"It's scattered, he's going to eat, and he can still guide you, if you have the time to go to the dock to carry the bag, what to waste time on!"

Not to mention, after the setback, Xu San calmed down a lot, and it made sense to say what he said, and the people who watched the excitement suddenly dispersed.

In the eyes of the old man, this is distressing! The cooked ducks all flew away, and they wanted to turn their faces, but when they saw Tang Yi followed by three or four big men, they suddenly lost the heart to do it. Crying and mournful, he said: "Little brother, I haven't eaten for three days, so I can leave a way for people to live!" ”

"Don't pretend to be garlic, aren't you hungry, when you see me, you will see the nest drawer."

There is nothing to eat, and the old way suddenly became a frosted eggplant.

Tang Yi made a look, Xu San and Zhu Shan did it together, and left with the old way. After walking dozens of steps, the old road suddenly stopped.

"Oh, I haven't brought the magic weapon of the poor way yet! That's what Jiang Taigong left, and he was a god, and he looked down on ......."

"Shut up, believe it or not, Uncle will behead you now!" Xu Sanyi's eyes were glared, the fierce light was revealed, and the old Taoist was still stubborn, stretching his neck, and said angrily: "That's the guy who eats with the Taoist master, and he takes it with him everywhere." ”

"Okay, don't talk nonsense to him."

Tang Yi waved his hand and asked Wu Tiancheng to run back, and after a while, Wu Tiancheng was holding a sand table, a pen, and a broken statue that I didn't know who it was, and sent it to Lao Dao's hands.

Lao Dao looked at it, and his eyes suddenly widened.

"The poor copper, no, it's a magic sword, where did it go? That's what King Wen used when he played gossip, so he must have let you hide it and use it as a family heirloom. ”

Wu Tiancheng rolled his eyes angrily, "Phew, it's just a string of bullshit copper coins, what kind of magic sword!" ”

"Copper money is copper money, that's the last family of the poor road, I was hungry for three days, and I didn't want to change the steamed buns." Lao Dao said persistently.

"Hey, let that little apprentice take it, it's probably the candy buyer who eats it."

"Apprentice, it's that kid!" Lao Dao shouted loudly, beat his chest, and cried, "Little conscienceless, I was bitten by a dog yesterday, poor Dao is kind-hearted, why don't I bite you to death!" ”

Tang Yi can understand that this old Taoist is fake, and the apprentice is also fake, no, maybe he is not an old Taoist at all!

"Let me ask you, what's your name, do you have a mentorship?"

When it comes to the teacher, Lao Dao came to the spirit, shook his shoulders, and straightened his chest.

"Do you think that the poor Dao is a wild road, the Taoist master told you, I am a disciple of the Qing Palace on Laoshan Mountain, and my master is the famous Sun Xuanqing Sun Zhenren, how about it, are you afraid?"

Sun Xuanqing, I know who he is!

Tang Yi was disdainful in his heart, but when he heard the five words of the Qing Palace on Laoshan Mountain, he suddenly thought of a person, a very unusual person!

"Do you know a Dao Master surnamed Lan?"

"Blue? Hahaha, Poor Dao is really clear, there is only one surnamed Lan in the Shangqing Palace, called Lan Dao Xing Lan Immortal. ”

There is really this person, Tang Yi's eyes lit up. I remember that a few years later, it was a Lan Daoxing who was proficient in the art of supporting the beggar, who said bad things about Yan Song's father and son in front of Jiajing, and finally brought down Yan Song. ‘

Wait, Shangqing Palace, Fu Ping, Xinxue......

Tang Yi stared at Po Lao Dao tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't tell me, you are Lan Dao Xing!" ”

"Hahaha, I can't imagine that the poor road is so famous, children, do you want to seek an official or a son, do you want to get rich, or save people, my Lan Dao is a master of skills, and my ability is unparalleled, as long as you speak, I guarantee that you will respond to your needs! But you have to invite Poor Dao to eat first, and your stomach is so hungry that your mana is gone. ”

"I beg you to keep your mouth shut!"

Tang Yi glared at him fiercely, bluffing Lan Daoxing into fear for a while, and muttered, "Why are you staring." ”

……

Xu San and Zhu Shan walked in front with Lan Daoxing, Tang Yi watched from behind, how do you look at it, this ragged, grinning, and confused guy doesn't look like a blue immortal who can fool the shrewd Emperor Jiajing.

Maybe it really responded to that sentence, pretending to be stupid is the most clever trick to deceive, even the emperor can deceive, and dealing with a little Shen Liang will definitely be nine out of ten.

Thinking of this, Tang Yi suddenly became happy, and walked home with Lan Daoxing, and happened to meet Tang Shunzhi who was walking quickly, only to see that his upper body did not move, his beard did not shake, and he still looked personable, but the speed under his feet was extremely fast, and he arrived in front of Tang Yi in the blink of an eye.

