Since Li Tianyu's little cousin Cui Hao came to this Li Mansion, Li Tianyu has never had a day of peace. And what's even more hateful is that every time Cui Hao, this kid, behaves unusually well-behaved and sensible in the presence of adults. has even been praised by Li Tianyu's parents several times. However, when only Li Tianyu was present, he turned back into the little demon king of the world. And he didn't forget to pester Li Tianyu all the time, even when Li Tianyu went to the toilet, this kid didn't let go, which undoubtedly made Li Tianyu feel a headache abnormally. Even Li Tianyu finally gave him an ultimatum: "If you bother Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows." But this kid is also very good, and he knows that Li Tianyu is talking big, so in the end, he can't be stopped.

The last time Li Tianyu threw him outside the house, this kid took it upon himself to count three and came in again. Originally, Li Tianyu still locked the door of the house, but after seeing that this kid couldn't get in, he actually stood outside the door and cried, and the crying was so heartbreaking that he screamed in the end, Li Tianyu couldn't help it, and opened the door for him personally, but after opening the door, he found that this kid and his grandmother didn't cry at all, they were all pretended. Suddenly Li Tianyu felt a sense of powerlessness, and then his blood surged. And Cui Hao, this kid, didn't treat himself as an outsider at all, and after entering Li Tianyu's house, he looked back and forth and commented.

"Hey, I said Cui Hao, do you have a nickname called 'Qiu Gao'?"

"No, how can you talk nonsense about me like this?"

"Unsubstantiated? If you kid weren't 'Qiu Gao', would I be 'refreshed' by you? ”

Xianglan on the side couldn't help but laugh after listening to the conversation between the two cousins. In fact, she still likes Li Tianyu's cousin quite a lot in her heart, and thinks that it is a very correct thing for these two cousins to be together now. In this way, at least the young master will no longer become Li Bao'er who does not go out of the door every day like before.

But since Li Tianyu found a killer feature, he has also felt a lot easier. Noisy, don't look at this kid so reliably, he has a fatal weakness that he likes to listen to Li Tianyu tell stories. Of course, there is also a point because Li Tianyu is born to fool people, especially since the other party is still this kind of hairy boy in early youth. In addition, Li Tianyu told him all some postmodern stories that he had never heard of, which made this Cui Hao now pinched by Li Tianyu, not just when he told the kid the first Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale or the "Little Match Selling Girl" in Grimm's fairy tale, the kid was no longer restless, and sat down quietly to listen to Li Tianyu's flickering. And Li Tianyu also found that this kid is very studious, and his learning ability far surpasses himself. Let's just take the "Tianyu Snooker Billiards" as an example, now he kid can play very steadily, although it is far from being comparable with an old bird-level figure like Li Tianyu, but it has far surpassed Chen Youliang's novice rookie. At this point, Li Tianyu is still a little proud of him.

Li Tianyu is not stupid, every time he tells a story to this cousin in segments, and every time he stops after reaching a climax. It's unbearable to die of our little cousin Cui Hao. However, our Li Tianyu has a beautiful name, "Look at your performance to decide how much to tell you next time", which really made him live a stable time. The most important thing is that it has also honed the temperament of this crayon little new cousin.

"Brother Tian, you haven't finished telling me the story of the 'lighterbox' last time? What happened to him when he was finally sentenced to death? Is he really dead? ”

"Well, he's dead. He was beheaded by the king. ”

"I don't believe it, you lied to me, he can't die. You will die, and you will be beheaded by the emperor! "Obviously, our simple cousin Cui Hao is still unwilling to accept something that is more than reasonable.

"Hey, I warn you, boy, if you talk nonsense, I'll never tell you a story again." It's noisy, it's just you, kid, and you cursed and threatened my brother, which is too much for Lao Tzu to fall scum.

After hearing my cousin say this, our little cousin Cui Hao couldn't say anything more. After all, he has more than he can feel about what he loves, or what might be called "dignity."

