"Hey, hey, don't go! Hey, the adults nowadays are really nerve-wracking! ”

"Young Master! Master! Few...... Hey? You are ......"

"Wow, sister, you're so beautiful! Sister, I'm Cui Hao, it's a pleasure to meet you. Sister, who are you looking for? "Just see that our Cui Hao children saw the pure and beautiful pandan little MM, they instantly dropped the club in their hands, and no longer thought about Li Tianyu, who had just quit before, uh, it seemed that he had said goodbye, compared to these, the beautiful maid in front of him seemed to be more attracted to him.

"Cui Hao? I, I'm looking for the young master! ”

"Oh, young master, right. I'm also a young master, sister! Are you looking for me? ”

"You? No, it's not, I'm looking for my young master? Little brother, where are you from? Did the young master bring you back? No, I saw the young master come back alone just now! "Looking at the one in front of me, he is clever and well-behaved, innocent; But the words he said were so convincing, he was about to fight with the young master.

"Oh, so you're looking for the one surnamed Li. Sister, wait a minute, and I'll call him out for you. ”

"The surname is Li, hey, there is a beautiful sister looking for you! Hear me, hey, you haven't come out yet. ”

"This, this little boy must not call my son like this." Xianglan was already shocked when she heard the child in front of her call her young master "surnamed Li" at first. After hearing him really call out his young master like this, he was instantly thundered by him. Who is this child in front of him?

"Hey, sister, you don't know, the person in the house has always treated people badly, loves to ignore answers, especially likes to bully children. A beautiful woman like my sister has to be even more wary of him. "I saw that our Cui Hao child looked like a victim who was deeply poisoned by Li Tianyu, and instigated Xianglan who might become the next victim.

"Okay, little friend, I don't care who you are, you are not allowed to say this about my young master. How about the young master's people, I know Xianglan. So please don't talk about the young master like that. ”

"It turns out that my sister's name is Xianglan. Well, this name is good, on par with my Cui Hao's name, and much better than the name surnamed Li in the house. "After our Cui Hao children heard that Xianglan was defending Li Tianyu like this, they didn't care about this, but said the name again, and at the same time did not forget to change the law to damage Li Tianyu.

"You, why do you keep trying to say that the young master is not good."

"Where? I'm just a child, how can I talk about other people's bad things behind my back like him. I'm just telling the truth. This sister, at a glance, you know that you have been deceived by his appearance. ”

"Little brother, what you say, Xianglan won't believe it. Xianglan has been by the young master's side for so long, doesn't Xianglan still know what kind of person the young master is? ”

"Hey, the adults are really nerve-wracking now! Well, this beautiful sister, I won't say more, lest you don't believe it again. But I really didn't expect that this surnamed Li is so powerful that he can deceive people to such a degree. ”

"That's what, you come in for me!" I heard a shout full of the momentum of a tenth-level tsunami coming from the house. Troublesome, you kid is endless? Every time he loses Lao Tzu, he deliberately speaks in front of others at a volume that Lao Tzu can just hear. Is it tolerable or intolerable? Because this shout was surging in the wind, our Cui Hao children and Xianglan Xiao MM were stunned when they heard it.

"See? Sister. I've told you, this surnamed Li treats people badly, especially children and girls, you still don't believe it, now you believe it! Hey, let me tell you, why did your eyes suddenly become so surprised, did you get scared after hearing me tell me the real face of this surnamed Li. In fact, my sister doesn't have to be afraid of him, as long as my sister sees him in the future, just don't see him, just ignore him and don't give him a chance. ”

"And what if he takes the initiative to ignore me?" A deep voice came from behind our little ones, but our little ones didn't pay attention.

"That's a good question, it's said that this surnamed Li is the best at stalking others. If that's the case...... Hey? No, it doesn't seem like you asked this question just now, right? And I forgot that the voice I just heard didn't seem to look like your voice, and it seemed to come from behind. Sister, I seem to have a bad feeling. After all, our children seemed to realize something, and then tried to turn their heads to see if they really thought they were doing what they thought, but for some reason they couldn't turn their heads around.

"Besides, what should I do in this situation?"

"Ahh Sister save me! When our children heard this familiar tone, they jumped up instantly, and hid behind Xianglan Xiao MM like a plague god.

"You kid come out for me, don't think I don't know, you kid just said something bad to me here."

"If you don't come out, you won't come out, I didn't say anything, I don't believe you ask this sister."

"Young master, you can bypass this little boy." Xianglan saw that her young master seemed to be really angry with this little man, so she begged for mercy for him.

"Xianglan, you don't have to worry about this. I'm just here to match what he said, so I'm here to verify it for you. Hey, I ask you, is what you just said true? ”

"Fake, fake, all fake."

"Are you sure everything you just said is false? Now no one is forcing you to tell the truth! ”

"Definitely, definitely, and very definitely."

"Well, that's fine." It's noisy, Lao Tzu told you before, but Lao Tzu didn't force you.

"Young master, who is this little boy?"

