Knowing that the hawker sent two white-flour steamed buns to ordinary people, Li Er didn't save the hawker, and asked someone to move a cage, and afterwards the hawker jumped straight to his feet, "Shameless, robber, wait, brother has to give you back to eat one day!" ”

Li Er and Lao Li Tou hummed a minor tune and returned to the palace, the upper court of the last dynasty, the one who watched TV watched TV, it was exactly August 15th, and it was a festival!

The next day, as soon as Li Er went to the court, he received bad news, the grassland two fierce Jieli, and the two khans of Tuli came together, and they had already killed Jingzhou, and the next step was to martial arts!

Li Er hurriedly ordered someone to bring the map, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be startled when you see it, your border soldiers will be estimated to be GAMEOVER, this word is learned from the hawker playing game time, don't care about this for the time being, if this matter is not handled well, the next OVER is yourself!

The ministers of the Xiande Hall discussed a lot, Li Er put the ministers aside, first called a few close people to the side for a small meeting, and arranged the retreat of the enemy, in order to compete for the position of the vanguard that is the head of the Jingzhou Road march on the front line, the generals almost hit their brains!

It seems that it's not a good thing that this subordinate can fight more, Li Er finally arranged this matter to Wei Chigong, and the others began to beat Lao Hei in a group, but there was really no way to finally Yu Chigong was willing to compensate each person for a box of Moutai, these people can be regarded as letting go of Lao Hei and a horse down the slope!

Don't say it, this old black did have two battles, after a few days of trekking to Jingyang, he put his subordinates and put them in the same place as the visitors on the grassland for a while, killed more than 1,000 cavalry cleanly, and also captured an enemy general named Ashdewu Wuwu!

I don't know if it was leaking the wind or how it dropped, Lao Hei didn't meet the grassland Ermeng, and they went straight to Chang'an to come, Li Er hurriedly packed up all the guys under his command who could carry them, counted them one by one, and counted them all the whole 10,000 pieces!

Seeing this situation, Li Er burst into tears in his heart, but his face was not stunned at all, and he had to admire the psychological quality of the people who did not change their face when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, or he was more single!

Within a few days, the grassland Ermeng arrived at the edge of Weishui, which made Li Er's heart frightened and at the same time there was good news coming, the soldiers and horses of the Qinwang from all walks of life were finally about to arrive in Chang'an, and Ermeng may also hear the wind, and then go further may be the big honeypot arranged by Li Er for the two, and it may not be possible to get out if you go in, so it is better to wait and see what happens!

So Ermeng sent a man called Zhizhi to Chang'an as a messenger, this buddy went to Chang'an to see Li Erda's words, "Our family Khan led millions of soldiers, and it has arrived at the edge of Weishui, and it is only half a day's work away from Chang'an, if you know each other, you will hurry out of the city to greet you, otherwise our Khan soldiers will not be like this!" ”

Li Erqi threw the ashtray on the dragon case, of course, he did not drop the ashtray in history, and said such a sentence: "I am close to Ru Khan, and I will give a bequest of gold and silk, and I will not count before and after." Thou Khan concedes on his covenant and leads his troops deeper, and I am worthy of it? Although you are Rongdi, you also have people's hearts, how can you forget all your great kindness and boast of being strong? I'll kill you first! ”

The general meaning is that I and Er Meng had a non-aggression agreement when the eighteenth road was against the king and the thirty-sixth road smoke and dust, and I also gave him so many gold coins and equipment, and now he actually turned his face and didn't recognize people, or is he not a person? No, I can't reach those two birdmen now, and this little minion in front of me is just killing and relieving his anger, "Come on, take this out and die!" “

As the saying goes, if the two armies don't fight, they won't lose the face of the Tang Dynasty, so Xiao Yu and Feng Deyi hurriedly persuaded Li Er, "You better send people back, killing will pollute the environment!" “

Li Er said that my subordinates cleaned up a lot, and the two persuaded him, Li Er still wanted to kill, and finally the monarch compromised, first locked up and raised, and then asked the grassland Ermeng to ask for food, so this stubborn and thoughtless person picked a life and handed it over to the door province to be locked up!