And our Li Tianyu also saw that this kid was messed up, but after pestering himself to tell him stories all the time, he was made big by this new problem. So, he immediately changed his way, it was time to popularize popular science knowledge with this kid, and asked him about "100,000 whys". This also removes Li Tianyu's feeling of being at peace every day like the landlord's debt collection. And it also made this kid almost transform into the previous Li Bao'er, and he began to frown and ponder when he had nothing to do, although he would not completely come up with these answers every time. But with this Li Tianyu's occasional prompts, coupled with the words that probably provoked him, he became more and more pleasing to Li Tianyu's eyes.

"Young Master, where are you going?" Xianglan asked when she saw our young master just cautiously walking out of his own territory.

I saw that our Li Tianyu was like a thief, tiptoeing, and every step was to tiptoe to the outside of the courtyard. It's noisy, the entire Li Mansion is clearly Lao Tzu's territory, why does Lao Tzu have to be like a thief now? It's fucking getting more and more back. If this is spread out, how can Lao Tzu be embarrassed to say anything to the younger brothers to unify the Tang Dynasty.

"Shhhhh Don't let him hear you. The young master is going out to go to Chen's mansion. Our Li Tianyu lowered his voice and said to Xianglan Xiao MM.

"Oh, young master, Xianglan knows, then young master, please be careful." I saw our pandan little MM jokingly with the same feelings.

Make trouble, do you think it's easy for Lao Tzu? Now I have to avoid this little plague god when I walk at home every day, which is no less exciting than when Youliang hid from his mother at home.

"God~~ brother, where are you going?" I saw a childish voice coming from behind Li Tianyu, who was about to escape without permission, as soon as Li Tianyu heard this voice, he knew that something was wrong, and he suddenly felt like he was petrified.

"Well, it's Brother Xiaohao. Your brother I just want to go to WC, go to the toilet, go to the toilet. Although it was a hot June day, Li Tianyu felt as if he was in a cold sweat. Troublesome, is he too cheap, and he behaves so painfully in front of a little Zhengtai.

"Oh~~ It turns out that Brother Tian is going to the toilet. I thought they were going to sneak out on my back again. "Don't look at the young age of our cousin, but the emphasis on this speech is really complete and vivid.

"How can this be? How can it? How could I do it to deceive our innocent and incomprehensible, oh, there is no latter one, how can I do such a thing that deceives you and is indignant and heaven and earth do not tolerate? Besides, if you really go out to play, can your Brother Tian not call you, you must know that although your Brother Tian is a hundred times stronger than you in all aspects, but only in terms of eating, drinking and having fun, he is still 100,000 miles away from you. So, I just go to the toilet, go to the toilet. "Hey, this kid's little universe is too fucking strong. Lao Tzu can try to avoid his kid and slip away in a low-key manner, is there any royal law? And this kid is also very good, it is estimated that Lao Tzu's explanation will naturally not have much effect on him.

"That's fine, Brother Tian. Xiao Hao personally set up a game of 'Tian Ge Snooker Billiards' for Brother Tian and me here, and when Brother Tian comes back from the toilet, I will accompany Xiao Hao to have a few handfuls. Don't tell Brother Tian that Xiao Hao is now deeply in love with this billiards. And if Xiao Hao doesn't win Brother Tian today, Xiao Hao won't go to eat and sleep. As for Brother Tian, you will also come to play with Xiaohao until dawn. ”

"Then since Xiao Hao said so. It's useless to talk too much, let's open it. Brother Tian will come over to accompany you to fight for three hundred rounds. ”

"Didn't my brother need to go to the toilet that day?"

"It's like a toilet. Of course, Xiao Hao's cousin's future is important. ”

It's noisy, Lao Tzu is now being told by you kid that he has a fucking endocrine disorder, incontinence and even almost a lifetime, how can he go to boo. Banana, you Barra, with your little broom star, how can Lao Tzu feel more difficult to deal with than the robbers in the Black Wind Village in the north of the city? Sure enough, the fuck is that hooligans are not scary, the key is that they are afraid that hooligans are educated.

