Hu Sanniang wants to defeat Wang Mumu with wisdom, she thinks, you Wang Mumu pretend to be asleep, making people think that you are drunk and asleep. I'm just a little drunk, just a little confused. So, I will talk and communicate with you as if I were a normal person. If you ignore me, I'll talk to myself. See, in the end, it is you who enter my state; Or will I believe you in this state. Hmph, we'll see!

Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu and started to show: Ouch, Wangye, I'm sorry! I just washed my own hands, and I forgot to check the condition of your nose and lower lip, your upper lip and the upper middle of the person, there are still a lot of pure grains that I washed off just now. Hurry up, Xiao San will help you wipe it! Alas! As for it? In order to pretend to be drunk, our prince actually sacrificed a glorious image, really, are you so worthy of our perfect vision of the ice-clear and spotless Hu Xiaosan?

All right! All right! Don't sniffle! It's almost the same as Dabao a year ago, let's shoot when it's time for our junior, let's wipe it with a napkin to help us pretend to be asleep, really: who has no since ancient times, who doesn't use paper for? ! What? Lord Wang, what are you frowning about? I'm not wrong! Nose feces are also, as well as eye feces, ear feces, umbilical feces, all, don't have a tendon, just think of the rough type of, and ignore our face-saving.

Hu Sanniang was trying to amuse Wang Mumu with the words she stole from Wang Mumu's study, and now she saw Wang Mumu's body shaking because she was holding back her laughter, so she continued to entertain Wang Mumu:

Lord, I went to the quartermaster a few days ago and saw a few back protégés in the office bullying the female soldier "Tibetan Giraffe" girl, because when "Tibetan Giraffe" was at work, he always liked to fart! The protégés are all scholars, so they are all very disgusted by this!

One of the protégés said, "Hey! As a girl, can you be a little sven? Fart don't make a sound! ”

As soon as he said that, the protégés found the "giraffe" girl sitting there shaking non-stop.

The protégés were afraid that something would happen, so they hurriedly ran over and asked her, what are you doing?

The giraffe replied: "I'm vibrating now!" ”

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Wang Mumu lying on the bed, I'm laughing! That's a fart! Although it is due to the expansion of domestic demand, it is necessary to release pressure and increase the external deficit. However, one is in the mouth, the other is in that place, can it be the same? Can it be the same day? So, when I got angry, I stopped smiling and put on a straight face.

Hu Sanniang thought, why did I tell a joke, the prince didn't laugh, but made a straight face? If you don't understand, then, I'll sing and sing. Usually, in front of Xiao Rourou, I don't dare to get an axe, but today, it's just two people, it doesn't matter if I change my words. So, what are you singing? Well, let's confess to our prince first, because of our good luck, I met you Mumu Wangye, and since then we have created a new era in life and entered a new era:

I always want to confess to you, my mood is impatient;

I always want to confide in you how much I love the prince;

The Hu family who knows how to repay the favor will feed you honey in order to sober up.

Yes!

If you continue to sleep, I will continue to feed you.

You have to take my lip red unless you stand up right away.

I want to make a story of spring, and children and grandchildren will be born from generation to generation.

Wooden people who pretend to be drunk and hurry up to make a new generation.

Hold high the banner and create the future.

Let me tell the world that the fate of the junior is self-understood;

Let me tell the future that the junior is having a relay race.

pretending to be crazy and stupid as a family, and quickly give birth to a new generation with Xiaosan.

Yes!

Walk in clearly, into that new era.

We blushed with our lips open, and the little master stood up.

We are doing the story of spring, and we will become rich for thousands of generations.

Harvard University's leader, anti-GMO into that new era.

Ethnic integration creates the future.

We drank our daughter's red and stood up as the masters of the house.

We are telling the story of spring, reform and opening up to get rich.

The leader of the past and the future will lead us into that new era.

Hold high the banner to create the future, create the future.

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Wang Mumu is not stupid, he has long understood the meaning of Hu Sanniang. However, it's rare for the two of them to be alone today without disturbance, and it's also very interesting to see more of this tall and graceful, graceful, and colorful big stallion who is a little silly, a little cunning, a little naughty, and a little cute. In the future, it will be good to shake it out and laugh at her. The embarrassed Hu Sanniang who was caught by the handle and was speechless to justify, and the shy, embarrassed and helpless bear beauty looked like a beautiful woman, which was particularly moving, and Wang Mumu enjoyed it very much. Therefore, now, Wang Mumu is still holding on with the greatest perseverance, pretending to the end, to see when your donkey skills are exhausted, and when Jiang Lang will be exhausted.

