So Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang rode horses and looked for a place to eat while farting. Anyway, although there are a lot of restaurants in the north of the city, there is no one who looks decent. Lao Tzu didn't eat breakfast, so I have to find a four-star hotel. It's noisy, Lao Tzu is now the son of the governor's family, and he is not a poor B who can't even afford to eat high-priced meals at school like in his previous life. Lao Tzu is now a rich B, and he is a thousand taels of silver tickets. Hey? Why didn't you find a silver ticket today?

"Wow! No way? ”

"What's wrong, Tianyu? What's wrong? ”

"Uh, no, nothing! I won't tell you that I forgot to get my silver ticket when I went out today. ”

"Tianyu, you, you, didn't you come out today with a silver tael?"

"Well, it's actually mainly because I changed my clothes this morning, and then I went out in a hurry. So...... Wait, I heard you say that, you ...... too"

"Okay, Tianyu, I'm the same as you. Because of my mother's reasons, I was also in a hurry when I came out, and because of my brother's previous events, I have always been restricted by my mother. So when I came out, I was going to go to the Li Mansion to find you. Looking at the situation now, we will have to be hungry for a while and a half. ”

"No, I thought of a good way to let the two of us have a full meal, and we can avoid the silver taels."

"Oh? What's the idea? I would like to hear about it. ”

"In that case, Youliang, you and I will see the opportunity to act in a while. Let's find a nearby restaurant first, and then you and I can go in and order a bunch of delicious meals; There is also wine, especially wine, be sure to order a few jars of wine, it doesn't matter if you can't finish drinking, just order it. ”

"Why is that? Tianyu. You and I are penniless, so why do we order so much food and drink? ”

"Listen to me. After a while, when Youliang and I were drinking, we must make a lot of noise, and the more people around us, the better. In the end, Youliang and I must pretend that we are drunk, and then when we ask the shopkeeper to settle the accounts, you and I compete with each other to settle the accounts, and then we keep fighting and fighting by getting drunk, and finally we even have to fight, and threaten each other that as long as the shopkeeper dares to let the other party settle the accounts, we will send someone here to smash the store the next day. And then...... Hey, Youliang, why do you think of me like that? ”

"Tianyu, isn't this a bit ...... You know, if this matter reaches the Chen Mansion, especially if it is in my mother's ears, I am afraid that I will never be able to leave the gate of the Chen Mansion in the future. ”

"Uh, what did you say? Could it be that the two of us are big men, just sitting and waiting to starve to death in broad daylight? ”

"Tianyu, my brother doesn't want to lose his freedom because of a meal. I'd rather be hungry for a while than in that pain. ”

"Oh, well! Let me think about what other tricks are out there, uh, what other tricks are there that can make you and me eat and get a good reputation. Think about it! Uh, how about pretending to be dead and sick after drinking? ”

"Will that work? If the doctor is called in, it will be troublesome. ”

"Well, let me think about it a little more."

It's noisy, I can't fucking mess up without the RMB these years. In other words, what are the tricks of cheating and drinking in the future? Lao Tzu remembered that Uncle Benshan was "not bad for money", but that was also when he asked action movie actor Lao Bi to deliberately use the RMB in advance to make sure that big Tianjin or something pseudo-mother. It seems that Uncle Benshan's tricks are not suitable. Huh? Wait, Uncle Benshan?! Yaxingda, there is, Uncle Benshan was commonly known as "big flicker". From selling abductions to selling cars and stretchers, all of them rely on their own tricks to fool people. Lao Tzu also said that he was a modern high-tech young man in the 21st century. It should be easy to fool these ancients. Wow ha, Lao Tzu is really still very strong. Does Lao Tzu also learn from Uncle Benshan to fool the restaurant owner into a cripple, or do he fool into a vegetative person? No, it's a feudal society now, and it is estimated that the ancients were not very cold about these things. Feudal? Feudal superstition kills people. Yes, if I come to some superstitious things, I won't be afraid to scare you! Wow Ka Ka, that's it!

"Youliang, brother has now thought of a good way to teach our brothers to have a free meal, and also to teach the boss to thank you and me. But it will take your cooperation. ”

"Oh? What a way to be so powerful! What do I need to do, Tianyu? ”

"Well, it's very simple, you just need to cooperate with me later. I'll tell you what I think. ”

"Tianyu, please speak, listen to your brother."

"That's what I intended. After you and I enter a restaurant for a while, we have to pretend to see the direction of this restaurant, and so on, if it is small, it will close the store, and if it is large, it will cause a bloody disaster. In short, be sure to let the guy or shopkeeper in the store pay attention to what you and I are saying. As for the rest, I'll take care of it all. ”

"Oh? Just like this, I can teach you and me to eat for nothing? ”

"A must. With me here, you can rest assured. Youliang just needs to remember to be sure to attract the attention of the shopkeeper. ”

"Okay, let's go. I remember there was one in front of me. ”

So, after walking for a while, the two came to a restaurant, saying that it was a restaurant, but in fact, it was similar to an inn, and it was far worse than Juxianzhuang in the downtown area. After all, this is in the north of the city and belongs to the suburbs, so most of the merchants and tourists come for accommodation.

"What do you think of this, Tianyu?"

"Oh, that's it. Youliang must remember what to do after going in for a while. ”

"Don't worry, Tianyu. I remembered. ”

"Then let's go inside."

So after the two got off the horse, they took a look at the restaurant, and Li Tianyu prayed for it by the way and mourned for two seconds before swearing inside with Chen Youliang.

