Chapter 6 The Qing Dynasty Version of Crossfire I
Tianjin City because of the chaos of the 'Boxer', suddenly became noisy, chickens flying and dogs jumping endlessly, the common people who dare to argue with this group of big men with government support, so the 'boxers' everywhere they go are all retreating, and those who can't retreat immediately cover their heads and kneel, looking like a grouse.
Qian Duoduo limped through the major alleys, and he didn't know if he was lucky, or if God didn't want him to receive a boxed lunch so early, so this lame man was very magical and jumped up and down in the major alleys of Tianjin Wei, and the group of men behind him just couldn't catch up.
But when good luck always runs out, just after Qian Duoduo panted and turned into an alley, his heart suddenly sank, damn, how is it a dead end, looking back, that group of men poured in under the leadership of a sinister and cunning, gloomy wind, despicable and shameless, and obscene and treacherous people.
The leader probably also saw that this was a dead end, and slowly slowed down his pace, and a cruel smile appeared on his face, and a fluent dialect near Shandong and Henan gushed out: "Run, run, you donkey day foreign demon, don't look lame, isn't it quite good to run like a Meng, why don't you run?" ”
Qian Duoduo retreated more and more, until his back touched the hard wall, he looked back pitifully, and sure enough, he had been forced to the bottom of the alley, grinned and showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Actually, it's not that I'm too good at running, but that the heroes are too good at chasing. Why don't you get out of the way and we move on? ”
The leading pock-faced man was stunned when he heard this, and immediately showed a fierce expression and shouted: "You foreign demon is presumptuous, you dare to entertain your grandfather and I are here, do you know who I am?" ”
Qian Duoduo shook like a rattle, and then replied magically: "Then do you know who your grandfather and I are?" ”
As soon as the words came out, I wanted to give myself a mouthful of money, didn't I have nothing to do? The rhythm of Hongguoguo's death, could it be that his first trip to the Qing Dynasty was forced to flee by this group of cultists, well, it seems that this is indeed the case.
sighed, and didn't care about the appearance of the man on the other side who was magically upside down after hearing his words, he just gave orders to the 'assistant' on his own, preparing to start the connection channel and send himself back to the 21st century.
Just when Qian Duoduo was about to stage a big change in life, a rope suddenly fell from the top of the wall behind him, and then a voice like a heavenly voice came: "Climb up along the rope." ”
Qian Duoduo was overjoyed when he heard this, the pock-faced man just now may have wanted to play a cat and mouse drama, or he wanted to use his power to kill Qian Duoduo's demonic spirit, anyway, that buddy is still quite far away from Qian Duoduo, almost ten meters away.
It stands to reason that this distance of more than ten meters, if a big man runs hard, it is a matter of a few seconds, but the question is, how high is the alley behind Qian Duoduo? It's just over two meters tall by eye, and if you have a lot of money and are fast enough, you can climb it in a few seconds.
Just when the cultists on the other side were stunned by the sudden change, Qian Duoduo was not ambiguous, and jumped along the rope with lightning speed, grabbed it, and kicked with both feet...... Well, like a rabbit, scratching and scratching over the wall, leaving a bunch of people waiting for you to look at me, and I see yours there with big eyes and small eyes.
"Dog, take a look, look at Uncle Kai, don't chase me yet." The pock-faced man pointed to the rope that hung on the wall and yelled at his men.
"Thorny." The rope was pulled away by the person on the other side of the wall, causing the man to suffocate, kicked the people around him with a flushed face, and led everyone to run out of the alley with a wave of his big hand.
Qian Duoduo, who had escaped for a while, stared at the person who rescued him at this time, and only pointed at the blonde and blue-eyed girl opposite him and exclaimed, "Are you a foreigner? ”
On the contrary, the foreign girl looked calm, as if she was facing a fuss like Qian Duoduo, there were no longer one or two, I saw her smile at Qian Duoduo, and said in a fluent Tianjin film: "Jieli is chaotic, let's go quickly, otherwise when that group of people reacts, we will carry it." ”
Listening to the weird emphasis, Qian Duoduo didn't know why, 'poof', Leng didn't hold back and laughed.
As a result, the foreign girl was not happy: "What are you doing, it's like a two-five-eyed, just go with me, hurry up, you should go." ”
"Hahahahaha Qian Duoduo smiled crookedly, can you imagine a blonde and blue-eyed foreign woman, let's not talk about whether she is good-looking or not, let's just talk about dressing up, a black linen cotton jacket, bloated homespun cotton pants, and a very down-to-earth headscarf tied on her head, and green, the most and most unacceptable to Qian Duoduo, that authentic Tianjin Wei dialect, it is even more Yang Guang than Yang Guang, can Qian Duoduo be unhappy?
But fortunately, this thing still knows that the crisis has not been resolved at this time, so he just held back his smile and trotted all the way behind this foreign girl.
