Liu Ni's words detonated the laughter of the audience, but although these words were straightforward, they were so simple that everyone could understand them as soon as they heard them, and the hawker was very understanding and said to Sister Liu, "It seems that Sister Liu is very excited!" ”

Sister Liu is not embarrassed by everyone's laughter, they are all such old people, but she is curious about this prize, "By the way, Niu Xianchang, this first prize is really worth a thousand taels of silver?" I've never seen so much money when I'm so old, so how much food do I have to buy! ”

But isn't it, the price of rice in Chang'an is only about 20 yuan, and a bottle of wine is enough for ordinary people to eat for a few years, so if it is two years later, it will be too peaceful, and it is estimated that you can buy more rice!

Seeing that Sister Liu asked about this, the hawker didn't know whether to laugh or how to drop, this person was too simple and couldn't do it, but in order to reflect his prestige, the hawker said to Sister Liu, "Don't worry, I said it's worth it, if you don't believe it, you can take it back and see if anyone buys it!" ”

Seeing how sure the hawker said, Sister Liu put her heart down! The vendor saw the other party's expression and knew that now she believed it, and she inevitably muttered in her heart, she didn't trust me, we have a monopoly on sales, who dares to lower the price of this wine, and resolutely don't bring wine in the future, you just miss it, let's get a limited quantity, the year or something, my brother said that a thousand will never sell eight hundred, I don't accept you to bite me!

After sending Sister Liu away, the peddler took the microphone and pestle to the face of the handsome guy with the cloth on the last head, "Come on, this handsome guy, what are you feeling at the moment!" “

This handsome guy made an action hawker and knew that it was going to be bad, "I have seen Niu Xianchang, first of all, I want to thank the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva for blessing the poor monk to win the first prize, originally the poor monk planned to go to Tianzhu for a trip is missing some coiling, and had no choice but to make this decision, I didn't expect the Bodhisattva to bless the poor monk and not have to worry about the coiling! As he spoke, the dude pulled off his turban and leaked a big bald head!

Suddenly the whole audience was chaotic, I didn't expect ah, the Taoist Dharma will be mixed in a monk, the hawker just saw him clasped his hands before the handsome guy spoke, and he knew that it was broken, and this will see that it is really a monk, but Ya just said that he was going to Tianzhu, is Ya Tang Seng? If you can't, you have to ask, "Monk, what your real name is!" “

"Chen Yi! But that's the name of the layman, and now the poor monk is called Xuanzang!

Damn, I can't run, the vendor wants to cry without tears, God, you play with me, I finally held a festival, but I didn't expect to end up making a meal for the dog! This is recorded in history, "At the beginning, the Master Xuanzang had no money to go to Tianzhu, and it happened that the Daomen Niu Xianchang held a lottery for the Tianzhen Festival, won the first prize, and then sold it for a thousand taels, and then traveled west, and then Mahayana Buddhism will be passed on forever!" “

If this is known by the old fairy, it is estimated that tomorrow the old guy will be turned into a statue and thrown into a pit, forget it, it will not be tomorrow, after this happens, I will not see the sun tomorrow! What to do, what to do, the hawker's brain quickly turned in circles, and it was canceled directly, no, the ancients re-promised, not good, hey, by the way, didn't the monk eat meat and drink alcohol?

The peddler who thought of this suddenly came to his senses, and pointed to the monk, "Oh, that monk, you have broken the vows, I remember that you don't touch wine and meat, you go down quickly, I won't pursue it!" “

The monk smiled indifferently at the hawker's lust, "Hehe, Niu Xianchang, who told you that our monks don't eat meat and drink alcohol?" Besides, we monks don't eat meat {xun} fishy, not meat {hun} fishy!" Tang Seng asked in surprise.

