In other words, as mentioned in the first chapter of the opening chapter of this book, the eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu were very anxious about Wang Mumu's low mood, and after discussion, they gave Hu Sanniang a fragrant task, that is, she wanted to wait for the opportunity to live in a round house to give Wang Mumu to eliminate her sorrows, and to live together to make Wang Mumu excited. Today, the time, the location, the people, the opportunity has come, Wang Mumu has drunk a little bigger, and Hu Sanniang has the prerequisites to complete the task.

Wang Mumu usually doesn't like tobacco and alcohol, and even drinks less tea and tea, and he always thinks that the water of the Great Song Dynasty is so good, and it tastes better than a bottle of mineral water of dozens of yuan in his previous life, so I will drink Dabaikai!

This is the consciousness of a traverser. In his previous life, Wang Mumu, who was too expensive mineral water, had never drunk it, and the ordinary one who drank it, in terms of taste, was really not as good as the deep well water of the Great Song Dynasty. Since there were no chloride-ion-type disinfectants in this era, all water bodies were pristine and unpolluted. Therefore, the water purification will be considerable* and there will be no trace of astringency.

Today's Wang Mumu is a little drunk because he is a little drunk, so he is a little dizzy because he usually doesn't drink much, the blood all over his body is a little boiling, the sight of his eyes is a little trance, his speech is a little incoherent, and he knows that he is a little drunk, so he reclines on the big sofa in the study, lazily listens to the ticking of the big clock, and his thinking is almost stagnant.

When Wang Mumu was unusually drunk, the eldest princess looked at her coldly and felt a little heartache, knowing that this man, who had always seemed easy-going on the surface but was quite strong in his heart, was actually quite conceited and arrogant behind his modest and cautious mask. Of course, no matter how conceited Wang Mumu is, no matter how arrogant he is, it is not wrong, he has capital, can write and martial arts, predict the unknown, learn from China and the West, and be proficient in all industries. However, this time, he was very careful and devoted, and he was completely put on a position by his own queen mother. Think you have a plan, predict the future, design accurately, strategize, win the harem, who knows, jump up and down, open the bow left and right, feel good, have controlled everything, but I don't know, there is no shadow line tied to me, I am like a marionette, jumping around, being manipulated I don't know, and I am still seriously implementing the batch orders of the Queen Mother and her old man.

The eldest princess knew that Wang Mumu now knew that she was actively involved this time, and she really threw herself into the net. Therefore, his always proud heart was hit and his self-esteem was hurt. Moreover, this loss can't be taken care of, and it's inconvenient to tell people that he has long regarded it as my eldest princess and Rourou who are one with himself, and he can't talk about it, so he is a little depressed, and he is not happy, so he drinks sullenly.

The eldest princess discussed with Yuwen Rounu, and called Hu Sanniang over, meaning to ask her to help Wang Mumu go back to the room to rest and stop drinking. At the same time, if you want Hu Sanniang to wait for the opportunity to act, it will be almost today's roundhouse.

The eldest princess said that the year before last, in the fifth year of Yuanfeng (1082), the prince of Mumu went to the palace for a banquet, and Xu Xi made a difficulty, not only asked us for 2,500 more Arab military horses and 2 sweaty horses, but also said a lot of ugly things. At that time, after the prince came back, he had been sullen and unhappy, and his heart knot could not be opened, and after I let Rourou have sex with him, he gradually changed his mind and began to regain his vitality. Sanniang, he was injured more this time, he was injured last time, you can talk to a few of us; This time, because he was afraid that the person who set up the game was my mother, he was alone. In fact, because we have always admired his omnipotence, we forget that he is actually just a big kid in his early twenties, and he can be very mature psychologically? So, this time, Sanniang, it's up to you, let's get our energetic Mumu Lord back, otherwise, I'm going to die of guilt, and I can't even raise my head in front of the prince now.

Of course, Hu Sanniang was happy to accept this long-awaited task of "stripping naked", but she was also a little worried, she was worried that she was "stripping naked" in Wang Mumu's unconscious state, would it cause Wang Mumu's disgust?

