Li Er, who still had a glimmer of hope, finally faced the reality, it's not that people don't help, it's that the gods don't let it, Li Er patted the peddler, "Dabao, don't say it, I'm sorry for you, I just gave you Niujiazhuang, I wanted to give you a fat place, but I didn't admit that I wanted to be harmed by the grassland people, Dabao, you are relieved!" “

The peddler listened to Li Er's words and raised his head sharply, "What are you talking about, my Zhuangzi is now being plagued by those grassland people?" “

Li Er was stunned, "Dabao, you haven't gone to your fiefdom yet?" “

"No, I've been busy for the past few days, and I thought my Zhuangzi was next to Chang'an, why did I go to Weishui?"

"Hey, I'm sorry for you, I'll compensate you a little more after the military disaster!"

"Let's not talk about this yet, you tell me what the consequences of this military disaster will bring to my Zhuangzi!"

A minister next to him reminded the hawker, "Generally speaking, there are ten rooms and nine emptiness, and there is no one in a hundred!" “

The peddler pinched his fingers and calculated, his own food town is 500 households, according to the buddy next to him After the military disaster, won't he only have five households left? Damn, this shrinkage is too great, my brother still fantasizes about being a village chief, as soon as you grassland people arrive, my brother has become a captain!

No, although you don't have an aunt yet, but your uncle and I can't bear it." As soon as the hawker stretched out his hand, he took the wat board in the hand of a buddy next to him and threw it on the ground, "Idle people and others avoid, the tiger doesn't threaten you, I am hellokitty, I don't give you a little power, you don't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes, and the second product includes the marquis, please go back, offended, come on, clear the field!" “

The people in the hall, including Li Er, were dumbfounded, and the whole Tang Dynasty, including Li Er himself, did not dare to say anything in this place, Li Er was angry at first, this product is too faceless, and he was overjoyed, Dabao is going to make a trick! After figuring it out, Li Er cleared his throat, "Avoid everything Dabao said!" ”

Those who were not old enough got up and left with puzzled eyes, and when the people were almost gone, Li Er asked the peddler, "Dabao, what should I do next?" ”

After the hawker finished his majesty, he began to calm down and think about what to do next, according to the time he saw, whether it would be three days or two days later, Li Er should have walked thousands of miles and rode alone to the edge of Weishui to make a contract with the grassland two fierce white horses, but history is history, and now that he is here, we don't know if history will change!

Didn't Time Chicken say, "Young man, time is such a thing, a little change will make a big difference, do you understand the butterfly effect!" ”

Now the hawkers are afraid that if the grassland Ermeng can't bear it, and the fish in Weishui are not enough to eat, it will be troublesome to come to Chang'an to eat in advance, and it seems that he has to get some big killers to enhance Li Er's confidence in defending the city!

Since you don't let Dao Ye make money with peace of mind, and Dao Ye won't tell you about conscience, then let's make some conscienceless cannons, this thing is simple, it's just a big barrel to spray a big gunpowder bag, and now the key is to launch the safety issue, and I will definitely not teach too many people to use it within three days, and I can make do with going back to weld two big slingshots!

Thinking about the launch device, the hawker began to have a headache again Now it is appropriate to open the door of the hot weapon to Datang, but the hawker's head has gone through the process of the Western birdman forcibly opening the door of our country, and he has put all this worry behind him, since you can come, then I can go!

After letting go of the burden in his heart, the peddler raised his head and looked at Li Er, who was full of anticipation, and the few people present, "Your Majesty, Poor Dao has already thought of a countermeasure, but this thing can only be used as a final guarantee because of the tight time, before that, I want to know what if Your Majesty is not prepared if I don't appear?" ”

Li Er watched the peddler push the ball to himself, lowered his head and pondered for a while, "Dabao, you also know the current situation, there are not many available people in Chang'an, I have made an agreement with the grassland Ermeng when my father raised the flag, they are brothers and do not invade each other, and now the two of them have torn up the agreement and forced Chang'an, and I decided to go to Weishui to reprimand the two!" ”

After speaking, Li Er sighed again, "But at present, it seems that the most I can do is to scare the two of them away, and I have to pay some gold and silver. ”

Ignoring Li Ershe's memories of the past, looking at the nest of the present dynasty, the hawker calculated in his heart that it was powerful, the grassland people killed all the way from the border pass to Chang'an In fact, it was also to the end of the strong crossbow, after all, the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty at this time were still alive, throughout history, all the famous Han dynasties, at the beginning of the founding of the country, the military strength was generally the most capable time for a dynasty!