"Damn, have I read it wrong for so many years?" The hawker held the microphone in his armpit, picked his chin with one hand, and turned his eyes as if he was loaded with balls, "No, our IQ can't do him, you wait and I'll ask the gods to go" In fact, this product is looking for a place to go online, we haven't forgotten that this mobile phone can display a signal on the car, and then the hawker tried it, not that there was a signal in the Tang Dynasty, but that the car was equivalent to a mobile base station after passing through, and it could only be connected to the Internet within a certain range.

In order to solve their current problems faster, the hawker ran to the car and hurriedly spent his mother, sure enough, as Tang Seng said, at present, Buddhism is still a small inheritance of Buddhism, and Taoist priests eat meat and drink no difference, the only thing is that these people are bald, and only Tang Seng will bring back the great inheritance of Buddhism, and then the evolution of descendants, the monk is really six pure, sure enough, to succeed must work hard, so ruthless to themselves, to others is estimated to be more ruthless, no wonder later Buddhism in the Heavenly Dynasty popular!

Although the information has been checked, how to deal with Tang Seng is also a problem! Legend has it that this product is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, will beating him offend the Buddha? Although he has the support of the gods, who knows if the gods are as good as the Buddha? The normal situation doesn't seem to be as good as the old man's, no, this is not something you can solve, you have to ask the gods!

The hawker hid in the car and hung up the phone to Lao Huang, and everyone else at the venue looked at each other, how could this Niu Dao chief run away half of the prize, and this monk's luck is too good, is it really Guanyin's apparition? Everyone is talking! Li Er and the eldest grandson Wuji looked at each other, it is really rare for the organizers of this conference to dry the award presenters and winners here, but the two who understand the unreliability of the hawker don't say much!

Someone on the other side of the phone finally picked up, "Hey, Dabao, is the award finished?" “

"No, what about Zhengfa, hey old man, I have an incident here, let me ask you, is Tang Seng the reincarnation of the golden cicada?"

Lao Huang came to his senses when he heard this: "Why don't you kid give out awards, why do you ask this?" “

"Beep dog, Tang Seng actually took away my first prize, saying that he was going to sell it for money to go to the west to learn scriptures, and I am hanging him now! Hurry up and tell me if he is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and then tell me how to solve this matter, whether to send it to him or not? “

The old fairy took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Hiss... Whew....What a hassle! Although I'm not afraid of Rulai, Tang Seng's identity in the Tang Dynasty is similar to your current identity, but there is one thing that he was sealed later, and you are what I found! “

When the fairy said this, the hawker was actually rushed out and clever, "You mean that Tang Seng only got the attention of the Buddha after coming back from the scriptures, and I got your attention first, and then I did, to put it bluntly, he climbed up at the grassroots level, and I was directly led by the leader, right!" “

"Yes, yes, yes!" The old fairy hurried to affirm!

"Then I'm not afraid of him, anyway, if he can't get it, he won't be canonized, but you still have to tell me if the award will be given to him!"

Seeing that the fairy who had already reacted to the hawker was not in a hurry, "Don't worry, I'll read to you how individual people solve this kind of problem, you listen, celebrate the third anniversary of the store, this supermarket makes a big reward, two eggs and eight, and leeks and two ......"

"Bastard, what about you entertain me? How to solve it, hurry up! "The peddler is about to explode, waiting for the fairy to give an idea, he is good, read the advertisement unhurriedly!

The old fairy held a cigarette and was not angry, "Dabao, you lack the minimum respect for a fairy, if you can pay attention to it, I won't hold a grudge against what I scolded just now, and directly read the last sentence of the advertisement to you: This supermarket has the final interpretation right of this event!" After that, he hung up the phone!

The hawker also reacted, and the fairy turned around and told him, you even scolded Lao Tzu, a god who is now in charge, and you are afraid of a Buddha who is far away in the sky! What's more, this is just a disciple, looking unhappy, the hawker who got the guidance of the gods hung up the phone and walked up to the podium with high spirits!

PS: The big guy is out, everyone looks okay and gives a ticket! Children's shoes without tickets plus a collection is also an excellent support for the noodle sheet! Thanks!