"That's right, Youliang, Li Feng, just now I just said, we haven't touched one yet, come, now Ben Shao will personally pour wine for the two of you, and our brother will meet one first!" "No need, Brother Tianyu, why bother, let's just take an altar by ourselves. Come, Brother Tianyu, this altar is for you, this altar is for Brother Li Feng, and this altar belongs to me Chen Youliang! ”

After speaking, I saw Chen Youliang take a jar of wine, pick it up, remove the "seal" and stopper, and hand it to Li Tianyu, then took another jar of wine to Li Feng, and finally took another jar of wine himself. and then prepare to clink glasses with Li Tianyu, no, (audience: Why are you so old!) It won't be to cheat the word count! A Liang: Well, that's because of Zhao Zhengchun's slip of the tongue reported on the scene at the time! (Thinking:) noisy, did the audience grow up eating brain platinum these days? It's so hard to fool! Lao Tzu wants to exchange with Li Tianyu's stupid A, and let Lao Tzu go to the Tang Dynasty to fool the ancients! It's a touch of the altar and a drink!

"Uh, Qiao's horse! Then I said Youliang, you and I are both literate people, right? You say how can we educated people do things that are not educated? This wine, all you drink are those vulgar and reckless people who don't know how to drink, they can only pour it! Elegant and civilized people like us, who know how to solve their worries only by drinking, should slowly taste wine with a heart that overthrows imperialism, right? So the younger brother still suggests that we run into a bowl first, and it should be regarded as gargling! ”

It's noisy, it's too fake! Although Lao Tzu doesn't know exactly how much alcohol this wine is, but when he comes up, he blows a jar directly, wow, even Nongfu Spring Lao Tzu doesn't do it! In case Lao Tzu really drinks too much and burps fart, it won't be a big loss, it doesn't matter if Lao Tzu burps and farts, the problem is that Datang still has hundreds of millions of women waiting for Lao Tzu, the president of the Women's Federation Foundation, to save, and there are trillions of hot-blooded young people, that is, angry youth, waiting for Lao Tzu to organize and lead! Besides, even if I don't burp a fart, if I accidentally drink too much, why should I drive home? Banana that Bara, no, how to say, you can't just blow it off if you come up, I haven't eaten much to pad my stomach before, in case I really want to vomit for a while, my stomach has nothing to vomit, then how embarrassed I am!

"Young master, I remember that when you used to go to Xinghualou to listen to books and drink, you were almost able to drink two jars, and this jar of wine shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"Of course, it's not the young master's blowing, the wine that the young master used to drink is called wine, and the thing he drinks now is probably the same as Yili You's sour ru! It's just that an elegant person like the young master is not used to such uncivilized manners! ”

Is it? Why did I see that young master, you were quite fierce when you grabbed the chicken legs? and the spicy tofu that is 108,000 miles away from you was all picked up by you for Qiang Jian.

"However, what Brother Tianyu said is also right! Okay, let's touch it with a bowl for the first time! Anyway, one person and two jars of wine can't escape! I believe that Brother Tianyu will definitely not bow to the wind, right? ”

"That is, I, Li Tianyu, have always sacrificed my life to accompany a gentleman when I drink. I will drink as much as you want, even if I am drunk and vomit, I will continue to drink with you, and I will definitely not miss a glass of you! ”

is noisy, Lao Tzu is not stupid to drink violently, Lao Tzu has always made decisions based on the situation. Yes, Lao Tzu just said that there will be no less cup for you, but there is no cup here! Even if you ask the boss to come up with a cup, Lao Tzu will not be so easy to cup, because although Lao Tzu will not miss you by one cup, he did not say that he will not miss you two cups, three cups or even a bowl and a jar. Yaxingda, Lao Tzu has always been a talker, and I can only blame you ancient people who only know "Zhihu Ye" every day for being too stupid to hear the other side of what Lao Tzu said. Ay! A bunch of single-celled animals!

"Okay, then I will personally fill it up for Brother Tianyu and Brother Feng!"

"Huh? Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, Chen Gongzi! ”

"What don't you dare to do, the people sitting here today are all your brothers, no outsiders!"