Even the weak Song Dynasty, which was criticized by the literati, has always been in an offensive posture strategically during the reign of the two brothers of the old Zhao family, so now Li Er's subordinates are estimated to have reacted a long time ago, but they are in a hurry, as long as they can help Li Er strengthen their confidence in holding Chang'an, then what awaits the second fierce in the grassland will be a catastrophe!

After figuring out the joints, the hawker began to scold the grassland again, how good it is for you to be idle and have nothing to do in the grassland to beat rabbits and herd sheep, one day my brother will build Datang, as a neighbor, I will definitely buy you, and the happy days are just around the corner, why come to Chang'an now to grab business with my brother!

Scolding and scolding, since the person has been cleared, then he has to take out some dry goods for Li Er to see, and let Ya know that in addition to spells, Brother has other moves that will shock the world!

"Your Majesty, now please order someone to prepare the following items for the poor road!"

Hearing that the vendor began to ask for something, Li Er hurriedly picked up the pen, and only trembled excitedly, "Dabao, say quickly, I'll write it down for you!" “

"Well, fifty pounds of mutton!"

"Ugh!" The expressions on the faces of a group of people who were full of anticipation immediately became richer and richer, and they thought that this product was going to make a big move, what kind of trick is this on the mutton now, Li Er, "Dabao, this mutton..."

The peddler was secretly happy in his heart: Let you bring me a basket of steamed buns, my brother said that I would eat it for you sooner or later, and now this is just interest! "Your Majesty, don't ask more, and then prepare a pot for me, two hundred catties of willow charcoal, one ginger, two green onions, fifty catties of sulfur, a basket of all kinds of green vegetables, if you have tofu, you can also get some, and finally another three hundred catties of saltpeter, and a pot of sesame paste, well, let's come to these things first!"

Li Er put down the pen in confusion, looked at what he wrote on the paper, and really couldn't think of what this thing was for, but since the vendor said it, he immediately ordered someone to prepare it!

Sure enough, the emperor was rich all over the world, and in about half an hour, the eunuchs rushed in to bring in the things that the vendors wanted, and by the way, they called a few imperial chefs to come in to cut vegetables, and a few imperial doctors to come in and grind!

The hawkers arranged for these people to scatter around the Xiande Palace, cutting vegetables and grinding, especially the three grinding sulfur charcoal and saltpeter, which were driven far away by the hawkers, and then set up a big pot in the middle of the Xiande Hall and stewed pork ribs!

Waiting for the pork ribs to stew out of the fragrance, Li Er and the others were still full of question marks, how can this not look like a way to retreat from the enemy, the vendor observed the grinding progress of the three things while stirring the soup in the pot, and did not forget to fart with Li Er and the others, "Your Majesty, there are not all things here, I will add some more to you, can you taste the tomatoes?" ”

After speaking, he took out a few tomatoes for everyone to eat, looking at the things in the ring, the vendor suddenly found that he lacked an accurate measurement thing, so he had to buy an electronic scale, and handed the spoon to Lao Cheng next to him, "Brother Cheng help me stir it up, I'll go home, don't be confused!" ”

Lao Cheng took the spoon in a daze, "Uh-huh! ”

The hawker has a special explanation for cutting vegetables and grinding flour around the don't get close to the cauldron for five meters, and the violator will be killed! After saying that, he ran out of the hall and went home!

PS "Yesterday was busy, and Sunday is generally two more, make up for it today, and I hope that in the new week, all brothers will support you a lot, thank you!"