"Failure, what a failure!"

A middle-aged man kept waving his fists in the cold wind, beating the old tree in front of him, scolding while beating, and the slightest heat came out of his body, and he refused to stop.

Wei Liangfu walked over with a big bowl of red and bright soup in his hand and smiled.

"Yixiu, the old man asked people to cook ginger soup, and added several spoonfuls of brown sugar, and drank it while it was hot."

"Hmph, I'm not confined, what are I doing drinking brown sugar?" The person who spoke was Tang Shunzhi, if outsiders saw that Mr. Jing Chuan, who has always been steady and elegant, and a tree were angry, I don't know how many glasses would be broken.

"Defeated!" Wei Liangfu said with a narrow smile.

"Defeated? I'll go on fire! ”

Tang Shunzhi simply withdrew his hand, sat opposite Wei Liangfu, and said angrily: "Shangquan Gong, I blame you." ”

"What's the blame old man? Yixiu, how did you learn to add sin to your desires? ”

Suck!

Tang Shunzhi raised his head, let out a long breath, and said sadly: "From morning to night, I taught that stinky boy civil and martial arts, and I didn't care so much about my son. It turned out to be good, I taught for nine days, you taught for one day, and he learned all about yours, what kind of ecstasy did you pour into him? ”

I can't help Tang Jingchuan get angry, in the past two days, he also heard Zhao Wen say that all parts of Taicang have gone out to conquer the fields, but Tang Shunzhi is angry. Today, scholars with a little conscience are opposed to the merger, but Taicang is good, not only does not suppress it, but also aids in abuse.

Tang Shun was angry, made an appointment with Wei Liangfu, and found Chen Menghe and asked the teacher to ask for the guilt.

In the heart of the study, Chen Menghe is Tang Shunzhi's junior, seeing that his uncle blames, Chen Menghe can only be honest and tell the matter as it is, especially Tang Yi's disposal method told Tang Shunzhi, and patted his chest to promise that he will never do anything for the tiger and help Shen Lianghu.

But who knows, it's better not to mention Tang Yi, after mentioning it, Tang Shunzhi became even more angry, and when he came back from the Zhizhou Yamen, he kept going crazy.

"Shangquan Gong, the great harm of the country is more than annexation, the people have no land, there is no foothold, the woe is flourishing, this is forcing the people to go to the sea as thieves! Such a clear thing, such a simple truth, then, that stinky boy turned a blind eye, let Chen Menghe drag it, and went to report to Xu Ge Lao, he could figure it out! If Xu Huating dares to let go, believe it or not, I'll find him to theorize! ”

Looking at Tang Shunzhi's impassionedness, Wei Liangfu just squinted his eyes, the old god was there.

"Let's get some water and moisten my throat."

"Humph!" Tang Shunzhi turned his head angrily.

Wei Liangfu didn't care, and said with a smile: "Yixiu, don't pretend to be garlic, scolding in your mouth, you may not be very happy in your heart!" If that kid has the same temper as you, after many years, he will only have one more great talent and one more Taoist gentleman! ”

"What's wrong with Mr. Daoxue?"

"Good, good! But can you save the country and save the people, can you be like Yang Minggong, make virtue and meritorious service, and achieve the unity of knowledge and action? ”

Tang Shunzhi sneered and said disdainfully: "That stinky boy also wants to compare with Yang Minggong? That's a 108,000-mile difference! ”

"Not necessarily, the enlightenment of Yangming Gonglongchang has passed the year of establishment, Tang Yi is less than half the age of Yangming Gong, he is steady, not leaking, and he has won the officialdom Samadhi, my heart is very comforted, my heart is very comforted!"

Poof!

Tang Shun spurted out of his lips with a mouthful of old blood, and Yang Minggong realized in the dragon field, and what he realized was that the flies and dogs could not succeed? It's infuriating!

At the same time, Tang Shunzhi also had a deep sense of frustration, he taught by word and deed for several months, Tang Yi, this kid, did not learn any righteousness, but became more sleek and sophisticated. If it goes on like this, in more than ten years, there will be another Yan Ge old man in the imperial court!

"No, I, Tang Jingchuan, will never leave a reputation for eternity!"

Tang Shunzhi got up and left, Wei Liangfu was in a hurry, he knew Tang Shunzhi and Tang Yi's temper very well, one was arrogant and proud, the other was proud, and when they met together, they had to fall out!

The old man hurriedly got up and walked outside, but Tang Shunzhi was young and extremely fast, and when he arrived at the door, the person had disappeared.

"It's broken!"

Wei Liangfu hurriedly asked his family to put on the carriage and hurried towards the Tang family.

"Hurry, hurry!"

The old man kept urging, and the carriage slipped away and rushed to the gate of the Tang family, Wei Liangfu didn't wait for his family to move the stool, he jumped down directly, didn't even take a cane, and went directly inside.

Zhu Hai, who was guarding at the door, hurriedly stood up and greeted him.

