Chapter 20: Three-person Tour, Half of the Theater Restaurant)

"First of all, do you want to help the young master?"

"Young Master, you will see the outside world, as long as you are useful to get a small place, and the small one really has the ability to help the young master, young master, you can just give orders."

"It can be done, it can be done! You can definitely do it! ”

Seeing that Li Tianyu hadn't said anything, Chen Youliang next to him immediately replied. It looked like the promise of a vendor selling fakes.

"Li Feng, in fact, what the young master asked you to help with is not that difficult, at least for you, a Schwarzenegger muscular man, it is as ordinary as you just ate chicken legs. How's that, no problem, right? ”

"Young master, tell me something!"

"Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to cooperate with the young master to act in a play, it's as simple as that."

"But young master, I've never seen a play, let alone acting."

"That, in fact, the acting that the young master said is not the kind of acting you look like, I just want you to help the young master bully someone, there is nothing wrong with this, right?"

"No problem, whoever he is? As long as he offends the young master, the little one will risk his life to dismantle him! ”

Yaxingda, eight pieces? Wow, you're too bloody and violent, and you're really not a good boy. But then again, with Lao Tzu's current martial arts and illustrious background, who would dare to bully Lao Tzu in his father's one-third of an acre? What are you shhhh Lao Tzu is now a "chrysanthemum point acuman", be careful to anger Lao Tzu, burst a hole in your one-yuan steel hammer, and transform it into a round square hole coin of "Zhenguan Tongbao".

"That, in fact, it's not that he offended the young master, and you don't need to dismantle people! In fact, it's a big dismantle, ah no, it's just a simple love. ”

"Then young master, what are you going to do with the little one? Is it eight or four, or is it love? ”

FUCK! Lao Tzu was completely speechless. Why is it so difficult for the people around Lao Tzu to communicate with Lao Tzu? Is it because their IQ index is low, or is Lao Tzu's IP index not in the same LAN as them?

"That, let me tell you this, Li Feng, now the young master wants to let someone listen to the young master in the future, but the young master doesn't know him, and people will definitely not listen to the young master. So the young master wants you to pretend to be a bully to fix this person, and at this time, the young master turns into a hero to save him from your hands. After that, what do you think he will do to the young master? ”

"Then he will definitely make cows and horses for the young master in the next life!"

"Well, it's not that serious, it's almost, in order to stop being bullied by you in the future, he will definitely stay with the young master and follow the young master, right?"

"But young master, I've never bullied anyone, let alone keep bullying him in the future."

"Dizzy, I mean what if, besides, he was often bullied by others before, if there is no young master to save him, he will continue to be bullied in the future!"

"Oh."

"In short, it's as simple as asking you to help, it's to pretend to be a bully who often bullies the weak to bully someone, and then the young master suddenly comes to the rescue and knocks you away. When you finally left, you said the last sentence: 'Even if you have a master to help you today, I don't believe that you can meet a noble person every day, and I want you to look good next time when you are alone!' 'Something like that! Got it? ”

"Well, I know the young master, in short, I will do whatever the young master tells me when the time comes."

"Yes, this is a qualified soldier! Not bad! has the potential to be a special soldier in the Li Mansion! ”

"Huh."

I saw Li Feng smirk awkwardly. Ay! There was no way, because he was too close to the young master to hear what the young master said? Wrong! I heard the young master's words very quickly, and I didn't have time to make the brain think, hey, the brain's four-core processor is still not good enough.

"By the way, Li Feng, do you say there are many poor families here near our home? Are there a lot of people like that? ”

"Back to the young master, there are basically no families like the young master said near our house!"

Banana that Bara, think about it, how can there be many poor families next to the governor's house? The land near Li Mansion alone is enough for ordinary people to drink a pot. It's noisy, then this is really a thing! Wow Ka Ka, it's really not good, Lao Tzu just; Woo a few rich children who have no capital and are crazy about Lao Tzu. Of course, this has to be explored with the vision of Lao Tzu making the best friends in junior high and high school, Lao Tzu can see at a glance whether he is the kind of person who always wants to find something to do, ah, no, he is ambitious, unwilling to be lonely, and Lao Tzu will always have lofty thoughts and ambitions.

"Then Li Feng, tell me if there is a kind of rich kid near our house who is a little more gentlemanly, that is, someone who usually wants to have fun when he is idle, and always wants to find something new and exciting."

"Back to the young master, don't hide it, you are the most honest young master near the Li Mansion, and the others are the kind of people you said, young master, like the son of the rice merchant Boss Zhang's family, the young master of the salt merchant Boss Feng's family, and the son of the cloth merchant Boss Xu's family......"

Wow Ka Ka, Lao Tzu is honest? Well, but Lao Tzu has always been like this in front of outsiders, and after the award, Lao Tzu's heart will always implement the scientific concept of development and the principle of eight honors and eight shames, so Lao Tzu will have such a high popularity! (Ah Liang: Just you?) Ahh It's also popular, I see your fox spirit! It's Li Bao'er who is honest, okay? But I didn't expect that there were so many fellow disciples and brothers around me! Okay, when will I go to them and give Lao Tzu the status of this senior brother, just because Lao Tzu burned 10 million banknotes and lit cigarettes, this level of stupidity can't suppress you stupid A? Although Lao Tzu took a 10 million pluto to light a cigarette when he went to the grave, there is a kind of kind of you who also burned half of Lao Tzu's 21st century ghost foreign ticket with Hades! Besides, now Lao Tzu's father is still the governor! You're crazy in front of me!