So Li Tianyu saw that his plan to secretly leave home was completely ruined, so he had to accompany Cui Hao's little cousin to play this "Tianyu Snooker Billiards". This is probably the first time Li Tianyu feels that playing billiards is such a disgusting entertainment sport. Youliang, forgive me, I have something unspeakable in the house.

Next, in the process of playing, Li Tianyu did find that the playing level of this broom star cousin has indeed improved greatly. Could it be that this is the result of being with me for a long time? This is the only way to explain it, so it must be like this.

"Xiao Hao, you see that you are already so powerful, Brother Tian is obviously not your opponent anymore. Do you think it's a chance for Brother Tian to go out to study? After seeing his cousin hit one of his big balls from the southern hemisphere into the pit in the northern hemisphere, Li Tianyu said.

"Oh? So where do you go out to study? Could it be that there is still a place to play this 'Tianyu Snooker Billiards' outside? I haven't heard of it. And I also heard Sister Xianglan say before, this 'Tianyu Snooker Billiards' was invented by you, Brother Tian, and now the entire Tang Dynasty only has this Li Mansion. ”

"Well, in fact, I'm going out there to find some physics experts to make up for my physics. For example, the 'Gogosnooker billiards' we play most intuitively involves the principle that the angle of reflection is equal to the angle of incidence in physics, the principle of conservation of momentum and the relevant knowledge of friction. So your brother Tian just went out to make up for this knowledge so that he could become your fierce rival in the future. That is to say, your brother Tian, I only went out to learn theoretical knowledge first, not to practice. Do you work clearly? ”

It's noisy, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe that he really can't fool you, I don't think that your own name is "Cui Hao" is very good, you know, Lao Tzu is now a person from the 21st century, more than a century and a few light years above the level of you want to be a cow. Besides, only Lao Tzu understands that you will be famous in the Tang Dynasty and a household name in the future. Provoke Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will now snatch the copyright of all the poems you have written in your future life, let them come out now, and then see who you kid will cry to?

"Hmph, if you want to go out, you just want to go out." Our little cousin muttered under his breath.

"Brother God, if you want to go out, go out directly. This is the Li Mansion, it's your home. And no one can control you, don't you? ”

"yes, I think so, too. Okay, Xiao Hao, you play by yourself first, Brother Tian, I'll go to the toilet. "Anyway, Li Tianyu really wanted to go outside the mansion, of course, in fact, Li Tianyu just deliberately tested the little demon king in front of him like this. Based on his understanding of this cousin in the past few days, if he can really escape this kid's clutches now, then this kid won't be called Cui Hao.

"Wait, Brother Tian, I haven't finished my sentence yet. This Li Mansion is Brother Tian's home, and there is naturally nothing wrong with Brother Tian's freedom of coming and going. But Xiao Hao is also a guest of our Li Mansion now, right, Brother Tian? Since Xiao Hao is a guest of our Li Mansion, and Brother Tian happens to be the owner of our Li Mansion, does that mean that Brother Tian, as the host, also has to entertain Xiao Hao as a guest? ”

"Okay, you don't need to say it, Xiao Hao, now it's time for Brother Tian to fight. Look at it, Brother Tian is directly fighting Black Eight this time. After Li Tianyu heard what this kid said, he already knew what kind of fart and his kid was going to do. So he immediately had a suicidal impulse, planning to directly score the black eight balls and bring them in.

"Since Brother Tian wants to go out of the house again, and he has to entertain Xiao Hao all the time, why didn't Brother Tian go out with Xiao Hao that day? Wouldn't this not only be able to teach Brother Tian out, but also entertain Xiao Hao? How's it going, brother? ”

It's noisy, it turns out that your kid is playing this abacus. It seems reasonable, but if Lao Tzu really wants to take you as a naughty boy everywhere, then Lao Tzu would rather not go anywhere. still obediently continued to be Li Bao'er before Lao Tzu in the Li Mansion, until Lao Tzu died because of sentimentality.

