Before the old man could read it, the vendor hugged the old man's thigh, "Uncle, Daxian, I'm willing, I'm really willing, you can accept the magic power when you are old!" "This will still be able to control the consequences of not completing the task or something, let's get past the current level first! If you don't agree, you will evaporate from the world tomorrow!

"Look at you kid, what are you doing, wouldn't it be over if you promised earlier, are you really willing?"

"Yes, really, more than gold!" What kind of discipline, dignity, play ball, save your life is the most important thing!

"That's good, why do you say there are so many mosquitoes in this mountain, it's only been a few months, and the mosquitoes bite all the pimples!" After saying that, the old man began to make a mark with his hands again, and this time the vendor saw it clearly, and he was tickling, and he was talking about this damn mosquito in his mouth!

In this way, the hawker was frightened by the old fairy and accepted the old man's dispatch, and many years later, the time for the hawker to recall the past used four words that could not be looked back!

Since you are sure that you want to mix with the old man, you can't stay in the mountains, mosquitoes are really going to eat people, the hawker took the old man home to sleep that night, the hawker's parents are resting, this goods will arrange the old man in his own room on the second floor, sleep in a bed, of course, one person a bed!

I don't know what time it was the next morning, the sleeping vendor was choked awake, cough cough....I opened my eyes and saw the old fairy mouth with this cigarette in his mouth, yesterday there was only one left in the peddler's pack of China, the old man relied on himself to be a fairy, and he had already picked up nearly ten in the morning, and the house was full of smoke, which looked like a kiln from the outside!

Considering the great harm of smoking second-hand smoke, the vendor reached out and took out the last cigarette in the cigarette case and lit it himself, so he squinted to see what the old man was doing!

This old man doesn't know how long he has been in the world, he is very clever and can play with the computer and doesn't know where to learn, now a person is squinting at a cigarette, staring at the screen with a thief light, the peddler looks at the screen, well, the Taoist priest went down the mountain, thinking that the old man wants to know more about the current situation of Taoism!

"How's it going, have you found any signs of research?"

"Well, I just saw a little bit, this woman's acting is quite realistic!"

Ahem, after listening to the old man's words, the hawker didn't pour out a puff of cigarette, and almost suffocated to death, this old and unserious one, I thought you wanted to know something, it seems that I think too noblely, I observed Sister Chi Ling, but don't say that the old man is really a fairy, Sister Chi Ling in this movie is a true performance, and he actually found out, no wonder some people say that they can watch anything after living for a long time!

Letting go of these thoughts, the peddler began to worry about his task, "Old man, what do you want me to do if you force me to take the task?" ”

Hearing the vendor ask about business, the old man turned his head, "That's the case, the aura of heaven is scarce, because the power of faith is reduced, and the spiritual power of transformation is not enough, so we have found a point in time, arranged for individuals to go over, change some things at this point in time, strengthen the image of Taoism in people's minds, and let more people believe in Taoism, so that the power of faith increases, and the spiritual power of natural transformation will be more!" ”

I see, isn't this the same as upgrading to fight monsters, kill more monsters, have more experience, and the natural level is higher, and the strength can be increased" Understand, then the time you are looking for is tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, I took the time to do the task in the past two days, say, what do you want, I'll buy some for you to burn, incense, tin foil, or yellow paper, you say! "The peddler who is afraid of trouble decides to curry favor with the old fairy, and would rather spend some money to hire a few people to incense the fairy. In his estimation, the group of old guys above has not burned incense for a long time, isn't it said as the saying goes, people eat, ghosts smell incense, and as for the gods, it is estimated that it is about the same!

However, the old man's next words extinguished the hawker's thoughts: "That's not for you to burn incense and paper, and the time is not the day after tomorrow or tomorrow, not later, forward, in the Tang Dynasty!" “

Ahem, the hawker who listened to the words of the gods choked on the bed like a loach that couldn't die and cocked his head a few times, wipe, it's that the hawker doesn't know the history, but the TV is not less, what detective Di Renjie, Daming Palace words, what impressed him the most was the uncut ice ice version of Wu Zetian, this distance is not a matter of adding a few more tanks of oil, it is estimated that the van will not work, not to mention bread, the high-speed rail is also given in vain!

"That Tang Dynasty is a bit far away, my van is probably not a big deal, what are you going to arrange?" Anyway, it's just a bunch, how can you love it, and a hundred or ten catties will be handed over to the gods!

"You don't have to worry about this, I added a spell to your car, and you can drive it in the future, and there are benefits..."

Hearing that there was a welfare, the hawker came to the spirit, "What welfare, beauty?" Are you going to give me a fairy to be my wife? "Looks like it's time to pull this thing out for breeding! When I heard about welfare, I first thought of beauties, the corners of my mouth were long, and the red hearts that came out of my eyes were matched with two A's, and I could steal chickens!

Seeing the hawker with such an image, the fairy made a slight face: "Fairy, you big-headed ghost, I haven't it myself, I'll add a permanent fixation technique to your car, and in the future, your car and tank will have to fight, no matter how you touch it, it won't break!" “

Hearing that the so-called permanent fixing technique is just an invincible van, the hawker suddenly lost interest, saying that his broken bread, you just hit only a reversing mirror, find a car repair shop in the small town, go in the morning, and open a new one in the afternoon, so the hawker is very dissatisfied with this, "I finally know why your Taoism has declined, and you are too stingy to do things, back then, if you directly and generously arrange a bigger official for Sun Wukong, don't fool people with Bi Ma Wen, as soon as the monkey is happy, there is nothing to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and smash your heavenly court to a pulp." , it's not that the group of monks who later made a journey to the west to learn from the scriptures, and let the bald donkey take advantage of it in vain! You deserve it."

After the hawker finished speaking, he found that the fairy beard was all open, his eyes were red, and he seemed to choose someone to eat, "Who told you that the monkey made trouble in the heavenly palace, and who told you that Bi Ma Wen is a small official, this is all made up by that group of bald donkeys, after the monkey graduated from Bodhi, I sent Tai Bai Xing to Huaguo Mountain to invite him to be Bi Ma Wen, and now I am still doing it, and later the monkey because of the accumulation of military merits, we named him the Monkey King, where is there any mess you said!" “

The old man's words made the peddler wonder, "Isn't that what Journey to the West says, the monkey dislikes the official and the small, so the Great Treasure Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor has drilled the table, and then he came to the rescue field, and pressed the monkey to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and then the golden cicada rescued him and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures together, cultivated to a positive fruit, and was sealed as the Holy Buddha of the Fighting Battle?" The peddler crackled and shook out what he knew!