You have to ask, why Qian Duoduo believes in this foreign girl so much, well, there are probably the following reasons:
First: Foreigners, oh my God, foreigners, foreigners who are high in quality, science, humanities, and democracy, if they don't run with him, will they run with a yellow-skinned monkey like China? Don't you know that Qian Duoduo's favorite thing to read is Lord Nelson's novels? In his novels, foreigners are good, Chinese are bad, and the bad one is called a thousand deaths, so this is a reason.
Second: When I checked the information on the Internet on this planet, it was simply a downfall, comrade, it can be seen that the eyes of the people are bright, comrade, the form is very good, comrade, for the Boxers, it is completely a scolding comrade, being bullied by foreigners, blind xenophobia should be cut by a thousand knives, comrades.
Third: This girl is a foreigner, this girl is a woman, this girl is not bad, this ...... Need I say more? You know.
Fourth: Qian Duoduo didn't know that when the United States resisted British rule, it also blindly xenophobic and killed British, which is called a joy, as long as it is British, they all line up to be shot, and men, women, and children are not spared.
Fifth: Qian Duoduo did not know the sins committed by the British in South Africa, let alone that the British used the weapon of 'concentration camp' for the first time when they were fighting the Boers in South Africa, and they did not know the cruelty of the great British gentlemen when they killed the old, weak, sick and disabled who had no resistance.
So based on the above reasons, the sum of all kinds of things that you know and what you don't know has caused Qian Duoduo to think that the white race is a tall existence, and the Chinese Boxer Rebellion is the existence of a cult organization, so is there anything strange about running away with the tall and beautiful foreign girl?
Just when Qian Duoduo was carrying his schoolbag and following Sister Yang's buttocks all over the street, in a deep house compound in Tianjin, several big men were sitting at the stone table in the courtyard, talking about something. Could it be that these people are also the Boxer bandits, cultists, and bastards?
"Sect Leader Zhang, you should take care of your subordinates, what are we doing in the Boxer Rebellion? It's to kill foreign demons, it's to protect my rivers and mountains, and you can kill the two devils, but now look at that group of bastards, is it still the Boxer Rebellion we had at the beginning? Do you know what the people are calling us now? Boxers! ~ It's a fucking bandit, I heard that some time ago, what kind of Gu Mazi who broke the Thirteenth Taibao under your subordinates, because a few students brought a few pens, they were killed directly, and I also heard that many of your subordinates began to rob openly, **Women, this ...... What's the fucking difference between this and a foreign demon? A black-faced man roared emotionally at another white-robed man who wrapped his braids around his neck.
The white-robed man was also very excited when he heard this, and with a "snap", his palm slapped on the stone table, and immediately retorted: "What's the matter? What you're talking about, can I not know? But if you look at that group of student babies, they don't understand anything, just their grandmother's nonsense, saying that it's wrong for us to treat foreigners like this, it's fucking barbarism, I grass his ancestors, what kind of birds, after reading foreign ink for a few years, the ancestors have forgotten, this kind of thing, shouldn't be killed? ”
Hearing the words of the white-robed man, while listening to the silence for a long time, the big man with a knife who looked like a fake sleep opened his eyes violently when he heard the words, and his clear eyes revealed deep anger, and reprimanded loudly: "Zhang Decheng, I don't care about anything else, my Wang came to Tianjin from Beijing to kill foreign devils, not to fight infighting, but look at the so-called sectarians under your command, one by one, they are just some bastards, scoundrels, can they succeed by relying on these people?" ”
At this time, the last man in Tsing Yi among the four people slowly spoke: "I remember that our Boxers have group rules, 'Don't be greedy for money, don't be lustful, don't disobey your parents' orders, don't violate the court law, kill foreigners, kill stolen officials, you must bow down when you walk in the city, don't look left and right, and when you meet the same way, you will be combined', but none of the above articles write to kill innocent people, Lao Zhang, you should also take care of those subordinates." ”
Zhang Decheng was furious, pointed at the man in Tsing Yi and said, "Cao Futian, what the hell are you from over there, why did you talk about me?" ”
Looking at the three cold eyes in front of him, Zhang Decheng's heart tightened, he raised his head and glanced around quickly, only then did he smile and said, "The three of you asked me to come today to teach me Zhang Decheng a lesson?" Okay, good, good, what else is there to the charter, let's say it together, if I frown my eyebrows, I am not Zhang Decheng. ”
When the big man surnamed Wang heard this, he was immediately furious when he thought of Zhang Decheng's performance just now, and stood up violently, 'click', and slapped it on the stone table, obediently, the stone table nearly fifty centimeters thick, was slapped off a corner by this man, and the other three people who were shocked also stood up numbly.
