Chapter 123: Li Shan's Scientific Arguments (2)
"Zhang Dashanren, the demons in your courtyard have been eliminated by me, you can rest assured." The great immortal danced for a long time, and he was not lightly tired, and he was a little out of breath. Li Shandu admired his professionalism a little.
Zhang Dashan was already grateful, "It's really hard for the immortals." ”
"Do you want to know what trick this old man is using?" Li Shan said to Qing'er.
Qing'er glanced at Li Shan, from the moment Li Shan looked like this, it was clear that he would say, ask me quickly, I know, I know, I'm amazing.
Qing'er won't let Li Shan succeed, deliberately ignore Li Shan, and let Li Shan sing a one-man show.
"These tricks are very simple natural sciences that can be explained by common sense. It's just that people don't know these scientific common senses, so they will be deceived. Li Shan didn't care if Qinger wanted to listen to it or not, and forcibly explained to Qing'er.
"As if you know everything, do you see what kind of trick the old man is playing? Then why don't you go up and demolish him? Qing'er scoffed at Li Shan's behind-the-scenes discussion.
Li Shan actually didn't want to debunk him, after all, people rely on this to eat, but they still have a bit of technical content. Like Zhang Dashan, a person who was born with a golden key in his mouth, it doesn't matter if he is cheated out of some money.
The two of them spoke louder, which had already attracted the attention of others, and the people next to them were also talking.
"This person said that Daxian is fake, it's all a trick."
"Have you ever seen a trick that burns your own hands with fire? This is the true fire of Samadhi, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, be careful of offending the immortals. ”
"I've seen the Great Immortal practice before. Help the rich man of our village exorcise the ghost, and the ghost screams in the air and is burned to death, so evil. These are all people with supernatural powers. One person bragged.
The person next to him immediately agreed, and hurriedly recited a few words like Taishang Laojun's blessing, for fear that his questioning just now would be heard by Daxian and retributed.
Li Shan listened to everyone's introduction and sighed: "People in the world are superstitious and don't know the truth, so they fear the gods. These people take advantage of people's psychology to cheat money. ”
This was heard by the old man, who looked at Li Shan's disdainful look and was very annoyed.
"How. You call me a liar? Little doll, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense. ”
"That's it, hurry up and apologize to the immortals." The person next to him also chimed in.
"Disrespect to the gods is punishable, little doll. I see you give me three kowtows. I could spare your life. Lao Dao saw that everyone was so respectful to him, and he couldn't help but feel a little fluttering and didn't know what his surname was, "Hurry up, kneel down and kowtow." ”
Hey, I won't provoke you, you're still energetic, Li Shan is very intolerant of this kind of villain's behavior.
"Hey, old man. You better take the money and leave quickly. It's not good if the bed is broken. Li Shan said with a smile.
When this sentence was spoken, Lao Dao's face was even more gloomy. What did he want to do when he was gone? However, Li Shan said this so that he couldn't leave.
The old man still wanted to scare Li Shan, so he pointed at Li Shan with a peachwood sword. There are words in his mouth: "Boy, I have put a spell on you, and there will be retribution in three days." ”
"Young man, you should kowtow to Shangxian quickly, you have also seen Shangxian's ability." Zhang Dashan was a kind-hearted person, and hurriedly came over to persuade Li Shan, "Shangxian, you have received the supernatural powers, I am willing to accompany him, butler, and take another twenty taels of silver to Shangxian to make incense money." ”
Li Shan felt that the nature of this great good man was indeed not bad, and said with a smile: "This is a great magical power of the immortals, boy, I also learned immortal arts with the immortals in the Baiyun Temple of Wutai Mountain, and I am not good at learning, I don't know if this immortal can teach a thing or two." ”
Li Shan was talking nonsense, walked to the candlestick of the Great Immortal and picked up another straw man: "This Samadhi True Fire, can the Immortal demonstrate it to the kid." ”
The old Taoist shook the dust and said, "The ghosts and monsters have been removed, can you use the Samadhi True Fire casually?" Bring the straw man. ”
Li Shan keenly felt that Lao Dao was a little nervous, and it seemed that the mechanism was on the straw man. Li Shanyi turned around and dodged Lao Dao's hand, looked at the straw man in his hand carefully, and smiled: "I see, this is the real fire of samadhi you use." ”
Li Shan took out a wax-sealed ball from the straw man's belly.
Lao Dao saw that Li Shan had discovered the mechanism, and immediately panicked, and rushed over to snatch the straw man in Li Shan's hand.
Qing'er's eyes were quick, and she grabbed the old way, and the old way was pressed to the ground with a few wrists: "Be honest, you old liar." ”
Zhang Dashan was frightened: "What are you two doing here?" How can you be unreasonable to the immortals, let go quickly, housekeeper, call the nursing home. ”
Li Shan smiled and said: "Zhang Dashanren, you have a good look, this is not a samadhi real fire, this is white phosphorus." ”
After speaking, Li Shan wiped off a layer of wax on the ball and threw it on the straw man, and sure enough, after a while, the white phosphorus burned by itself, and it was still smoking.
