Chapter 6 Crayon Xiaoxin's little cousin
After the affairs of the headquarters were settled, Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang thought about the purpose of the millions of old foxes in Nakang, but the two of them really couldn't think of it, so they didn't think about it anymore, and spent the rest of their time at the headquarters.
Poor Li Tianyu didn't know that he had been targeted by the old fox Kang Million, and had become his intended son-in-law. It is estimated that if Li Tianyu knew about this at this moment, he would definitely jump up in anger, and then instantly lead the brothers of the Tianyu Alliance to leave this headquarters and find another place.
I haven't been to the headquarters for a long time, and more importantly, I haven't eaten the delicious big pot rice at the headquarters for a long time. Therefore, Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang decided to go back after having lunch at the headquarters.
For the rest of the morning, the two went to inspect the lives of the gang brothers, and then went into the backyard of the headquarters. Since the last time Li Tianyu came to the backyard of this headquarters, he has begun to fall in love with it. It's noisy, this Kang family's manor is good, and rich people will enjoy it. When Lao Tzu is a cow A, he will also build a royal summer palace for himself.
At that moment, after noon, after the two of them had eaten, they said goodbye to the younger brothers in satisfaction. Moreover, when Li Tianyu was leaving, he repeatedly emphasized that the next task of the younger brothers of the Tianyu League is to ask everyone to do a good job in the construction of their own material civilization and spiritual civilization with one hand, and earnestly do a good job in the construction of the first Eleventh Five-Year Plan of the Tianyu League in the next few days.
"Tianyu, last time Miss Han's incident, you were okay, right?" The two were walking on the road, and Chen Youliang saw that the weather and the mood of the two were good today, so he cautiously asked Li Tianyu.
"What's the matter? What can I do? I'm a little strong who can't be beaten. ”
"Oh, it's fine! Tianyu, what are you going to do with this? Seeing Li Tianyu's indifferent look, Chen Youliang secretly breathed a sigh of relief for him in his heart. To be honest, since he met Li Tianyu, he had never seen Li Tianyu have such a strong reaction that day.
"Deal with it as you do. Anyway, the last time Mr. Han asked for marriage, it was still inconclusive. So nothing happened. Although Li Tianyu said this, when he thought of the exquisite and familiar face of Miss Han, his heart made a big wave. Why do two people look so alike? Is this providence or fate?
"Oh." After hearing Li Tianyu say this, Chen Youliang sighed slightly, and his tone was full of disappointment and regret.
"Don't just talk about me, Youliang, you haven't told me about the girl you like, oh, I mean Miss. Youliang, tell me, do you have a crush on the daughter of any family? ”
"This, don't hide it from Tianyu. I've always been pure-hearted, and I'm not very good at these things that men and women love. If you want to say you like it, then I guess the Miss Meng Yao of your family before is one. Now, to be honest, I really haven't found a woman who has my eyes. ”
"Then, Youliang, let me ask you, you answer me honestly. Do you like the sisters of Qinglou a little more? ”
"Uh, this, Tianyu, you know me, I'm really not very interested in these things." Chen Youliang replied very shyly.
It's noisy, Lao Tzu really knows you, I remember the first time I saw you, it happened that your kid was going to the Qinglou when he bumped into him. And later, when Lao Tzu came to your house to look for you, judging from your mother's series of 360-degree all-round three-dimensional monitoring of you, you definitely did something that hurt the social atmosphere and corrupted social morality before, and you kid also admitted it yourself at that time. However, Lao Tzu really didn't see it, you are a person who likes this taste, it seems that you are more suitable for the underworld than Lao Tzu, four moons, Lao Tzu admits that you are much more professional than Lao Tzu in this aspect.
"Okay, Youliang, I see. Anyway, you see that the weather is so good today, shouldn't we do something meaningful? Do something that has the power to move history? Otherwise, I'd be sorry for the weather forecast! ”
"This, don't hide it from Tianyu, in fact, I think everything we do is very meaningful. Or, Tianyu, let's go back and play that Youliang Tianyu snooker billiards, oh, Tianyu Youliang snooker billiards, this is good, or let's go back and pick up this thing. ”
"Now that the sun is shining so brightly, the sky is cloudless, and it is actually not suitable to come here. This involves the intensity of the light and what is the reason for the brightness, contrast, and angle of incidence, reflection. In short, at this time, don't play ball. "It's noisy, now the light is indeed a bit strong, and with your skills now, I really can't afford to play this game.
"Then, Tianyu, what should we do next? What can we do to advance history? ”
"Every man goes to his own house, every man goes to his own bed, and every man sleeps."
"This, Tianyu, does this have any role in promoting the development of history?"