The eldest princess said, Sanniang, your concern is correct. If you do that kind of thing when the prince is unconscious, this is tantamount to another kind of set-up, then the effect must be counterproductive, and it will even be separated from a few of us. But, today, no, I can see it clearly, he is not drunk, he is very conscious, it's just that he is a person, his brain is a multi-tasking platform, he usually thinks about multiple things at the same time, this time he was hit, he wanted to rest. However, a person's living habits are not so easy to change according to reason, so he uses alcohol to drown his sorrows, and uses alcohol to make himself numb and sluggish, but he is definitely conscious, and he still has at least two or three processes that have not been closed. So, Sanniang, this is also a principle that Rourou and I give you, that is, everything that happens next, he can be confused, lazy, and unresponsive, but he must not be unconscious. He has to take the initiative in everything, you're just guiding, you know? If you are a car, he can be drunk driving, never drunk driving, and blind driving is banned, grasp the scale, and go to the perfect life!

Hu Sanniang is not a fool, usually because there are too many smart people here, so she is too lazy to use her own brains. Today, the heavens are finally coming down to me, so I also think independently and have my own opinions!

Hu Sanniang knows that the romantic people, talented and beautiful women of this era like to take a few sips. The most typical is Tang Libai, who has been a lover of wine all his life, but Cheng is also wine, and how many poems have been brilliant; Defeat is also wine, relying on the "wine" arrogance, friend and foe do not distinguish between friend and foe, and finally "follow the wind until the night is long".

Hu Sanniang looked at the half-drunk and not drunk in front of him, as if he was not drunk, this Mumu prince, a few small glasses of red wine, not so exaggerated, right? Unconscious? How can it? Hu Sanniang is not a drinker, but she has seen a lot of alcoholics. It is really "the people of today do not see the ancient times and the moon, and the present month once looked like the ancients". Drunk, in fact, men and women are almost the same. In terms of the process: drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drying, sea irrigation, binge drinking, indulgence; As far as the results are concerned: slightly drunk, shallowly drunk, half-drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk In terms of performance: blushing, talking a lot, big tongue, repetitive, straight eyes, smirking, sad, silent, weak legs.

The current Hu Sanniang, looking at Wang Mumu, is studying: face? It's a little red, but it's only a little bit;

Talking? Where, there's not a single fart!

Big tongue? He doesn't speak, and I don't know if he has a big tongue;

Repeat? Ditto, unknown;

Straight eyes? He's closed, so he doesn't know;

Giggle? No, his face was expressionless;

Grief? Ibid., also not seen;

Silent? That's right, I'll lure him later!

Weak legs? He doesn't take a step, how can I know?

Hu Sanniang has long hands, long feet, great strength, and skills, so no matter whether your prince is really drunk or fake, I don't care if you are really drunk or fake, I will first be when you are really drunk, so with both hands, a bow at the waist, a shrug on the shoulders, and a sideways backpack, Wang Mumu was transferred to her back.

In other words, Wang Mumu worked overtime yesterday, and this time he went to the mainland, and Xiao Daini did not accompany him, so the translations that Xiao Daini sent him to the study accumulated a lot, and Wang Mumu took advantage of the dead of night to digest some every night, so he often lacked sleep. Today, in the study, there is no result in exploration, no results in research, no results in studies, and I have just swallowed a big bitter fruit in life, so I drank a few more sips, and I was a little dizzy, so I took advantage of the situation to squint. Who knows, his own wife, like a "star on the ceiling", has insight into everything, cares for her to the extreme, and her heart aches when she sees Wang Mumu drinking stuffy wine, so when he was confused, he had a plan to "save" him Wang Mumu. Now, the plan began to be implemented, and Wang Mumu was put on his shoulder in a daze, and was slammed on the back by Hu Sanniang, the implementer of the plan. Wang Mumu knew that since he had already gone on his back, if he wanted to struggle down, it would be a humiliation. Alas, if you love to carry it, I can only silently wish you a wish and accompany a song in my heart: horses, you walk slowly, walk slowly......

Hu Sanniang is actually still careless, because she has never been drunk, so she doesn't understand. In fact, a person is really going to get drunk, and just now she turned her three-dimensional body, and her stomach was already churning so much that she was about to vomit. Now, Hu Sanniang is very proud, she looks like a female robber and a mountain king today, robbed a young man, swept a sleepy king, and carried a carpenter king. Haha, our Han people also robbed marriage? Lord Mumu, you have been set a precedent!

Wang Mumu was depressed, why was this Hu Xiaosan so excited? Alas, the rich girl doesn't understand the hardships of the poor family, stay for a while, I pretend to be stupid, I continue to doze off, look at this stupid junior, what tricks can I make? At this time, Wang Mumu was a little childlike and had the idea of joking with this big child-like Hu Sanniang. Of course, joking is joking, looking for fun, there will be a little ridicule, a little banter, a little teasing, a little joke, a little mockery, but don't be too mischievous, this junior seems to be a big grin, but his heart is actually quite sensitive.

