58, rain through the stone slab (collection collection)
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58. The rain pierces the stone slab
Ye Xiaomei: "Okay, then let you see and see, the time to witness the miracle has come, give me three seconds of applause, it only takes three seconds, where is the applause?"
The audience applauded loudly and snapped......
Ye Xiaomei: "Enough applause, everyone, please look, go you!" pointed to Cheng Yu with his hand and gave a command.
Cheng Yu disappeared on the stage in an instant, and at the entrance of the auditorium, there was a person's applause, papa-papa-papa, it was Cheng Yu, who was standing at the door with a smile.
"Could it be that there is an authenticity?" people opened their eyes wide and began to speculate, as the saying goes, seeing is believing, and in the current situation, what the eyes see is unbelievable.
"There are tunnels, and they can't be so fast!"
Ye Xiaomei: "I heard someone say again, after the show, let me use this trick to get him home, saving him from walking, everyone said, is it possible?"
Audience: "Possibly!"
Ye Xiaomei: "It seems that there are many people who want to save trouble, you lazy worms, beauties won't like it." ”
The audience laughed.
Ye Xiaomei: "It's not that I don't help everyone, just now, an uncle's crutch was broken, isn't it?"
"Yes!" the old man in the audience laughed and lifted the two crutches.
Ye Xiaomei: "Please my assistant, bring it up, I'll help you fix it, restore it as it is, everyone said maybe not?"
"Impossible!" "Maybe!" This time there are two voices, some people question it, and some people believe it.
The old man handed the crutch to Cheng Yu, who came over.
"People can still cooperate, how can this stick cooperate with her, it's not easy to get it!" shook his head vigorously when he said this, but his eyes were full of expectation.
Ye Xiaomei held the two crutches in her hands, "I need applause encouragement, witness miracles, where is the applause!"
Wow, bang......
In the long-lasting applause, Ye Xiaomei butted the two severed sticks, wiped her fingers from the broken point, and danced.
Whirring and whirring, the crutches drive the wind, throw, catch, throw, catch.
Thrown again, in front of everyone's eyes, suspended in the air, and automatically floated into the hands of the old man.
The old man carefully inspected the fracture, there was no trace of the break, rubbed his eyes and looked again, it was really restored, excitedly raised the crutch, so that everyone could see, and shouted: "Okay, it is exactly the same as the original!"
Ye Xiaomei: "The magic show is here, if you want to save trouble and go home, go back and buy a ticket, declare in advance, it's more expensive than a plane ticket!"
Amid a round of applause, the two stepped down.
Moderator: Was the magic trick exciting?
Audience: Wonderful?
Hostess: Is the magician pretty?
Audience: Beautiful!
Moderator: Go back and ask for contact information yourself, I can't help you. (Laughter)
The next show, please enjoy, the rain wears the stone monument: performers, Cheng Yu, Song Tianjiao, Gao Shuang
The three of them walked on stage, and Song Tianjiao Gao Shuang held all kinds of boards, including cardboard, wooden boards, tiles, and stone slabs.
Cheng Yu clasped his fists and saluted, and said: "I am the assistant of the beautiful magician just now, this time I will perform for everyone, please give me some applause, encourage me!"
Bang bang bang .... The audience really burst into applause.
"It's shameless, and I want applause!" said the two beauties next to him. The audience burst into laughter.
Cheng Yu: "My performance is a kind of unique skill, the rain wears through the stone monument, it needs rain, where does this rain come from, I will give us artificial rain in a while, I need to prepare and prepare, backstage, come, go to the water." ”
There were a few guys, Teng Tengteng brought up ten buckets of water, thirty or forty catties each.
The audience was talking and saying everything.
"What are you doing with so much water, do you want to drink it?"
"You don't understand this, there must be props, showers, watering cans or something, it will rain, who can drink so much, this is more than 300 catties!"
"There are a lot of beauties in this performance team, and these two are also beautiful!"
"I think this kid is kind of funny. ”
Cheng Yu learned Ye Xiaomei's tone: "Everyone said, I drank these ten buckets of water, you said maybe not?"
----, laughter from the audience.
"You can brag!"
"This little guy is not bragging, he is a cow! Who can drink so much water?"
"Cows can't drink it, and camels can't drink it!"
"Hey, kid, if you really drink it, I'll eat the bucket!" someone in the audience shouted.
Cheng Yu smiled: "I don't need you to eat the bucket, I want applause, how long will I drink, how long will everyone give me applause, okay!"
"Where's the applause!"
The audience began to burst into applause......
I saw Cheng Yu, walked to the bucket, picked up the bucket, and grunted....... Drink one bucket and another bucket.
The applause from the audience lasted for a long time.
The audience's eyes widened, watching Cheng Yuguo really drink ten buckets of water.
"This kid Dragon King has become!