Of course, from the perspective of the dialectical relationship of materialism, the body is the capital of revolution and the inexhaustible source of driving the development and prosperity of history. From a relativistic point of view, when our eyes are closed, history has already advanced by several hours. Okay, Youliang, such a good weather, it's noon, go back and rest. Although I also know that you are full of blood and strong blood like me, but for today's weather, it is better to go home and rest. ”
"Okay, Tianyu, then let's go back to our own homes, go to our own beds, and sleep our own sleeps." Chen Youliang didn't feel anything, but after Li Tianyu said about the weather, he really felt that today's weather was indeed very hot, and Li Tianyu's withered appearance had no choice but to say so.
At that moment, the two of them decided like this. So he said goodbye at the gate of Chen's mansion, and Li Tianyu then ran to his old nest. It's noisy, I only think about it now, and it is said that this Youliang is riding Lao Tzu's private horse today.
After bidding farewell to Chen Youliang, our Li Tianyu rode his horse all the way, and returned to Li's mansion after a while.
"The young master is back!"
"Ah, it's back. Hello comrades! ”
"Hello young master!"
"Comrades have worked hard!"
"Serve the Li Mansion!"
Not bad, good. The overall quality of the Li Mansion is getting worse and thriving. We must always insist on building Li Fu into a provincial-level exemplary civilized unit.
"Young Master! Master! ”
"Wow! It's Xianglan, why did you come out so early today to greet the young master? ”
"Young master, Madame is looking for you!"
"Mom looking for me? What's the matter? ”
"Back to the young master, Xianglan is not very clear. Madame just said that she was looking for the young master. ”
"Oh, that's right. I know, I'm going to go see my mother now. ”
Anyway, what is my mother looking for me at noon? Could it be that she wants to ask me what that "Tianyu Snooker Billiards" does? Or did Lao Tzu have any deeds that were accidentally learned by his mother? With such a worried heart, our Li Tianyu went to meet his mother.
"Mom, what do you want me to do? Hey, this little brother, why are you so familiar? "As soon as our Li Tianyu met his mother, he found that there was a little boy about twelve or thirteen years old beside his mother, who was delicate and clever, and looked harmless to humans and animals.
"It's you!" Li Tianyu only felt that the child next to his mother was a little familiar, and after Li Tianyu thought for a while, he thought that the child in front of him was not the crayon Xiaoxin who he met when he was wandering out that day, who might be his cousin?
"It's you!" And when this little friend of ours saw Li Tianyu in front of him, his surprise was even better than Li Tianyu. He would not have thought that the son who had personally undergone his own education that day was the cousin in front of him. It's noisy, and I really don't know each other.
"What? Bao'er, could it be that you and Hao'er have known each other before? Why did I ask about being a mother? It turns out that you are already acquainted, so it is just right, so I don't need my mother to introduce it to you. "Our mother Li obviously didn't expect such a scene after the two met for the first time.
"Well, back to my mother, I don't know each other, but I still know a little bit about my cousin, right, cousin?" When it came to the end, Li Tianyu even said to his cousin in a threatening tone. Troublesome, what did you say that day, you hateful little potato, Lao Tzu knows best.
"Yes, aunt, Hao'er only had a relationship with her cousin, but unfortunately Hao'er didn't know that day's demeanor at that time, and the son of a talented person was a cousin. You say yes, cousin? Our cousin was obviously also threatened by Li Tianyu's eyes, so he followed Li Tianyu's meaning and said like this, and finally asked his cousin with a compromise look. Only Mother Li, who was on the side, was very confused after seeing the performance of the two, her Bao'er had never met his cousin before, and now she looked as if she was an old confidant who had known this cousin of his for many years.
"Yes, since the last time I saw my cousin, my admiration for my cousin has been like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. By the way, cousin, you haven't answered my question last time. How many ...... do you have?"
"Ah, auntie. You haven't officially introduced this cousin to me yet. I don't know my cousin's name yet! When our cousin heard that Li Tianyu was going to talk about the topic they talked about last time in front of Li's mother, he immediately interrupted his cousin and asked Li's mother as if he were changing the topic. After our mother Li saw the expressions of the two, she felt more and more strange.
"Bao'er, since you and Hao'er are already acquainted, then it's up to you to introduce yourself to Hao'er."
"Yes, Mom. I said Hao'er's little cousin, your cousin and I, are the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, heroes and chivalry, famous in history, sound shocking ancient and modern, as the first strange person Li Tianyu in the ages. Did you hear me clearly? That's all my cousin can say. ”
"Yes, yes, Hao'er heard me clearly. Hao'er will call her cousin Brother Yu in the future. The same words, Mother Li couldn't help but laugh when she heard Li Tianyu say this, but the cousin in front of her was chilled after hearing it. It seems that Mother Li's prestige is not only in the Li Mansion, but also thunderous in the Cui family.
"Well, yes, the children can be taught. But it's better for you to call me Brother Tian. Li Tianyu looked like an elder looking at a junior.
"Yes, yes, Brother Tian." Our cousin was already in a cold sweat, but he had already scolded the cousin in front of him in his heart.
