Lu Zhishen didn't know how to answer, but replied loudly: "The Sprinkle family has remembered everything." ”

All the monks giggled again.

Lu Zhishen scolded in his heart: "What are you damn bald asses laughing at? If I tell who my real master is, I will be scared that you bald asses will call me Grandpa Zhishen. ”

However, Lu Zhishen didn't say who his master was, and if he said it, he would be able to make these bald donkeys jump in fright.

Lu Zhishen's master is Yang Wulang of Tianbo Mansion, who was once a monk of Taiping Xingguo Temple in Xitai Hangyuefeng in Wutai Mountain, although he was not a monk in your Wenshu Monastery, he was also the ancestor of your monks. Count Lu Zhishen as your master.

But at this time, it's useless to say so much, when the hero is still in trouble, at this time and that time, even if you say it, these bald donkeys will not admit it, you can only treat you Lu Zhishen as a swagger, who do you think you are, you are a little ant that falls on the camel.

Lu Zhishen never dreamed that he would become a monk in such a daze.

As the saying goes, when a monk hits a bell for a day, although Lu Zhishen became a monk, he never hit the bell for a day, not only did he not hit the clock, but he slept when he was full and ate all day long, and ate when he was full.

Anyway, the Zhao Yuan who sent me to the monk has silver.

I, Lu Zhishen, didn't eat the food in your temple for nothing, you bald donkeys still relied on us to continue to deceive Zhao Yuanwai and take out a lot of white flowers and silver.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Zhishen has been a monk for more than 60 days in the Wenshu Monastery of Jinxiufeng on Wutai Mountain.

The rice with clear soup and little water every day made Lu Zhishen's eyes pop out of the dishes, and he stayed in the temple all day long to listen to the Amitabha Buddha, and the premise of walking and moving was all inflamed.

Lu Zhi scolded in his stomach angrily: "In the next life, if you kill the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family will not be this Laoshizi monk." ”

I used to live a life of wine and meat, and I really couldn't stand being a monk.

If you can't stand it, you have to bear it.

Whoever is allowed to commit the crime of murder is called self-inflicted. No wine and no meat can be lived by other monks, can't I live with Lu Zhishen?

Grit your teeth and endure the flame mountain that you can't get through.

But after one thing, Lu Zhishen completely dispelled the concept of equality of all beings in front of the Buddha.

Another night, due to drinking too much clear soup and water during the day, Lu Zhizhi suddenly had an urgency to urinate in the middle of the night, so he hurriedly got up and ran to the toilet.

When he finished urinating and was walking towards his monk's room, he inadvertently saw a light on in the meditation room of the first monk sitting on the east side of the monastery.

Lu Zhishen felt a little strange, so he turned around and walked there, about a zhang away, and suddenly smelled the long-lost aroma of wine and meat in his nose. The fragrance came from the meditation room of the first sitting monk.

Lu Zhishen came lightly to the window of the first sitting monk's meditation room, made a hole in the window paper and looked inside, and couldn't help but be surprised. I saw that there were several people crowded in the meditation room of the first monk, and the Vena monk, the waiter monk, the monk of the supervising temple, the monk of the guest and the secretary of the monastery were all there.

Everyone is drinking happily around a large basin with four chickens, ducks and fish.

Holding a big bowl one by one, grinning with a big mouth is like gluttony.

Looking at all this, Lu Zhi felt angry and funny.

It's annoying that these guys who are self-proclaimed monks are really very different from what they do, pretending to be in front of the monks during the day, but they are all the same at night.

What did the Sprinkle family say, they were all red-faced. I thought it was from cultivating Buddhism and reciting scriptures, but I knew that it was raised by secretly drinking wine and eating meat behind my back.

It's ridiculous that these guys actually put on a robe all day long, put their hands together in a dignified manner, and say that they are not ashamed to remember the "Amitabha Buddha", which is really ridiculous and generous. Laugh and kill the sprinkled family.

Sin! Sin! The Buddha said: All beings are equal. Actually, equal fart!

Lu Zhishen looked at it for a while, and quietly retreated,

When he returned to his monk's room, he pulled up his robe and put it on his head, and fell asleep.

Lu Zhishen boiled up for another two months in the life of clear soup and little water.

At this time, the festival has reached the end of the second month of the lunar calendar.

The spring breeze is blowing in February. The mountains and wilderness of Jindi began to melt and the weather gradually became hotter.

On this day, Lu Zhishen left the monk's room. Walk out of the mountain gate, climb a high post to look at the splendid peak of Wutai Mountain, only to see that the green grass has poked out its head in the spring breeze swaying, the colorful buds have also been all over the mountain, the spring water is murmuring and singing, the birds are chirping happily, and it is full of vitality and spring.

Lu Zhishen was intoxicated with the beauty of this spring, and suddenly heard the clanging sound under the mountain, and the wind blew up the mountain, which was clearly the sound of striking iron. Xin said: "Listen to the voice, this mountain must be a lively place, such a good spring, you should go out and walk around." There was apparently a blacksmith there, just sharpening his broadsword. ”

Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen returned to the monk's room and took some silver taels and put them in his arms.

Picked up his big knife and walked down the mountain step by step.

