59, Black Dragon Pond (for collection)
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59, Black Dragon Pond
Xia Ming: Come on stage, first introduce yourself.
Cheng Yu: I should introduce it.
Xia Ming: Why do you have to introduce it, just because we don't perform well, you will know who to scold later, his name is Cheng Yu, I will --- it. This cross talk pays attention to talking and singing...... (The audience laughed again) (Cheng Yu stopped)
Cheng Yu: Wait a minute, Heguang scolded me alone.
Xia Ming: What's wrong, is there something wrong?
Cheng Yu: Of course not, you also have to introduce yourself.
Xia Ming: I'm just mentally retarded, do you still need an introduction?
Cheng Yu: When you come here, why did you become mentally handicapped again?
Xia Ming: I'm mentally handicapped, what's wrong, I'm not proud! In the future, the two of us will perform on stage, and the curtain will be reported like this, please enjoy the cross talk, the performer, and the mentally handicapped Cheng Yu.
(Applause erupts again.) )
Cheng Yu: Do you have to introduce it.
Xia Ming: I have to introduce it well.
Cheng Yu: That's a must!
Xia Ming: Okay, my name is Xia Ming, his name is Cheng Yu, two primary school students, and we are both brothers.
Cheng Yu: That's right, I'm his junior brother.
Xia Ming: Both of us practice martial arts, if you want to say that you practice martial arts, I am not as good as my junior brother.
Cheng Yu: You are humble.
Xia Ming: Why do you say that, practicing martial arts, pay attention to inheritance, the one on the stage just now, my senior brother, Song Tianxu, is the one who plays the sword.
Cheng Yu: Wait a minute, what is it called being cheap!
Xia Ming: Then what should I say, didn't he just take a sword and play around?
Cheng Yu: That's called sword dancing.
Xia Ming: This person, he always picks at my hemorrhoids. (Laughter)
Cheng Yu: That's called words.
Xia Ming: Okay, listen to you, I can't communicate with you, just that sword dancer, why do people practice well.
Cheng Yu: Why?
Xia Ming: His father is a martial arts practitioner, a good man in Liangshan, and a descendant of Song Jiang and Song Gongming.
Cheng Yu: That's right.
Xia Ming: The senior sister on the stage just now, the one who played the whip, Song Tianjiao, why did she practice well.
Cheng Yu: Why?
Xia Ming: Her father practiced martial arts.
Cheng Yu: Yes, really, her father is the principal of our martial arts school.
Xia Ming: Why does my junior brother practice so well? His father is ...... (Cheng Yu hurriedly stepped forward to cover his mouth and stopped.) )
Cheng Yu: Okay, I almost made you slip away, my dad doesn't practice martial arts.
Xia Ming: Yes, your father is a martial arts student. (There is a round of applause.) Okay, look at you dads, hello everyone, big brother, you're all here.
Cheng Yu: you, are you all like words? It's not enough to take advantage, isn't it?
Xia Ming: I see that other people practice so well, I can't be too bad, I have to practice quickly, practice hard, I practice,..... (Kicking and stretching punches)
Cheng Yu: Wait a minute, what have you practiced like this?
Xia Ming: At the beginning, I practiced the somersaults first, what are the side flips, front flips, back flips, side flips, front flips, back flips, side flips, front flips, back flips, people turn on their backs, two triples, the earth turns the sky, called the small fan...... (A section of through)
Cheng Yu: What's going on here!
Xia Ming: Anyway, it's just flipping around.
Cheng Yu: What are you best at?
Xia Ming: What I'm best at is that the front flip body is two and a half days.
Cheng Yu: Why don't you starve to death!
Xia Ming: What's wrong, why are you still starving to death?
Cheng Yu: It took you two and a half days to land, can you not eat?
Xia Ming: How much should it be?
Cheng Yu: Two and a half weeks!
Xia Ming: Two and a half weeks, oh my God!(Xia Ming's expression is surprised, calculated.) 17 days, 18 days, that's not even worse starvation. (The audience laughs)
Cheng Yu: Two and a half weeks, it's two and a half circles, do you understand, I don't see it, you are really mentally retarded.
Xia Ming: Oh, I see, two and a half weeks.
Cheng Yu: Then don't just say you can't practice, let's have one here.
Xia Ming: Here, okay, I'll get out, it's a big deal to die here in a while, what are you going to do......
Cheng Yu: You're running here to play with your life.
Xia Ming: Isn't it just somersaults, two and a half weeks, you all give a good number, half a lap is not much, definitely two and a half weeks.
(Xia Ming jumped high, really came for two and a half weeks, landed headfirst down, fell and gnawed on the ground, half of his face was swollen.) )
Cheng Yu: Oh, Mom, it's really two and a half weeks. I'll take a look.
(Cheng Yu stepped forward and helped Xia Ming up.) )
The audience saw that half of Xia Ming's face was swollen like a steamed bun, and they all shook their heads and sighed.