"Bao'er, don't be out of the right way. Hao'er, your cousin's name is Tianyu. Since you and your cousin already know each other so well, then your aunt won't bother you young people with time. Bao'er, you can take your cousin down to play. Be sure to entertain Hao'er! ”
"Yes, Mom. I will definitely live up to my mission and entertain my cousin 'well'. Li Tianyu didn't forget to glance at his cousin beside him when he said that he was entertaining, and he saw that our cousin Hao'er instantly felt a chill after hearing his cousin say this.
"Auntie, I don't want to, I don't want to leave you." Our cousin Hao'er saw that the situation was not good, so he said coquettishly to Mother Li.
"Hao'er, let your cousin take you to have a good time."
"Yes, cousin Hao'er, what's wrong? Don't you want to play with your cousin? Okay, cousin, I'll ask you the same question from last time, right? ”
"Ah, cousin, take Hao'er to play. Okay, if you don't say it, then let's go directly. ”
Threat, the threat of Chiguoguo, in the face of this threat from my cousin, our cousin Hao'er finally chose to compromise and succumbed to his cousin's authority. After finishing speaking, he pulled his cousin and left without even saying goodbye to his aunt.
"Mom, then I'll say goodbye first."
"Bao'er, let's go, treat Hao'er well!"
In this way, Li Tianyu was dragged outside by his little cousin.
"Hey, hey, I said little cousin, slow down! Your brother's clothes are about to be torn for you. ”
"Hmph, did you mean it just now? Don't think I'm afraid of you, it's just that my aunt was there just now, and I thought about giving you a face, so I put up with you like that. But don't think I'm afraid of you. ”
"Oh? Is it? What the? Cousin, you said that you have dozens of ......" I saw that our Li Tianyu couldn't help but tease his cousin like this after hearing the very character and personality in front of him.
"Ah, Brother Tian, I was wrong, wrong."
"Wrong, right? It's good to know you're wrong! Li Tianyu smiled very satisfied when he saw it.
"I just don't know what's wrong?" Our little cousin couldn't help but mumble softly when he saw Li Tianyu's very proud appearance.
"What? What do you say? ”
"Oh no, nothing! I said, where is Brother Tian's house? Take me to see it. ”
"Well, my house is not for ordinary people to enter. Lower-level children and dogs are not allowed, oh, I mean, of course someone as smart as you can. Let's go, follow your brother. ”
"By the way, Brother Tian, I seem to have heard some deeds and legends about you in Yangzhou these days, but I didn't expect you to be talking about you before."
"Well, those are just floating clouds. Hey, have you been in Yangzhou these days? Didn't you send a letter from home? Honestly, didn't you kid do something out of it? ”
"No, absolutely not. I'm a good boy. After hearing Li Tianyu say this, our cousin Hao'er immediately denied it as if he had been caught by the fox's tail.
"I said, cousin Hao'er, do you know how a man's eyes change when he lies?" I saw Li Tianyu's eyes facing our cousin's eyes and said this.
"I don't know, my eyes haven't changed."
"Hahahaha, well, you kid has a future. Since you don't want to say it, it doesn't matter, anyway, I don't have much interest. ”
After a while, the two came to Li Tianyu's territory. As soon as he came in, our cousin saw the set of "Tianyu Snooker Billiards" facilities in the yard. So I excitedly went over to look at it and touched it.
"Hey, what the hell is this?"
"I don't know!"
"You're lying, you know this thing in your yard. Why didn't you tell me? ”
"Why should I tell you?"
It's noisy, you kid doesn't see anyone else now, so you're not afraid of anything, and you don't call Lao Tzu Brother Tian anymore, just call Lao Tzu "Hey", just rush to this, Lao Tzu won't tell you.
"Look at you, I don't care about you anymore. What do you have to do with me, a child, as an adult? ”
Banana, you Bara, it's not wrong to say that you're a crayon Xiaoxin. Could it be that Lao Tzu is really going back more and more now, or is there a generation gap, and the future life is terrifying!
"Oh, I see, this is to hit these balls with this wooden stick and hit these balls into the hole in this table, right?"
"That's not right!" Unexpectedly, this kid is very smart, no, it should be said that he is cunning.
"Don't lie to me!" As he spoke, the cousin picked up a cue stick on the table with both hands and hit the black eight ball in the endgame that the two had not finished playing before, and finally hit the black eight ball. "Wow, I'm so good!"
"Hey, how did you fight this! Don't even have a pole in your left hand? Also, what is the matter if you play ball without playing cue ball and directly playing black eight? And 'Wow, I'm so good', you hit the referee like this and directly decided that you lost. Looking at the performance of this cousin, who was barely taller than the club, Li Tianyu was angry.
"Hehe, I know I guessed right. Since you know so much about how to play this thing, then you can teach me how to play! ”
"I don't know, I'm not in the mood, I'm going to sleep now." After that, Li Tianyu also ignored this crayon cousin and walked straight to his room.