"Youliang, let me ask you a question, right? I want to help you test your IQ and EQ. ”

"Tianyu said it." Although he doesn't know much about what "IQ" and "EQ" are, Chen Youliang couldn't refuse after hearing the word "test".

"Let's start with the IQ test. You say a pound of stone or a pound of cotton, which of the two is heavier? ”

"Of course it's a stone!"

"Wrong! Just as heavy! ”

"Isn't it? How can it be the same weight? Cotton is much lighter than stone. ”

"Because cotton and stone weigh a pound."

“……”

"The next question is to test your emotional intelligence. If your rival and enemy fall into the water at the same time, and they can't swim, do you choose to go to the green house or the restaurant? ”

"This, this, can I choose both?"

"Yes. But which do you choose first? ”

"Let's choose to visit the Qinglou first."

In this way, the two of them farted and walked towards the thin West Lake in Li Tianyu's mouth. This June day is like a doll's face, especially in this southern city. When the two of them came out of the headquarters of the Tianyu Alliance at noon, the weather was still relatively clear, but now it was a bit of a feeling of "black clouds crushing the city and wanting to destroy it".

"Tianyu, do you think it will rain after a while?"

"Looks like it's a sign. But I don't think it would be too big if I did. "Since ancient times, there has been a lot of drizzle in the south of the Yangtze River, and the ancient town of the water town plus an ancient bridge is accompanied by a lingering drizzle, and then a classical and soft Jiangnan woman in a dream holds an oil-paper umbrella and walks on this ancient bridge with affection. It's noisy, isn't this a scene that Lao Tzu often thinks of in his dreams in later generations? Looking at the few dark clouds in the sky today, it must not be much bigger, and it is estimated that it is not as passionate as Lao Tzu's peeing. Li Tianyu thought that it was relatively elegant and beautiful at first, but in the end, it suddenly became vulgar.

"yes, it's fine if it rains a little. It hasn't rained since June. It's also time for a rain to moisten everything. ”

"Good rain knows the season, when summer happens. Dive into the night with the wind, moisturize things without sound! It's so wet, it's so wet. It's much wetter than rain. ”

"Wonderful, Tianyu is worthy of being talented in poetry and songs, and he is peerless, and he is not inferior to Cao Zhi who became a poet in seven steps, and I am afraid that I am also the first person in the world in my Tang Dynasty. At this point, Youliang had to admire Tianyu. But what You Liang couldn't figure out was why Tianyukong had such a good talent, but he never planned to take the top exam and come back to play? ”

"Youliang, I've told you so many times. I am indifferent by nature, and I have always regarded fame and fortune as floating clouds. Besides, it's so boring to be a champion, it's not much more interesting to be with our brothers in the Tianyu League. Besides, poetry and poetry are for us to cultivate sentiments, oh, that is, self-cultivation, not for us to exchange them for fame and fortune. In that case, it would be an insult to itself. "Champion in the exam? Bah, Lao Tzu's later education is already a college student, and now he is letting Lao Tzu go to school, that doesn't mean that Lao Tzu has been mixed up for a long time and then mixed back, Lao Tzu came here to experience a life that he had not experienced before. Besides, you think that if you shave your beard and write a poem, you want to take the top prize, save it, Lao Tzu should do a good job as the leader of the Tianyu League, a promising career.

"Tianyu is really a master, it is indeed not something that ordinary people like us dare to speculate about." Although Chen Youliang said this, his eyes bloomed with an incomparably best light.

Leisure plus meditation plus leisurely and two BMWs, that feeling is indeed called a beauty. In his later life, he would be guilty of a death penalty for traveling and just taking a fucking car, not to mention queuing up to buy tickets in the summer, crowding tours, and taking pictures. It's noisy, and before you take a few looks, there are people behind you rushing to walk forward, and you can't avoid a lot of background characters when taking photos. The whole process is the same as fighting a war, you go to sleep when you get in the car, pee when you get off the bus, and take pictures when you get there. The future generations of travel have become a model, or now, the traffic is inconvenient, the flow of foreign population is small, and the natural destruction and artificial destruction of scenic spots are even rarer. Although there is a little less sense of age, Lao Tzu has come from the 21st century, and what he sees is much more natural and perfect than what he saw in later generations.

