner of the village as if he was grabbing merit.

"Well, it seems that the owners of these two horses should be those two people, right. Looking at the back of them, it is estimated that there are two poor scholars, and these scholars have good manners and love face, and this road is not that they can't be Lazar, so they have to run here for face. It's no wonder that Lao Tzu sometimes asked about the smell when he came from here sometimes, and it turned out that his mother often had these scholars come here to shit and pee! When I got back, I had to find someone to put up a sign here that said, 'Scholars and dogs are prohibited from defecating in the open here'. Although the owner of the village said it to his two younger brothers, when it came to the end, it seemed that he deliberately said it to Li Tianyu and the others, who were relieving their hands.

"The owner of the village analyzed it very much, and he admired it slightly. Black Wind Village can have such a smart village owner as the owner of the village, it is really a blessing from the third generation of our brothers. ”

"Hahahaha, the master of the village is martial and wise!"

After hearing the sound of horses' hooves behind him, he walked behind him and walked towards the Black Wind Village, Li Tianyu happened to have already done it. So Li Tianyu packed up his clothes and pants, and then turned his head and looked at the man on horseback. As a result, Li Tianyu only saw the three backs from a distance, and he didn't see what the so-called owner of the Black Wind Village looked like. Chen Youliang knew that it was safe after Li Tianyu finished work, so he also called it a day for himself.

"Tianyu, did you see the owner of the Black Wind Village just now? Anyway, that kid is the leader of the enemy in a few days. ”

"Nope. Although I didn't see it, I knew that this so-called owner of the village was a 2B, oh, I mean this owner of the village was a stupid person, and he was very arrogant. ”

"Oh, Tianyu didn't even see him, why are you so sure he's a fool?"

"Because you and I are here to solve this thing, there are a lot of flaws, oh, a lot of flaws. If you think about it, they also came from the main road, but they didn't see you and me on the main road, and only found you and me after they arrived here, which means that you and I have already come here. And what he saw was that you and I were untying our hands here, how long did you say it would take to untie your hands? Therefore, if you don't think about it, you and I will not be suspected, and if you think about it carefully, you and I will definitely be suspected. Even after we were suspected by him, I had already figured out what reason to explain, but he still couldn't give me this chance after all. You say he's not two? I saw Li Tianyu explaining to Chen Youliang while walking towards his BMW, and then the two of them each rode their own BMWs and continued to walk towards the north of the city.

"By what you say, it is true! By the way, Tianyu, did you hear what he said just now? ”

"What's that?"

"Scholars and dogs are forbidden to defecate in the open here!"

This sentence proves that he is not only stupid, but also arrogant.

"That's what I think, Tianyu. This scholar should be talking about you, you see that your white shirt looks so elegant, so humble and gentleman! ”

"No, I think the scholar he said should be Youliang you. If we don't wait a few days, let's lead the Tianyu Alliance to set this Black Wind Village on level, let's ask him again. ”

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