Hu Sanniang thought, pretend! Hum! Still have to load! Then, again! Continue the revolution! I don't believe that I can't handle you lying down today. Hu Sanniang looked at Wang Mumu with a sincere face, and said earnestly: Lord Wang, you are drunk and haven't woken up yet? Are you still dizzy? Do you think that if the mountain does not turn, the water is turning, the water is not turning, the road is turning, the road is not turning, the house is turning, and the house is not turning, where you are turning. There are no suffocated chicks, only fainting men. Turning around to draw our own circles, no matter how dizzy we are, there is a sober day, and there is also a day when the body is turned around. …… If the body does not turn, the heart is turning, if the heart is not turning, the blood is turning, the blood is not turning, the brain is turning, and the brain is not turning. There is no water that can't flow, there is no mountain that you don't want to move, there is no cave that can't be drilled, and there is no bond that can't be formed. That honey is sobering, it's difficult if you don't want to wake up, no matter how stupid the junior is, he can bypass that bend and digest this embarrassment......

At this time, Wang Mumu's childish temper also came up, thinking, this stinky little three, first come around and stun me, and then come to honey around the bend to threaten me? Hmph, I don't change everything, I'm just pretending! See what you can do?

You pretend to be me, pretend to be everyone, Hu Sanniang is not a chivalrous girl now, a beating girl, pretending to be a talented girl, a singer, a woman, and a cultural girl. She murmured slowly: above the moon, under the eaves; In the sea of people, between time:

I'm looking at birds,

On the bed,

Is there anything that is going up,

Yesterday*

Now it's a wine bag

Reunited with you on the sobering bed,

The throat is getting tighter and tighter, and I can only recall,

Honey's bet has been licked sugar, choked, choked, choked, choked,

Who is in control, decanting honey,

How agitated the mood of the junior is,

While sobering up, while pouring sugar, and then wiping the nose, ready to strip naked,

I'm looking at birds,

Bed in front of you,

How much information has invited me*,

The prince has been,

local expansion,

I want to meet you again on the way to make a villain,

The heart is getting heavier, don't be nervous,

The days of love are like heaven, waiting, waiting, waiting,

Lord, you don't seem to be drunk? Hey, my lord, can I ask you a question?

Can I give you a kiss?

Kiss your face and leave a mark of love!

Can I give you a kiss?

Kiss on your heart and make you miss you!

Even if they stare into your eyes

You don't promise

I will also ask you, and I will not be discouraged;

Even if your lips are closed, you do not reply;

I will also plead with you, and I will not be sad.

Can I give you a kiss?

Deep kiss I also agree,

Wherever and wherever you are,

Give you a kiss, it's okay to pretend to be drunk,

The deep kiss is full of sweetness, I pour honey into you,

I love you forever, I serve you forever,

I'm always sweet

Lord, are you really drunk? Do you feel happy to be drunk? It should be, otherwise, why do you get drunk and sleep and have a smiling face that you want to hold back but can't hold?

I often think about you in bed

Just beside me with a smiling face

But I can't figure it out

Are you near or far from me?

But I still, still believe

You and I must have a fate in this life

The book says that there are lovers who can share Chanjuan for thousands of miles

But I want to hold you by the hand right now

I've heard of many performances of the Mountain League and Sea Oath

Sweet honey laughter hidden in honey?

Suddenly want to see you, no boogers smiling face

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O Lord,

Every night when it comes

Loneliness is always on my side

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Thus conquered by you,

Walk into the grave of butterflies,

Dancing with you every day,

I transformed myself into a nanny.

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Hu Sanniang thought, I really don't have Sister Rourou's ability, I only sang six songs, and I can't think of a new tune. Hu Sanniang's face was innocent, and the scorpion scorpion stinged and said: Lord Wang, you don't usually drink much, why are you so drunk today? Don't you know that when a man drinks, some people get ink, some people go crazy, some people can't work, some people do all the foolish things, and some people pretend to be as much as they like?

