On January 1, 1900, Hawaii asked to be represented at the Republican convention in Washington, D.C.

On the same day, when Nigeria became a British protectorate, a super bug that was later called the Yellow Demon King by white ghost animals descended on Tianjin, China.

"Wow Ka Ka, this is the legendary 'My Daqing'." Qian Duoduo wears a landlord's velvet hat on his head, drags a shiny braid behind him, wears a high-end red flower-faced cotton jacket with down imitation leather, and a pair of red cotton pants on the lower body, a pair of black flannel shoes, and a worn-out schoolbag on his back.

Tianjin in January 1900 was cold, which made Qian Duoduo, who was accustomed to a happy life of the 'greenhouse effect', sigh unbearable, but the cold outside still couldn't stop Qian Duoduo's fiery heart.

Qian Duoduo, who is like a thief, keeps shaking his head on the road, as if he is looking for something, yes, he is looking for a treasure that is indispensable for travelers in the major travel novels - pawnshop.

The pawnshop is a good place, a cottage broken watch, you can also be a thousand yuan casually, you must know that this is not a thousand yuan, according to the price at the time, it is worth tens of thousands.

It's a pity that Qian Duoduo is obviously too passionate, so he walked through early in the morning, at this time Tianjin is just six o'clock, the sky is not cold, on the dark street, except for a few scattered masters who are ready to be early are on fire, and the ghost shadow can not see one.

Looking at the hazy street food looming on the street, Qian Duoduo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took out his wallet, looked at Grandpa Mao bulging inside with tears in his eyes, and ran away with tears.

Finally stayed up until dawn, Qian Duoduo patted his braincase, and secretly scolded himself for showing off, through this kind of high-tech thing, and he didn't need to spend anything on himself, he could go back to sleep and sleep in the cage, but he waited stupidly for two or three hours, his legs were frozen and numb, not to mention, his stomach was rumbling and singing revolutionary tunes, how can you make Qian Duo, who has a dream of dominating the country, feel embarrassed? Just rely on this IQ?

Slowly the flow of people began to increase, Qian Duoduo looked at the Chinese paper all over the street, well, it is poor Han paper, it's really not exciting at all, I'll wipe it, uncle, it's okay if you have pus on your head and sores on your feet, but do you really look good when you urinate on the side of the road?

Damn, this uncle, you just picked it with your hand, it must have been done by hand, I watched you pick it with your hand, vomit...... Pick it, what's the matter with you still sniffing it under your nose?

Rub, these uncles, this is the street, not a public toilet, why are you still queuing up to defecate? What about chengguan? No wonder 'I Daqing' was abused by white ghosts and beasts wave after wave, it turned out that there was no legendary chengguan? Give me 3,000 chengguan, and I want to dominate the universe, bastard.

With the slow increase in the flow of people, the smell is slowly getting bigger, Qian Duoduo now regrets not bringing masks to China in 1900, this group of people is too much, defecating everywhere on the roadside, all kinds of leading mules, horses, cows, driving sheep and chickens and ducks, but also let these beasts be convenient anywhere, and Qian Duoduo has to look carefully at the soles of his feet when he walks.

A group of old men, stinky all over, wrapped in a big shabby cotton jacket, greasy braids with all kinds of strange objects floating on them, short inches of hair on their foreheads in front, dark and dry skin, grinning, showing those yellow and black teeth.

Someone explained that the China of the Qing Dynasty is a man's China, and there are no women when they go out, this sentence is obviously more extreme, it should be said that there are no ladies who go out, like the kind of TV series, all kinds of brain-dead heroines who are active in the front line of people's lives, if they really appear in the Ming and Qing dynasties, they are definitely a proper type of lonely old and dead.

But in addition to the ladies and some small jasper, there are also women who go out, such as 'stumbling women', or 'stumbling women' maids and the like, but even among the 'stumbling women', those who are big names and the like will not go out casually.

There is also a kind of labor-type women who are forced by life, one by one, with shriveled breasts, a burlap towel wrapped around their heads, and a thin figure like a hemp pole, struggling to carry a burden, or pushing a wheelbarrow, on which some vegetables or some daily necessities made by themselves, come out to sell.

Qian Duoduo stared at an object similar to a woman for a long time, and finally determined that this 'old man' with a face full of vicissitudes was a lactating little woman, because he saw that the 'old man' parked the wheelbarrow at the door of a restaurant, took off the black, indistinguishable color package on his back, patted it gently, and a crisp cry sounded in the package, and then opened his chest in front of the public, revealing a shriveled, A wrinkled chest breastfeeds the baby in her arms.

On the road, the 'zombies' who were like withered shapes, rubbing their bodies while walking, popping out black mud pills from their hands like a trick from time to time, looking at Qian Duoduo's stomach spasms, scolding these people at the same time, but also looking at them curiously, because most of these people are going in one direction.

Curious Qian Duoduo, glanced at the closed door of the 'pawnshop', in line with the principle that idleness is idle, it is better to find something to do, with the help of chatting, and a small stall owner opposite to buy breakfast climbed, after some inquiry, Qian Duoduo realized that these people are all going to the dock, in modern language, that is, these people are carrying big bags.

At this time, Qian Duoduo realized that in China in 1900, although it was in Tianjin, the factory could be said to be very thin compared to the market, so the workers needed in the factory were still very small compared to the total population of Tianjin.

Qian Duoduo scratched the half of the bald scoop that had just been shaved off in front of him, and he always felt very itchy, as if there was some small insect crawling on it, and after a while, his whole body felt a little itchy, Qian Duoduo secretly wondered, no, he had obviously taken a bath when he came, and these clothes were all custom-made new, why did he suddenly feel so itchy?

