Lu Zhishen walked to four or five taverns in a row, and everyone was like this. After leaving, he sat on a stone on the side of the road and scolded: "These damn bald donkeys, why are the market hotels of the temple all the temple property, something." The monk of the muddy egg is also a soil overlord. ”

He was so hungry and thirsty that he got up from the stone and walked on, and when he was about to walk out of the market, he saw an apricot grove in the distance, and a wine flag was fluttering in the wind with apricot blossoms.

When Lu Zhishen walked there to look, it was a small hotel in a nearby village, and he was very happy, so he lifted a straw curtain hanging on the door, walked into the hotel, sat down against the small window, and shouted: "Shopkeeper, I am a monk from Youfang, passing by, and I am hungry and thirsty to buy a bowl of wine to eat." ”

The shopkeeper walked over and glanced at Lu Zhishen and said, "Great monk, where are you from?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "I am a monk who walks on my feet, and you pass by here, and I want to buy a bowl of wine to eat." ”

The shopkeeper said: "Great monk, if you are a monk in the Wenshu Monastery of Jinxiu Peak of Wutai Mountain, hurry up, I don't dare to sell wine to you to eat." ”

Lu Zhishen: "The Sprinkle family is not a monk in Wenshu Monastery. Hurry up and get the wine. ”

As soon as the shopkeeper heard Lu Zhishen speak with a Kansai accent, and then looked at his dress, he said with conviction: "Sure enough, it's a monk from Youfang, how much wine do you want to drink?" ”

Lu Zhishen said: "Don't ask so much, first move two jars of wine and then take a big bowl." ”

Soon, the shopkeeper brought two large wine jars and a large bowl and put them on the table and said, "Great monk, please eat a bar." ”

Lu Zhishen picked up the jar and poured a big bowl of wine, and said with a dry mouth: "It's really good wine!" Then he ate ten bowls of wine in a row, and then remembered that he hadn't ordered food yet, so he said to the shopkeeper, "Does the store sell meat?" Serve a large plate. ”

The shopkeeper said, "Great monk, if you come early, you still have some beef." But now it's all gone. There are only a few greens left. ”

As he was talking, Lu Zhishen's nose suddenly smelled a burst of meat, and he walked towards the place where the meat smelled, only to see a large clay pot sitting on a stove by the wall, steaming hot, taking a closer look. There was a big fat dog boiling in the pot.

Lu Zhishen said a little angrily: "Shopkeeper, there is ready-made dog meat cooked in your big pot, why don't you sell it for me to eat, are you afraid that the sprinkler family will have no money." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "Great monk, where did you say this, are I still afraid of the big-bellied man when I open the shop, I just see that you are a monk and you are not used to eating dog meat." ”

Lu Zhishen laughed and said, "Shopkeeper, I don't eat human flesh except for that." Eat all kinds of meat. As he spoke, he took out a tael of silver and stuffed it into the shopkeeper's hand and said, "The silver of the Sprinkle family is here, you quickly take out half a dog and give it to me to eat." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly fished out half of the already cooked dog meat from the pot, pounded some garlic paste, and put it on the table.

Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "There is dog meat, there is soju, and I won't leave to be a god." "Reach out, grab the dog's body, and rip off the large piece of dog meat. Dip it in the garlic paste and eat it. I drank and ate at the same time, and drank more than ten bowls of wine in a row. The shopkeeper looked at it and said in astonishment: "Great monk." Don't spoil your stomach. ”

Lu Zhishen was drinking on his head, glaring at his slightly drunk eyes unhappily and said: "The Sprinkle family doesn't eat you in vain, so I don't care how to worry about that leisure." Wine again! The shopkeeper stuck out his tongue and said, "How many more do you want the big monk to come?" ”

Lu Zhishen patted his belly and said, "Come to the two big jars." ”

The shopkeeper brought two jars of wine from the counter and said, "Great monk, drink it vigorously, it's not enough." ”

It didn't take long for Lu Zhishen to drink the two jars of wine clean.

Drunken and hazy stood up. He grabbed the remaining leg of the dog, put it in his arms and said to himself: "Take it and eat it in bed at night." With that, he walked out of the store and walked straight to the Wenshu Monastery on the Splendid Peak.

The shopkeeper who followed out of the store saw Lu Zhishen walking towards Wenshu Monastery. shouted loudly in the back: "Great monk, where are you going?" ”

Lu Zhishen turned around and waved his hand and said, "Shopkeeper, don't work far away, go back to the temple to sleep." ”

The shopkeeper looked at Lu Zhishen's departing back and stomped his feet and scolded: "This damn bald donkey, he can really make up nonsense and say that he is a monk from Youfang, and he was deceived by him despite being careful, this is to let Zhizhen's old bald donkey know that I sold the wine and meat to the big fat monk, and my job will not be smashed!" These bald asses are really not human. Not to mention the unfortunate shopkeeper standing in front of the store and cursing through gritted teeth.

Besides, after Lu Zhishen came out of the tavern, he staggered all the way to the Wenshu Monastery on the Splendid Peak, and came to the foot of the mountain, climbing up the steps step by step, climbing two steps and taking one step back.