Slender West Lake, located in the northwest of Yangzhou City, has been a tourist attraction in the south of the Yangtze River since ancient times. The total area of Slender West Lake in later generations is 103.7 hectares, of which the water surface area is 49.9 hectares, it is the core part of the national key scenic spot Shugang - Slender West Lake Scenic Area, the lake road with slender twists and turns, string with the long causeway spring willow, four bridges of smoke and rain, Xu Garden, Xiaojin Mountain, Futai, Wuting Bridge, White Pagoda, Twenty-four Bridges, Linglong Flower World, Xichun Terrace, Wangchun Tower, Yinyue Tea House, Lakeside Promenade, Stone Wall Liuzhu, Shizuka Book House and other scenic spots on both sides of the strait, just like a natural and beautiful Chinese painting scroll. The surface of the lake twists and turns, stretching beautifully, like the belt of a goddess, charming and moving. (Audience: Is this a word cheating?) Liang: Definitely not, as I said before, this is an encyclopedia, entertaining and increasing knowledge for everyone, and it has been carefully repaired and will not be rejected by the context. Except for our bracketed complaints, which are considered to be fraudulent word counts, the others are not. The Slender West Lake Garden has both beautiful natural scenery and rich history and culture, four seasons and eight festivals, the wind and the moon and the sunset, so that the Slender West Lake is transformed into infinite wonders. The scenic spots of Slender West Lake have been built by many dynasties and become particularly charming and colorful. Especially when the early summer in the south of the Yangtze River comes, stroll along with the slender West Lake, but see a few steps and a willow, like the green mist like the soft and moving, coupled with camellia, pomegranate, rhododendron, peach and other charming flowers and trees accompanied, more comfortable and elegant, slender and colorful, all kinds of poetry and painting are fully presented.

After coming to this legendary Slender West Lake, not only Li Tianyu, but even Chen Youliang was taken aback, the scenery of Slender West Lake in June looked indeed poetic and picturesque. This Slender West Lake is not small, and Chen Youliang has not made a special trip here before, so the interest of the two is very high. Fortunately, the tourism industry has not come out this year, and there is no need for Lao Tzu to buy tickets, which is of the same nature as the People's Park in later generations. But then again, bananas, when Lao Tzu came out today, he took a silver ticket of 1,000 taels! One thousand taels! All fucking fed dogs!

"Youliang, it seems that there are a lot of beautiful people who came to visit Slender West Lake today. After a while, if you have a crush on a beautiful woman or talent, I will help you decide. Keep one of your poems and you'll be able to catch them. ”

"The beauty is okay, what use do I want that talent?"

"Oh, Sarui, I thought you were good at this."

“……”

After the two dismounted, they strolled towards the inner scenic spot of Slender West Lake. Looking at the weather, there are signs of sunshine again. It seems that God came to visit them in order to cooperate with them. The two of them, one is the son of the Jiangsu Provincial Government, and the other is the son of the Municipal Government of Yangzhou City, the capital of Jiangsu Province, and they are so handsome and elegant. So along the way, he naturally won the attention of a lot of young ladies and gentlemen. The difference is that the eyes from the sons are all jealous, while the young ladies are all admiration. It's a pity that Li Tianyu's Zhenguan out-of-print DIY Yao fan has been given to Feng Mengyao, otherwise now that Li Tianyu is behind this non-mainstream fan, he will definitely fascinate the ladies to jump into the lake collectively.

The two walked along the covered bridge to look at the surrounding scenery and beautiful women. It seems that this Slender West Lake is indeed a holy place for love, and I see that there is an endless stream of talented people and young ladies, some are singles, some are in pairs, and even 1VN is available. When the two of them reached a pavilion in the middle of the covered bridge, they stopped. The scenery of Slender West Lake Li Tianyu has occasionally enjoyed from the pictures on TV and books, and has also seen this kind of covered bridge built close to the water surface, and the pavilion in the middle of the general covered bridge is for people to stop and rest for sightseeing, of course, mainly for sightseeing. So that's why a lot of the pictures in the book are taken the same way, because they were taken from that better angle. At this time, there are indeed a lot of talented people and young ladies standing here, but the talented people are standing on the south side of the pavilion, and the young ladies are standing on the north side. The ladies standing on the north side of the pavilion looked at the group of talented people on the other side from time to time, and then talked to the sisters around them, laughed a few times, and beat their sisters a few times. The talented men who stood on the south side seemed to be reciting poetry, shaking their heads and shaking their fans in a coquettish manner, and when they heard the silver bell-like laughter of the ladies on the other side, they turned their heads and pretended to see what was going on, and then turned back very uprightly to play their elegant games. This scene is not so much about enjoying the lake and flowers as it is about a group blind date.

