got the fairy hint that the hawker also had a bottom in his heart, and after he came to the stage, he didn't directly say that he would cancel Tang Seng's award, after all, it couldn't be too direct, no, he was polite to Tang Seng first, "The master is really a high monk, and he is dedicated to the common people in the world, and he admires this way!" ”

Tang Seng saw the hawker come up and said this sentence and couldn't figure out what the hawker wanted to do, with his understanding it should be in a good direction, after all, the development of a religion must be credited, you see that the monks helped to open the light, saying that three hundred is three hundred, two hundred and ninety-eight is not good! "Thank you Niu Xian for your praise, the poor monk is ashamed!"

The peddler knew that he would definitely not be able to debate Tang Seng, and he was a shoe seller who was debating with the master, and he didn't know how to die, so he spoke before Tang Seng made a statement, "Stop, the master listened to me finish speaking, it's like this" and then turned his face to the crowd in the audience, "Maybe everyone also knows me, I am not a native of Chang'an, I was summoned by the gods of heaven to come to the precious land, and the holding of this festival and lottery is also the will of the gods, so the gods who arranged for me to come have the final interpretation right of this event, Just now I communicated with the immortals, the immortals said, only the general public and people who are interested in the door can get the permission of the lottery of this event, if someone cheats, all will be disqualified from the lottery and confiscate the prizes that have been won above the second prize, and even more serious ones will be punished by heaven, I don't know who else below does not meet this explanation? ”

The people below shook their heads together, "No!" "It seems that the people of this time are still very in awe of the gods or something, and there is no fraud, of course, taking a step back, although the hawker is scary, but he has not caught the current one, who admits it!

Tang Seng deserves to be unlucky, you win a small prize in exchange for two silver to buy some steamed buns on the way, so you can't die to win such a big prize, but he didn't win the lottery The hawkers forgot that this product should be stolen to Tianzhu in August next year! The peddler looked at Tang Seng and felt in his head, what to do, "After going down, let Lao Yuan find a few people and stop it, it's really not good, hum!" Don't blame me for being ruthless, if Ya succeeds, I am not much better than him if I am punished by the old fairy, although the old fairy does not dare to kill me, but let me die early, or it will not be fun to go to Hades to send me to hell! ”

The vendor who had come up with a good idea smiled at Tang Seng suspiciously, and the eldest grandson Wuji, who was standing beside him in fright, was covered in white sweat, "I'm sorry master, your prize has been canceled, and please go back to our temple to burn a few more pillars of incense, and ask the gods to be exempt from punishment for you!" ”

Tang Seng was anxious when he heard the hawker say this, and just wanted to argue something, the hawker glanced at Niu Manchu who was standing on both sides of the stage to guard Li Er, it turned out that there was no fool around Li Er, Niu Manchu saw the hawker and knew what it meant, he didn't have much respect for the bald head and the Taoist priest himself, but the hawker gave him a different feeling, not the kind of clear and tall appearance, and anyone can get along, the most important thing is that the food given by the hawker today is good, so Niu Manchu waist knife flicked, came up and pressed Tang Seng's neck and pinched the stage below!

Although Tang Seng has a good mouth, but the strength is definitely not as big as the family, he was held by the cow and wanted to say a little stupid, the old cow in order to show his ability to do things in front of the cow Taoist, he grabbed a handful of mud on the ground and gave it to the mouth of the Tang monk, and then there was only the sound of babbling!

Seeing Tang Seng eating the soil hawker's heart, Xiucai met the soldier and couldn't explain it, not to mention that you are a bald donkey, the hawker wiped the sweat on his forehead, and finally Nima got this done, but how to deal with the remaining bottle of wine has to give everyone an explanation" Okay, now because Chen Yi's first prize has been canceled, because there are too many people on the scene, we won't redraw, the prize is retained, next time if I hold a similar festival in the Daomen, I will add this, everyone says it's okay! ”

"Good!" What a scream! This person is real, you don't know how to guess you, but now there are two of them, three awards are a bit much, the hawker walked up to Li Jing and told him, "General, you will take the bottle away in a while, I'm sorry, I apologize to you!" “

Li Jing originally came to see that the hawker was going to invite the girl away, and he still had a little pimple in his heart, so when he heard me say it, he was thinking about the hawker: "Then the prize for the next event time of the cow fairy?" “

The hawker smiled at Li Jing, Li Jing went down with a satisfied and knowing expression, and then the awards and photos were over, and after the end of several award-winning photos, the hawkers felt that they thought that photos were more practical than prizes, after all, in this era, small farmers have serious thoughts, and eating and dressing are kings, it is estimated that the prizes will definitely be sold, but the photos must be left to be heirlooms, so that children and grandchildren can see their heroic appearance!

When the first prize was finished, the hawker began to give a closing speech to the audience: "Okay, thank you very much for participating in the Taoist Heavenly Festival Festival, this year's festival is because it is the first time to be held, and all kinds of flaws are inevitable, this way thanks the people of Chang'an for their tolerance and understanding, this way like everyone promises that the next time a similar festival will be held will be perfect, do you look forward to the next festival?" ”

"Looking forward to it!"

"It seems that everyone is looking forward to it, but this matter has to be agreed by the gods, how can the gods agree? It's just that everyone usually recites a few more words of immeasurable Tianzun and goes to the Taoist temple to put a few pillars of incense, always remember to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, and remember that there are gods in the three feet above your head, so now everyone shouts with me: Immeasurable Tianzun! ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! …”

The hawker made a Taoist puja into a concert atmosphere, but this is fine, so many people pray together, it is estimated that the power of faith collected by the old gods has also increased a lot!

After the crowd dispersed, the hawker went to the backstage to print the photo, Li Er saw the photo in the vendor's hand, and quickly grabbed it to take a look, "Dabao, this is the painting you said, it's so clear, can you help me draw a separate one?" The eldest grandson Wuji, who was looking at the photo, also coaxed: "We want it too!" ”

What a crowd! The hawker was already very speechless about them, and he didn't run away if he had a bargain, so didn't he just have a few pieces of photo paper, "Come on, come on, stand separately and stand in order, I'll take a picture of each of you, and so will the ladies!" ”

In an uproar, a group of people like kindergarten children hurriedly lined up according to their official ranks, and the hawkers took pictures of them one by one, and then printed them out, regardless of men, women, and children, they watched each other around to find faults! Li Er took the photo and observed with the eldest grandson, "Hehe, the widow is quite that, right, is it very handsome, this is what Elder Niu Xian said!" ”

"The prince's majesty is known to the world, of course he is handsome!"

The peddler saw Li Er and the eldest grandson showing affection there, and saw that this was a good opportunity to pat on the back! "Brother Prince, come and stand with your sister-in-law, and I'll take a group photo of the two of you! Come to the prince, you pull your sister-in-law's hand, yes, look at his eyes, sister-in-law, you too, don't look at me, well, okay, click, come and change your posture, look here, prince, your right hand over the top of your head to this side, sister-in-law, you hook with your left hand over there, hey, laugh, click! "The hawker let these two people do the actions from other people's wedding photos, although the actions are cumbersome, but Li Er and the eldest grandson are really happy to do it, probably because these actions are very novel and sweet.

PS: Everyone is still satisfied with Tang Seng like this, if you are not satisfied, we will continue to do it next time, he is the most annoying person when watching Journey to the West! In the end, don't forget to ask for tickets, otherwise Tang Seng will be sent to your home