At this time, Qian Duoduo naturally didn't know that he had been invaded by a magical creature called fleas, you must know that in the Qing Dynasty, ah no, for ancient people, it was natural to have fleas on their bodies, how do you say that there is an old saying? "The Son of Heaven also has three golden fleas."

Just when Qian Duoduo was swinging all over his body and scratching all over his body, there was a "squeak", and the pawnshop that had been waiting for a door was finally opened.

But the storefront of the store is not like now, what are the roller shutter doors, what glass doors, etc., most of the storefronts at that time were made of wooden door panels, each door panel is about a foot wide, the height is basically the same as the storefront, a façade basically needs such a door panel almost a dozen, each door panel has grooves and protrusions up and down, left and right, when the door is closed, the use of the card slots between each other and together, when the door is opened, it is also taken off one by one, in short, it is quite troublesome.

But at this time, Qian Duoduo didn't care whether it was troublesome or not, looking at a few shopkeepers with small felt hats, while dozing off, while lazily removing the door panel, Qian Duoduo's little liver suddenly shook violently, grandma's legs, whether it was a dragon or a worm, it was in one move.

It's a pity that the sky doesn't fulfill people's wishes, just when Qian Duoduo secretly made up his mind to sell the goods in his hand at a good price, he suddenly heard the sound of a large number of people running outside the alley, and then heard the most unforgettable sentence in his life: "The foreign demon shop is open, brothers, kill the foreign demon." ”

"Monsters? Damn, these people can't be the legendary 'Boxers'. Qian Duoduo glanced back at the entrance of the alley, and found that one or twenty men in strong clothes with red cloth tied on their heads and strong clothes were rushing towards their destination, the pawnshop, under the leadership of a big man.

Since knowing that he was going to travel through 1900, Qian Duoduo has looked up a lot of information about this era on the Internet, in addition to the many unexpected technologies in this era, the most mentioned on the Internet is the 'Boxer Rebellion'.

It seems that there is another author who wrote a book, which mainly talks about the Boxers, the name seems to be called the embarrassment of the 1900 Chinese or something, what is specific, Qian Duoduo also forgot, but some of the detailed descriptions of the Boxers, Qian Duoduo still remembers it vividly.

For example, a few students were caught by the Boxers, and because a few pens were found on their bodies, they all took spears and stuck them alive.

Another example is that the Boxers like to attack churches, whether it is the foreign missionaries or the Chinese believers, the land is not divided into north and south, people are not divided into old and young, all of them are killed, wrong, it should be tortured to death, what kind of skinning, what disemboweling, anyway, how cruel and how to come, how perverted and how to do.

Moreover, this group of people is not so much a peasant rebel army as a group of cult organizations, and their leaders, almost without exception, all swear in the name of immortals, and then begin to talk nonsense everywhere, saying that foreigners build churches to suck the essence and blood of Chinese, and after women enter, they will be sucked souls, and then become tools for venting desires, and so on, and as a result, they will arouse the fear and hatred of the broad masses of the people, and so on.

Have you ever seen Jet Li's "Once Upon a Time"? There are a lot of misdeeds committed by the Boxers, such as killing all the orphans adopted in the church indiscriminately, fooling the people, resisting science, etc.

Qian Duoduo still remembers that when he first watched this movie, he was still unhappy, because according to his age and education at that time, he instinctively thought that the 'Boxers' should be good, because they were fighting the great powers. Huang Feihong was aiding and abetting abuse.

This idea was maintained until I got the time and space tunnel, and after checking a lot of information on the Internet, I suddenly realized that the 'Boxers' were simply anti-human, anti-social, and anti-science bastards.

But this is Tianjin, and according to the records in the history books, shouldn't this group of cultists still be plagued in Shandong? Isn't it in May or June that the Beijing-Tianjin region will be harmed? Yes, this is an extremely similar planet, not an earth that has traveled through time and space, grandma's, not a historical universe, so naturally you can't compare this with your own earth.

But this universe is really wonderful, there is a planet that is almost similar to the earth, and even the history is almost exactly the same, which really makes Qian Duoduo feel ...... My legs are weak, oh shit, these cultists are running so fast.

Looking at the 'boxers' who are getting closer and closer, Qian Duoduo can't help but admire himself, come obediently, at this time of life and death, he can still associate the Big Bang from the magic of the universe, from the Big Bang to the Big Bang of life, Xie Er's magical tone suddenly filled his cerebral cortex, remembering the scene where he said that Penny's chick ate corn, it was really funny, Wow Ka Kaka.

"Huh?"

What does it mean that if you don't die, you won't die? Qian Duoduo's behavior just now is a perfect interpretation for us.

"Wu Na demon, how can you be so arrogant? Little ones, tie him up for me. "A pock-faced man among the boxers was really attracted by the extremely cheap smile of our Qian Daguan, and then looked at his dress, and suddenly Sparta, specially, are you a monkey invited to tease?

dressed as a foreign demon (just now, in order to be able to make a hit in the pawnshop negotiations, Qian Duoduo took out a pair of arrogant toad sunglasses from his bag and brought them on. How dare you laugh mockingly at me, the eighteenth Dharma Protector under the White Lotus Mother's seat? Wow, yes, it's really unbearable, aunt can't bear it, I'm going to scrape you alive.

At this time, Qian Duoduo didn't care about the story that Xie Er and Penny had to say, looking at the distorted faces of the gang in front of him, and the smell was exuding all over his body, but the muscular cultists gave up the pawnshop, turned their heads and ran towards themselves, and suddenly let out a shiver from the buttocks, and decisively let out a strange scream, and ran towards the other end of the alley.