Hu Sanniang put Wang Mumu into the study and settled on the big bed, turned on the air conditioner, and suddenly the room was as warm as spring, and he didn't need to wear clothes.

Hu Sanniang closed the curtains one by one, she didn't like the "eyes of the audience" like "stars".

Hu Sanniang stopped everything and looked at Wang Mumu, who was dizzy on the bed, and felt unhappy. I, the owner of the dignified family village and the flower of Yangzhou Mansion, do things brightly, his heart is clear, his feelings are surging, the world can be learned, and the sun and the moon can be expressed. This Mumu Wang Ye was originally his own dish, and he was not stealing, robbing, forcing or cheating food, so I had to make this Mumu Wang Ye wake up. Our Sanniang doesn't eat the food that comes to us, and we don't do things that are not clear. Therefore, we have to let you, the prince of wood, sober up first!

Hu Sanniang is ready to sober Wang Mumu, and she is thinking about a good way to sober up. One way, she recalls, was to eat fruit or drink fruit juice to cure hangover when she was drunk. The more common hangover fruits are grapes, apples, oranges, pears, sugar cane, and so on. Moreover, in addition to sobering up, some fruits also have functions such as inducing vomiting and relieving headaches, which is a relatively healthy and economical hangover method. However, there is no fruit in the room now, and there is no fruit juice, and considering that this wine is not also a fruit product, similar items may be repulsive, so I will rule it out for the time being.

There are also several ways, for example, eating mung bean soup or mung bean paste; Or use fresh eggs with milk, milk and stomach protection, decoction and serving, sober up and relieve fever, the effect is good; Or, add white vinegar and sugar, stir well and serve, the effect is very fast. But there are no of the above things in this room, and I am not very happy to ask someone to take them in the kitchen, and besides, in the future, will the * people spread the rumor: Hu Sanniang can't hold back and be jealous when he is alone with the prince, how ugly it is, how easy it is to cause misunderstanding! As for vomiting, don't take it into account, it hurts the body; As for the strong tea hangover cure of the word "public mouth", there is no scientific basis and it is not adopted.

However, rest assured, I Hu Sanniang also knows a very perfect way to sober up, that is, to drink honey, this method can not only sober up quickly, but also very effective for the relief of headaches after drunkenness, especially in this honey room, ready-made, this kind of beauty sweets were originally Hu Sanniang hidden to solve the slander, just ask, which little girl doesn't like sweets and candy?

Okay, now that you have a strategy, it's time to look for tactics. Looking at Wang Mumu's closed lips, Hu Sanniang was not afraid. I still remember vividly, the second sister and the fourth sister just introduced how the two death row prisoners grouted the two girls, pinch your prince's nose, can you not speak?

Hu Sanniang's character is to do what she says, and she doesn't want to drag mud and water and think about it repeatedly. Look, Wang Mumu, who is unconscious, looks around to see if there are any sneakers, and after making sure that it is safe, he is ready to give Wang Mumu a means.

Hu Sanniang was only vigilant about whether there were any snoopers outside the doors and windows, but she didn't expect that there was a lying snooper in the best position indoors, Wang Mumu's eyes narrowed a thin slit, and he was curious, this Hu Sanniang, who has always been very arrogant and angry, what's wrong with him today, sneaky and tiptoeing, what do you want to do? Seeing Hu Sanniang go and drink a big mouthful of honey, she stretched her head and neck and swallowed it. What are you doing, it's not a shame to drink honey, take a bite at a time, why do you need to take such a big mouthful, it's a bit vicious, as for it? There's no one here, what's there to panic about?

Actually, Wang Mumu is wrong to blame Hu Sanniang, Hu Sanniang drank a sip of honey and wanted to ferry over to feed Wang Mumu to drink, who knows, drank too much, one was not controlled well, his head and neck stretched, and he swallowed it. And Xiao Jihyun reported that the monkey boss of the little black dwarf swallowed candy for the first time. However, for Hu Sanniang, it's okay, there is honey here, come again!

Wang Mumu watched Hu Sanniang drink another big mouthful of honey, put it in his mouth, and didn't swallow it, puffing up his two cheeks high, and he turned into a frog. Wang Mumu didn't expect that he was about to be entered, so, I wondered, what is this Sanniang doing? I'm closing my eyes now, has she noticed that I'm faking? Come and tease me?

Hu Sanniang doesn't know what Wang Mumu is thinking in his head now, everything is ready to stop, there is sugar in his mouth, he is not panicked in his heart, he is the only one who is Sanniang!