While crawling, he laughed and said, "Good wine, good wine!" Haha" walked for a while and felt the heat in his heart, tore off the monk's robe to reveal a big belly embroidered with a ball of peony flowers, staggered to a pavilion halfway up the mountainside, sat there leaning on the pillar and gasped, sat about two teas, felt the wine gushing up, and said: "The Sprinkle family has not practiced boxing and practicing feet for a long time, and it is just here to move the body and relax the muscles and bones." ”

So he came to a slightly flatter open space outside the pavilion, and played a set of "Luohan boxing" with bright fists and flying legs, played more than a dozen ways, and suddenly shouted, and a move "Luohan hit the mountain" The broad shoulders hit a pillar of the pavilion, only to hear a loud "bang", the pavilion pillar was discounted, and the pavilion lost a pillar, and suddenly collapsed and tilted half of it.

The two monks who stood at the gate of the temple on the top of the mountain heard the sound below the mountain, and hurriedly climbed the steps to take a look at the mountain, only to see Lu Zhishen step by step and rush up the mountain.

One of the monks who was guarding the door said to the other monk, "Senior brother, isn't this the new monk who came, looking at the way he walked, it seems that he has been drinking a lot." ”

Another monk said, "Yes, I saw him go down the mountain this morning, and he didn't come back until now, so he must have gone to the market at the bottom of the mountain to buy wine and drink it secretly." ”

The junior brother said, "What should I do then?" ”

The senior brother said: "What to do, hurry up and close the temple gate, doesn't Abbot Zhizhen have a decree, and anyone who drinks alcohol will be driven out of the temple gate." ”

The junior brother said, "Okay, hurry up and close the door!" ”

So saying, the two brothers slammed the door shut, and inserted the latch inside.

Lu Zhishen was staggering up the mountain with his head down, and he heard a "bang" sound in his ears, which shocked Lu Zhishen and raised his head suddenly, yo! Why was the temple door that was still wide open just now, and how could it be suddenly closed?

Lu Zhishen strode to the door, waved his fist and knocked on it, shouting while knocking: "Open the door, open the door quickly!" The two monks guarding the gate were so frightened that they hid behind the gate, and they didn't dare to let one of them go.

After knocking on it four or five times, there was still no movement inside, and Lu Zhishen snorted angrily: "Okay, if you don't open the door for me, wait until the sprinkler finds a big stone to smash it open for you." So saying, he turned around and went looking for a stone. The knowing turned around and saw an angry King Kong on the left, where he raised a big fist and glared angrily.

Lu Zhishen scolded: "You are a stupid man, you don't knock on the door for me, but you are staring at grandpa's jokes with a tight nose, and you are beating!" ”

As he spoke, he jumped to the pedestal, pulled down a wrist-thick fence around him, and said, "I told you to watch the joke there." He picked up a big stick with both hands and hit the calf of the statue that was more than a foot thick, and the King Kong trembled for a while, and the mud and color on the leg were all taken off.

The two monks guarding the door said, "It's broken! That Zhishen went crazy. He hurriedly ran to the abbot's room.

Lu Zhishen smashed the angry King Kong on the left side, turned around, looked at the King Kong on the right and laughed King Kong and scolded: "You guy grinning with teeth, and you're not a good bird!" ”

As he spoke, he jumped over the pedestal on the right with another lunge, picked up the big stick in his hand and shouted, "Get down!" "Hit that King Kong twice on the foot.

I only heard an earth-shattering "boom", and the body of Donkey Kong, which was more than nine feet high, fell from the pedestal and fell to pieces.

Lu Zhishen looked at the fallen King Kong with a big stick and laughed: "Haha, look at your size, I didn't expect it to be a pile of mud." ”

At this time, Elder Zhizhen was meditating cross-legged on the futon in the abbot's room, and the two monks who were guarding the door pushed the door and broke in and said, "Elder, it's not good, that senior brother named Zhishen is making noise outside the mountain gate." ”

Elder Zhizhen opened his eyes and said, "Amitabha, don't pay attention to him, let's go!" ”

At this moment, I only heard a rumbling sound outside, and then the first monk, the monk of the supervising temple, the monk of the Zhike and other ministry monks walked into the abbot's room together and said: "Presiding abbot, this wild donkey is really drunk today. The pavilion in the middle of the mountain, the King Kong under the mountain gate, all smashed, what can I do? ”

Elder Zhizhen said: "Amitabha, sins and sins, since ancient times, the Son of Heaven has avoided drunkards, let alone old monks? If King Kong is broken, ask his benefactor Zhao Yuanwai to mold a new one. poured the pavilion, and asked him to go out to pay for repairs. Let him smash it casually. ”

The monks objected in unison: "King Kong is the guardian of the mountain gate, how can it be replaced casually? ”

Elder Zhizhen stood up angrily and said, "Amitabha, Hugh said that if you break King Kong, you will destroy the three Buddhas in the hall, and you can't do anything about it. Don't you know who is the biggest donor to our Wenshu Monastery? How unreasonable! ”

When the monks saw that Elder Zhizhen was angry, they slipped out of the abbot's room one by one and walked out.

At this time, Lu Zhishen shouted and scolded outside: "You bald asses! If you don't open the door and put the house in the temple, grandpa will come and burn your kennel with a fire. (To be continued.) )