"Who else could it be? It's my nephew, my cousin. I've always wondered how I could have such a cousin. Hey, little bunny, what's your name? What kind of? Why don't I see a good spot in you? ”

"Young Master's cousin? Then, isn't he going to call Mrs. and Aunt? ”

"Yes, but I can't figure it out, why is it that it's also the Cui family, but I don't see the slightest shadow of my mother in him?"

"Hmph, your surname is Li. My son's name is Cui Hao, you remember it for me. When our Cui Hao children heard that Li Tianyu had been humiliating themselves like this, they couldn't help but stand up and say indignantly.

"Oh, that's embarrassing, I've forgotten about it now. Do you remember? Pandan! ”

"Back to the young master, I, I ......"

"Oh, so you forgot, pandan. I'm really embarrassed, Cui Hao, your name is so hard to remember, neither of us can remember your name. After Li Tianyu saw the angry appearance of this crayon Xiaoxin's little cousin, he was extremely happy in his heart, so he continued to laugh.

"You, you, I, Cui Hao, won't let you go." I saw that our crayon Xiaoxin cousin trembled with anger after listening to Li Tianyu's teasing.

"Wow, I've been threatened by you. I'm so scared. Do you want to tell my mom that you threaten me? ”

"Poof~" Xianglan Xiao MM on the side couldn't help laughing after seeing the young master and this cousin's teasing. The young master is really, like a child, even such a young child will not let go.

"Wait, kid, what did you just say your name was? Cui Hao? Which 'Hao' is yours? Li Tianyu seemed to suddenly remember something, and his face instantly changed from the previous giggling to a serious and upright appearance.

"Haha. What do you think? After hearing the name of this son, I was scared, right? After seeing the sudden change in Li Tianyu's face, our Cui Hao child thought that he was intimidated by his famous name, so he said proudly.

"Less nonsense, which 'Hao' is you? How is it written? Is it the word 'view' for 'landscape' on the left and the 'page' for 'number of pages' on the right? ”

"Huh? How do you know that my 'Hao' character is written like this, everyone thinks that my 'Hao' is the 'vast' of 'vast', but I didn't expect you to be quite knowledgeable. I'm sure you've heard my name before. "Our Cui Hao also felt a little surprised after hearing what Li Tianyu said, there are not many people who do know his 'Hao' character, as he said, everyone thinks that his 'Hao' is the 'vast' of 'vast'. For this, he used to be annoyed by his name.

However, he really didn't guess wrong, Li Tianyu had indeed heard of his famous name before, and he had heard it in the textbooks of later generations, but as for whether it was him, he didn't know. After all, Li Tianyu is not very clear about the problems of those eras.

"Are you really Cui Hao?" Li Tianyu didn't bother to care about the stinky appearance of his crayon Xiaoxin's little cousin, and asked with a look of disbelief. Even the little pandan next to him was confused by the young master's series of facial expression changes, what is going on with the young master?

"Whoever lied to you is a puppy." Our Cui Hao child also saw the change in Li Tianyu's expression, although he didn't know why Li Tianyu was so surprised, but he knew that the cousin in front of him must have heard his name before. So he swore very proudly.

It's all the fucking fake, isn't it? The little potato in front of him turned out to be the famous genius Cui Hao, although about Cui Hao, Lao Tzu only knew that he wrote a poem "Yellow Crane Tower", but his poem was also in the Chinese textbook of Lao Tzu's later generations. On this point alone, his kid's talent is as good as fifty percent of Lao Tzu's. What to watch? Lao Tzu is a high-achieving student who understands the law of conservation of energy, the rules of cell division and trigonometric functions. Yaxingda, could it be that this Cui Hao was such a superb when he was a child? This is too thunderous.

"Cui Hao, do you know how to compose poems?"

"What's so hard about writing poetry? Of course I would! ”

"Oh? Is it? So what poems have you written? Read it out to my brother, who wants to listen to a poem about the Yellow Crane Tower today. ”

"What Yellow Crane Tower? Writing poetry is something as simple as something I never do lightly. ”

"Oh, that means you haven't written a poem yet, right?"

"I told you everything, that's what I don't bother to do. What's the matter with you, keep asking me this, you have the ability to compose a poem and listen to it. ”

"Well, since you have asked my brother like this, then my brother will make you a poem now. Listen, the title is 'Yellow Crane Tower'. "It's noisy, it turns out that your kid hasn't written a poem yet, and it just so happens that Lao Tzu can now snatch this poem that originally belonged to you in front of you.

"In the past, people have taken the yellow crane to go, and the yellow crane tower is vacant here. The yellow crane is gone, and the white clouds are empty for thousands of years. Qingchuan calendar Hanyang tree, fragrant grass and parrot island. Where is the sunset township, and the Yanbo River makes people worried. ”

Li Tianyu chanted about his own "original" Yellow Crane Tower, while looking at his little cousin challenged. And our little cousin, after hearing Li Tianyu's poem, was also surprised and wanted to say something but couldn't say it. Although he is still young and unlearned, after all, as the son of a big family, he still has some attainments in poetry. In addition, he is also a little talented at home, and even his sister, who is the most talented woman in Jinling, sometimes praises her. It is precisely because of this that the adults in the family will turn a blind eye to his attitude towards the Demon King of the Mixed World.