When Tang Yi saw it, he suddenly laughed, "Sir, if you don't come, I'll still look for you, I have something important to ask for!" ”

Pulled up Tang Shunzhi and walked inside, Tang Shunzhi was holding his breath and wanted to settle accounts with Tang Yi, but he was blocked by this enthusiasm, and when he arrived in the hall, before he could sit down, Tang Yi opened the chatterbox.

Tang Shunzhi is proficient in Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and his knowledge is terrifying, let him give him a few words, Lan Daoxing guarantees that he can pretend to be more like, and it is easier for Shen Liang to be fooled, as for whether it will leak the news, Tang Yi is still sure of Mr. Jing Chuan's character.

Explain the situation hastily, and then Tang Yi said with a smile: "Shen Liang, this guy is standing behind the weaving bureau, you can't fight hard, you can only outwit." It's best to let him get out of here, I've already caused a little mess for him, this guy should be restless and suspicious, at this time, let a living immortal come forward, shake his heart, and send the plague god away without moving, what does Mr. think? ”

After listening to Tang Yi's words, Tang Jingchuan's anger had already run out of the clouds, and there were only four words left in his heart: unbelievable, unbelievable!

Is this kid really only thirteen years old? A matter involving the palace, involving thousands of people, involving the occupation of people's land, he was able to use four or two thousand pounds of tricks to resolve, because he has been studying hard for so many years, and his ability to do things is not as good as a child, no wonder he squatted on the cold bench, he is really to blame!

Tang Yi didn't know that Tang Shunzhi was struggling in the whirlpool of destruction and reconstruction of the Three Views, and said to himself: "The key now is Lan Daoxing, within one day, it is really difficult to turn a charlatan into a sanctimonious and true Tao." ”

"Leave it to me!"

Tang Shunzhi said hesitantly: "Over the years, I have written left, right, literature, martial arts, Confucianism, and barnyard six parts, Yangming Gongjiao leads to the study of conscience, let's try it on Lan Daoxing!" ”

After figuring out the cause and effect, Wei Liangfu couldn't help but pat his thigh, and said with a smile: "It's worthy of being my disciple, it's obviously a simple trivial matter, why not affect the court situation and make your heart flutter, how about it, Yixiu, doesn't it taste like killing chickens with knives?" ”

"Hmph, I don't have a backache when I stand and talk, and I can't come over to help!"

"Okay, how can such a fun thing be so rare for the old man."

Wei Liangfu moved a chair and surrounded Lan Daoxing with Tang Shunzhi, Tang Yi, and the three of them. These three guys, a well-known genius in the world, a god-level bureaucrat who is proficient in three religions and nine streams, and a person who has become old and refined, plus a traverser who has out-of-the-box thinking and has seen people, can be described as a strong combination.

At first, Lan Daoxing listened quite seriously and tried to remember, but gradually troublesome things came, as the content deepened, the opinions of the three teachers could not be unified, Tang Yi had knowledge of physics and chemistry, and suggested that Lan Dao walk the technical flow and use magical spells to impress Shen Liang, Tang Shunzhi was sneering, there are still few tricks, to be reasonable, to bluff people with mysterious and mysterious things. Wei Liangfu disagreed, who wanted to listen to the dry truth, he still had to slap the horse and make Shen Liang happy......

The more the three of them talked, the more intense they became, and they simply forgot about the teaching, and quarreled directly, regardless of Lan Daoxing. One by one, the reasons for saying it are one by one, overwhelming, and impeccable. Lan Daoxing only felt that his head was going to explode, these three guys were almost as good as 100,000 ducks!

Finally reached the limit, I couldn't bear it anymore!

"Smack!"

Lan Daoxing slammed the table, and his six eyes fell on him in unison, his eyes full of high fighting spirit. Lan Daoxing swallowed hard and spat, and asked, "Which of you has ever told someone's fortune?" ”

"Nope." Tang Shunzhi shook his head and looked at Lao Wei, Wei Liangfu had played similar games, but he hadn't really done it, and as for Tang Yi, he also shook his head.

Okay, let the three laymen get a pit!

Lan Daoxing saw them shaking their heads, their noses were crooked, if you dare to love you, you rely on imagination to fool people, and what you say is still vibrant, and I don't know how to be ashamed!

Lan Daoxing roared angrily: "When Dao Ye was in Shandong, he went to the door every day to tell the hexagram and discharged it for two or three miles. If the three of you go to the street, you won't be able to earn a penny, and you dare to teach the Taoist master a lesson, are you ashamed? ”

Of course, I'm ashamed, the three guys just came to their senses, they were teaching people, not holding a debate, the most cunning Wei Liangfu yawned first and sighed: "The old man is doing his best, how much you can comprehend depends on your ability!" ”

He turned around and slipped away, Tang Yi scratched his head, and said with a smile: "Ah, a combination of work and rest, a combination of work and rest, I'm going to rest!" ”

"You're all gone, what am I left for!" Tang Shunzhi also left.

The teaching work is anticlimactic, and only a lonely blue road is left.

"Self-righteous stinky fart literati, wait to see how Dao Ye will show his skills tomorrow!" He tilted his head, leaned back in his chair, snored like thunder, and fell asleep to himself.