For example, Mr. Li Bai, a famous poet in the Tang Dynasty, loved to drink and made mistakes when drinking. He was drunk and hazy, "once the wrestler took off his boots, a green fly on the jade gave birth to one", ruining his future. can only "follow the wind until the night Langxi", in the end, I have no choice but to "come to fish on the Bixi", as for "hanging directly on the clouds and sails to the sea", it has long been a bubble. This Li Bai is confused in drinking, does not distinguish between friend and foe, and is proud of "wine", which is very wrong. In fact, this Li Bai is confused because of alcohol, and there are many things that make people laugh!

Jun Buwen: "The sunshine incense burner rose purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant." The saliva flowed for 3,000 feet, and there was no money in his pocket. "What are you going to do if you don't have money to go out for a walk? If you can't manage your own money, go buy financial products!

Jun Buwen: "Li Bai was about to do the song, and suddenly heard the sound of help on the shore." jumped down with a plop, and fished it out to see that it was Wang Lun. "Look at what kind of people they are, they used to meet at the 19th Bar, and now they meet again in the wine country, and they are divided into groups!

Jun didn't hear it: "Li Bai didn't give money for taking the boat, and the boatman kicked off the boat." The water of Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if Li Bai is dead or not. "Li Bai died without death, but it was not much different from death, please continue to witness the miracle:

Jun Buwen: "The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom." Xiao Li flew the knife in an instant, and Li Bai became a little eunuch. "Look at it, it's okay to offend the chief manager of Ouchi, Gao Lishi, find yourself, people are going to accept you as an apprentice!

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Hu Sanniang's last nonsensical sentence made Wang Mumu unbearable, so, in order not to be pointed out by Hu Sanniang and maintain the state of abandoning death, he quickly turned around and changed his back sleep to side sleep.

Hu Sanniang is in a good mood today, no one will bother her anyway, this pot of vegetables must be mine, so continue to persuade with kind words: Lord Wang, everything must be done according to your ability: grape wine luminous cup, you can drink a few glasses; If you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately, don't ask for a few times to get drunk; No one wants it in the drunken playground, and no one hugs it; It's not as good as a few people in the family to love, happy and intoxicated; Spring is infinite and the family is good, enjoy the Tao Tao; Today, Sanniang stripped naked and took care of every ...... of the prince.

Lord, are you really drunk? As the saying goes, drunken eyes are also drunk when looking at flowers, and cold eyes are also cold when looking at the world; Leaning on the building to listen to the rain and rain, laughing at the rivers and lakes, lakes and seas. Chic, confused, respectful, learn to give up, gain and lose with fate, and have no increase or decrease; Look at it, whoever has a blue sky above their heads, and if they look down, there is a sea of flowers in their hearts; When the wind and clouds are calm, the heart is calm and the ...... is broadened.

Lord Wang, I look at the world with drunken eyes and read the Spring and Autumn Festival obsessively. If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate, you can hate everywhere in life. If you are grateful, you can be thankful everywhere. If you grow, you can grow in all things. It wasn't the world that chose you, it was you who chose the world. Since there is nowhere to hide, it is better to be silly. Since there is nowhere to run, it is better to rejoice. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since it didn't get its wish, it is better to be relieved .......

Lord, why are you indifferent after I have been nagging for a long time? Am I not your favorite dish? In this era, every successful man has many women, but no matter how many, whether they all include such two women, one red rose and one white rose. married a red rose, and over time, the red one changed to a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright moonlight in front of the bed"; married a white rose, and over time, the white one was a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one was a cinnabar mole on the heart. Lord Wang, in your eyes, is it the bright moonlight or the rice sticky? Is it mosquito blood, or is it cinnabar mole? ……。

Hu Sanniang was still nagging, Wang Mumu opened a crack, studying Hu Sanniang. At this time, Hu Sanniang was not much dressed, and her curves were fully visible; With words, hands dance; The posture is myriad and seductive. Wang Mumu felt that he had risen and stiffened locally; But I think, if I want to watch a good show, I must resist it, then, I have to divert my attention, not moved by the most primitive impulse, that, it is better to enter the work state, I take this excellent material in front of me, as a portrait in the computer monitor, fabricated out of thin air, play ps, thousands of years to the Great Song Dynasty, no computer is really unpleasant, can only yy:

This Hu Sanniang, who is young, is also known as Yizhang Qing, so if I want to plead her, the tone should be colder and brighter. So, adjust the color cast a little bit to get a rough hue, create a Levels layer, create a Hue/Saturation layer, create a Photo Filter layer, and create a soft light mode to create an optional color adjustment layer......