"Oh, yes, I see! To tell you the truth, young master, I'm going to start a gang now, do you have any better suggestions? To put it bluntly, in fact, the young master just wants to find a few more people like the young master and those who are loyal to the young master to create a career together! ”

"Back to the young master, the young master is ambitious, which is beyond the reach of the small one, but the small one thinks that the young master should indeed find a few more like-minded people in the early stage, and then mobilize everyone to find more like-minded people together. Because I think it would be difficult and troublesome for the young master to go to find it alone. In fact, the young master only needs to be a manager like the master, the overall power is in his hands, and the direction is grasped. ”

Wow, even Li Feng is so bullish, Lao Tzu still thinks that he belongs to Zhang Fei and Li Kui's number one character, the kind that only has muscle cells, not brain cells. Yaxingda, the characters of the Li Mansion are really not covered, and the eyes of any small family are almost beyond the owner of this hotel. Well, the hotel owner didn't eavesdrop at the door, did he? You can't steal it, Lao Tzu said it secretly in his heart. However, what he said is also a little reasonable, the problem is that now Lao Tzu is a "light pole commander", uh, at most there is a Chen Youliang, who will Lao Tzu manage? Manage him kid? Hey, but after Lao Tzu has developed enough N Chen Youliang, let Chen Youliang develop his own N+1 bottom-level personnel. When the time comes, Lao Tzu only needs to manage this N Chen Youliang. It's noisy, how does this sound a bit like the development "downline" in the legendary illegal pyramid scheme. Banana that Bara, fortunately, there is no crackdown on illegal pyramid schemes at this time. When the time comes, Lao Tzu only needs to sit at the top of the high pyramid and practice the old man in peace, wahahaha!

"Okay, let's not talk about that, the main reason for calling you today is actually to invite you to dinner. Without saying this, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Patronizing and saying, I haven't tasted the food here, is it delicious? ”

Banana that Bara, if I say it for a while, I'll eat a P! Today can be regarded as a guest invited by Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu doesn't know how many meals he has been hungry for this meal, how many boxes of Jiangzhong brand stomach and diet tablets have eaten, and they are all children's clothes that are difficult to buy, and Lao Tzu is counting on this meal all his life. Yaxingda, this is Lao Tzu's first time! What to look at, as soon as you look at your "stupid" eyes, Lao Tzu knows that you want to be crooked, Lao Tzu is talking about the first time to eat a meal in a Datang restaurant. It's noisy, there are really not many people as upright as Lao Tzu in this era!

"I said Youliang, what games do you usually play when you eat here? For example, the super classic 'light 7 dark 7' counts, punch guessing, rock-paper-scissors, finger pressing......"

Brother Tianyu smiled, but he didn't hide that Brother Tianyu had never heard of what he said, and he occasionally chanted poems with his friends, just against them. Sometimes, if there are a lot of people, they will ask Mai Ji to help with the fun. As for what Brother Tianyu played, he really never played. ”

Yaxingda, it turns out that people in the Tang Dynasty ate and drank to play here! But I really haven't seen those singing and dancing girls! Wow Ka Ka, do you want to call someone over now to take a look, the sun, Lao Tzu is not a flower wine, and he will not do anything immoral, of course, it is still ~~~~ to be called!

"That Youliang, you should call the boss the legendary dancing girl now, anyway, it's not interesting for our brother to just eat now, if you need to pay extra, it's all on my account, as long as our brother can have a good time!"

"Okay, I was just wondering if I should call my brother. Since my brother has said it, then I won't want to go if I don't call it anymore. Boss, boss? ”

"What's the matter, Gongzi Chen, what do you command?"

"That, boss, you give us the dish I ordered just now, and by the way, send a dancing girl over, it's not interesting for the three of us to eat and drink in it, so you send a few dancing girls to adjust the atmosphere and relax." Nothing is wrong, right? As for the cost, we're not short of money! ”

"No, no problem, I've got all the expenses, how to say, you sons finally came to the building once, you must eat, drink and have fun! The little one just said, you sons just see what to do today, just call it! The cost is not a problem, and we are not short of money! ”

"Okay, boss, no problem, take care of me! If you have anything, just call you, in the future, I, Chen Youliang, will come to you as long as I go to the restaurant. ”

"Okay, Gongzi Chen, the little one is waiting for you at any time, and the little one will call you!"

"Thank you, boss!"

It's noisy, this boss is very good at doing things, no wonder he can open the restaurant next to Lao Tzu's house. But how can Lao Tzu feel more and more that Chen Youliang and the boss seem to be together! Did Lao Tzu accidentally fall into their trap? I always feel that the eyes of the two of them looking at Lao Tzu are a little **. It's very similar to the way the gray wolf looks at the lazy sheep. Yaxingda, no matter what, you are just ** again, can there be Lao Tzu**? Have you seen Tokyo Fever? Have you seen ***? Have you ever taken a photo with Sora Aoi? Or did you have a human feast with Maria Ozawa? Noisy,**, Lao Tzu is the ancestor of the Tang Dynasty!

"That's right, Youliang, Li Feng ......"