Just when Niu Dabao was playing hard, an idea surfaced, and there was time when you had to admit the fact that people who did not study well were not necessarily a problem of IQ, but also could be caused by inattention, and divergent thinking, Niu Dabao actually thought of a regulation of the General Administration of Bare-bones in this case: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals and plants are not allowed to become sperm!" ”

From this, it can be concluded that this old man is not a monster, so this thing suddenly became bolder, but in order to make sure that in case, maybe it was a monster who did not follow the rules, "That, uncle, where do you live, you see that it is not too early this day, can I send you home?" ”

The old man seemed to be very affected by Niu Dabao's low voice, "Hehe, young man, I can't afford anything for the time being, I came out this time just to do something, I won't go home until it's done!" ”

"Uncle, you are really old and strong, dare to ask you what you are doing here?"

"You don't need to know this, I'll tell you later, I'll ask you first, what do you think of the current situation of Taoism?"

The peddler, who was sure that the old man was not a monster, shook his spirits and began to chat with his friends, running the train with his mouth full of mouth, "Then how can you watch it, watch it on TV!" After saying that, he regretted it, the old man asked about the teaching, obviously this old man is a Taoist priest, and now he answers so frivolously, it is strange that the old man does not beat him! And judging from the posture of the old man jumping up, there are eight times out of ten. Nine is practiced, although it is said that the hawker is young and strong in the twenty years, but when he meets a professional practitioner, it is in vain!

But the old man didn't get angry at the hawker's frivolous answer, he just took out the lighter in the vendor's pocket, lit a cigarette, and said, "Hey, it's gone, one wrong step, one wrong step, the young man will tell you the truth, I'm a fairy, this time I went down to earth to save the Daomen, I didn't expect that this is only a few hundred years, Taoism has fallen to such a point, young man, how about I give you a task?" ”

After listening to the old man's words, the peddler was stunned, he thought he was good enough to blow, but he didn't expect this old guy to blow better than him, it shouldn't have been hit by a car just now, or this old man was originally mentally ill, otherwise who would be wandering around the mid-mountain road in the middle of the night!

Since he was sure that the old man was also a tease, the peddler continued to tease and cough with him, "Hehe, you said that you are a fairy, then you can turn me into a woman!" "When he said this, all the peddler thought about was the cat's mustache of the girl in the afternoon, and the next thing made him regret that he didn't speak clearly but the consequences of his brain, originally this thing wanted to say that you changed me into a woman, but this wrong word, the result is very different!

When the old man heard the hawker's request, he waved his hand so lightly, and the hawker who was standing quickly leaned forward, but fortunately the young man reacted quickly, and helped the old man, and then he could look at himself!

It doesn't matter at first glance, the pectoral muscles that made friends envy when drinking with friends bare-chested in the past are occupied by two fat masses, and they are visually inspected in 36E, and the two tendons worn inside can't be stopped, and they are about to come out! The hawker doesn't know how to describe his mood, although he usually has a natural affinity for 36E, but it has to grow on others! What's the matter with myself now, in order to maintain balance, this product is supported by hand, and it feels good when touched!

The old man looked at the vendor and pouted, "How about it, this is enough, just now you asked me to turn you into a woman, I feel that you like the big one, it feels good!" ”

"Not bad, your sister!" The hawker scolded, suddenly felt a stomachache, broken, scolded the gods for retribution, but felt wrong, the pants were a little wet feeling, the hawker had an ominous premonition, and then he held the old man with one hand, and probed down with the other, this touch didn't matter, the hawker immediately stiffened, the little brother who was ashamed in the bathroom during the usual bath time was gone, and his fingers slipped into the ditch without any obstruction!

Although the brothers often joke that if anyone becomes a woman, they must let the brothers be refreshed first, but after all, a joke is a joke, and it is not fun if this thing really happens, and the fingers are still slippery and greasy to the touch, the hawker pulled out his hand with a spirit, and saw the blood on his fingertips along the light, and the hawker trembled all over, "This is..."

The peddler looked up at the corner of the old man's mouth twitched, with a completely contemptuous expression, this thing was frightened, and he knelt at the old man's feet, "Uncle, Daxian, the little one believes, I completely believe it, you will receive the magic power when you are old, my parents are just a baby egg for me, and they are still waiting for me to renew the incense, uncle, I beg you, okay!" The peddler pulled the old man's trousers with tears and didn't let go.

The old man grinned, "I'm sorry, I didn't notice that today is the moon and a half, the sky is a little cloudy, I didn't see the moon, this time it was a mistake, the moon and a half used this spell like this, come on, come on, I'll take it now!" Only then did the peddler understand what was going on with the old man's expression just now, not contempt, but self-blame!

I saw the old man muttering something, the hawker's body relaxed, the feeling of leaning forward was gone, this thing also tried to straighten his waist, the little brother still felt so good, and sighed! After worrying, the old man finally remembered that the old man wanted to give him the task just now, "Uncle, you just asked me what I think of Taoism, what other tasks are entrusted to me, what is the situation?" “

The old man raised his head and spit out a smoke ring, "Hey, it's a long story, I can't explain it clearly for a while, I just need to tell you that the Dao has declined in the past hundred years, the power of faith in Heavenly Court is insufficient, and many immortals have not made progress for hundreds of years, in order to solve the current situation in the fairy world, Heavenly Court sent me down to find someone to arrange a task, that is, to save Taoism and promote Taoism!" “

"But what does this have to do with me, I have to go home and wash and sleep!"

"That's the case, I think you're also a person with good karma, so I want to arrange this mission for you, what do you think?" The old man began to flicker.

For a hawker, there are many fake monks and nuns who say this kind of thing to him on the street, and as soon as they come up, they are donors, I think you have a good fate, please go back, if you agree at this time, then wait to get the money, so the hawkers are not interested in these.

And the most important thing is that the hawker feels that the gods can't solve the things to do by himself, with his own IQ will definitely not be able to complete, what are the consequences of offending the gods, "No, I still feel very comfortable setting up a stall, you should always find someone else, I can eat a few bowls of rice by myself, I know it, goodbye!" “

After speaking, the peddler was about to turn around and leave, but the old man muttered two words, and immediately knelt down, "Hey, this kid knows too much, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, take him back to Taishang Laojun as a medicine guide....... hey, what a great young guy, it's a pity!" After saying that, the old man threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, his hands were sealed, and his mouth began to mutter!