"How's it going? Cousin. Your cousin and I wrote this "Yellow Crane Tower" is good, this artistic conception, tsk, I dare to say that if you recognize the second in Datang, no one will dare to recognize the first. Wow Ka Ka, you kid won't be allowed to write this poem again in the future. ”

"Hmph, if you don't do it, you won't do it. I'm not unusual. As long as you are still the first in the Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid you can't even half of your sister's talent. I saw that although our Cui Hao child said this, the look of surprise and taste betrayed him deeply. And how would he know that although he said so now, one day in N years, he would really stand in front of the Yellow Crane Tower and say to Li Tianyu with emotion. Of course, Li Tianyu would not have thought of these either.

"Haha, cousin, she's the first talented woman in Jinling now, right? Well, since we are all my own family, then I will reluctantly give in and let my cousin and I tie for the first place. "It's noisy, Lao Tzu is a person who is familiar with 300 Tang poems, and I don't believe that anyone in the entire Tang Dynasty can reach half of Lao Tzu's height, let alone surpass it. But since it's my own relative, let's sell face.

"It's strange to believe you. When you meet your sister one day, you'll know how talented you are. Our Cui Hao replied disdainfully, it seems that he is very confident in his sister and very proud.

"I said Xiaohao, what are you going to do in Yangzhou this time? When are you going to go home? Li Tianyu didn't care either, and continued to ask the little cousin in front of him who gave him a bit of a headache and an inappropriate sperm loss.

"Of course, I came to Yangzhou to see my aunt's house, and then I went to Beijing with my uncle."

"What? Do you still want to go to Beijing with your father? Aren't you going to stay at my house for two or three months? Li Tianyu was shocked when he heard Cui Hao finish speaking.

"What's wrong? Isn't it possible? Look at your stingy look, you're such a big person. It was my aunt who felt that there were few people in the family and were a little lonely, so she wrote a letter to the family and asked me to come over to play. If I had known that my aunt still had a hateful cousin like you in the house, I would have brought my sister with me. ”

It's noisy, and the feeling is that it's still this little plague god invited by my mother. It's no wonder that there are indeed a few children in the family, and Lao Tzu sees the dragon every day. It will definitely not make the Li Mansion lively. But mom is really, who is not good to invite, how can you just invite such a broom star? And just because you kid is standing here, you are embarrassed to say the word "hateful" to Lao Tzu. I don't think you kid will bring your sister with you if you are killed. Who knows what you've been doing in the past few days since you came to Hangzhou. You kid has to be as good as Crayon Shin-chan, so you won't be stupid and call a sister like Miya Nohara to follow you.

"Then what are you going to Beijing for?"

"Of course, I went with my uncle to meet the emperor, and I opened up the world."

It's noisy, just you still go to Beijing to meet the emperor, do you think anyone can see the emperor? It's really whimsical. But then again, for two or three months, will this kid have to live with Lao Tzu all the time? Yaxing is up to it, kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to exchange with Li Feng, and Lao Tzu will go back to the headquarters to live for a few days. I hope this kid won't pester Lao Tzu in the future, otherwise how can I have time to care about him when Lao Tzu is looking for an enemy to fight in the future?

"Then how do you plan to spend the next two or three months in Yangzhou, Xiaohao?"

"If you want to take care of it, I can do whatever I like!"

"You...... Okay, yes, you have a character, you play hooligan and fight with my brother. Come on, Xianglan, go back to the house with the young master and throw him in this courtyard. ”

"Young master, but ......"

"Nothing. Why, didn't you even listen to the young master's words? You must know that this Li Mansion is the young master's final say. Li Tianyu said viciously. Troublesome, this little naughty boy, if you don't educate him ruthlessly, and kill his sharp spirit, you won't turn Lao Tzu's Li Mansion upside down. It is impossible for Lao Tzu to allow people who are even more rampant than Lao Tzu to appear in the Li Mansion, no, Yangzhou, no, it is Jiangsu or even the Tang Dynasty.

"Yes, young master, Xianglan obeys." After that, Xianglan followed her young master into the house and really left Cui Hao, a little urchin, in the courtyard outside the house. But the first time I saw the young master being made big by a child, Xianglan couldn't help but laugh in her heart.

"Hey, what are you doing here? Doesn't it feel like I'm a child, so bullied! Sister, why are you leaving? Cui Hao was left alone in the courtyard, making noise here.

"Young master, wouldn't this be bad?"

"No, not at all. You should think like this, the young master is just doing this to educate him. With his current temperament, it is easy to have an accident when he goes outside. Not to mention the capital where the powerful gathered, so the young master's good intentions are actually for him. ”

"I see, young master. It's a pity that he may not be able to think of the young master's good intentions, but he will still hold a grudge against the young master. ”

"That's it, that's it. For the sake of his future and future, the young master did this wicked person, who made the young master such a noble person all along. ”

"Hey, hey, you come out for me, I'll count to three, if you don't come out again, I'll go in."

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"