Wang Mumu saw that Hu Sanniang was approaching him step by step, so he quickly closed his eyes, so as not to let an eye slit betray him.

Hu Sanniang did things neatly, and saw that Wang Mumu was lying quietly on his back to the sky, and put a big "big" word. Hu Sanniang straddled Wang Mumu's body, and pinched Wang Mumu's two noses with her left hand, of course, Hu Sanniang pinched her husband, so it was more civilized. is to gently pinch the two noses, not like the two condemned prisoners pinched the two women and turned 75 degrees, that is absolutely about to be out of breath.

Wang Mumu felt that Hu Sanniang was on his body, and he was immediately alert, what is this Sanniang going to do? Overlord hard bow? Then, junior, who of us can be the bow and who can be the overlord, can you figure it out? You really don't understand "too big" and "too big"!

When Wang Mumu was pinched by Hu Sanniang, Wang Mumu suddenly woke up, this stinky little girl is going to learn the tricks of two death row prisoners! I remember that when Xiao Rourou was narrating this episode, this junior listened to it with relish, it's too bad, today the junior wants to be the queen, and I'm going to suffer. Thinking of this, Wang Mumu instinctively closed his lips tightly, wanting to resist any form of rape.

Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu's lips that were suddenly closed, and her heart was full of joy, haha, let's show the stuffing! Feign! I'm not drunk at all, I'm awake! Hehe, your big treasure, known as the king of kings, is going to run away when he sees me and Sanniang, little sample, father and son of the same sex, look at today, who are the two of us who are running away. So, what now? It's better for you to pretend and I will pretend, there is no audience here today anyway, let's play a rival show and see who is bad first, who laughs first!

This Hu Sanniang is tall and big, but his state of mind is just a big child. Now, she is in a good mood, she has seen through the tricks of this prince, and as soon as she is proud in her heart, she has alienated the task given to her by the eldest princess and Yuwen Rounu, and turned it into a game. However, the general direction is not wrong, isn't it all about making Wang Mumu happy?

Wang Mumu clenched his mouth tightly, he didn't open his mouth, he was proud in his heart, hey, stinky little three, don't let you be at your mercy!

Hu Sanniang pinched Wang Mumu's nose tightly, seeing that he was still holding his breath, he was not in a hurry, and put his bulging mouth against his two lips, always ready!

Wang Mumu's eyes quietly narrowed a slit, and he saw that Hu Sanniang, who had an egg-shaped melon seed face, had changed from "|" to "Ф" because of his mouth full of honey, and he didn't feel a little funny, so his stomach twitched and couldn't help but laugh secretly.

Wang Mumu made a mistake now, you must know that Hu Sanniang is riding above him now, Hu Sanniang is afraid not to press Wang Mumu, so although his own person is straddling Wang Mumu's chest and abdomen, he did not sit down, the person was hanging, and there was no contact. However, now that I see Wang Mumu about to laugh and hold back, I think, Xiao, I came to tease my junior, then, I'll help you! So the knees kneeling on the bed were weak, and the buttocks fell rapidly, pushing and pressing a few times on Wang Mumu's abdomen from top to bottom!

This is a big deal, Wang Mumu's mouth and nose are now blocked, because the internal pressure that rises from snickering has not yet found the pressure relief point, this Hu Sanniang used her buttocks to add fuel to the fire, internal and external difficulties, the pressure increased suddenly, Wang Mumu's mouth "popped", and the safety valve rushed open! Wang Mumu's nose "hummed", and the blockade line broke through!

Hu Sanniang is a person who practices martial arts, his eyes are bright and his mouth is fast, the time will not come again, the opportunity cannot be missed, quickly paste his cherry mouth, a few little white teeth, a fragrant snake tongue, and also work together, to make one place, pour honey to one place, and refuel in the air! Talking!

Wang Mumu just squirted out a big breath, and he was about to suck back, Hu Sanniang's honey forcibly broke through and took advantage of the void to enter, sweet honey, warm and warm, greasy and harmonious, cool and crooked, straight to the heart and lungs!

Hu Sanniang is proud, we Sanniang has studied human anatomy, and understands very well, because the distance between the stomach and the heart is very close, so when your stomach is sweet and warm, the stomach will occupy the position of the heart, so that the heart will not feel so cold and empty, and will also share some of the sweetness and warmth of the stomach. Are we Sanniang smart? Our Sanniang grabbed the house and occupied the next door of the heart. If you stay, you must show off to the princess and Rourou.