Audience: "What this cross talk said, I really dare to play, I'm afraid it won't be better if you have to raise it for a few days." ”
(Cheng Yu's left hand stroked Xia Ming's face for a moment, and he entered the Jiuyang battle qi.) )
After Cheng Yu took his hand away again, a magical scene appeared, and half of Xia Ming's swollen face returned to normal.
There was thunderous applause from the audience. Bang Bang Bang ......
Chen Tianhao temporarily adjusted the plan, and after Cheng Yu's show ended, the performance ended.
As the legal person and the first hall master of the Shui Shenwu Hall, Chen Tianhao took the stage to speak.
"Audience friends, first of all, I would like to express my gratitude to everyone for coming to cheer on the show!"
"The main purpose of our Shenwutang is to inherit Chinese martial arts, and the preliminary business scope of the plan mainly includes: safety services, martial arts performances, regular rings, challenge services, promotion services, martial arts training, teaching services, guidance services, standard formulation, and special sales. ”
"To explain specifically, we have printed some brochures, which contain the specific content of the service project, as well as the plan for the first month of opening, which are placed outside the gate, and when everyone leaves, you can pick them up at will, more publicity, more support, thank you!
The next few days of performances, five to six shows a day, two of the more exciting finales, were sold out every day.
It was staged for seven days in a row, and Cheng Yu's fame quickly spread.
Qinwang Lake is located fifty miles northwest of Lishui.
The mountains and rivers here are beautiful and the scenery is beautiful.
I saw that the green peaks were surrounded by clear water, and the flowers and plants were all over the hillside.
Cheng Yu and Song Tianjiao, walking on the ancient scenic road, have no time to enjoy the beautiful scenery in front of them.
Cheng Yu released his divine sense and swept into the lake, the lake water was crystal clear, and the fish and shrimp swam freely.
Then he quickly glanced at the entire lake, and the water quality was clean, and his heart sank.
He knew in his heart that in this kind of environment, it was impossible to find what he was looking for, because Requiem was locked in such a bright and clear environment, and it could not exist for thousands of years, it could only be a place of extreme yin.
Is there a mistake? General Luo Cheng didn't die here back then, "Let's go inside and have a look, senior sister." ”
"Have you noticed, junior brother?" Song Tianjiao heard the unsmooth information from Cheng Yu's tone. "Don't worry, there's water nearby. ”
That's right, what Senior Sister said is right, it seems that Senior Sister's mind is getting stronger and stronger.
Thinking of this, he released his divine sense again and explored all around.
Sure enough, if you go inside, there is a valley, and there is a pool of water in the valley, and this valley is also filled with the breath of an ancient battlefield, that is, the endless killing intent, which spreads from the bottom of the pool to the air.
Cheng Yu's confidence doubled, "Senior sister, there is hope." With that, he quickened his pace.
The more you go inside, the more you feel that something is wrong, and from time to time you will meet returning tourists.
The kind-hearted tourist reminded him, "Don't go inside, the Black Dragon Pond attraction inside is closed." ”
"Last year, when I came to play, I was able to go in and have a look. ”
"You also said that last year, a month before the Spring Festival, it was okay, this was only recently sealed, I heard that there were monsters in the water. ”
"What monster?"
The sound of speech fades away with the returning tourists.
"If I knew this was the case, it was better not to come, and it was better to go to see the performance of the Shenwu Hall than to come here. "A few more tourists came up to us.
"I'm here just to get some water from the Black Dragon Pool, have you heard, that water has an aphrodisiac effect. ”
"I've heard of it, too, but it's better to stay in the city and watch the martial arts show. ”
"You don't know, I went to see it the day before yesterday, it's so exciting, a child, drink ten buckets of water in one go, squirt out, can shoot through the slate, isn't it?"
"It's really fake, then let's go see it tomorrow. ”
"It was over yesterday. ”
"That's a shame!"
"However, I've heard that they plan to make this kind of performance the norm, and they will arrange a few days of performances every month, and the rest of the time will be arranged, and each will have its own excitement anyway. ”
"The game is also good, you can go and see it later. (Dear friends, I especially need everyone to collect, I need at least 200 people to collect, if you really like what I wrote, please click on the three small dots in the upper right corner of the phone, collect it, thank you !!)
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"Senior brother, they're talking about you. Song Tianjiao's expression was proud, as if she was talking about her.
"They say about me, what are you proud of, senior sister?"
"They are talking about my own junior brother, shouldn't I be proud?"
"It should be. Cheng Yu agreed, his expression solemn, because he now felt that the pool of water was not a killing intent, but a danger.
The closer this danger gets, the more intense it becomes.
Sure enough, there was a barricade blocking the way in front, and a sign read: "Construction ahead, the Black Dragon Pond scenic spot is fully closed, and tourists stop." ”
Song Tianjiao was in a frustrated mood and sat on the rocks on the side of the road.