"Brother Feng, you see that Chen Gongzi has said so, so in the future, only if you have any difficulties, you can go to Youliang. For example, if you don't have enough pocket money, what do you want to do to harm others and benefit yourself, ah no, it's a matter of sacrificing yourself for others, you can go to Youliang! Right, Youliang? ”

"Uh, haha~~~"

I saw that Chen Youliang was very embarrassed and laughed while giving everyone a bowl, oh, that is, that stupid A and the 13E audience present and the director, including Ah Liang, each poured a bowl of wine.

"Come, Youliang, Brother Feng, for the prosperity and prosperity of the Tang People's Republic of China, I will do this cup first!"

Through the crack in the door, we can see that Li Tianyu stood up very chicly, raised his bowl with his right hand, and then under the leadership of Brother Tian, Chen Youliang and Li Feng also stood up. I thought that Li Tianyu was going to say something impassioned, but when they heard every word Li Tianyu said, they rushed to sit down. But in the end, with the same heart of long live the Chinese nation, he picked up his wine bowl and slammed it into Li Tianyu's wine bowl, the surging impact almost made the earth tremble three times, almost making Li Tianyu want to die, and then he drank it all.

"Aha~~~ Good wine, good wine!"

It's noisy, and it's really good wine. I said, why did the ancients drink so much? It turns out that the ancients were quite experienced in drinking, and they almost spilled half a bowl of wine just by touching the bowl, and deliberately exposed half a bowl from their mouths when they drank. Yaxingda, those other than Lao Tzu are all scenes when the heroes and heroes on the TV series are drinking, but I didn't expect that there is really such a stupid A in reality. It's the same when you drink Rémy Martin for 56 years, banana Barra, this meal can be regarded as Lao Tzu's invitation, don't finally give Lao Tzu the whole $1,000 of wine only enough to drink $250, and donate the rest to our dear Mother Earth.

However, this wine is really delicious. It tastes a bit like the fruit beer that Lao Tzu used to drink, mixed with the taste of wheat. Wow Ka Ka Ka, is it really Nongfu Spring? Banana that Bara, where is the Industrial and Commercial Bureau? Lao Tzu is going to sue this store! However, it is estimated that Lao Tzu will be able to blow on the jar in the future. Wow ha, I'm really good! Those of you who blow beer in the future generations, don't be crazy with Lao Tzu in the future, Lao Tzu is now a bull who blows liquor directly from the jar! I'll be your grandfather.

"Youliang, this wine is really good! How much do you usually drink here? ”

"Don't hide it from Brother Tianyu, a few days ago, when I was having dinner with several brothers and brothers in the family, a birdman suggested that someone drink more. You also know that Brother Wei has been crisscrossing the wine market for decades, and he is a master nicknamed 'Wine Farm Ghost Sorrow'. As a result, that time made Brother Wei so drunk that it was dark, and the ghost cried. The best of the birds all gave in, but when I got home, none of the birdmen came to pick me up, and in the end, the boss sent a carriage to send my brother home. Since that beating, none of them have dared to drink from me to eat and drink together. You said that they were afraid that they would not be able to drink enough, but they had to say that Lao Tzu was not drinking properly, Brother Tianyu, do you see that I am so handsome, am I like that kind of person who has an improper drinking style? ”

"Don't say it, I don't know who you are, it's the same integrity, kindness, honesty, handsome, and low-key as me...... The people of our Tianyu Alliance are all such high-quality elites. Youliang, you didn't embarrass our Tianyu League, let them see that the handsome guys of our Tianyu League drank no less than the 105 fierce men in Liangshan back then. I think they must have drunk too much and were hallucinating. But I said Youliang, how many jars of wine did you drink at that time? ”

It's noisy, just like you, you've been in the wine farm for decades, and ten years ago, it was estimated that you were still in the dairy farm like Lao Tzu! But although you have surpassed them, you are still worse than Lao Tzu. You are not as good as Lao Tzu compared to drinking milk, what kind of milk have you drunk since you were a child? Lao Tzu is a 21st century Xiaoqiang who grew up drinking Niu A's Sanlu milk, can you ancient people compare the resistance of this body? And the liquor that Lao Tzu drinks is blended with industrial alcohol, do you dare to compare with Lao Tzu, the leader of the alliance known as the "Great Luo Immortal of the Wine Field"? Think about it with your lower body, you know you don't dare.