"Youliang, I think today's Slender West Lake is not only beautiful, but what happened is even more wonderful."

"Oh? Tianyu said...... "Because Chen Youliang rarely comes here, and he is not like Li Tianyu, a 21st century grandchild-heavy figure. So he didn't find anything wonderful. It wasn't until he saw the corners of Li Tianyu's eyes and mouth skimming towards the place of the group of talented people and young ladies that Chen Youliang realized, and then smiled awkwardly.

"So Youliang, you now know why I don't want to be one of those merry jackals, ah no, merry genius."

"Tianyu is really a high wind and bright festival." Chen Youliang still smiled awkwardly, because in his opinion, although these are a bit gritted and sneered, they can still be accepted by him. If you want to say that he feels the most, it is envy, jealousy and hatred, and he blames himself for not studying weekdays. It turns out that if you study diligently, you can eventually use it as an effective means of pickling girls. But after all, he is the son of the prefect's family, so it doesn't matter.

However, Li Tianyu was very disdainful when he saw this, and he despised it in his heart, because he thought that the plot of hanging the horse with the talent of these poems against him was very bad, and he would never allow anyone other than himself to do this, a typical solipsist psychology of "only the governor is allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps".

It's noisy, Lao Tzu's talent is the most hanging in the Tang Dynasty and even in history, just the poems that Lao Tzu has memorized for nine years are enough to make Lao Tzu win the title in the poetry world, plus my dad is Li Gang, ah no, it's Li Jiacheng, and I'm the most hanged in the whole Jiangsu, so except for me, all these behaviors are fucking immoral.

After sighing with emotion, Li Tianyu knew that he could only talk, so he looked at the lake. I saw that the lake was lined with dense lotus flowers, competing to open and compete for beauty. Li Tianyu is no stranger to lotus flowers, I think he personally recited the essay "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" written by Zhu Ziqing, and he personally went to the lotus pond in Tsinghua University to have a look when he was in high school. At that time, it was also the summer vacation, and the lunar calendar was almost June, and the purpose of arranging these at home was to motivate him to study hard in high school, but after going back, Li Tianyu should still have fun and play, and he would not change his malignancy, and he had already regarded that trip as an ordinary tour, let alone any inspiration. Now after seeing the lotus flowers on this slender West Lake, it is much more spectacular than the lotus pond of Tsinghua University back then. But come to think of it, a man-made pond in a university is no match for a natural lake.

Since Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang also belong to the kind of coquettish and bright people who have always liked to be low-key, the two of them also deliberately walked over very coquettishly from the middle of the talents and ladies on both sides, and then stopped on the side of the ladies and began to enjoy the lotus. In Li Tianyu's words, Lao Tzu disdains to be with those jackals, so he didn't stand on this side to attract the attention of these female donors.

But as soon as the two of them passed in the middle, the ladies turned their gaze to them, and could not take their eyes off them for a long time as if they were attracted by magnets. It wasn't until the two of them walked two meters in front of them that the young ladies' hearts beat faster, and they looked as shy as if they had seen the prince charming in their hearts. These two people have good looks, and the temperament of the nobleman on their bodies is even more obvious. If those talented people are fish, then these two sons are bear's paws. So how can they be willing to look away? Some young ladies even made a slight sound of admiration, a woman may be shy, but a bunch of women will be bold N times when they are together, why children are easy to do bad things when they get together and this is also a reason. After those talented people found out about this scene, they all expressed their disdain for Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang. Isn't there just a good old man? In terms of talent, you are less than one percent of Lao Tzu!

Of course, these subtle changes are naturally known to the two. Because that's what the two of them wanted. Although both of them are the children of high-ranking officials in Jiangsu, there are not many women who know them. Li Tianyu naturally needless to say, Li Bao'er's temperament is difficult for even a mosquito outside the Li Mansion to see him, let alone a woman. As for Chen Youliang, he often fooled around with some gentlemen before, where could he take a few women there to meet them when he went to the Qinglou with them? No, Chen Youliang and Li Tianyu are showing off here again.

"Tianyu, I haven't seen such a beautiful lotus flower for a long time."