The big man surnamed Wang angrily pointed at Zhang Decheng and scolded: "Don't put those pickled dirty things in your heart on our heads, if I want to move you, do you still need to ambush people?" ”
The other two people also suddenly realized when they heard the words, and they also raised their eyebrows one by one, and reprimanded Zhang Decheng fiercely, Zhang Decheng heard Wang Hanzi's words at the beginning, and his heart was wide, knowing that the majestic man in front of him was a generous and sad man, and the words that came out of his mouth would never be wrong, but later in the face of the verbal criticism of the three people, he was suddenly not happy, shouted two sentences back, put a few cruel words, and walked away.
The three strong men, after watching Zhang Decheng slam the door and leave, sat on the chair again, but looking at their sneering appearance, they also knew that the fire in their hearts had not disappeared, and after a long time, the black-faced man said in a muffled voice: "I don't care what kind of bird his Zhang Decheng's subordinates are, anyway, I will put the words here today, and in the future, I Liu Chengxiang will chop one when I see a pickled dirty thing that will bring disaster to the country and the people, and kill a pair when I see a pair, when the time comes, don't blame me for not saying ugly things to the front." After speaking, he ignored the two and walked straight towards the door.
The remaining two, you look at me, I look at you, stared at him for a while, Cao Futian slowly stood up from the chair, and said to the big man surnamed Wang: "Old five, don't blame Decheng, in fact, others are not bad." It is...... Hey, forget it, I'm also leaving. ”
Now I know who this big man surnamed Wang is, he is a well-known righteous man in the world, and the second largest sword king fifth in the list of the top ten masters of the late Qing Dynasty, but at this time, the big sword king fifth was obviously not in a good mood, hearing Cao Futian's words, he quickly got up and returned the salute, opened his mouth, and finally shook his head weakly and sat down on the chair again.
Cao Futian saw that the fifth king of the big sword was in a bad mood, and he also knew that it was better to talk less at this time, so he nodded and walked towards the door.
With the departure of the last person, the courtyard, which had just been noisy and necessary, suddenly became cold, and his nose sniffed the cold air, but the fire in his heart always lingered.
"Sect leader, that big sword king five also takes himself too seriously, don't worry, as long as you say a word, I ...... Oops, hey. ”
If Qian Duoduo was there, after seeing the person who was kicked out of the distance by Zhang Decheng, he would definitely give a standing ovation and applaud loudly, and the person who was beaten was the pock-faced man who pursued him at the beginning, Gu Chenghua, Gu Da Protector.
It is said that it deserves the bad luck of this Gu Da Protector, first the boiled duck flew away, and when he wanted to change to a fat sheep and slaughter it, he was found, saying that Zhang Jiao first went to talk to several other leaders and asked him to bring a few brothers to escort him, but he drank a belly of northwest wind at the door, and saw Zhang Decheng's stinky face come out, and he wanted to say a few flattering words to coax his own handle to be happy, but he didn't expect his fart to be slapped on the horse's leg, who do you say he is looking for?
"You still have the fucking face to say, if it weren't for you bastards doing evil down there, I would be able to take this wretch today? What do you want me to say? Yes? What the fuck do you want? Big Knife King Five, you think it's a bean sprout, and you can pinch it if you want to? There are hundreds of apprentices and grandchildren, and that guy is holding a big knife in his hand one by one, how can you deal with it?
Even if you can deal with his little five sons, what else can you do with Cao Futian? Kindness? What can you do with Liu Chengxiang? Do you think the 1,500-strong fast robbery team under Liu Chengxiang is an ornament? What a fucking pig brain. Zhang Decheng punched and kicked Gu Chenghua, who was pretending to be a dead dog on the ground.
Gu Chenghua hugged his head and shrunk into a ball, bearing the ravages of Zhang Decheng, and kept begging for mercy in his mouth: "Sect Master, don't fight, don't fight, don't I see you angry, am I uncomfortable?" As the so-called Lord humiliates the ministers to death, I see you being angry like this by others, and I feel uncomfortable. ”
I don't know if Zhang Decheng was tired from fighting, or was moved by Gu Chenghua's skinless and faceless words, although he was still angry, but his hands and feet were not moving, pointing at Gu Chenghua and scolding: "Nonsense, if Lao Tzu didn't know your loyalty, you still thought you could lie here?" Don't play dead, get up quickly, let's go back. ”
Hearing Zhang Decheng's words, Gu Chenghua, who was still like a dead dog just now, got up numbly, patted the soil on his body, and said with a sneer: "The sect leader still loves me." ”
Listening to this extremely disgusting sycophant, Zhang Decheng is very comfortable, no way, let's look at the origin of Zhang Decheng's buddy, when did the characters who came out of the bottom be praised so shamelessly, so for a while, he only thought that Gu Chenghua was loyal, and pretended to snort, and got into the eight people who were honored by others, and the group walked away majestically.
Liu Chengxiang and Cao Futian glanced at each other at the door, shook their heads impatiently, saluted each other, flew on their horses, and led their respective men back.