After walking out of the distance of about two miles, I saw the big archway of "Wutai blessed land" towering in front of me, and below the big archway was a market, with about five or seven hundred people.

Lu Zhishen walked into the town, looked at the meat sellers, vegetable sellers, kept shouting, and saw the hotel teahouse in the guise of a tall one.

Lu Zhi pondered: "Haha, it turns out that there is such a market here!" I knew that there was such a place, and I had already come down the mountain to sit in the tavern and drink wine and eat meat, and I saved the smell of birds in my mouth for most of the year. Lu Zhishen walked and watched, savoring the beauty of life in this world.

He heard the jingling sound on the hill and was getting closer and closer, so he followed the sound and walked over, and when he got closer, he saw that it was several blacksmiths, who were hammering iron in a shirtless place, and in front of him, the door of which was written "Father and Son Iron Shop".

Lu Zhishen looked at the big knife he was carrying in his hand and thought: "I am now a monk, and I always carry a big knife when I walk there, which is a bit out of character, so it is better to melt the big knife and then build a weapon." ”

Thinking of this, Lu Zhishen walked to the door of the blacksmith shop and said in a rough voice: "Hey, the ironworker, is there good steel?" ”

The man who struck the iron saw Lu Luzhi's newly shaved long and short beard on his cheeks, and he was so smug that he hurriedly let him into the shop and said, "Master, please take a seat." I don't know what Master is going to hit? ”

Lu Zhishen stretched out the big knife in his hand and said: "The Sprinkle family is going to melt this big knife, and add some high-quality iron to beat a Zen staff, and a knife cut, can it work?" ”

The iron striker said: "The villain has some good iron here." I don't know how heavy the Zen staff and sword the master will beat? ”

Lu Zhi didn't think about it and said: "The Sprinkle family wants to beat a Zen stick weighing 100 catties." ”

The iron man gasped and said, "It's heavy, it's too heavy, Master." Although the villain can fight, I'm afraid that the master will be able to move? Even Guan went to be long, and Master Guan's Daguan knife was only nine hundred and eighty-one pounds. ”

Lu Zhishen said a little unhappily: "Am I not as good as that Guan master?" He's just a human being. ”

The iron striker said: "Master, the villain is kind-hearted, and it is very heavy to beat forty or fifty pounds." ”

Lu Zhishen said loudly: "Then according to what you said, compare Guan Yunchang's Daguan knife to an eighty-one pound iron Zen staff." ”

The iron striker said: "Master, listen to me, it's too big, not only not good-looking, but also useless." According to the villain's view, he hit a sixty-two-pound water-mill Zen stick. If the master can't move, don't blame the villain. The ring knife is made according to the usual size. ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said, "Okay, two things, how many taels of silver?" ”

The iron striker stretched out his slap and said, "One price, five taels of silver." ”

Lu Zhishen didn't bargain and said: "Okay! Five taels of silver is five taels of silver. If you play well, you will be rewarded. As he spoke, he took out five pieces of silver and threw them into the hands of the iron-striker.

The iron-striker took the silver and said, "The villain will go to fight immediately." ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Don't be busy yet, I invite you to go to the shop in front of you to drink a bowl of wine." ”

The iron striker said, "Thank you, Master, you better go by yourself." The villain still has a lot of work to do. ”

Lu Zhishen left the blacksmith shop, walked forward twenty or thirty steps, saw a wine disguise, and picked it out on the eaves. Lift the curtain and go straight inside and sit down.

But after sitting for a long time, no one came to take care of himself.

Lu Zhishen was a little angry "Dangdangdang" knocked on the table three times and shouted: "Shopkeeper, why have you come in for a long time, and no one has come to say hello." Are you afraid that the monk will not give you money when he drinks? ”

The liquor seller hurriedly ran over and said, "Master monk, it's no wonder to me. The house where the villain lives is leased to the Wenshu Monastery on the mountain, and the villain's capital to open a shop is also a loan shark borrowed from the Wenshu Monastery. Elder Zhizhen of Wenshu Monastery had already instructed these hotels in the bazaar to dare to sell wine to the monks in your Wenshu Monastery, and they would take back the capital of the house and the store. Great monk, don't be surprised. ”

Lu Zhishen pleaded: "Shopkeeper, you can sell some wine for the Sprinkler family to eat, I won't say it." ”

The shopkeeper said resolutely: "No, no." Great monk, if you drink wine here, you will smash my job. ”

Lu Zhishen stood up and snorted angrily: "Hmph! I'll tell you that if you get a drink in the Beer Tavern, I'll come back and talk to you. ”

As he spoke, he pushed open the door and walked out. As he walked, he said: "There is no place to keep a grandfather, there is a place to keep a grandfather, and grandpa doesn't believe that he can't sell wine if he has money in his pocket." ”

After scolding and scolding more than a dozen steps forward, he saw a shop with a wine flag, Lu Zhishen strode in and shouted, "The store will sell the wine to me for dinner." After eating, it's good to walk. ”

The owner of the hotel said, "Master, don't you know! Elder Zhizhen has decreed that our shop is not allowed to sell alcohol with your monks. Aren't you here to smash our jobs! (To be continued.) )