"I've seen the Boss!"

"Don't talk nonsense, has Tang Jingchuan been here?"

"It's coming, it's been in for a while!"

"What are you waiting for, hurry up and help the old man in."

Zhu Hai had never seen Wei Liangfu so anxious, nodded hurriedly, helped the old man to run inside, panting, rushed to the living room, looked up, Wei Liangfu was stunned again!

I saw Tang Yi and Tang Shunzhi sitting side by side, and in front of them there was a ragged Taoist priest, dirty and dirty. These two clean-loving people don't care at all, you talk to me and talk to him.

"Listen, people are divided into three, six, nine and so on, and foolish women will bow down and kowtow as long as they are solemn and golden. But after seeing too much, the general means are useless, and you must be wise and foolish, and listen to the thunder in a silent place! ”

Tang Yi added: "Have you heard of it, pretending to be stupid is the most clever trick. Shen Liang is a person like him, he knows a little about feng shui, but he doesn't know much about it, and he is the easiest type of person to be fooled! You just have to remember that if you want to learn from the girl in the Qinglou, don't hate to make a promise as soon as you come up, but you can't be as cold as ice, when appropriate, pull hands to give some sweetness, don't worry about not taking the bait. ”

"To know how to create a gap, it's like a talented man writing a poem, it's not a big deal. If a flower beggar can recite two limerick poems, it will cause admiration. ”

……

Listening to the words of these two, Wei Liangfu had a kind of time and space confusion, is this still the Tang Jingchuan he knows, the whole charlatan. As for Tang Yi's kid, he seems to be even more cunning than he remembered, how can he even know the things of men and women so clearly!

You're still a minor! The old man shouted in his heart!

Suddenly saw Wu Tiancheng, he was listening to the teacher's and Tang Shunzhi's high arguments, and he couldn't wait to take notes immediately, what Analects Mencius were not as wonderful as these two said!

"Say, what the hell is going on?"

Wei Liangfu tugged at his clothes and roared. Wu Tiancheng couldn't listen to it anymore, so he could only explain the matter to Lao Weihe.

It turned out that after Tang Yi knew that Shen Liang believed in the fate of feng shui, he thought of a way to rectify him. The Shen family sent firewood every day, and Tang Yi asked Xu San to pretend to send firewood, but in the firewood, a little white phosphorus was put in it.

The climate in the south of the Yangtze River is humid, and in order to make it easy to burn, it is necessary to put the firewood next to the stove, and then heat it up and dry it.

Xu San put the firewood on the side of the stove, placed it neatly, and got a compliment from the family, and gave him an extra two pennies, Xu San didn't have the heart to thank him. When he went out from the front yard, he pretended to tidy up his trouser legs, took out the hidden green salt from it, poured it into the fish tank, and after doing all this, he left the Shen house as if nothing happened.

Needless to say, the water in the fish tank has become salty, and for freshwater carp, it is like poison, can you not jump out desperately!

The carp was noisy, the firewood was also roasted, the white phosphorus was also burned, and in a short time, the kitchen was burned to the ground, and the stables were also on fire, and the three horses rushed out and ran several streets, making people turn over on their backs, and finally found it back. A series of strange things made Shen Liang have no thoughts.

What happened in the Shen family seemed to be magical, but after Tang Yi explained, Wu Tiancheng suddenly realized, how could he not think of such a simple thing!

"Master, you are so powerful, it is so easy to set fire, I think you can just set the Shen family on fire!"

"Stupid! Without Shen Liang, there are also Wang Liang and Zhao Liang, besides, as a teacher, he is a scholar, so he will not do such a tasteless thing. ”

Tang Yi said this, but then he did something even more tasteless, the New Year is approaching, in front of the City God Temple, there are a lot of tricksters from all over the country, and there are a lot of people who sing big operas. Tang Yi shuttled through the crowd and suddenly found two Taoists who were performing Fu Ping there.

In front of them, there is a sand table, the little old Taoist asked the guests to write down the questions to ask, and then the rune paper was enshrined in front of the statue, and then respectfully, holding the magic sword made of copper coins to the master, the old Taoist held the magic sword in one hand, and held the pen in the other hand, writing on the sand table. Every time it must hit, it attracts countless applause.

When Lao Dao was proud, Tang Yi didn't know when, ran behind him, reached out and patted the cloth bag on Lao Dao's waist, which contained a note with a question written on it, it turned out that the little Taoist priest was enshrined on white paper, and the real note was pressed under the magic sword and sent to Lao Dao's hands.

"Friend, worship the minibus, let's meet in half!" Lao Dao pleaded in frustration.

"I'm not from the rivers and lakes, what do I want your money for?" Tang Yi said in a low voice: "If I don't want to demolish you, it's okay, come with me!" ”

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The chili pepper written casually in front is indeed not rigorous. It's been modified.,But there's something wrong with the dot girl.,It's not shown.,Anyway, I'm sorry!