Chapter 122: Li Shan's Scientific Argument (1)
"Oops, it hurts, light."
"Don't move, what are you going to do with such a big man taking two hits."
It is conceivable that in the end, of course, Li Shan had a fight to the death with two strong men, and the two sides were inextricably separated and evenly matched......
Well, in fact, it was Li Shan who was unilaterally crushed.
However, Qing'er didn't watch Li Shan being killed, and quickly came to the rescue. But Li Shan still suffered a lot of punches and kicks, but fortunately, these two people barely followed the morality of beating people without slapping their faces, and Li Shan did not break his appearance.
"Your martial arts are so high, why do you want me to be beaten? Do you have a problem with me? Li Shan rubbed his wounded place with a dissatisfied face.
Qing'er looked at Li Shan's resentful little daughter-in-law, and laughed twice: "I just want to see how capable you are, but I didn't expect you to be so weak." ”
"Weak or not, you can't just look at force, right? I admit that I haven't practiced martial arts, so I can't beat you, but if I don't practice martial arts, is it weak? Li Shan was very unconvinced.
"What? If you are not convinced, do you want us to compare again? Qing'er raised her little fist.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, you're amazing, I'm a weak chicken." Li Shan is well aware of the truth that heroes don't suffer losses in front of them, and hurriedly begged for mercy.
Touching his shoulder, Li Shan grinned in pain: "It would be nice if there were some ice cubes to put on it." ”
"It's the height of summer, it's hot, and you still want ice? Pipe dream. Qing'er immediately retorted with a disdainful face.
Li Shan rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "That's not necessarily." It's man-made, and you might be able to find ice. Do you want to bet? ”
Qing'er glanced at Li Shan disdainfully: "Okay, I'm afraid you won't make it?" What to bet on? ”
What to bet on? Li Shan didn't expect it. I guess I guess she got me beaten just now.
"Well, if I find ice, you'll be a maid for me for the days before I go back. How, on the other hand, I let you call? Li Shan said with a smile.
"Okay, but time is limited. I'll give you an afternoon, we're going to Lingyan Mountain Temple before dark, if you can't find it before dark. That's if you lose. "Qing'er is still very good at talking about conditions, only half a day, it's really hard to find.
Li Shan touched his nose and said with a smile: "Half a day is half a day." Bet. ”
Li Shan used saltpeter before. He had made ice cubes, which of course did not bother him. However, this saltpeter has to be bought in pharmacies, and before the invention of gunpowder, saltpeter has always been used as a medicinal material.
The guy from the pharmacy looked at Li Shan with a very strange look, but under the temptation of silver, he still gave him a large bag of saltpeter.
"See, the ice has been found." Li Shan held up a bag of saltpeter and wanted Qing'er to show off.
"It's fire. It's not ice, but what about ice? Could it be that you can still turn it into an ice cube? Qing'er obviously didn't believe it.
Li Shan bought a pass and said, "Don't worry about it first." With it there will be ice, let's wait until we find a place to stay. Now let's go to Lingyansan Temple. ”
With saltpeter in hand, Li Shan is confident.
Qing'er disagreed: "Want to delay time? Whatever you want, let's go to Lingyan Mountain Temple to live, and see how you play tricks when the time comes. ”
"Let's go and see, I heard that Zhang Dashan's house is haunted. There is a great immortal who really exorcises ghosts in his house! Qing'er and Li Shan were walking when they heard someone shouting.
Qing'er listened and said: "There are no ghosts in the world, it's just people deceiving themselves. ”
Li Shan is novel, but he didn't expect Qing'er to have this kind of insight. You must know that the ancient Chinese were very superstitious about ghosts, because Chinese believed in their ancestors, and the most worshiped were ghosts.
"There must be something strange about pretending to be a ghost, do you want to go and see it?" Li Shan was also a little curious, how ancient people deceived people.
The two followed the passers-by who came to see the excitement and came all the way to Zhang Dashan's house.
"This little brother, what is this good man doing?" Li Shan looked at this family, the door is high, the house is deep and the courtyard is thick, it must be a rich and noble family.
"You are from out of town, and you have never heard of Zhang Dashan's name. This is a well-known good man in our Suzhou City, the ancestor of Yinde, leaving the ancestral industry of Nuoda, on weekdays, he is kind and charitable, and gives food and money to our common people, so we all call him Zhang Dashan. ”
People are stupid and have a lot of money, if they want to deceive, they will definitely deceive you, Li Shan thought and pulled Qing'er in.
"Don't panic, don't panic, your headache is caused by a little ghost, today's poor road opening practice will definitely help you never suffer in the future." A man in a uniform stood in the courtyard.
Not to mention, this person really looks like a fairy wind and bones, a wisp of goatee, plus the dust in his hand, he behaves decently.
That great benevolent man must have been turned around by the great immortal, and he firmly believed in his words.
"Daxian, then please open the altar, as long as you can help me exorcise the ghosts and keep me healthy, there will be heavy thanks in the future."
"Where is Zhang Shanren, the old man is outside, where can he use any money, you just give some incense money, and the old man will open the altar."
The great immortal looked like he was not affected by the fireworks of the world, but in fact, he was looking at the money, quietly carrying a few ingots of silver into his arms and starting to do it.
I watched Daxian chanting words at the candlestick, constantly waving a peachwood sword and gesturing.
"Well, where is the bold demon running, look at my samadhi true fire."
After speaking, Daxian stuck a straw man on the peach wood sword, took out his own wine gourd, took a sip, and sprayed it on the straw man.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law."
Just looked at Daxian, holding a peachwood sword in one hand, and rubbing his body violently with the other hand, a blue flame appeared in his hand, but Daxian's hand did seem to be fine, pointing at the straw man.
"Samadhi is really hot, burn this demon for me."
As soon as he said this, the straw man on the dancing peachwood sword actually smoked, and suddenly, the fire splashed, and the entire straw man burned.
The onlookers all exclaimed, "What a great immortal, it can be a true fire of Samadhi." ”
Zhang Dashan was also dumbfounded, "Daxian hurry up and help me burn this demon, I still have a lot of thanks." ”
Li Shan smiled disappreciatively, he couldn't know these tricks too well.
"Qing'er, what do you think of this great immortal's samadhi true fire?" Li Shan wanted to tease this little girl.
"It's just a charlatan, not worth mentioning." Qing'er wasn't deceived, she was really a smart girl.
"Qing'er also knows that this is a trick? How can you see it? ”
"I don't see it, but I don't believe that there is any samadhi true fire in the world, this old Taoist priest is a charlatan at first glance, and he has no real skills. I'll go up and punch him three times and kick him to tell the truth. Qing'er said nonchalantly.
I'm dizzy, why is this little girl so violent, everything has to be solved with her fists. (To be continued.) )