This Sanniang closes the doors and windows so tightly, I'll brighten the windows, establish a hue/saturation adjustment layer, tick the "coloring", the mode "soft light", and then continue, adjust, add light, use filters, create new layers, stamp, effect filters, enhance contrast, adjust the color levels, and pull the mask gradient...... Finally, sharpen, slightly grind, add words, and you're done.

Wang Mumu now has no pen, ink, paper and inkstone in his hand, but with the pen, ink and paper inkstone in his heart, Hu Sanniang is ps, fainted, in his own imagination, swaying for Hu Sanniang to paint a beautiful and wonderful trendy lady Danqing painting, so, in Wang Mumu's drunken eyes floated a peerless beauty who captivated the country and the city, she is so beautiful that it is intoxicating, and she is charming and charming to seduce the crime .......

Hu Sanniang is in a good position today, with a bird's-eye view of Wang Mumu, and you can see it at a glance. It's like in the classroom, many students are clever, holding up books to cover their faces and dozing; Covering his face with his hand and aiming at a girl between his fingers; The students thought they were clever behind their backs, but in fact, the teacher was condescending and clear at a glance, and they didn't point it out, because they didn't want to say it.

Now Hu Sanniang, very well aware that Wang Mumu has undergone psychological and physiological changes, you don't see, in order to prevent laughter, Wang Mumu, who was originally sleeping on the bed in a "big" shape, stretched out one leg against the wall next to the bed to hide some of the twitches of the dark smile.

Hu Sanniang watched Wang Mumu put one leg against the wall to stabilize his body with a smile, and felt that the prince who has always been smart was so stupid today, Xiao, you don't know that you are not a "big" anymore, you have already become a "too", and even Xiongqi* went straight to "Mu"! You turn around now, okay, "too" turn around is an "inch"; Your "wood" is a "talent" when you turn around. Alas, the wise prince, stop closing your eyes and pretending to be an ostrich, open your eyes and take a good look at yourself, what a thing, how ugly it is. Hu Sanniang thought, it's better to damage him again, see how much cultivation he can have, laugh and scold, can you continue to be speechless? Can there be no indication of the slightest bit?

Therefore, Hu Sanniang continued to be serious: Lord Wang, I remembered one thing, that is, the Tibetan mastiff that the prince gave me, their Tibetan mastiff peeing posture is different from that of our Chinese earth dogs. Later, I consulted Yelu Dan, a Liao man who specializes in this kind of import and export business, and I learned that in our China, before the Tang Dynasty, China's earth dogs were the same as Tibetan mastiffs, whether they were male dogs or female dogs, they used squatting postures when they pooped. It wasn't until the Tang Dynasty that things changed. It is said that Tang Taizong raised a pair of Beijing dogs at his old man's house, and once Tang Taizong went to Huashan to worship the sky, and this pair of dogs was also brought. In the middle of the festival, the suddenly became anxious, so she ran behind a tree to solve the problem. It was very disrespectful to pee during the sacrifice to the heavens, so it annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to strike a thunderbolt, which happened to hit the tree, and the tree fell, crushing the female dog to death, and the male dog was very frightened after seeing it. From then on, every time the male dog urinated under the tree, he would stretch out one foot and press hard against the tree so that the tree would not fall down and crush him. Later, the male dog's leg splitting action, as a fashion, was popular in ancient and modern China and abroad, so if he wanted to urinate, he split his legs; Later, if you want to enjoy it, you will split your legs; Later, if you want to climb high, you will split your legs; Later, it became .......

The power of example is endless, and in this way, the fashion has spread, spread, and those foreign dogs and feudal dogs who came to Middle-earth have also followed suit, and even this fashion has spread beyond the dog kingdom and the animal kingdom......

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It is the Mid-Autumn Festival, work hard for the third watch, write some reunion, write some joy, and wish to spend the festival with book friends!