"Guest, how many of you? What to eat? As soon as he entered the door, a shopkeeper came over, nodded at Li Tianyu and Chen You, and smiled humbly. And it just so happens that there is no one in this store, but think about it, it's all at this point in time, and who else will come all the way here to have a meal. That person is either mentally ill or thinks about Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang, who are five hundred.

"You two, if you have anything to eat, just take care of it. By the way, grab a jar of good wine. ”

"Great!"

"Come, sit, Tianyu!"

"Sit!"

"Tianyu, what did you do to that family last time? And then the family never had nightmares again, uh. Chen Youliang deliberately put on a look of admiration and curiosity and asked Li Tianyu loudly, the loudness was basically faster than the lion's roar to catch up with the roaring body, there is a wood!!

I'm grass, tell you to say whatever you want, you just say this, I'm a river coral. "Youliang, it seems that your cultivation is not enough! When you get to that kind of cultivation, you will naturally see it. Now, the secret of heaven must not be revealed. Li Tianyu put on a pretending to be a master, and the fairy wind bones were still a little different.

"Oh, by the way, Tianyu, did you feel that something was wrong with this room after you came in, there was always a strange feeling that was uncomfortable." Chen Youliang secretly glanced at the shopkeeper, and shouted again deliberately like this.

"Well, when you say that, I feel it too." Wow Ka Ka, is it better than acting? Lao Tzu was born in the Beiying Performance Department back then, and he was classmates with Liu Yifei and Zhang Ziyi. I saw Li Tianyu pretending to be thoughtful, as if he really felt that something existed.

"Guest, the wine you asked for is here."

"Oh, fill it up. Let's go on, Youliang, it seems that the orientation of this room is not very good, and it is a bit rushed. "It's noisy, taking advantage of the fact that the second child of this shop is hurriedly expanding the matter.

"No wonder I feel uncomfortable here. If this continues, will there be any consequences? ”

"Uh-huh~ It is estimated that if this continues, the business of the small restaurant will decline and it will close down. The worst is to cause a bloody disaster for the insiders of the restaurant. Li Tianyu once again pretended to be a master outside the sky, and he looked like a fairy wind bone, and he sent himself to have a beard like a dragon's beard to let him touch it with his hands.

"Huh! It's full! It's full! Little Er, be careful! ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, guest officer!"

"Huh? What's the matter with you little two, I just feel that something is wrong with your restaurant, but I didn't expect it to come true to you before I finished speaking. Chen Youliang was extremely disappointed, and it was as I expected.

Wow Ka Ka, this little two won't be Chen Youliang's nursery, I've long heard that it was exposed on TV, there are cloth nurseries for cloth sellers, socks for socks for socks, and shoe nurseries for shoe sellers, this little two, even if it's that "meal nursery"! However, even if you are Chen Youliang's meal nursery, just give him a chance to say his lines and behave like it, and spill it when he fucking pours Lao Tzu. I'm four moons!

"I'm sorry, guest officer! I'm so sorry! The little one was just curious about what the guest officer said. ”

"Hey, curiosity is curiosity. You're not the owner of this shop, so it's useless for you to talk about such things. You should be just a boring pastime. "It's noisy, it's just that there's a fart for you, and you can't be the master, unless you will invite this meal for the benefit of the restaurant.

"Don't hide it, two guest officers, the little one's life was saved by the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper usually treats the small ones and is not thin. A small life cannot repay the favor of the shopkeeper. Just now, the little one happened to hear what the two of them were talking about, so the little one lost his temper for a while. Dare to ask if what the two guest officers said is it true or not? ”

"Little Er, do you see the way we look, is it necessary to say some boring lies here to entertain each other? And also take advantage of your restaurant. Little Er, do you know who this person is sitting in front of me? ”

"Dare to ask where the guest officer is sacred?"

"Sitting opposite me is Li Tian, who is the famous Taoist in our Jiangsu~~"

"Uh-huh! Keep a low profile, Brother Youliang Dao, you and I have been seeking the way of heaven for many years, why bother talking about this worldly name here now! "Wow, tell you to fool people, how can you just get your real legal name, haven't you seen that the suspects on other people's TV are pseudonyms? (Audience: - #那一样吗?) That was considered after being arrested in order to protect some of the privacy of the parties and the safety of those criminal suspects, as well as part of the reputation and future path. "Uh, Xiao Er, in fact, this is Li Tianshi. Don't look at Li Tianshi's young age, but the Tao can be deep. A few days ago, he just helped a large family eliminate a bloody disaster. Of course, you don't have to tell outsiders about these things again. Because Li Tianshi rarely practices it now, he is doing it once now, which is to leak a heavenly opportunity to break Yang Shou. I saw that Chen Youliang's current voice was called a mosquito buzzing, and even Li Tianyu, who was sitting opposite, had a little difficulty listening to it and wanted to laugh. It's noisy, just now you kid was so loud and so ostentatious, and now you're talking so low-key. But look at your kid's acting skills and ability to fool people. Looking at the appearance of the second child in this shop, you can barely be regarded as successful eighty. Hey, there's no way, one is very stupid and naïve to sleep, and the other is very yellow and violent! (Audience: This has a ** relationship with being very yellow and violent.) A Liang: It's because of a ** relationship, so it's very "yellow" and "violent"! It seems that he will show some real skills to the shopkeeper and take a reassuring pill.

"This little brother, we cultivators never speak. In that case, I'll show you a little bit of Taoism. For the sake of fairness, I also asked this little brother to borrow a copper coin to use. ”

"Well, is this okay? Immortal, what are you doing with this copper coin? ”