Cheng Yu touched his stomach and walked around the stage twice, showing a very strong appearance, as if he was lucky.
"Now I'll start the official performance of artificial rain, let's wear a simple one first, senior sister!"
Gao Shuang and Song Tianjiao stood on both sides, holding both sides of the cardboard, which was one meter wide, facing the audience.
Cheng Yu stood facing the cardboard, luck said, "Hi!" Destroying the spiritual power of the desolation in the body, "poof---", several water arrows erupted from the mouth.
Whoop-----
In an instant, the cardboard turned into a sieve, Cheng Yu retracted his strength, and after the water arrow passed through the cardboard, it fell weakly in front of the stage.
Bang Bang Bang ..... The applause continued, and some people clapped their hands red.
"It's qigong, right?"
"I don't think so, it should be a unique job!"
Cheng Yu: "The program of my performance is called rain through the stone stele, and this cardboard is nothing." ”
"There are planks, tiles, slates in the back. Everyone, what will I wear next?"
Audience: Slate!
Plank!
Tiles!
Shouting everything.
Cheng Yu: "As everyone wishes, everyone asks me to wear the three boards together, and I will wear them together! ”
Suddenly, rubbing from below, four young men came up, and some people rushed up behind them, but they were stopped by the staff.
Two people have a board, and six people hold up three boards of different materials, standing in front of the stage, arranging in front, middle and back.
Cheng Yu: "Everyone, applause!" "Hi!" An even more majestic flood spiritual power was devastated, ----and countless water arrows shot towards the board at a faster and faster speed.
Boom, flutter, flutter, click, click.
Successively through the planks, tiles, and slates. Some of the slabs are less powerful, and when they encounter the slates, the water droplets fall to the ground, and the slabs are still shot into a sieve.
Bang Bang Bang ...... Even more applause erupted.
Cheng Yu clasped his fists and saluted.
"You little junior brother is really powerful, how can you practice?" Chen Tianhao in the background was stunned, since Cheng Yu drank water, he had already begun to doubt his life.
"Awesome, he's even better! Song Tianxu said proudly.
Until Cheng Yu and the three stepped down, the applause did not stop.
Moderator: Was the performance just now?
Audience: Awesome, pop pop......
Host: Don't imitate, it will break your belly! Please enjoy, the next show, the soul of Chinese martial arts: performers, Song Tianxu, etc.
As the music sounded, Song Tianxu and others ran up to the stage.
Standing in formation, as soon as he appeared, he moved, Ye Xiaomei, Song Tianjiao, and Gao Shuang stood in the front row, and Wang Lei, Qiu Zizhao, and Lin Wei were in the back row.
The three male actors in the back row fought in a cycle of long punches from beginning to end, flashing and moving, stretching and generous.
Song Tianjiao in the front row danced the nine-section whip, Ye Xiaomei double-knifed, and Gao Shuang spear. Whip flowers, knife flowers, and gun flowers are dazzling.
Song Tianxu was dressed in white, and in the middle of the stage, he first practiced with a set of Tai Chi, which was rigid and soft, continuous, like the Yangtze River, gushing endlessly.
Next is a set of swordsmanship, worthy of the king of a hundred soldiers, so that the general will come out, such as a dragon, such as a phoenix dance, the body is elegant, chic and free.
In the end, it was replaced with a nunchuck, and it was played with a whirring sound, and it was impervious to wind and rain.
In exchange for a burst of warm applause from the audience.
Moderator: Are you nervous?
Audience: Don't be nervous!
Moderator: Enjoyable, isn't it?
Audience: Enjoyable!
Moderator: In the following program, you can relax your mood, focus on laughter, please enjoy cross talk, learn martial arts: performers, Xia Ming, Cheng Yu
Cheng Yu was in front and Xia Ming was behind, and the two walked up to the stage, clasped their fists, and saluted the audience! )
Xia Ming: This show just now is called Huaxia Martial Arts Soul.
Cheng Yu: That's right.
Xia Ming: It was my senior brother and sister who performed the performance.
Cheng Yu: It's also my senior brother and sister.
Xia Ming: This is all real kung fu, boring and boring on the stage, and popping, which is more tiring ....... (The audience laughs.) (Cheng Yu hurriedly stopped)
Cheng Yu: Wait a minute, what is a pop, it's not good for you to say this.
Xia Ming: How should I say that?
Cheng Yu: Papapapapapapa
Xia Ming: Is there any difference, a little more, a little less, are you more interesting than this? You really are. (Xia Ming rolls his eyes, with an angry expression) (Another round of applause.) )
Cheng Yu: Yes, this is still picky.
Xia Ming: Anyway, it's hard, let them go down, rest for a while, replace our brothers and us, and perform a cross talk for everyone.
Cheng Yu: Yes.