"Oh, that, I don't remember very well. It seems that I drank enough six or seven altars at that time! ”

"Okay, it deserves to be the second leader of our Tianyu Alliance, and the drinking is almost more than Qiao Feng's Niucha!"

Yaxingda, you just blow it! It's also six or seven altars, and it is estimated that even if you don't get alcohol poisoning when you drink the fifth altar, you will be bothered by your stomach, your kidneys, and your suffocation. However, if you really drink six or seven jars, it is estimated that it will either be mixed water, or when each jar is drunk, only one-third of it will be drunk, and the rest will be contributed to our Mother Earth. Noisy, I don't understand you ancients, especially these decrepit buddies who seem to be polite and polite, and they are not the fierce men of Liangshan, who only drink a little bit of wine, and the rest are all on the ground, aren't you afraid of the flood of wine underground? Aren't you afraid of wetting your equipment? Wow, who's this? Why do you wear the same clothes as the legendary saintess of the White Lotus Sect?

"Youliang, who is this? You horse? ”

"Brother Tianyu laughed, this is a dancing girl, didn't we just ask the boss to invite a dancing girl over?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am dancing in the next moon and come to offer a dance for all my sons to help the wine."

Wow Ka Ka ? Mayday? Why is everyone's name here so weird? Hey, I really don't understand you ancients, you drink wine, you have to find a horse to dance; Let's dance, it's still the kind of dance that is weak and moaning without illness, and what kind of clothes are you wearing, those are big, so long, and the sleeves are taller than people, do you think your dancing skills are as high as the martial arts of the little dragon girl? It's really better to wear a low-cut translucent vest on the upper body, a miniskirt on the lower body, and then find a pole and start a hot and sexy pole dance. It's noisy, even if Lao Tzu doesn't drink alcohol, he will get drunk even if he doesn't drink this kind of dance. It seems that Lao Tzu has to show you ancients the dance steps of the Heavenly King "Michael Tianyuxun"? Let me show you what it means to be a good dancer? Who is the real leader of the Dance Forest Alliance?

"Well, Miss Mayday, your old sensei danced again, and I was really intoxicated by your old dancing posture when I danced again. What if I can't sleep tonight? And it always feels like your old dancing style is a bit like Sadako! So please come over and I'll sit here for a while, drink some wine, and take a break by the way. ”

After speaking, I saw Li Tianyu walking towards the place where the dancing girl Wu Yuetian was dancing, which happened to be in the center of a circle in the middle of the carpet in the room. It's noisy, and it's really a bit suitable for hip-hop dancing. But it's a pity that there is no subwoofer here to accompany Lao Tzu's dance music! Hey, I can only hum it in my mouth in a low-key way! I don't know if hip-hop has fallen behind after crossing over? It's noisy, Lao Tzu danced only for our coach and captain and lead dancer!

"Tianyu, what are you doing here? I saw Miss Dance dancing pretty well. ”

"Haha, don't hide it from Brother Liang, I can't appreciate this level, I feel that this eldest sister is completely entertaining herself. Moreover, my brother has just created a set of hip-hop dance suitable for teens like us, and if it works well, I plan to open a training class in the future. Well, what's a good name? That's right, it's called 'Hip Hop Gang'. Brother Feng, you can also take a good look, the principal of the 'Hip Hop Gang' will be you in the future, I will only be the secretary of the school party committee, ah no, it is the secretary of the gang committee! It's not Secretary Metersbonwe, don't hear me wrong! Look how confused your eyes are! ”

"Okay, the moment of the return of the King of Heaven is coming, and the moment of promoting the development of the Tang Dance Forest will also be coming soon, audience, please put on your three-dimensional glasses, wave the light stick in your hand, and walk with my beat......"