"Where, where. Xiao Hao, Brother Tian, you still don't understand. has always been sincere, when encountering this kind of problem, your brother Tian naturally won't even think about it, he will definitely give up everything and stay in the house to accompany you professionally. Okay, Xiao Hao doesn't need to say much, your brother Tian and I have made up my mind. Okay, I didn't make it to the black eight, it's your turn to make a shot. ”

"God~~ brother, you can take Xiaohao out for a walk. To be honest, in fact, Xiao Hao feels very bored in the house, and wants to go out for a walk, but Xiao Hao is worried that if he goes out alone, it will be easy to meet bad people, in case something really happens to Xiao Hao, isn't it going to kill his uncle and aunt in a hurry? So, Brother Tian, you can take Xiaohao out for a walk. ”

Yaxingda, I said why? I see, the feeling is that this kid also wants to go out. But what this kid said also makes some sense, and if he calls Lao Tzu to go out together, all his kid's expenses will definitely be paid by Lao Tzu, and he can do some bad things in a grand manner, anyway, in the end, he can also say "I went out with my brother Tian". It's noisy, but it looks like it's quite mutually beneficial. Besides, his kid is going to go to Beijing with Lao Tzu in October, which means that he will stay here for at least two months, and of course Lao Tzu can't delay Lao Tzu's grand plan of the Tianyu League because he has been staying in the Li Mansion for these two months.

"Then, if I take you out, you kid will have to promise me that all these things going out will be kept secret to me, and you kid will have to find a way to keep yourself low-key. Otherwise, don't expect your brother Tian and me to take you out again next time. "It's noisy, if Lao Tzu takes him out, it will inevitably let his kid know some secrets of the Tianyu League, in case his kid is a big mouth, wouldn't Lao Tzu set himself on fire? And I don't know what his kid will think after seeing those scenes? However, with the style of his kid who is a demon king of the mixed world, it is estimated that he is also a master who is not afraid of the sky and the earth.

"Yes, yes, Brother Tian. Xiao Hao knows, as long as Brother Tian says a word, Xiao Hao will listen to Brother Tian for everything after you go out. As soon as our little hao heard Li Tianyu say this, he knew that this thing would definitely be done, so he immediately assured him. It still looks a lot like the guarantee of the vendors who sold fake goods in later generations.

"Well, okay then, then you can go with me to the Chen Mansion to find Youliang now. By the way, do you kid know how to ride a horse? ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Tian, I won't tell you, when I was in Jinling, I started riding horses at the age of eight. I've been riding a horse for five or six years now. ”

It's noisy, you kid just blow it, and he started riding a horse at the age of eight, and when he was eight years old, it is estimated that your boy didn't have a fucking whip, ah no, he didn't have a horse's legs. Not to mention horseback riding, of course, there is also a possibility that your kid is riding a horse, but there is another person on the horse, such as your father riding a horse with you.

"That's very good, since Xiao Hao can ride a horse, then let's ride a horse out today." Banana that Bara, it is said that Lao Tzu still has a horse thrown at Chen Youliang, and today is just the past to ask him to ride the kid back at the end.

"This, Brother Tian, why does Xiao Hao ride a horse, but instead ride a horse out?" Obviously, our little hao was stunned by his cousin's words.

"Brother Tian, I can't ride a horse, okay?"

"Oh." Although he said this, our Xiaohao looked at Li Tianyu with a suspicious gaze, and he looked like he believed in you.

So after deciding, the two went out of Li's mansion, found someone to arrange a BMW X6, and then went to Chen's mansion. As for the issue of the main driver's seat and the co-pilot's seat, of course, our Li Tianyu is sitting in the main driver's seat, and Cui Hao is sitting in the co-pilot's seat. Because driving without a license in these years has to be fined and detained, not to mention that this kid's father is not Li Jiacheng? Besides, under the gaze of the Li Mansion, where did Lao Tzu tell this kid to drive a car with Lao Tzu? At least we'll have to wait until there's no one.

In this way, the two of them had a ** smile on their faces that finally walked out of the gate of the Li Mansion and went towards Chen Fubiao.