"You see, that's how he set the straw man on fire. He sealed the white phosphorus with wax oil and hid it in the belly of the straw man, and when he did it, he used a peach wood sword to puncture the wax oil, so that the white phosphorus burned and the grass man also ignited. ”
Listening to what Li Shan said here, Zhang Dashan also found something strange.
"You say, are you a liar?" Zhang Dashanren pointed to the old way and asked.
The old Taoist was still not giving up, and raised his hand and said angrily: "That pill is the Samadhi True Fire Pill that we have refined, of course it can be burned, haven't you seen the fire in my hand?" Whose hands can catch fire and still be intact? If you have offended me, the Supreme Master will punish you. ”
As soon as he heard that what Lao Dao said made sense, Zhang Dashan panicked again: "Young man, don't make trouble, let go of Shangxian quickly." ”
Li Shan said with a smile: "It's yellow phosphorus on the fire on your hands, you wrapped the batter on your hands in advance, and mixed the yellow phosphorus, the yellow phosphorus spontaneously combusted, and it couldn't burn your hands." You must have unused items in your pocket. ”
After speaking, Li Shan didn't care about Lao Dao's objections, so he took off a cloth bag on Lao Dao's body.
"You give it back to me, give it back to me." The old way still wants to struggle.
"Be honest with me."
Qing'er punched the old way, and the old way was full of meat and eight vegetarians.
Li Shan rummaged around, and sure enough, he found some flour and yellow phosphorus powder, and let Zhang Dashan look at it: "Look, I'm right." And his wine gourd, in fact, is not wine, it should be oil, so the grass will burn so much. ”
The old man saw that his trick was completely exposed, and his face suddenly turned like ashes, and he really regretted that he had just taken the money and left directly, so why provoke these two people.
Zhang Dashanren's face was even more pale, and he went up to the old way and kicked it: "Okay, you old liar dare to lie to me." Someone, call me. ”
The nursing home behind him immediately went up to the old man is violent beating, "Spare your life, the villain is also a ghost who wants to cheat some money to spend, the adult spares his life, I know that I am wrong, and I don't dare anymore." I'll give you back the money. ”
As soon as Lao Dao saw that the matter was revealed, he hurriedly begged for mercy, and ran out of the door while begging for mercy. Several nurses chased after Lao Dao's silver and snatched it, and they were beaten again.
"This little brother, thanks to you for exposing this old liar today, otherwise Zhang would have been deceived by him today." Zhang Dashan thanked Li Shan.
Li Shan waved his hand and said, "How can you worry about it." I also hope that Zhang Dashan will seek more medical treatment when he is sick, and stop believing in these ghosts. After speaking, he pulled Qing'er and left.
"Hey, this little brother. May I ask the name of Gao? If you don't dislike it, you can have a meal in the cold house and then leave. "Zhang Dashan still wants to stay.
"Those who are outside below will not accept fireworks in the world, so don't pass by." Li Shan pretended to be forced.
Someone else said,
"These two are the real immortals, have you seen it, the little girl caught the old Taoist priest in three or two clicks. It must have been watching this old liar deceive people before he taught him a lesson. The real immortals are generally hidden, and you see that people don't want silver. ”
The others nodded when they heard this, it turned out that this was a real immortal.
"I didn't expect you to know so many crooked things." Qing'er was quite satisfied with Li Shan's performance just now, and it was rare to praise Li Shan.
Although this sounds awkward, it should be regarded as a compliment.
"It's called science, and everything in the world can be explained by science." Li Shan completely showed his arrogant posture as an atheist.
"What is science?" Qing'er didn't refute Li Shan this time, and asked very seriously.
This stumped Li Shan, how can science be explained clearly for a while.
"Science is all-encompassing. For example, we have four seasons here, but do you know why? Because the place we live in is called the earth, and the earth will revolve around the sun, and one rotation is a year, because when the earth rotates, the earth is sometimes close to the sun and sometimes far away, so there are four seasons. ”
"Obviously, the sun is revolving around us, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and anyone with a discerning eye can see it. What are you talking about? Completely incomprehensible. Qing'er was very dissatisfied with Li Shan's nonsense.
Li Shan was angry, I still don't believe it, is there no one who can let me talk about the scientific truth because of it?
"Okay, then, you come and ask questions. I'm going to answer, I'm going to explain to you today what science is. "Li Shan rolled up his sleeves, and the master will be on the bar with you today.
Qing'er looked at Li Shan with an unconvinced look and said, "Okay, then let me ask you how many stars there are in the sky?" ”
"There are too many stars in the sky to count, but I can tell you that there are many kinds of stars in the sky. What you see is called a star, and the star emits light, and there are planets, and the planet doesn't shine, the planet revolves around the star, and the satellites revolve around the planet. The Sun is the closest star to us. ”
"Are you saying that the stars and the sun are the same? But the sun is obviously rising in the east and setting in the west, right? The sun revolves around the earth. Besides, the moon shines, and the moon is also a star. ”
"The moon is not a star, the moon is a satellite, the moon does not emit light, the moon is the light of the sun that is reflected."
"The moon shines brightly."
…… (To be continued.) )