Hu Sanniang was excited, calm, a little wrong, how is it slippery and greasy in the palm of my left hand? Is it honey? No way? My refueling in the air is leak-free, that-, ouch! Big things are not good! That's the prince's snot water, no wonder it's different from pure honey, there are small high-density bodies in the middle of it, like oranges, pinched, not too hard, ouch-, it's dry nose!

Hu Sanniang hurriedly jumped out of bed and went to find water to wash her hands.

Wang Mumu knew that his disguise had been exposed, but he still wanted to see what other tricks this Hu Sanniang had, so he pretended to be convulsive again and unconscious for the second time, and continued to put big characters on the bed cheekily, ready to meet new challenges.

Hu Sanniang washed her hands, returned to the bedside, looked at Wang Mumu who was still pretending to sleep, at a loss, standing by the bed, tangled, worried. In this way, I couldn't help but inadvertently open my mouth slightly, and bit my fingers, and from time to time my little fragrant tongue stretched out, licking the remaining honey on my lips; Hu Sanniang is tall, and Wang Mumu is lying on the bed, so when observing Wang Mumu's Hu Sanniang's long hair will swing down from time to time to cover his eyes, therefore, Hu Sanniang often plays with her hair and wants to move it behind her ears.

For men, Hu Sanniang's casual little actions are actually quite lethal. Hu Sanniang's feeling of brushing her hair is very natural and elegant. It's easy to attract people like Aries and Libra who are looking for elegant and introverted zodiac signs. Also, Harvard's highest-grade shampoo and charming hair fragrance are like a dose of ** powder, which is easy to make them lose their souls and make them happy with their unintentional mistakes. Hu Sanniang lowered her head and hung down her black hair shyly, facing the sleeping Wang Mumu to add a little loneliness and loneliness, "The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, not as shy as a water lotus", revealing Hu Sanniang's unknown side on weekdays. Unexpectedly, a picture of a gentle girl's weak and delicate posture sprouted on this chivalrous girl and beating girl, which made Wang Mumu itch in his eyes.

Hu Sanniang is licking her lips repeatedly with the tip of her tongue, although it is unintentional, but objectively it implies the taste of **. This, for the extremely machismo Leo man sees that the desire for conquest must be skyrocketing, the Sagittarius man is absolutely irresistible in the face of this provocation, and for the Gemini man who lacks resistance, this action has the strongest attraction and lethality. Back then, CK and herself swept the world with a photo of the tip of the tongue curled up and the lips half open. Now, the terrible Hu Sanniang is not just licking her lips, she is also biting her fingers, she is like a child, thinking about helplessness. But for Wang Mumu, the small and tender mouth is like biting into his heart. Hu Sanniang When she licked her lips and bit her fingers, of course she opened her mouth slightly, this slightly open state is actually quite sexy and wild, especially now this just right slight opening, which is really very sultry.

Wang Mumu is now "drunk", as the saying goes, if you are not drunk, everyone is drunk, and if you are not charming, everyone is obsessed. People, yawning is contagious; Humans, drunkenness is sometimes contagious. Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu, who seemed to be drunk but not drunk, half drunk, looking at it, assimilated, she was also a little drunk and hazy. The wine is red, the people are like peach blossoms, the eyes are hazy and beautiful, and the charm is difficult to measure. At the same time, now the room temperature is not low, and Hu Sanniang, who is only walking around the house in a silk sundress, is like a beautiful little shell dangling on the beach in the sun, and like a beautiful anchovy swimming in the clear water. The delicate silkiness of the silky texture contrasts with the woman's flawless skin. Gwines? The scene where Paltrow wore a pale green silk sundress in "New Phone Murder" was particularly sexy, and Wang Xinping also wore a bright silver sundress and won many awards.

Hu Sanniang walked around the room, and the hips on the two compass legs twisted and swung, showing the charm of her body. Cameron in "The Bride Is Not Me"? Diaz, her ass, from the beginning of the film, she twists her hips to pick up people at the airport, and at the end of the film, she turns away, and her hips are always in the center of the frame, grabbing the eyeballs of many people and shaking with a twist and a swing.

In fact, such a beautiful and sexy and charming tall beauty, as long as she continues to lick her lips, bite her fingers, and shake * by Wang Mumu's side, Wang Mumu will fall and rise sooner or later. However, Hu Sanniang is not a person who relies on her body to fight the world, she also wants "knowledge is power", now, she is not conscious of the charm of her body, she wants to defeat Wang Mumu with knowledge and wisdom, and win people with love.

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Mid-Autumn Festival, hard work more than a chapter, I wish you a happy holiday!