"Well, is this okay? Immortal, what are you doing with this copper coin? ”

"'Zhenguan Tongbao'. Absolutely. After a while, the little brother will know, and please take a closer look at this copper coin in advance, so that after I cast the spell for a while, you can confirm again that I didn't drop your copper coin. ”

"Okay."

"Oh? Dare to ask Li Tianshi what kind of Dao technique he used this time? At this moment, even Chen Youliang was beaten by Li Tianyu and was confused. Could it be that Li Tianyu wants to use this copper coin to conjure two identical copper coins, and then use these two identical copper coins to conjure four?

"Don't leak it!" Li Tianyu said, "You B is an ordinary man, how can Lao Tzu, as an immortal, tell you these heavenly opportunities at will?" He made a right-handed gesture that he learned from TV.

"I'm already optimistic, this guest officer, ah no, this heavenly master."

"Then you can make sure you don't admit that you are mistaken!"

"Well, I will definitely not admit my money, and this copper coin is the first time that the boss has paid me wages, and it has been with me for a long time, and I have looked at it carefully just now."

"Okay, that's fine. Then I'll be relieved. Brother Youliang, you are also optimistic about this copper coin with your little brother. After Li Tianyu finished speaking, he pinched the copper coin with the thumb and index finger of his right hand and put it in front of his eyes, and used this to focus the attention of Chen Youliang and the little brother on this copper coin.

"You're optimistic. I shouldn't cast more than once today, so I'll leave it at once. ”

Suddenly, I saw you Tianyu put the copper coin into his mouth, and then chewed it a few times as if he was chewing food, and then pretended to swallow it again. Then he took out his hands and showed them to the public, uh, in fact, it was shown to Chen Youliang and the shopkeeper. However, at this time, the shopkeeper at the front desk was also secretly looking here. Because he was also bored at the front desk before, except for looking at the account books of his dismal business from time to time, and then sighed in his heart why the business has been so cold recently, all fucking blame the gang of robbers who just came to the north of the city some time ago. Therefore, after hearing the conversation between these two guest officers just now, he also began to pay attention to them, and looking at them, they were indeed magnificent, with a bit of an otherworldly temperament, but they did not seem to be honest people. And especially after seeing his buddy talking to them there, he cast a concerned gaze here, because his own buddy he still knows that he is definitely a loyal and good fellow. Of course, our Li Tianshi, Brother Youliang and that little second brother naturally didn't know.

"You, you! Heavenly Master, why did you eat my copper coin? Xiao Er was stunned when he saw it, and his surprise at this time far exceeded his anger after losing a copper coin, and it was also a commemorative copper coin.

"Li Tianshi, you, what kind of Dao method are you performing?" At this time, even Chen Youliang was stunned, he didn't expect Li Tianyu to make this whole play, what is this, but he saw him swallow that copper coin with his own eyes? Could it be that he is really an immortal? No, since it's an immortal, how can you still be hungry? It's noisy, no, you have to ask him what is going on afterwards?

Hey, that's it, how did this guest officer eat the copper coin, saying that this immortal who has attained the Tao is really invulnerable, and even his teeth are extremely strong, sharpening iron like clay? It's incredible to see that his hands are really empty. Could it really be a master?

"Hehe, it's nothing, it's just a small copper coin. I want to swallow it, and now that I have swallowed it, to show you that I didn't hide it in my mouth, I'll take a sip of wine now. I'll have to take it out of my body later. Wow, this wine is about the same, although it is not a good wine, but it is also fragrant and mellow. ”

"Heavenly Master, do you really want to take it out of your body in a moment? How do you take it? ”

"Hehe, the secret of heaven must not be revealed! You just have to wait and see. ”

"Hey~eh~! Taishang Laojun, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, come quickly to wish me a hand, Prajnaparamita, anxious as a law! Hey~eh~y~hey! It's out! ”

I saw Li Tianyu first take out his right hand and wave it in front of his eyes casually, and then put his right hand on the back of his neck while reciting the Taoist mantra of "Ma Li Ma Li Coax", and then pretended to really take out something from his neck, and after a few words, he finally took out a copper coin from there.

"Oh? This, this...... How is this possible? ”

"What? What？ Nani? Li Tianshi, you, I didn't expect your Taoism to be so profound. Looks like I'm going to need at least one more nail to catch you. ”

No way? Is this true? How is this possible? I saw him swallow the copper coin just now, and I already felt so tight, but I didn't expect it to be really taken out of my body now. Even if I was dazzled just now, the guy next to him shouldn't be dazzled. Could it be that you really met the man of God today? However, judging from many years of experience in business, the shopkeeper always feels a little unbelievable and slightly suspicious, but after all, everything is seen with his own eyes, and his eyes can't deceive himself. Therefore, for a while, the shopkeeper didn't know what to think, and his mind was either a lump of paste or a thousand milliliters of 502 super glue.