But the grassland Ermeng is still fishing on the riverside, seeing that people bring so many people, Li Er thinks with his ass and knows that the fish in the river must not be enough to eat, sooner or later he will have to come to Chang'an to find food, what can he do, Chang'an will be almost finished, in case the time comes to the grassland Ermeng, there is not even a welcome, people are angry and maybe they will order Chang'an!

The tangled Li Er couldn't take care of his image in the main hall, he smoked one after another, and the other ministers were all sitting down as if they were old monks, and they didn't speak!

Li Er extinguished the cigarette butt, "What's the matter, let's give an opinion, is it a warm welcome or a fight?" “

The ministers don't have a bottom in their hearts, and it's easy for the soldiers to say to each other, but this Chang'an City plus the dogs is not enough for the millions of people to eat for three days, if they say that they are warmly welcomed, it is estimated that they will be pulled out first to feed the dogs!

After a cold scene, Li Er's face became more and more ugly, and finally someone below couldn't stand the atmosphere, and came up with an idea, "Do you want to invite the national teacher to retreat?" “

The vendor who was instructing Lao Yuan Chemical in the Taurus Palace couldn't help but sneeze, who the calculates Lao Tzu! In less than ten minutes, someone came with a flying horse, "National Teacher, Your Majesty is invited!" “

The peddler complained in his heart, he knew that he had gone home to hide, and it seemed that Li Yue'er, who was looking down to read a book, was blushing! It's not how your brother could be arrested here, forget it, let's go!

Before the hawker arrived at the Xiande Hall and waited for the salute, Li Er hurriedly stood up, "Dabao is here, sit down quickly!" “

The peddler arched his hand towards Li Er, "Thank you, Your Majesty, Poor Dao already knows what His Majesty is calling for Poor Dao, what Poor Dao wants to say to His Majesty is that this is Poor Dao, and I really can't help it, I'm sorry!" “

Li Er said without giving up, "Dabao, don't you know how to take things out of the air, you put all the stones in your ring, and then throw them at the enemy's head, can't we stone him to death?" ”

"Uh, this" The hawker really didn't expect the ring to be used like this, this method sounds good, if it can be done, the ring will be filled with 1,800 bottles of Coke, and whoever is unhappy will smash it, "I haven't used it, let's try it first?" ”

Li Er's face was happy, "Okay, let's try it in front of this hall!" ”

A group of people followed the hawker to the front of the hall in order to see the strangeness, and the hawker raised his hand to take away the bluestone slab in front of the door, and then tried to take it out and throw it forward. "The slate flew out about thirty meters away, and it fell to the ground as if it had hit something invisible, and shattered!

The peddler was also stunned, looking at the flight trajectory of the slate, he should be able to fly far, how could he hit something invisible? Li Er and the ministers were also stunned by this strange scene, and were silent for a long time!

Suddenly, the phone in the vendor's pocket rang, and it was Lao Huang's, "Hey, why is Lao Huang calling at this time?" ”

"Hey, Dabao, are you using spells randomly?"

The hawker was shocked: "How do you know?" ”

"Sun Tzu, I'm your guardian, I don't know what your situation is, do you want to smash people with things?"

The hawker looked left and right, didn't see Lao Huang, and immediately admired Lao Huang's spell, "Yes, yes, yes, but I just don't know what's going on, and the things I take out can't be thrown far!" ”

"Don't think about it, giving you the ring is to make it convenient for you to bring things, not for you to smash people, so the distance of the objects you can control cannot be greater than the edge length of your space, and it will be useless if it is exceeded, otherwise I will find someone with a good heart to carry out the task, just find one and get it, anyone who does not believe in me will be stoned to death, how simple! So you kid must remember not to use spells to kill, otherwise you will wait for the form and god to be destroyed! After saying that, Lao Huang hung up the phone!

The peddler was speechless for a while, it seemed that he was still thinking about filling it with thousands of bottles of Coke just now, and the plan to see who didn't go well and smash it directly was nullified, and the peddler put the phone in his pocket in a distracted way, "Your Majesty, the gods have rules, you can't use spells, I'm sorry you can't do anything!" ”