"Oh, here you go, little brother, take a good look at whether it's your copper coin just now?"

"It's really the small copper coin just now. The Heavenly Master is a god and a man! Small admiration, admiration! I also ask the Celestial Master to forgive the little one for his previous offense to the Celestial Master. ”

"Eh~ Those who don't know are not guilty. Besides, I didn't want my little brother to know about this. Therefore, I also want to ask the little brother to keep it secret for me, this matter is known by God, you can know that he knows. If I spread the word, I will lose my life and be punished by God in my future practice. ”

"Yes, yes, the little one obeys the orders of the Heavenly Master. The little ones went to the back kitchen to see the meals of the Heavenly Masters. Small retirements. ”

Wow Ka Ka, I didn't expect that he would be handsome and able to be used as a meal in this year, but Lao Tzu's ultimate goal is to be handsome enough to be eaten as a meal. Yaxingda, seeing the stumbling figure of the shopkeeper when he left, Lao Tzu knew that he had already fallen under Lao Tzu's robe, and was impressed by Lao Tzu's fairy wind and bones. But then again, this is also thanks to the fact that Lao Tzu was particularly obsessed with magic for a period of time in his later life, especially the video about close-up magic, Lao Tzu has watched it millions of times on the Internet, and basically two-thirds of the hits are Lao Tzu's credit! (A Liang: It seems that a network IP is counted as one click N times within the website refresh time, right?) "This guest officer, ah no, this Heavenly Master, dare to ask if you can add one and let the contemptible people sit here with the Heavenly Master?" After seeing his guy staggering to the back kitchen, the shopkeeper at the front desk also jumped out of the counter, and then Naruto came to Li Tianyu's side like a Naruto and asked.

"Oh, the shopkeeper! Did you also see the Taoist technique of Li Tianshi from my family's master just now, and asked the shopkeeper to keep it secret for Li Tianshi. Come, please be seated! We Heavenly Masters want to be approachable and good at helping people in need. "Chen Youliang has actually been secretly glancing at the big boss at the counter before, but just now he was also fertilized by Li Tianyu's Taoist technique, ah, frightened, so he didn't notice that the shopkeeper also saw all this. Now that I have come to my senses, it is natural that I should solve the right thing first.

"That nature! Contemptible people think that they are strictly guarding secrets for the Heavenly Master. Dare to ask how many years has the Heavenly Master practiced? ”

"I have been practicing with my master since I was 8 years old, and until now, I have been practicing for more than seven years."

Troublesome, honest people like Lao Tzu will never say that dishonest or do that dishonest thing. It is said that when Lao Tzu was still in the second grade, he had already begun to watch other people's close-up magicians perform magic tricks on the street, although at that time they were all mentally retarded playing card magic, small ball shape-shifting and transposition** and other magic. But at that time, it was also the time for Lao Tzu to become interested and follow the masters to practice. So by now, it's only been more than seven years. Ami tofu, monks don't speak! (Audience: Noisy, a moment of immeasurable Tianzun, a moment of Ami Tofu, are you Islam or Christianity?) Liang: ――#观众们, you are victorious! "Shopkeeper, don't look at our Li Tianshi's short cultivation time, but the Tao can be deep! I guess you also saw it just now, to be honest, among us cultivators, so far, Li Tianshi is the fastest and most talented one in cultivation, and he is also the one with the deepest and youngest Taoism. It would take ordinary people decades to cultivate, but Li Tianshi could achieve it in one year. ”

"Huh? Brother Youliang. How many times have I told you that we cultivators are the most taboo to compare, let alone arrogant. Those so-called false names are just floating clouds in the sky. Don't mention these things again in the future, it will be detrimental to the Tao. ”

"Yes, Heavenly Master, you Liang remember the teachings of Heavenly Master."

Wow Ka Ka, the more it looks, the more it looks like the real thing, Lao Tzu has already entered the play and thinks that he is really a cultivator. Okay, today Lao Tzu will barely be tired to be Li Tianshi. Saying that people in these years are really stupid and naïve, who said that "feudal superstition kills people", I think there is nothing bad about this feudal superstition, and it can save Lao Tzu in danger when necessary. Anyway, the second child of this shop brought two meals so quickly, and I don't know how much Lao Tzu will be given in total? With Lao Tzu's worth, even the Hongmen banquet is not a problem, at least it has to be four dishes and one soup here.

"Heavenly Master, today's meal is a contemptible invitation, just now the contemptible people vaguely heard the Heavenly Master talking about the problem of the contemptible restaurant. Now I also ask the Heavenly Master to give me advice. ”